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OK, HI UNCLE NINA!! So, when I read rm4 oh so long ago and thought abt like Stan's grandpas coat jacket- whatever, yk what i'm talking about, I made a silly lil hc pertaining to the TFBW game. So like imagine all the lil kiddies are running around, having a blast or whatever the sp kids do when they play superheroes. And that day Toolshed brought his coat for one particular reason. Or two, actually. "To make sure you stay warm while flying around, Kite! And- and look cool doing it." IDK just a thought that he made a habit of giving Human Kite his jacket often, and Kite did usually make a fuss over it, but couldn't reject it. Does Uncle Nina approve? :) <33

AAAAAA no absolutely!!!! my stamp of approval indefinitely :')

i actually think all of the stans have some form of large jacket to lend kyle, like for pep stan i think it's prolly his football letterman jacket ( i feel like theres a bunch of emo boy pins all over it and kyle just gets to wear marsh 04 on his back all the time which...cuuute ),

rm!stan is obviously abuelo walks leather jacket love that gay king,

and idk what it is for my actual tfbw stan but kind spicy if his grandfather was hailed as this big famous superhero and stan got his jacket but woopsie...he was actually a big villain! trauma alert! xx

but yes...okay. absolutely this.

( i just started talking abt stan sharing his jacket for five years soz there is some tfbw at the end i'm sorry i got distracted help smh )

rm!stan definitely put kyle in his jacket all the time, that anemic king. because he looked good in it but like mostly because he was in LUV.

( i feel like they swapped and stan wore kyles orange jacket a lot <3 and kyle actually felt comfortable in stans jacket bc it was breathable and he wasn't like...trying to hide himself in that big coat...im sad )

also like tbh one of the most painful parts of rm is that ravenstan and jerseykyle weren't even like pep!style where it was confusing like...they were mutually obsessed with eachother. i would even go as far to say rm!stan was like insane k-garten peppermint stan except he relentlessly played the long game w/ kyle until he...died. rip.

...if you want to get really sad during your nice cute hc, please know that kyle only has the jacket because he was wearing it on the night stan disappeared :( also when the news broke that he died and all the ambulances and police cars were out he was just in stans jacket, pushing past yellow tape, trying to get to that burned up house like, watching them put shelley in a body bag, asking about stan, SCREAMING w/ his knees in the snow, crying getting carted off :(

....truly awful. THEY WERE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR! I HATE MY LIFE!

i mentioned pep!stan up there for a minute and them being confusing and like...i'm gonna fight stan because he was soooo...like i swear anytime it was dipped under like 40 degrees, stan just took his hoodie off and gave it to kyle, like if he even sniffled or looked cold, it was like immediate. so pep!kyle just Lives in his jackets ( i don't even think wendy got to wear them because kyle always got them rip ) like his football jacket and all his big emo boy band hoodies...like MAN!

its just like an unspoken agreement...he just like loves kyle and doesn't want him to get sick, so he gives him his jacket :((( LIKE I THINK PEPSTAN HAS GOTTEN PNEUMONIA MULTIPLE TIMES and downplayed it so hard so kyle wouldn't worry, but like just got rained and snowed on and was freezing all the time so kyle would stay dry </////33 i'm crying your honor

oh also if anyone else gives pep!kyle their hoodie its literally onsight stan gets so SALTY ABOUT IT like whos that from is he ur boyfriend LIKE SHUT UUUUUUP SHUT UP i love u jealous stan...smh. just kiss.

okay i'm almost done but you mentioned tfbw and i don't know who saw all my insane tfbw au musings but i hced that weather alien kyle was given a hand-me-down cloak that was made of the atmosphere and is basically resistant to all weather.

BUT UH STAN DOESNT KNOW THAT!!!

so i bet you little pre-tool shed stan in his jacket just gives it to kite!kyle in human form as a little kid so they stay covered...which is just really special to them and funny as fuck because kite!kyle basically has protection against all weather but just out of the goodness of his heart, shed!stan not knowing ky has alien powers just bc he cares abt them...puts them in his jacket.

i do think kyle used their secret alien powers to keep stan safe a lot and he just thought he was lucky...crying help.

anyways...Tada!

-uncle nina, ceo of the stan jacket agenda

#not me just going off on like three seperate tangents #i love lore #i love stan putting kyle in his jacket like thats the style agenda #i forgot to frame it around them playing superheros BUT DEFINETELY THEN OFC #i wonder if the kids w no powers in my tfbw au just play pretend superheroes and pretend like they have powers #bc oh my god #and stan and kyle are just faking being powerless #ALSO WOW THAT RM HC MADE ME UPSET #like rm!stan like tiny stan like saw kyle and was like in love in love with him it was so SERIOUS for him oh my god #also jersey kyle traumatized banshee screaming and everyone thinking hes insane and unhinged when hes just so broken and devastated #i want to cry so bad #also pepstan for being like i am not in love with my best friend...is hella protective over the hoodie situation #like i am very glad kyle was not in a tolkien jacket he would be acting up so much like i bet that dumb rich people fabric isnt even warm!!#its a dumb color LIKE STAN UR DEFTONES HOODIE HAS MULTIPLE SRIRACHA STAINS ON IT AND IS HIDEOUS #and kyle would do horrible and obscene things to wear it....style world domination baby

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