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semercury · 5 years

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potential jooj fics i kinda want to write but also these are mostly crack so

angry houseplant au - this is my au where jonathan survives at the end of part 1 and so does dio, but they keep dio’s head in a jar and live happily ever after with this angry houseplant. people are like “why tf do you have a head in a jar? i’m scared?” and erina and jonathan are just like “oh no, don’t worry, he’s just an angry houseplant” while dio is screaming threats.

angry houseplant but they go to disneyland - same as above, but this time they’re happy at disneyland. well, at least jonathan and erina are happy.

respect women juice - jonathan visits joseph in a dream and yells at him for cheating on his wife.

jotaro gets therapy - after the events of part 3, jotaro gets therapy for all the shit he went through. even tho he still has ptsd, it’s not as bad and he can manage it. so when he meets the kids in part 4, he’s a little happier and not as stony. he stays with his dolphin wife and is part of jolyne’s life.

josuke and okuyasu are convinced koichi is gay - like four or five chapters of those two Dumb Boys dropping hints that it’s okay if their best friend is gay, and they totally support him and are cool with it. only for koichi to be like “.... i literally have a girlfriend...” “yeah but you don’t seem to like her very much.” “well, she literally tried to murder me at first, so we got some stuff to work out, but we’re good.” idk. i feel like these three (four if we have roh*n) get into wacky adventures bc they’re all dumb teenagers who i would die for. they are all well meaning (except for roh*n) and loving and supportive and i def feel like those two would get v confused with everything in the romance department. (whether it’s them lowkey projecting onto koichi, but they’re too clueless of their own feelings is up to me i guess)

letting koichi say fuck - *kim k voice* it’s what he deserves

giotrish thing - idk. i just like them. they cute. maybe just a rlly simple high school thing IDK I JUST THINK THEY’RE CUTE WE STILL HAVNE’T SEEN MUCH TRISH YET I NEED TO KNOW HER MORE

exasperated dad bruno - bruno: help i accidentally adopted like four troubled teens? abbacchio: not again we talked about this. basically bruno keeps adopting people to be in his Traumatic Childhood Gang. abbacchio can’t figure out if he’s also an adopted child or supposed to be a second dad to the kids. literally the one scene from ouran where tamaki calls kyoya mommy and everyone’s confused and kyoya’s like “based on club rankings i guess that’s me?”

part five but in disneyland - let these children be happy dammit

narancia, fugo, and mista having fun - LET THESE CHILDREN BE HAPPY DAMMIT

speedwagon x reader - bc he’s the only valid one to date

au where jotaro and kakyoin are allowed to be the children they are and not have to like go off and save the world and jotaro doesn’t have to watch his only friend die in front of him - self explanatory

good dad joseph - joseph is actually in josuke’s life and isn’t a literal bastard

mikitaka fic - i don’t really know i just know i love my alien son so much

#stuff sarah says #to write #ghghghghf idk how many if any of these will get written #i just wanna write abt these characters #it's hard for me with stuff that has like super strict canon and rules and stuff #i gotta go heavy au #and i'll probably throw in a zombie apocalypse somewhere too bc i love those #i'm feeling part three with that one #bonus if stands are still a thing in the apocalypse

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