#I remember no other advice from her because she had this enourmous cuckoo clock

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#harry potter #I am very sorry for every apostrophe in this comic I am pretty sure I did it the wrongest way every time #back when we had apostrophes in English class I told my mother 'mother' #'I do not understand the apostrophes' #and she said 'child I also do not understand the apostrophes' #'but our neighbour down the street is from England let us ask her' #and she is this really sweet old lady and she made us tea and cake and then we sat down with my homework #she took 1 look at it and said 'yeah no idea' #she said no one really understands the apostrophes and that it is probably for the best if I never use them #I remember no other advice from her because she had this enourmous cuckoo clock #the birds were so big #they were so big I was not able to learn anything more about apostrophes #I still really like this neighbour #she was never mad when I skateboarded into her yard #and before the pandamic she would always celebrate new years eve with my grandma and they would get incredibly drunk #also friends I had my first job interview last week!! #it was not really an interview to be honest it was a test that comes before an interview #I don't know how it went but we all got to keep the pen #when I showed my father the pen he was really disappointed that I didn't steal it #father why would I do that #have a nice day everyone!! c: