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"Good." if i were dean i'd get so hard i'd be howling

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ok so. thinking of that post about how what we see on the show is the censored version of the winchester gospel, the version that makes them look “sympathetic” ….. now i just wanna write some between-episode cases that are so fucked up chuck was like oof ok let’s not talk about that

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the four horsemen of Queer Agony

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man supernatural might be bad but also ill be damned if thats not the most american show ever. like theres movies and tv that've tried to be this american but 99% have failed. you watch a particularly good episode of supernatural and suddenly you feel the hours of highway winds against your skin and theres more asphalt road than livable terrain for miles and you eat the best meal of your life at a pit stop and you havent gone to church since you were a kid but you still think about praying sometimes and you split a 6 pack with someone you love and a few too many people around you have guns and the land around you is so big when youre right in the center of it you feel like it could swallow you up and you know for a fact theres an unimaginable amount of mythology just beneath the surface. and then you watch the next episode where sam kills paris hilton or something

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spn scripts make me sick bc wdym dean was supposed to say "i love you" in the crypt scene??? wdym cas was supposed to go to his own personal heaven that was full of pictures of dean?? wdym dean spread cas' ashes in a field by a windmill bc he thought cas would have liked it?? wdym dean was supposed to tell cas "i wanted you to stay" in his purgatory prayer?? wdym that while dean was worrying about them dying cas was thinking about how beautiful dean was??? wdym sam was supposed to mention cas while dean was dying???? i am physically unwell.

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Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

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rotating the idea of a Jalph soulmate AU inside my head

but not a traditional fix-it soulmate AU where they find each other and immediately fall in love and all is well that goes well. What about that "first words are tattooed somewhere on their body" AU where Ralph has "Where's the man with the trumpet?" on his arm and Jack has "There's no man with a trumpet. Only me." on his leg.

What if they meet each other for the first time and they're friends. What if Jack betrays Ralph and they start hating the words on them. What if Ralph covers his arm with mud and Jack his leg with blood. They're hesitant to clean up when they're on the boat back home. During future confrontations their eyes wander and they meet gazes and just know what the other's thinking : what if we could have made it work?

It's the 1950s so obviously they're not thinking about being in a relationship. Maybe the media normalises platonic soulmates. Maybe not; maybe their parents told them they'd better have female soulmates or else. Maybe after their first meeting, Ralph looks at his arm every now and then and feels a deep discomfort in his stomach but he tells himself it's fine as long as they're on the island because nobody's going to bother them about it. Maybe Jack starts wearing longer pants after the island because his father found out and started hassling him about finding the girl who'd speak about a trumpet, however strange she may sound.

And maybe then they're back in school and undergoing therapy (probably not cause the 1950s were yikes about mental health but it'd nice to think about) they see their soulmarks and the feeling of longing from before the island comes back. "If only I could find them I'd be whole" turns to "If only I'd handled it better". They wish it could have worked. They wish they could have stayed friends. If only it had gone differently. Right person wrong time. Because if they're soulmates obviously their souls are going to feel like something's missing their whole lives now that they've found each other and they're apart, so add to that the PTSD and whatever else is going on inside their heads, the poor boys will not be having a good time.

Maybe Jack feels the pull of the hunt after the island (because I personally headcanon that he's lived pretty repressed beforehand due to his strict parents and the island gave him freedom he's never had before; the hunt was an amalgamation of all the stress that comes from having an overbearing successful Father with a capital F melting off his bones) AND the pull of the soul. Maybe he meets people with fair hair and the most gorgeous smile and he wants to vomit because he remembers the blood on his hands. Maybe Ralph is trying to socialise at school and he sees parts of Jack in everyone he meets. Maybe Ralph tells himself to shut up about his missing half, he doesn't have it that bad, just look at Simon and Piggy and the mulberry kid! at least he's not dead! (don't do that kids. that's a horrible coping mechanism. seek professional help) and still he goes to church and hears the choir and wonders if Jack still sings.

I dunno it's just an idea!! I am not done yapping about this. Will add on through reblogs if needed

#jalph #lotf

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So so sorry but desperate horny slutty teen sammy craving his big brother carnally is like crack cocaine to me. Teen sam sabotaging dean's dates and pushing every bounday and crawling into lap and commenting on bite and nails marks and hickies on dean. Dean trying to push him away to no avail. sam clings tight and dean wants to be a good big brother dean wants to protect his little sammy, dean would never hurt his baby brother deam would never dirty him, dean would never—

#spn #wincest #weecest #supernatural

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put on a breakup playlist on spotify and drink everytime you think about stanford era wincest

#wincest #spn #supernatural

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Judging SPN Seasons By How Messy It Would Be If Sam And Dean Started Having Sex

Season 1: freshly reunited. no one else in their world but them. they are obsessed with each other. they would fuck like feral dogs and it would make them so much worse. also dad is there. unspeakably messy. 12/10

Season 2: dad just died. the grief sex would be more tears than come and at least one of them is probably saying johns name mid fuck. dean might have to kill baby brother (TM) and so the obvious reaction to this would be extremely possessive sex. sam would not like that attitude (with the one exception of if it happens when hes drunk in playthings). messy in even grosser but marginally less feral ways than szn one. 13/10

Season 3: milder. still obsessed with each other but more settled into it now. deans turn to maybe die and sams turn to be uber-doober possessive about it. unlike sam, dean would be extremely into that. and his deal is comin due so he might as well. sad and tragic,, but not that messy. probably still more tears than come. 6/10

Season 4: dean just came back from hell to find sam fucking his new demon girlfriend. the angels are there. they're still hunting but Stuff Is Going On and god knows they need to be grounded with each other to make it through. sex would probably help. would do the opposite than make things messier. would be vicious. definite chance dean might try to feed sam his blood. 4/10

Season 5: apocalypse fuck. oh fuck. ruby is dead. angels and death and demons and god and destiny. sam and dean are the most experienced and secure theyve ever been and yet. the whole damn world is about to explode. and yet they are still tortured and annoyed by the goofy everday hunting horrors. fucking would be nice for them, would remind them they belong to each other. they think theyre gonna die so the consequences wouldnt matter a whole lot. less insulated and worried about holy judgment so the incest thing may be a bother now. 2/10

Season 6: you fuck your brother but its not your brother he's different in ways you cant explain but you havent seen him in months and you thought you lost him and hes not quite right but fuck he looks like him and talks like him and knows everything about the two of you and he fucks like a greek god and hes mean as a motherfucker in bed but you can take it its fine its worth it its sam godammit-

15/10

Season 7: stranded up the creek without even a twig for a paddle. both brothers are destroyed and traumatised and forcing each other forward by force of necessity and a brotherly hand on the back of the neck. at least its just them alone together (dean please ignore the hallucination of lucifer sitting in the corner and judging our cock size-). sex would go terribly and be the most unsexy sex ever sexed. but they would probably like the closeness if sam could handle it. messy but wouldnt ruin them long term. there would be a terrible Dick joke. 8/10

Season 8: WHOA BOY WHAT A DOOZY. BOTH BROTHER HAVE PARAMOURS ON THE SIDE WHOM THE OTHER FUCKIN HATES. DEAN IS PURGATORY FERAL AND HAS ONE EYE ON A VAMP. SAM IS SOFT HAS HIS PINKY FINGER TWINED AROUND SOME RANDOM GIRL. WHY DIDNT YOU LOOK FOR ME?? // YOU TOLD ME NOT TO!! // YOU TRUST A DAMN VAMPIRE OVER YOUR OWN BROTHER?? // YOU HIT A DOG... meanwhile sam is doing the trials losing his mind again and dean is losing his mind about that. letting you down was my biggest sin//there is nothing i would ever put in front of you. messy. 10/10.

Season 9: less than ideal with sam possessed by and angel. dean is rocking with the guilt and confliction. the mark of cain is also making him a bit feral again. theyre safe together in the bunker but thats already claustrophobic enough sex might just suffocate them both. pretty messy. 7/10

Season 10: your big brother is an angry angry man but its not his fault right??? its because of the mark right?? he cant control it and you love him and you want to stay in the safe house/bunker/tomb with him you dont want to leave anymore and you need him. youve both been through enough. you deserve this. there would be minimal messiness caused by sex with your brother rn. exception to those few weeks where he was a demon. 2/10

Season 11: gods sister is here and its the apocalypse again. dean hates what he has with Her. at least his sammy is here. at least theyre together. still crazy about each other. gay incest sex is the most reasonable reaction. god might find out- but then again, he and his sister are pretty wacked out together too, and are we not made in gods image?. 1/10

Season 12: Mom is here and so is lucifer and his kid and also the cunt ass brits. not ideal. minimal messiness so long as no one finds out. and fuck all them anyway its pretty clear sam and dean can only ever really trust each other. sex would be affirming and safe here. they are absolutely fucking in the kitchen to the smell of toast and coffee. dean discovers he has an std because no its not normal that your balls have iched like that for the past four years you need to go to a doctor and dean i swear on the impala if you gave it to me- . 3/10

Season 13 to 15: fellas is it gay to have sex with your brother who you've been functionally married to for over a decade? probably not right ha ha. if they havent already fucked by now theyre not going to. theyre just gonna be intensely platonically married until they die. they both have erectile dysfunction by this point . sex would mean everything to them but change nothing they would still be old and married in their bunker with the devils kid tomorrow regardless. they dont care what people think anymore. fuck all messiness. 1/10

Post Season 15 Finale/Heaven: we deserve a soft epilogue my love sammy. mildly concerned about being kicked out of heaven for incest but with everything else theyve done they still made it there. it would be the least of their sins. lovely soft and nothing hurts. can you make a sex tape in heaven? 0/10

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a smol wincest smooch animation made on flipnote! (yes the one on nintendo ds😗)

some stills below in case anyone is interested in that

#wincest #animation #digital art #supernatural

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#ides of march

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babe wake up! new booktok nsfw censorship term just dropped

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i have serial killer!winchesters brainrot at the moment

just imagine it, okay?

john can't cope with the loss of mary, unable to comprehend that something otherworldly could have killed her. it had to have been some sick human who would even think of pinning his wife to the ceiling and setting her aflame in the nursery of their six month old son.

he can't figure out who to trust, except for his two boys. it could have been anyone who had killed her and he wouldn't rest until he found them. he doesn't believe in the occult. he targets humans who seem suspicious enough. he's grieving over the loss of his wife that it warps his mind and now everyone outside of his two boys are a threat that must be dealt with until he finds who killed her.

sam and dean grow up around that mindset. they're taught to blend in, keep their heads down, remain immemorable. he was marine, so he taught them how to fight, to defend themselves. he gives dean one single order to never disobey no matter what: "protect sam at all costs."

dean—the good little soldier he is—does just that. their dad leaves for days, even weeks at a time, but he always keeps little sammy safe. sam grows up, not knowing his father's love. he only knows dean's love. dean's love that protects him, keeps him safe, comforts him, holds him.

when sam is 9 and some older kid tries to hurt him after school—grabbing his arm hard enough to bruise and pushing him to the ground—dean is there. john is away, following a "lead" to his wife's murder, but dean—freshly 13 and almost in high school—is doing as he was told: protecting sammy.

for the first time, sam sees the true extent of dean's love that has been so viciously warped by their father's mindset as dean beats the boy who dared to lay a finger on little sammy to a bloody pulp, killing him.

it's dean's first murder, all in defense of his little brother. sam's own mind warps into something dangerous, something sinister at the sight of blood on dean's hands, face, clothes, and boots. at the animalistic snarl on dean's face as he pummels the kid's face in with his fists. at the dark, vicious tone in dean's voice as he growls, "no one hurts my sammy!"

when the police arrive, they're gone and the body of the 14 year old boy who hurt sam is left as a john doe. his face smashed in, his teeth in his throat, and his fingerprints burnt off with a lighter.

for years, john doesn't notice the change in his boys, mostly focused on his own grief and plot of taking justice into his own hands. he believes he kills these people for a purpose, to find who killed his wife and tells himself that once the bastard is dead, he'll retire and die in peace.

what he doesn't expect is just how far his boys have fallen.

one night—when sam is 16 and dean is 20—sam is arguing with john, fighting back against john's orders and before john can even think about it, his hand flies through the air and backhands sam so hard that he collapses onto the ground.

utter silence falls over the room. john looks up and suddenly his oldest son is slamming him against the nearest wall and choking him with an elbow against his windpipe. john is shocked by the unadulterated rage on dean's face, the seething anger in his eyes, and the low dangerous hiss coming from his son's mouth.

"don't ever fucking lay a hand on him again, you understand me?" dean threatens and john, a seasoned killer and ex-marine, is scared of his own son. he looks over dean's shoulder to see sam getting up from the floor with a hand on his cheek and blood on his lips.

there's a glint of something evil in sam's eyes as a small, but cruel grin forms on his face as he stares at john. then suddenly his eyes begin to water and he lets out a choked sob. dean's off john in an instant and john slumps against the wall, trying to find his breath again. dean is hovering over sam, concern in his eyes, as if he hadn't just threatened his father.

he's gently cradling sam's face in his hands, anguish on his own at the sight a red welt on sam's cheek and blood on his teeth. sam lets tears fall from his eyes and sniffles before gripping tightly at dean's leather jacket—the same one john had given to him.

"you can't let him hurt me again, dee," sam whispers and dean shushes him before pulling him into an embrace. sam looks at john from where his head is tucked against dean's neck and he's grinning again as dean shoots a glare at him, unaware of the look on his little brother's face.

"you hurt him again, dad, and i won't hesitate before putting a bullet through your skull."

for the first time, john knows that his oldest will do it without a second thought. he'd given him the order to protect sam and dean was following it, doing like he was told. john suddenly wonders how much blood is on dean's hands and how many bodies he's left in his wake.

how much murder has he committed in the name of protecting sam?

#supernatural #spn #wincest #AUGHHH??

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dean are you even listening to me. dean

#squish squish mwah #wincest #spn

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summer days. Dean working at a local garage and Sam spending the days reading and waiting for Dean to come home.

#this could be us...? #transition goals: [this] #hey guys i dont kiss my brother but replace brother with bf #dont kiss ur bro pls #dont do this at home #spn

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Schism by TOOL

I have feelings ok

#UGHHHHH STOP WITH THE TENSION JUST TALK #AND KISS MAYBE #wincest