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gotmilk5101520 · 3 years

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Trollhunters: Tales of Arcadia Watch Episode 8 Adventures in Trollsitting

Hey, this one is actually short for once.

Suddenly first person view.

“Ohh!”

“Chaka, chaka, chaka, chaka” Goblins are the best babysitters.

“Can you imagine me going down the road on that?”

“Wind whipping through my hair”

“Claire holding tight to my back”

“Me, cruising in the sidecar next to ya” Question: Are there any fanarts of that? If there are no fanarts, then i’m disappointed in this fandom.

“What are the chances of your mom getting you one for your birthday?” “My birthday is next episode, Tobes”

“It’s a goblin, with a baby!”

“Come on, Jim! It’s just a bird! Or a plane! Oh it is a goblin with a baby. It’s a goblin with a baby!”

“And, in order for a changeling to maintain it’s appearance in our world, no harm must come to the human child in theirs”

“I assure you, there is no safer place for a baby to be than the bowels of the Darklands nursery”

“Oh great, that means Gunmar is watching them. Gunmar the Black? More like Gunmar the Babysitter”

“AAAAHHHH!!!”

“Jim!”

“Got him!”

“I told you i’d fall. Plus, i can’t go down there” “Yet” “Yet?”

“As Jim has Draal now to protect his home”

“Tobias, you will now have Aaarrrgghh to protect yours”

“Really? For real? We’re gonna be roomies?

“Yeah! High-five, big guy!”

“AAAAHHHH!!!”

“We said we were sorry”

“I am going to find out who it belongs to, and when i do i’m going to find the parents and punch them in the face for letting their baby get taken so easy. And if there’s an older sibling that’s my age, i’m punching them too. That stupid family that let thei-”

“You have Suzy Snooze?”

“My brother’s bunny! I’ve been looking all over for him” “So you still gonna...” “Shut up, Toby”

“I, like, live in their shirt every day!” You’re in a cartoon, you’re suppose to wear the same thing every day.

“Sorry, but Dean finally asked me to a movie”

“And then Hank invited me to ice cream!”

“Do you believe this?”

“I know. Mary Wang’s a player” Important facts.

“Claire, i can babysit!”

“Wait, have you ever babysat before?”

“Uh, yeah” And he said “Yeah” you know, like Lila.

“Nana, i’m home!”

“It’s your Toby-Pie!”

“I have a giant troll with me!”

And they’re safe.

“Ladies love the floating ball” That’s what she said.

Sonic the Gnome 2006

“I guess i was just excited to have a roomie, you know?”

“It’s just been me and Nana here for a while”

*Cries in Troll*

“Jim, put the horseshoe away” “Right”

“You’re not the only one hiding a secret” “Secret? What secret? I’m not hiding an secret! No not me. No secret about me being the Trollhunter and your brother is a changeling” “You are lucky you’re cute” “What?” “Nothing”

“So, if your secret is eating babies, now is the time to tell me” Jim the Baby-Eater.

“Sheesh-kebab” What an odd way to say shit.

“What?”

“Steve the fuck are you doing here?” “I’m here to babysit!” “I’m the babysitter!” “I thought i was babysitting?” “Steve i would not trust you with a baby” “Hey! I could be a good dad! You two are lame anyway. You guys don’t know what i had to go through in 3Below!”

“Yeah? Well why don’t you tell Aja! She’ll love to hear it!” “...” “Jim, We’re not at that part yet” “Oh... Uh. I’m gonna go and move forward with the plot, and shove my hand in a bin of used diapers. Okay, bye!”

Suddenly blood.

“Kill them all, kill them all”

“Kill them all!”

“Kill...”

“them...”

“all!”

I don’t know about you guys. But this terrified me a lot (It still does)

“Wow. When you get into a game, man, you really”

“Um... commit” I sometimes throw my controllers, but i never smash them.

“You hid the horseshoe in the diaper bin, didn’t you?”

“Because you’re just a normal baby, and that’s what normal babies do”

“Ooh, doggy! Oh, It is really packed”

And you just did that for nothing.

“Go away. We’re closed”

“You haven’t closed your apothecary since the wart outbreak of 1982!” Wart outbreak? Was that the trolls version of Covid?

Suddenly a cat.

‘Are you not babysitting?”

“Well, i’m not saying i’m good at it”

“I don’t understand how the baby could elude you if you were rightfully sitting on him” Babies can’t elude you, if you’re sitting on them.

“Do you see this? The little poop-bag locked us out!” What an odd to say shit-bag.

“I feel a disturbance in the Force. Like someone is breaking into my room” “Who cares about you?” “Steve, go back to drinking your milkshake”

“This is what a girl’s lips taste like!” Toby that “Girl’s lips” you tasted is Claire’s. So you kinda kissed Claire. Wait then that means the next time Claire uses that lipstick, she’s kissing Toby. Toby and Claire’s first kiss was with each other. Sorry Jim.

“You’re freaking him out!” “He is freaking me out! Why are you gaslighting this!?” “I am not! I’m just expressing poor denial at the idea that an evil creature would take sweet, helpless babies from their families and replace them” “I- I’m sorry, Tobes. I had no idea this was hurting you on the inside” “No. I’m sorry for gaslighting this” “Come here Tobes. Let all out”

“All right, come to daddy” That’s what she said.

“That is not Enrique!”

‘That is not Enrique!” And, for some reason, that’s his name.

“No, hey!”

“You’re a very bad baby!”

“My word!” What are you reading?

“Stay hidden”

“I mean, lie low”

“Lie low” Yeah, no one will see him.

“Ooh, cake!” Priority straight.

“Oh, hey, Claire! How’s the concert?” “We never went to the concert” “Why? What happened?” “Remember what you told Steve? Let’s just say he’s been a mess after that. We’re at a McDonald’s right now” “Really? Can you get me a milkshake from there?” “Sorry, but they’re out” “Of course they are. McDonald’s never has milkshakes” “That, and Steve has been ordering those all night. He’s on his fifth one right now” “I never wanted to be in this play! Tell Jim, to take his part back! I don’t want it!” “I can get you French Fries instead. Does that sound good?” “Deal!”

“Oh, yeah. One other thing, my parents are on their way home” “What? I thought they weren’t coming back till late late!” “Jim, you should know by now, when they say “Be home late late” it means they’ll be home early” “God, i hate when that happens!”

New meme template.

“Need help”

“But we are helping them by not helping” The best way to be helpful.

“Can’t you see? By coddling a pupil, we’re only stunting-”

“Ah!”

“Aaarrrgghh, remove this door immediately!” Now it’s personal.

Some-

BODY ONCE TOLD ME!

Squashed

“Where’s the bridge?”

“What bridge? London Bridge?”

“I hear it’s falling down” My fair lady.

“Oh, no, someone’s home!”

“I suggest we make our egress”

“Agreste? Adrien Agreste?”

And this will never be let down for as long as Jim lives- Oh wait.

“Fudgeknuckle” What an odd way to say crap.

“Jim, your French Fries are in the front room” “Thank you! Why are they cold?” “Cause i walked home” “Why did you walked home? Where was Steve?” “Steve got tired, and said “Screw you, i’m going to Eli’s! At least he understands me!” and left” “Why didn’t you use the Shadow Staff?” “I thought that too, but then i remembered “Wait this is the first half of season 1″ and then i began walking home”

That’s a lot of babies.

So “Best” babysitter. Jim or Marinette? You decide.

And now, it’s time for a birthday.

#trollhunters #milk watches trollhunters #tales of arcadia

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kiwibirdlafayette · 7 years

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For the Trollhunter's ask: Like, all of them.

(hoo man u got me aight lets do this C:::)

1. My cousins were watching the show at my grandparents house and at first I was convinced it was lame and such but then I watched a few episodes with my brother at home and I immediately got hooked especially after seeing that relatable blue troll dad hahaha. And then I got into the fandom a lil when I started drawing fanart and thats when I knew I was in deep

2. Show! I’ve actually only now started reading the book (I’m about halfway through at the moment)

3. Answered this one in the prev ask but its my good boi speed weed Toby or the true human cinnamon roll Eli ;)))

4. BLINKY AND AAARRRGGHH HA NDS DOWN ٩( ᐛ )و

5. Idek but I said Gladys just bc she ugly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6. I’d want to be either a troll or a changeling because yO imagine if I was a troll I could live in the mindblowing place that is trollmarket but also if I was a changeling I could play people so easily also I can go in the S U N

7. Bular actually I mean yeah Angor’s got all that magic powers and stuff but Bular is bigger and thicc and I could not fight him as easily also he does me a frighten

8. 3-3-2-2 (Aaarrrgghh)

9. I, Jay, take out my phone, pen and notepad and make an attempt to photograph and interview said troll. Attempt will most likely will end in disaster with me being beaten up with maybe one blurry photo and vague information I will overanalyze for the next few weeks depending on which troll I encounter

10. I love trans!Jim headcanons and basically anything to do with Blinky or Aaarrrgghh I can’t list em all there are too many

11. See the first one bc hot damn I gotta lotta info on all three (Boiskalous, Farhensim and Rtharber)

12. Tbh Blinky because idk I always seem to relate to those kinds of characters that stand out from the crowd in one way or another, and have that sort of individuality to them as their primary characteristic?? I’ve always had pride in myself as being the weird, strange person in all of my groups almost feeling out of place and when I see how Blinky is like that in terms of the rest of the troll’s social sphere I connected pretty deeply ahaaa

#trollhunters #asks #i have no idea how to put how i relate to blinky in words but its there #uhhh #lafakiwi talks #i guess ik what to tag #i had to edit my answer to 4 b how could i forget my sweet

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