#I spent a redacted amount of time trying to replace the garrotte in that one scene with a puppy

[greenandhazy]

A series of important facts:

1. Zhu Zanjin has cute tiny dogs

2. He carries them around in unexpected ways

3. Sometimes he puts them in Jin Guangyao’s costume

4. Jin Guangyao was the one who bought Fairy, so he’s canonically not anti-dog (forget the threat to kill her, he was a little stressed that day ok)

5. According to the American Kennel Club, small Pekingese (4-5 pounds) were sometimes called “sleeve dogs” because Chinese nobility would use them as personal guard dogs, hidden in their sleeves

CONCLUSION:

We need a remake of The Untamed that’s exactly the same except for one crucial element

LET JIN GUANGYAO HAVE A PUPPY

#jin guangyao #the untamed #cql #zhu zanjin #I spent a redacted amount of time trying to replace the garrotte in that one scene with a puppy #and my editing skills are nowhere near up to par #but you know. wwx and dogs. #I thought it would be funny