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#It been 5 years why can't I escaped this fucking musical lol
yeetus-feetus · 4 months
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me, making little headcanons about the bats: and Tim's mum is Pilipino, and Jason is Scottish-Latino, and-
*sudden Hamilton flashback* ... Orphan... Scotsman... Carribbean...
Me: .....
Me: How does a BASTARD! ORPHAN! son of whore and a SCOTSMAN! Dropped inthemiddlesofa for-gott-en spot in the Carribbean byprovidenceimpoverishedin squalor! Grow up to be a HERO and a SCHOLAR!???
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obsidiancreates · 2 years
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Dream Beavers Thoughts/Reactions
My poor boy Donnie, he doesn't even get to start the episode awake. Instantly we're in his nightmare as he flees for his life in a panic. Love the angst of it but my poor boy
Dude this nightmare of Donnie's is so fucking relatable , I have Being Chased And Can't Escape nightmares at least once a week.
Couldn't wake Donnie up and even dirty underwear didn't wake him... yeah, no cause for concern, I'm sure
OH GOD HIS LEG FUCKING BROKE AGAIN
Sleeping may not help, but you know what else won't? Walking on it after it popped out of place again
Oh when did I start watching Monsters vs Aliens lol
I like the hint that Leo's dreaming now too by having his dream take place at night, then cutting to Casey and April just pulling up to the store during the day.
Pffff "On purpose?"
Brown but it used to be yella candy... ew
He's got the fucking Necronomicon in his fucking store, just put the book in the back room if you don't want anyone touching it, dude.
Amount of stuff must be for 5 or 6 people? It's one box. Maybe they just like variety.
Leo YOU WERE ALREADY A SUPERHERO YOU IDIOT
Awww Raph and Mikey prank times, love when they get along- oh, and Mikey almost ruined it
Casey, hon? Sometimes people just nap.
AWWWWWWWWW DONNIE SNORES AND WHISTLES THROUGH THE TOOTH GAP IT'S SO CUTE
OH HIS NIGHTMARE IS NOT CUTE but the May I Eat You? You Look Salty! is very funny.
He's never even been to school and has nightmares about it anyway, that's how you know Donnie is truly a teenager.
MY BOY FIGURED IT OUT BUT STUPID BEAVER MAKES HIM THINK HE DIDN'T HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO HIS CONFIDENCE
Casey- where did you just kick him?!?!?!?!?!
Donnie is having the worst time I think, but Raph's got prize for second worst nightmare, this shit is fucked. He's trapped in an endless metal music video
Meanwhile Mikey is just in Mabel Land from Gravity Falls...
Draining the life out of them... that's just what nightmares do even without the Beavers
GO FUCK THAT BASTARD UP CASEYYYYYYYYYY I SUPPORT YOU EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU COMMIT VIOLENCE
Yesssssssss love the transition into Donnie's dream again, love his scared expression as he runs through the twisting sewer, love how desperate he is! Good shit!
Don't like Big Boob Coffee Can April though.
Man, Leo can't even avoid having his ass beat in a dream
YESSSSSSS THE WAY IT ALL STOPS AND THE BEAVER SAYS "AREN'T YOU GOING TO ANSWER" THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE ON THAT
Raph's is just like, someone on the crew wants to direct a metal video and hasn't had the chance yet.
Hi, Mickey Mouse Lolipop, why did you break the mold of it being April's voice and none of the other ones did?
So this bitch thinks the Dream Beavers have heralds and minions in the waking world now?
Yeah Casey. Dream Beavers. And shockingly? One of the less goofy villains in this show.
BEATNIK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
OH DONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
He figured it out a second time! But he still can't win! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOD I LOVE THAT SLICING EFFECT AND HOW IT BRINGS ALL 4 INTO THE SAME DREAMSPACE GODDDDDDDDDD THIS EPISODE IS SO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dude, Big Brain Raph figured it out! He got to shine! Whoo!
Pffff what was that giggle Donnie?
So Dave is the third Gidorah head of the Dream Beavers
Casey is just playing Resident Evil 7 now. Motherfucker's sawing through walls and shit...
THAT IS A QUALITY BAT JEEPERS WHY IS IT SO TOUGH
40 years, sir? You shouldn't be able to talk.
This guy is just. Ford. This is Grunkle Ford's backstory.
CASEYYYYYY I LOVE YOU MY LOYAL CARING DEPENDABLE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YES SAVE YOUR FRIENDS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSS THIS COMIC THING I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I LOVE THIS EPISODE SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THEY'RE RIPPING THROUGH THE COMIC BITS AND NOW THEY'RE UPSIDE DOWN YES MAKE IT TRIPPY MAKE IS STRANGE MAKE IT DREAMLIKE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS EPISODE IS INCREDIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh Dave is a Minecraft Slime, or Ratchet & Clank Zyphoid.
Hehehehehe them with only their heads and shells look funny
Oh this is supremely fucked up, but like, in a way that's more fun than horrifying and gross like the Mom Thing was
I like that he immedietely assumes the turtles were sleep deprivation hallucinations
DONNIE'S NOT BREATHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE MY BOY ALONEEEEEEEEE
YES CASEY YES RISK THE WHOLE WORLD FOR YOUR FRIENDS/FOUND FAMILY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CASEY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HA bitches are the size of real beavers. I like that Mikey and Dave still wanna be friends.
Pfffff "April. Casey. Giant talking turtles." And then WHAM HITS THE FLOOR WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND TONS OF STEEL
Hey Donnie? Yeah, you died. Like you stopped breathing and your pulse stopped like, two seconds ago. Maybe let, anyone else, help Casey carry the sleeping man away
Awwwwwww Leo and Raph friend moment!
Casey, a little soon for the "Dream on" comment, sweetie. They. Donnie just died. Everyone else, almost died. Maybe not the time for thematic puns.
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sicjimin · 3 years
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A.N: Ok right now i think I'm kinda attached to the morning sickness stories 😅 lol this is a .... random fic from me bc i was bored and need to let out smth . Im sorry for any grammatical error, hope you like it !!
TW : emeto, graphic description of vomiting
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Seokjin is not the one who easily getting motion sickness. Hell, he never gets one during his 28 years of life. Well ... not until his pregnancy hits. He's losing count on how many times Namjoon had to pull over, stop the car completely, or even need to wash his car interior just because Seokjin threw up on it. It feels like there are no car trips between them that are not filled with at least ONE episode of Seokjin throwing up —yes, it happened way too often since the beginning of his pregnancy up until now he's reaching 4 months. Because of that, Namjoon is now well prepared. He has a little bucket in the trunk (it's for a very very emergency matter because Seokjin's vomiting episode could be bad sometimes), a plastic bag, and a paper bag fully stocked in the passenger's cabinet. Namjoon also have stock of mint and ginger root candy for Seokjin to sucked after his vomiting session, along with a bottle of water.
Namjoon is already that prepared, but it always breaks his heart to see Seokjin starts to feel nauseous or worse, end up vomiting during their car trips. He hated to see Seokjin look so sick because, before pregnancy, Seokjin is rarely sick.
Today is one of the days. They planned to go grocery shopping, then visited this little cat cafe that takes 1 hour of car ride. All of that is Seokjin's idea, he has already planned all of this since last week. Even told Namjoon to re-schedule his weekend workout session, and who's Namjoon to say no, right?
So here they are, 20 minutes into the car ride to the cat cafe. Seokjin seems fine earlier, he looks so excited to go, even blasting music and singing along that Namjoon can't help but laughs a few times looking at his husband's behavior. But now it feels like someone just flips the condition 180 degrees because Seokjin is quiet. His head leans to the window with eyes squeezed shut, one hand rubbing his stomach that already has a little bump there. Namjoon shot a few worried glances to his husband, sometimes catching how the older's cheeks would puff out, and let out a nauseated huff.
Namjoon's hands move to grab Seokjin's free hands. Engulf it and giving it gentle rubs, "Are you feeling sick?"
Seokjin let out another huff. Bringing his hand to massaging his temples and then anxiously tapping on his lips, "Yes. very .. i feel like im gonna throw up this second but i don't want to", Seokjin says. Voices thick with a gag that he has been holding back. Namjoon furrowed his eyebrows, " Haven't you took your anti-nausea meds from the doctor?"
Seokjin eyes go wide, fuck.
He turned his head to Namjoon, "Shit .. i forgot"
Namjoon chuckles lightly, "Well .. you're on your own baby"
Seokjin rolls his eyes before suddenly brings his hands to his mouth, and another hand urgently opening the cabinet, searching for a paper bag. It happens so fast until Namjoon that has been trying to focus on both, the road in front of him and Seokjin, now a little bit distracted hearing a harsh gag followed by a stream of liquid shots up to the paper bag. Namjoon is slowly panicking now, wants to comfort his husband that still ducked his head to the paper bag or the road in front of him. He saw a gas station in few meters. He speeding up his car to the gas station. Once they are there, he opened his seat belt and avert his total attention to his husband. Head still ducked into the paper bag even though he's bringing up nothing, only spitting saliva and let out a few silent gags. He brings his hand to rub the older's back, "Are you finished?"
Seokjin shakes his head.
"Do you want to go to the bathroom? We're at gas station now", Namjoon says softly. Seokjin lifted his head and took a glance around. Then he moves his glance to Namjoon, catching the worried expression from the younger. He nods eagerly. He's still very much nauseous and he couldn't bring himself to throw up in the paper bag again. The sound of vomit hitting the paper bag and the feeling of cupped up inside the car just making his nausea worse. So he hurriedly brings his body out of the car and almost speed walking to one of the stalls there. Lucky for him, all of the stalls are empty.
A gag already escaped his mouth as he tried to lock the door before it hits something—or someone, Namjoon. Suddenly realizing that he unconciously leaving Namjoon behind, but now he didn't has time to care more about Namjoon as his body lurched forward. Namjoon slips himself in, locks the door, and immediately rubs his husband back. He winced when he saw a thick brown vomit pouring out from Seokjin's mouth and splashing to the toilet. He's sure that their sandwich for breakfast earlier already there.
He could feel Seokjin's back muscle tenses and moving forward under his palm when the older let out another deep heave, followed by more stream of vomit pouring out. Oh how Namjoon wished he could take away Seokjin's pain right now.
"That's it baby, let it all out"
"Joonie, i'm so sick", Seokjin whimpers before another liquid rushing out from his body. It goes on for another 5 minutes, Seokjin's body rocking back and forth with every liquid he let out and Namjoon silently rubbing his back.
Seokjin gives a final dry heave and brings himself up again. Eyes red and glassy, their hands shaking, and his nose is runny. He flushed the toilet and turn his body facing Namjoon. Namjoon immediately secured his husband's waist with his arms, "Done?"
Seokjin falls silent. Namjoon thought that it was a yes, until Seokjin suddenly pushes his body and facing the toilet again. Another dry heave bring his body forward, he almost fall if its not because of Namjoon holding his waist
"Wait wait baby, slow down. You're hurting yourself", Namjoon panicked. Seokjin squeezed his eyes shut as a gurgling belch that sent a few last traces of vomit into the toilet climb ip to his throat. He coughed for a bit and sending one last heave that gathered in his belly and built upward, bringing with it a few remnants of something he ate mixed with pure bile.
Seokjin stayed in that position for a while, not trusting his body to stand up yet. He could hear Namjoon's worried voices, "Still sick?"
He finally shakes his head, and ushered Namjoon to get out of stall, "Lets go. I think i will be sick again if i see toilet once more"
Namjoon walked besides him, "Do you still want to go to the cafe? That was pretty bad, you were scaring me!"
Seokjin let out a light giggle, "Well, blame your child! They are the ones that made me like that!"
Namjoon suddenly stopped his track, making Seokjin stare at him confused, "Why?"
The younger bent at the waist, and put a light kiss on Seokjin's bump, "Don't be too active baby, your Appa there is having a hard time. Behave okay?"
Seokjin blushes uncontrollably at the sudden act from his husband, ''Yah! this is public places!''
Namjoon laughs at that, "Let's do groceries shopping to get your nutella craving and then go home? how does that sound?"
"Sounds fine with me, baby"
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based from this prompt;
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