#Klarion: I am doing good at being human a completely normal thing to want a good grade in

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 102

 Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath. In for ten seconds, out for eight. Alright. Okay. “Let me get this straight,” he didn’t motion to the three teens- or not teens even if two apparently looked like they were- but it was a close thing. “You-” 

 Phantom perked up, white hair flickering with what he was pretty sure were stars as they turned away from the window looking out into space. “-are two years old.” The fae-esque being who looked more like a fourteen year old gave a half-distracted nod. Which, for a toddler, they were paying attention pretty well. 

 “You-” Klarion looked up from where he was fiddling with the cuffs that had been on him, cat sprawled on his shoulder now that it was out of the carrier. “-are six?” Another distracted nod, the apparently-child seemingly enamored with the sounds the cuffs made when they clinked together. 

  “And you-” He turned towards Marvel, who shrank back before seemingly steeling themself. “-are in fact ten.” The… well they had thought demigod but apparently all three were some sort of realms-being, which had apparently made Constantine pale and start cursing before stomping out of the Watchtower. Another nod and shaky thumbs up. 

 Alright. Okay. They had in fact let a ten-year old join the league, which wouldn’t have been so bad if they had known. Especially the fact that apparently Marvel was only half-human, which suddenly explained so much about how he didn’t know so many things about a human life. Which-

 “You,” he turned towards Phantom again to make sure he was listening before returning his attention to Marvel. “And you have both lived at least a year in the human realm with human companions, but your-” He turned his gaze towards the ravenette in the center. The six year old apparently. “-experience with the human realm is literally just with the Light.” 

 Yet another distracted nod. Okay. Bruce was tempted to scream in a room for the entire situation that had cropped up from the single action of taking Klarion’s familiar and then the boy himself into custody. Then again, it was honestly a much better thing they had apparently caught this. 

 “Alright,” he sighed, suddenly feeling incredibly exhausted. “To make sure I have all of this correct-” Because it was already a shitshow and the amount of shouting had absolutely spooked the child. To the point he’d- according to Marvel- made what was apparently some sort of very distressed noise that had made both him and Phantom running. Or rather flying and portaling. 

 “-in the realms, people there make friends through fighting,” Bruce pauses to make sure he got that part correct. The origin of this entire misunderstanding with the chaos-lord. Lordling? 

 All three nodded, Klarion losing interest in the cuffs and starting to pet his cat. Familiar. Everyone had referred to it as a familiar and Marvel had appeared utterly horrified that they had taken said familiar away. Somehow he was the one the trio were currently trusting and weren’t doing the same towards any of the other league members. 

 “And you have been trying to make friends with the Jr team, which they have been taking as an attack due to this miscommunication.” Honestly they should have gotten more information, though he couldn’t exactly blame any of the teens, what with everything they were currently dealing with. 

 “... is there any sort of guardian or something you might have, that can be contacted? Or anyone that could help prevent a situation like this from happening again?” All three avoided his eyes, suddenly finding things like the table and walls very interesting. 

 Oh. Hm. This could be a problem.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Bruce is so done #Danny: I would have a guardian but the observants locked him up in his clocktower 'cause he used to date the king #Marvel: Does Tawny count?? Like he's a tiger but he also talks and is sapient... #Klarion: Mother Chaos is busy so dropped me off in this world to play #Bruce: Oh no #Bruce already filling out temporary custody papers: Oh No #Bruce: Do any of you know how to do human things #Danny: Oh my human caretakers were mad scientists- #Bruce: OH NO #Marvel: Oh when I'm smaller the street kids help me out #Bruce grabbing a blanket: OH NO #Klarion: I am doing good at being human a completely normal thing to want a good grade in #Bruce already bundling them up: OH NO #They all have familiars lmao #Klarion has Teekl the cat #Danny has Cujo the dog #Billy has Tawny the tiger #JL in the other room having a breakdown or five #Why yes they were fighting a literal child #And yes apparently they did let in another child and literal toddler #Danny: Hold on can I at least get my sister before we go anywhere #Bruce: Hnnnn #His kids are going to laugh at him for bringing home 4 kids

[silverdecepticon93]

OG young justice team with demigod S/O's (like from percy Jackson)

Aqualad: 

Obviously, you’re the child of Poseidon

Date nights aren’t too showy, often going out on swims or a simple movie night.

If you ever need help adjusting to the mortal world, Kalur will be very understanding and does very well in teaching how to adjust and fit in.

Doesn’t mind you’re more powerful than him but he will still be a little worried for you in battle. 

If you want to learn hand-to-hand combat, he’d be more than happy to teach you.

If you’re anything like your father, you are ruthless to anyone who dares to cross you, and crossing Kaldur is like crossing you so he kinda has to reel you back in when you get too threatening.

You two are very much the parents of the Team, making sure everyone’s okay and lightly scolding them when they’ve done bad.

It’s a very secure relationship since you two trust each other completely.

He’s very easy to make blush if you kiss him or any other kind of PDA, especially if you do it in front of someone in the League.

“(Y/n), you could get us in trouble.”

“Sorry, Kal, I couldn’t resist.~”

Robin:

You’re the child of Athena (well, more like an adopted kid but you still inherit some of her abilities) which makes sense considering that Robin is a tricky little bird.

Much like him and Batman, the two of you don’t need to talk in battle since you guys seem to think alike.

He also doesn’t mind that you’re more powerful than him unless you embarrass him in front of Batman or something, then he gets all flustered and pouty.

You’re a sucker for that creepy laugh and cute smile of his.

Will offer to teach you hand-to-hand combat if you decline he’s fine and won’t pry into the matter any further, but if you say ‘yes’ then he’s gonna get so excited.

If you also have trouble adjusting to a mortal lifestyle, then he doesn’t mind helping you introducing you to ‘normal’ mannerisms.

You’re accepted into the Batfamily with no problems or qualms at all, you’re just one of them, so accept it.

Expect a lot of greek mythology pick-up lines that backfire on him when you correct him mid pick-up line about a fact or something about a family member.

“Alright, so in order to succeed in this mission, you’re going to have to-”

“Take out all the system remotely while also creating a distraction so you can slip past? Good idea, (Y/n).”

“I am so in love with you right now.”

Kid Flash:

Child of Hermes, loud and proud!

Since Wally doesn’t believe in magic, you like to fuck around with him by doing...you know, magic! 

It’s very entertaining for you to watch him struggle trying to justify your magic and abilities but go off, I guess?

You two still love each other deeply, being one of those couples that are incredibly obnoxious but you know that they’d take a bullet for the other.

Expect him to challenge you to races to prove whose faster, you or him.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you don’t. Wally knows when you purposely lose a race and when you don’t so don’t think you can get away with going easy on him.

As for adjusting to the mortal world, you’re don’t really need help. After all, you adapted pretty quickly, which is another thing Wally loves.

Someone who can roll with the punches.

He denies the fact he’s dating a bonafide demigod and calls you his ‘Diety’ or ‘God/Goddess’ for the sake of irony.

“Hey, I realized if we had kids would they be like 25% god or something?”

“If we had kids, they’d be 100% awesome!”

Superboy:

Child of the war god, himself, Ares.

How you and Conner start to get close is when you're being shunned by your aunt Diana because your dad and she don’t have the best track record, he feels your pain and you two kid of bond over that.

Play roughhousing isn’t uncommon but you two are a lot softer than you seem, favoring to cuddle in comfy silence with each other instead.

Literal war couple, both of you equal in power and strength and can trust that the other has your back during a battle.

Both of you adjust to normal human mannerisms together, since you’re both kinda clueless about it.

You two also bring out a softer side in each other because you two know you can vulnerable around the other without fear of ridicule or teasing. You guys just understand each other.

Only gets better when Wolf joins because now you three are in the living room just napping in a comfy doggy pile.

Both of you are resting your heads on a napping wolf where your cuddling Conner, the Team is surprised to see that he’s the little spoon, but know better than to bring it up.

Villians are very hesitant to fight you two because they know that separate, you guys can be taken down, but together you guys can raise hell if angry.

“Oh! Sorry if I hurt you, Conner!”

“As if you could.”

Miss Martian:

Child of Demeter and I might be going off Lore Olympus because why not?

You can see M’gann’s real form but it doesn’t scare you after all if you can handle seeing a god’s true form then you can handle M’gann’s.

You two are literally the cutest since your often baking with each other, watching her favorite reality TV show, or just being wholesome.

You two get very awkward when it comes to PDA so it’s nothing more than comforting shoulder pats and the occasional kiss on the cheek.

Both of you have shape-shifting abilities but you’re slightly more mastered in yours, so you offer to help her whenever you can.

You both listen to each other intently as she tells you about Mars and you tell her all about Olympus.

Someone help Psimon if he thinks that he can hurt your M’gann because there won’t be a god or goddess alive that can save him from your wrath. You’re Demeter’s kid, after all.

You don’t mean to but you kind of reinforce her intrusive mind-reading behavior but that’s only because it was also a normal part of your childhood so if she’s apologizing for accidentally reading your mind, you tell her it’s fine.

The team has to step in and remind you why it’s a bad thing.

“Oh cool! You made me cookies!”

“Well, you were thinking about them earlier and- Hello, M’gann! I did it again...”

Artemis:

You’re the child of Apollo (I feel like it makes more sense) so it does feel kind of weird that you’re dating someone with the same name as your aunt.

Think of nicknames for her quick because you honestly can’t bring yourself to call her ‘Artemis’ unless it’s an emergency or if you really want something.

If she ever feels insecure about herself being a hero or her abilities as an archer, you are going to make sure to list all the reasons why she is THE BEST hero until she’s back to her fully confident self.

You’d feel very honored if she told you about her past and congratulate her about it, acknowledging how brave she was to tell you something so personal.

But seriously, how can she feel so insecure when she’s literally dating a demi-god? I mean, that’d be a pretty big ego-booster in my opinion.

There are nights where you two just like to stargaze as you point from constellation to constellation and tell them her about all the stories behind them.

If I had to choose who influences who more, I’d have to say you. The only reason why is that your able to warm up and get close to Artemis in way no one has for a long time, you’d rather die than break her trust, and she really finds it assuring knowing that you’ll be with her through thick and thin.

Her mom really likes you since you’re a big motivator for Artemis to stay on the straight and narrow.

There’s mutual respect between you and Cheshire and Sportsmaster not only because of your skills but because of your adamancy on keeping Artemis safe and your loyalty to her.

“Do you have my back?”

“(Y/n), you know I always do.”

Zatanna:

The child of Hecate, demi-god of magic.

Klarion is very fearful when fighting against Zatanna, he may be a Chaos Lord, but you’re literally the child of magic incarnate so he’d rather not.

You like to attend Zatanna’s shows and have a look of amazement and awe every time, even though Zatanna is pretty sure you’re much more capable of her when it comes to the mystic arts.

Bitch, you’re mom MADE the mystic arts, yet you just like seeing your Zee perform.

She looks so happy, so at peace, and it just makes your heart flutter thinking about it.

During the events of ‘Misplaced’, you got so scared when she put on the Dr. Fate helmet because even you couldn’t get it off and you knew there was no amount of magic that could. You thought you were gonna lose your Zee.

You feel guilty admitting this but you felt so glad when Zatara traded spots, yes Zatanna had become distant with you, but you’d rather have that than her being enslaved to the helmet till the end of her days.

She warms up to you again and apologizes while you assure her there’s nothing to apologize for. You two plan a whole weekend where you can catch up and spend time with each other, just you two.

You help her whenever you can when it comes to magic but she knows you do it more for yourself than for her, but can she really blame you? You just want to spend as much time as you can with her.

“Zee! That was amazing, you’re improving so much!”

“Well, I had a great teacher, (Y/n).”

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