#Linguang Jun does suck in canon but thinking about him being just a weird uncle is kinda funny to i would love to see wtf he does

[nibbelraz]

lgj, gritting his teeth. ok. this time. THIS TIME. he can make the little rat realise whats going on. shut up xaoibao- NEPHEW. hes serious. here's what's gonna happen, I'm going to corner him and ask if the love potion he takes makes any ice demon attractive. no i dont give a shit about your stupid rat this isnt wife stealing its STRATIGIC fake flirtation. im gonna point out all the ways hes super obvious about his attraction, and then you are going to come up behind us scoop him and be heroic-

Linguang Jun trying to be a helpful uncle but still being somehow threatening in his own way is so funny because he's here plotting how to get these two idiots together all while Qinghua is screaming anytime he makes contact with EITHER of them like I can see Mobei Jun sulking in the corner of the room while Linguang Jun has a plan of attack ready and Qinghua is gonna see it as some sort of evil plan to kill him

No he's just sick of you two flirting

Do you know how embarrassing it is to see Mobei PUBLICALLY show his affection to this tiny human and it not be reciprocated in front of demons ALMOST EVERY TIME DURING COURT

#svsss #shang qinghua #mobei jun #moshang #Linguang Jun #Linguang Jun if he was a good uncle #mobei jun is so sad his human doesnt like him #Linguang Jun does suck in canon but thinking about him being just a weird uncle is kinda funny to i would love to see wtf he does #Ask #nibbelraz