#MINE MY GIRLFRIEND IS AND ITS MARVELOUS AAAHHH

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

tooootallyyyyy not writing writing self insert ship fanfiction about Madame Curator nooooo couldn’t be me

why hello totally completely random anonymous anon !!

i would absolutely adore if you actually did write self-insert ship fanfiction and you and Madame Curator (meeee) that totally wouldn’t be lowkey based on reality hahaha no totally absolutely couldn’t be youuuu

also that means i’ll maybe have 3 WHOLE FICS about this blog, and I find that to be a true accomplishment lol

#hiiii everyone #if I wasn’t a ✨mystery✨ #i’d scream really really loudly- #GUESS WHOS GIRLFRIEND IS WRITING SELF INSERT SHIP FANFICTION ABOUT ME AND HER?!??? #MINE MY GIRLFRIEND IS AND ITS MARVELOUS AAAHHH #ummm but i’m a mysterious mysterious museum curator who is a total silent mystery #so i’m totally totally not saying that #my cryptid status is slipping but idc #can cryptids fall in love??? if not then oops i’m just a ✨mystery✨ not a cryptid oops oops oops #anyways #I totally didn’t say any of that tho bc i’m a ✨mystery✨ #ahahaha #ask #the hellsite answers #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #anonymous #the very best anon to ever exist ♡