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#MUAH MY GIFT TO THE HETALIA FANDOM ROTI’S FIRST SMALL DRABBLE
rotin0 · 2 months
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”Accidentally kidnapped the mafia boss” but make it a short hetalia story? Why not!
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In a world where the hetalia characters are played in mafia roles, Ludwig and his older Gilbert are part of the Germany group as bosses. So one day they get a hint that the bosses from the Italy group is planning to do some sketchy stuff to them
(It wasn’t any sketchy stuff actually, The older italian boss out of the two, Lovino, made some threatning letters to the Germany group as a JOKE bc he was bored one night. It was never intended to be sent to the Germang group anyway so Lovino just hid them. Unfortunatly his brother, the other boss Feliciano, found them and thought these letters were NOT JOKES and sended to the Germany group bc he is such a good brother isnt he :D) 
No one will react to this kind of stuff without caution however, so Ludwig made it his job to kidnap one of the italian mafia members and question them “what the fuck do you italians think you are doing to us?!”.
What he didn’t know is that the “average italian mafia member” is actually Feliciano, the second Italy group boss. The conversation goes as followed ; 
“*slams table* All right answer me! What are you italian mafias up to?!” 
“WAAAAAAAH LET ME GO LET ME GO I DON’T WANT TO DIE AAAA”
“Shut up! Just tell what the hell is the bosses up to?! Sended threatening letters like these to us *ludwig slams one of the letters on the table* do you know what this means?!”
“WAAA- oh? Wait thats my fratellos!” 
“What?”
“Sí! I’m so happy you got one of them! I was worried I sended it to the wrong address bc you see my fratello’s handwriting always gets funny when he-“ 
“Fratello-? Who the are you?”
“I’m Feliciano Vargas!”
“…the second boss of the Italian group?”
“:D”
“…scheiße”
Before anything else could happen, Gilbert and a very embaressed Lovino arrived to the scene. Everything was cleared up with mixed reactions ; Gilbert was laughing his ass off, Ludwig is tired, Lovino is going to end it all (and mentally going to bury himself in a hole when he goes home) and Feliciano is just happy it all turned out well. 
Feliciano is so happy infact, That purposes the idea of being friends with the two germans (much to Lovino’s displeasure). Of course, one cannot just accept this so suddenly-
“KESESESESE WHY NOT >:D”
“Gilbert!”
And that was the story of how the Germany group and Italy group formed an alliances
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psst psst! Do you like this? If you want I can make a part two, and you can request what characters you want me to feature in it 🏌️‍♂️💥 or do you to request one of the reverse tropes and make another story like this? Be my guest!
-Roti
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