#Neil: aw man it was my fav shirt :

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Neil was laying wide awake next to a sleeping Andrew in their king size bed, their two cats curled together at the edge of the bed.

The slightest noise of locks jiggling made Neil froze. Their bedroom door was locked thankfully, due to both of their paranoia, Neil desperately hoped it was just a trick of his brain due to exhaustion. The lightest footsteps echoed outside and Neil whispered Andrew’s name.

“Andrew,”

“Someone is in the apartment,” Neil said as quiet as he could as he slide off their bed. Wordlessly, Andrew got his knives. A hundred million thoughts raced through both of their minds. Is it Nathan’s goons? Has the FBI forgotten some lankys and now they are here for revenge? How many people is outside right now?

Old habits die hard and Andrew tried to stay in front of Neil, but Neil was quicker and he opened the door just the slightest and looked out. A black silhouette of a bulky man was going through their things, as though trying to find something. Neil waited, there seemed to just be one person in their apartment, but he could not see their door so their was still the possibility of someone outside. If he fired the gun, it would alert everyone in the neighbourhood but if they use knives instead then what if there were too many people outside? Or should they make a run for it and climb out of their bedroom window?

Andrew was getting impatient and was trying to get past Neil and see if anything was happening. Neil, not wanting Andrew to get involved in anymore crimes, shot the man in the head without hesitation. The gunshot was too loud in the dead silence of the night. Neil held his breath as he waited for the man’s companions. No one burst in.

After two minutes, Neil cracked open the door more and they finally went out. Their apartment’s door was picked open by someone skillful and prepared. Andrew immediately went out to look for other threats while Neil went towards the dead body. The dead body fazed neither of them. Neil kneed down and flipped the body around so he could examine the face. It was not anyone he recognised, someone in their late thirties just slightly older than them. The black duffel bag next to him was filled with Andrew and Neil’s wallet that they left on the counter in the kitchen.

“Do you recognise him?” Andrew asked. Neil shook his head.

“I think it is just a normal robbery,” Neil said hesitatedly, he hoped it was just someone dumb enough to break into their apartments and not anyone that was after Neil. Neil passed Andrew their wallets and stood up. Both of them let the relief sink in, then they stared at the body unsure of what to do with it.

“Do we hide it?” Neil asked uncertainly, he was taken back by the normalcy of being robbed that he forgotten every single protocol he had ever been drilled in by his mother.

Andrew too, seemed stunned by the turn of events and stood unsure, staring at the dead body.

“Call the police?” Andrew suggested dubiously, both only trusting the police as far as they could throw them.

“Wymack,” Neil said at last. If anyone would know what to do it would be him. They checked the time, it was 3am but it would be around 5am in wymack’s time zone so Neil called him and put him on speaker.

“This better be important,” wymack grumbled as he picked up at second ring.

“Someone broke into our apartment-“

“Are you guys okay?” Wymack interrupted, the gruffness was gone and concern filled it place. It filled Neil with a warmth that only the foxes could give him.

“Yes, and we killed him. Do we hide the body or call the police?”

“He is not any of your father’s men right?” Wymack asked warily.

“No one we recognise,”

“Call the police,” Wymack answered, “and remember you killed him in self defense,” he stressed the last part.

“Yes coach,” it spilled out of Neil’s mouth before he realised.

They called the police and explained the situation, there were a lot of commotion outside of their apartments before the police even arrived, probably due to the gunshot. It was to no one surprise that the FBI agent also came and pulled Neil aside.

“He wasn’t in our list of they people you gave us, do you recognise him?”

Neil shook his head. The FBI continued his questioning and after hours and with promises of Neil and Andrew going back to the station in a few hours. Their apartment was finally silent.

Neil slumped against Andrew, Andrew always the sturdy weight, put his arm around Neil holding him up as easy as always.

“Cant believe someone was dumb enough to break in,” Neil laughed, the absurdity of this was hysterical.

“He should have done enough research,” Andrew agreed.

“And he should have heard us coming out, amateur.”

“Should have use gas to make us alseep so there was no way we would wake up,” and their conversation turned into the best ways to rob an apartment as Neil made coffee for the both of them as Andrew fed the cats.

Later they called back Wymack and updated him before driving to the station.

#I have no idea how to end this so take this shitty ending #it just came to me wouldnt it be hilarious if smn broke into their apartments and they do not know how to deal with it because if it was up #to them they’d just hide the body and no one would ever find out Honestky #I mean ofc they call Wymack before the police lmao #if they didn’t kill the robber: #Neil: who sent you #robber crying as Andrew glared at him and his knives just above his heart with Neil’s gun pointing at him: no one I’m just here to rob #Neil to Andrew: do we believe him? #Andrew shrugs: idk should kill him just to be sure #Neil: your right *stabs* #Andrew: there’s blood on your shirt #Neil: aw man it was my fav shirt :// #they chill for a while before realising they need to deal with the body and Neil just dissolve it and the knife so there’s no evidenc #idk this sounds better in my head but now #Honestky feel bad for whoever wanted to rob them like they didn’t know what’s in it for them rip #Andrew minyard #aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #all for the game #andrew joseph minyard #Neil Josten #aftg fic #all for the game series #aftg fanfiction #tfc shitpost #tfc incorrect quotes #tfc fanfiction #tfc fanfic #tfc #nora sakavic

[wromwood]

Rules: Answer the following and tag some people you want to get to know better. If you don’t want to answer certain ones, that’s ok! :)  

Thanks for thinking of me, @sardinesandhumbugs. :3

Name: Felix

Star Sign: Sagittarius

Height: 5′2″. I am a smol man.

Wallpaper:  This Softboy drawing of mine is now my tablet’s lockscreen. I’m just very proud and amused by it.

House: I’m assuming this is Hogwarts house, so Hufflepuff

Ever had a crush on a teacher: Nah, not really. There was one teacher in my life I thought looked objectively pretty/cool, and another I really really looked up to and was fascinated by, but I’ve never had any kind of crush on them.

Coolest Hallowe’en costume: Ooh, I love talking about Halloween costumes! I guess my “coolest” was either my satyr/faun costume from high school, or my Nurd the Scourge of Five Deities (a demon from my semi-favorite book trilogy The Samuel Johnson series. Basically, I love the first two books and have an uncomfortable relationship with the third) costume from the Halloween of 2018. The satyr/faun costume was cool because most of it was foraged and homemade. My mom made my furry goat legs, and I got to choose my satyr/faun fashion of a “Born to be Wild” T-shirt and a clear flask full of “wine” (a fruit juice blend that looked like wine.) I also bought some costume horns and pointed ears to glue onto me, as well as rubber hooves to strap onto my shoes.

The demon costume was even more interpretive, since the Samuel Johnson series has no illustrations or movie/TV adaptation. I painted a green crescent moon on my face, put on fangs, and added a red streak in my hair. I also wore a cool red cloak, dark brooding clothes, heavy boots, and a pair of thick welder’s gloves. Hopefully, I captured the brooding, yet awkward spirit of Nurd.

Fav 90s TV show: Hmmm.... That’s a tricky one. I want to say Futurama, but that started in March of 1999, so it’s got a foot in the 90s. A more appropriate answer would be Animaniacs, even though I only got into it a couple years ago. Some other good choices would be Quantum Leap and the Powerpuff Girls.

Last kiss: .... aw, this question makes me sad. If we’re talking about any kind of kisses, sometimes I can quickly kiss my bird on his beak. If we’re talking about human kisses, than those haven’t really happened since March of 2019.

Fav pair of shoes: Out of the ones I currently own? Honestly, my furry moccasin slippers. Which I CAN’T FIND RIGHT NOW.

Been to Las Vegas: Nope, and I’m not interested.

Fav fruit: Hmm. Maybe raspberries? Or bananas, as long as they’re ripe and soft and sweet.

Fav book: So, I have two answers to this. My favorite book in terms of “what book do I think is objectively a great piece of literature, that takes my breath away when I read it and I hope to one day be as half as good as its author” is Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, as well as a whole sackful of books from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series. My favorite book in terms of “it’s silly and goofy and makes me laugh, as well as combining a bunch of ideas that are right up my ally and that I don’t get enough of in fiction” is The Infernals, which is the second book in the Samuel Johnson trilogy by John Connolly. (Fun fact: I’ve actually met John Connolly more than once, and even visited his house.)

Stupidest thing I’ve ever done: Too many to count. I’ll pick just one, since I don’t want to revisit painful memories for too long: become obsessed and heartbroken over an asshole who didn’t deserve it. (Note: this is not connected to the kiss answer)

All time fav show: I’m gonna have to say Doctor Who. I’ve been actively watching it since 2010, and have since gotten to dive into its many years and types of content. I find it fascinating how the show changes from year to year, Doctor to Doctor. Even if it isn’t always good, it’s fascinating. My favorite Doctor and era is now Patrick Troughton’s Second Doctor era, but New Who season 5 will always have a special place in my heart. It’s as bright and joyful and exciting as a shiny new copper penny, and I will forever hope that Doctor Who will return to those bright, warm colors with fun adventures and a silly Doctor.

Last movie I saw in theatres: Pixar’s Onward. Mom and I managed to see it together just before the movie theaters closed for the first lockdowns. It was good, not peak Pixar amazing, but still fun and sweet. It actually affected my mom a lot because she lost her father when she was a teenager, and knows what it’s like to raise younger siblings who barely know their fathers.

Most of the new Internet friends I’ve made have already been tagged, so I shall tag some old Internet friends! @penny-anna, @brivit, @gaymarriedinspace, and @rose-of-pollux.

#This is me #Ask games #sardinesandhumbugs

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Thank you @worldofpyr for the tag! I kinda like doing this!

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you’d like to get to know better.

Nickname(s): Aeon. So this one time I went to a huge shopping complex named Aeon and I was so impressed and awed by the decorations and shops and excitedly told my friends about the trip and they've been calling me Aeon since forever. It just a mall but ayy it was a pretty good mall

Gender: Female.

Sign: Libra

Height: 151 cm hehe my friends are giants

Time: 00:03. I should go to bed soon

Favorite bands: Pale Green, Blueberry and Yoghurts

Favorite solo artist: Can't think of anyone..

Song stuck in my head: Diving Deep, Sweet Pool ost

Last movie I saw: Can't remember well but it was Four Brothers

Last show I watched: spongebob. Pfft

When did I create my blog: Last year. Boi Tumblr is stressing

What do I post?:  Nothing much on this blog I just reblog arts and stuff I like. I leave the posting to my side blogs.

Last thing I googled: 'Joseph Merrick The Elephant Man'. We studied this as literature at school and I'm curious on the origin

Do I have any other blogs?: Yup muahaha

Why did I choose my URL?: It's the name of a very kawaii cat girl from the game, Gacha World. I chosen the name bcuz I really don't have any idea for a url

Following: 496. *sweats nervously*

Followed by: 80

Average hours of sleep? : 4-6 hours. I won't be having enough sleep today too but eh I'll work it out

Lucky number: 3 :(

Instruments: Can't play instrument even tho I want to play a guitar

What am I wearing? : T-Shirt and short pants

Dream Trip: I have lots of it! Hmm but I'd say New Zealand, Japan, Taiwan, Vietnam , London and Iceland

Fav Food: Fried Tofu, Ice Cream, Breads, Spicy Fried/Grilled Chicken, Soup, Kebab and Pasta. I'm hungry now whoops

Nationality: Malaysian

Favorite Song: Kyoumen no Nami

Last book I read: The Ocean at the End of The Lane by Neil Gaiman. Man I haven't finished it yet

Top 3 Fictional Universes I want to join: hmm maybe Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun, Silent Voice and Dramatical Murder universe :)

I’m tagging @rederla ! Don't force yourself if you don't want to do it though