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#aftg incorrect quotes
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Laila: Jeremy, have you ever won an argument with Jean?
Jeremy: We never argue. He speaks French, and I shut up.
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Matt: I wasn't that drunk.
Neil: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Matt: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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feelingthedisaster · 3 months
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Kevin *to Neil's face*: a fucking toddler can play better than you, have you never touched a rackect? your perfomance is an offense to exy
Kevin *when Neil isnt hearing*: he is one of the best strickers to ever play exy, he will make court and win the olympics before 25, he'll be remember in history as one of the best exy players
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cupidspsycho · 2 months
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i cant believe that wymack tells the foxes to ignore his unpolished speech and then pulls out the hardest fucking line in modern literature
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Neil: I’m kind of crushing on someone, I think? but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Matt: Just rip the bandage off!
Neil: It’s Andrew.
Matt: Put the bandage back on.
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 7 days
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My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy
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juicegremlin · 2 months
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[After meeting Neil in Millport]
Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.
Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.
Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.
Kevin: And that's... bad?
Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.
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rise-deepseamonster · 1 month
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[In court]
Neil, whispering to his lawyer, Renee:
Renee: This has nothing to do with the case.
Neil: Just ask please.
Renee, sighs and looks at Andrew who's the judge: Do you think he's cute? Be honest.
Andrew:
Andrew: I hereby sentence you to death.
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Interviewer: if you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be?
Neil : my beautiful husband andrew minyard
Interviewer: that doesn’t count. You do that anyway.
Neil, not hesitating: Your Mom
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Neil: Hey, can you come and pick me up??
Andrew: Okay.
Kevin praying for his life and questioning every desition he ever made while they go way over the speed limit on an interestatal highway after doinga very illegal U turn for no apparent reason.
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scholliski · 1 year
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Neil describing Andrew: his golden hair reflected as though he were god himself, those hazel eyes speckled with light while-
Neil describing Aaron: he’s kinda small i guess
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Nicky: I can’t believe Neil ignored us all winter break! He better be dying.
Neil: Hey guys, sorry I ignored you all winter break. I was dying.
Nicky: I take it back I take it back I take it back I take it back.
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chaoticas-hell · 10 months
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Andrew: due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Do not try to find me or drag me up.
Aaron: Neil said "I love you" and you said "thanks" Didn't you?
Andrew: I said the reasons are personal
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crystalmethsthings · 1 year
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neil when nicky said girls were too soft for him:
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Kevin: Andrew isn’t answering his phone.
Neil: I’ll call
Nicky: Kevin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Neil, into the phone: Hello
Andrew, on the other end: Hello.
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neil when he realised he had no interest in performing the quiet-kid act:
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