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#OH YEAH AND I MET THE CUTEST CATS AAAAA
idkanameatall · 1 year
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The best part of birthdays is whenever I feel hesitant about doing fun stuff I can go "well I'm the birthday boy today. I can do whatever the fuck I want."
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diorwoo · 7 months
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AAAAAAAAAAA REN im so happy to hear that you’re doing well, or…. trying to make everything fine, BUT IM SO HAPPY THAT U’RE TRYING YES BABE WE HATE LIFE BUT unfortunately we have to keep going just to spite it !!!!! (my motto 24/7) but yes omgomg we should exchange igs (i’ll send u another ask hehe)
i’ve missed u so so much and literally when i felt like i have feelings for one irl man i immediately thought of u and went,,,, my gawd ren’s gonna have a field day about this,,,,,,,, buT literally idk how and idk when but i fell for him and now im down bad IM A SIMP. THERE I’VE ADMITTED IT 😔. (i don’t even simp for san anymore 😨😨😨😨😨)
but to tell u a brieF bit abt this man (bcs if u let me actually talk about him, i could go on for DAYS), he’s literally the sweetest mf that’s living on this earth, i kid u not. it turns out, he’s been interested in me since my first semester of uni (im currently in my 5th semester) but he’s never gotten a chance bcs i get into situationships often and he’s super shy so he was not confident on approaching me at all 😭 but in the beginning of our 5th semester, we end up being in the same classes and we found out we have mutual friends and that’s when we started hanging out (at first, in group settings)!!!!
to answer ur question, yes he’s very handsome, he’s very tall, and he goes to the gym and……. welllllllll i shouldnt be thirsty on main but GAWDDDAMN he can literally headlock me n i’d say thankyou (LORDDDD IS THIS WHO I AM NOW) but yeah 😝 the first time we hungout, we’ve barEly talked, but long story short i got drenched bcs we went to a golf driving range AND THE SPRINKLERS TO WATER THE GRASS TURNED ON OUT OF NOWHERE AND I WALKED INTO IT 💀 he then offered me his shirt and it just started spiralling after that ehe (🤢 i folded 🤢)
we’ve recently been going on dates and he picks me up to go to campus even though he lives literally 5 minutes away from campus and i live 30 minutes away from campus 💀 like he spends an HOUR driving just to go to me and take me to campus then drives another hour to take me home and go back to hiS house almost everyday and he’s just…. so sweet. he’d open his car door for me all the time, never lets me pay for anything (we literally physically BRAWL in front of every cashier of every restaurant we’ve eaten in bcs i also insist in paying), is such a SHYYY person but gets loud whenever hes with me and texts with emojis with me, always waits for me anytime EVERYTIME, sends me tiktoks of cats bcs it reminds him of me, is allergic to cats but has FOUR who he loves veeery much, and thinks of the cutest activities for the both of us to do :’-)
also, one time i got him his favorite coffee (that he drinks. every. single. day.) and he literally couldnt stop going MMMMMMMM THIS COFFEE IS SO GOOD everytime he takes a sip and i was like… bro it’s the coffee u drink everyday tho????? and he went sorry it just tastes sm better bcs u got it for me 😔 AND I WENT AKAKKANFNDJSBJSJSSJNS !!!!!!!!! there’s so many things about him i could tell u but oops i realized i literally just wrote a 3 page essay about him 🧍‍♀️
ANYWAYYYSS all the simping aside, i can’t thank you enough for supporting me throughout my journey here!!!! you were the first person ever to send me an ask detailing abt how u loved my first work and that holds such a special place in my heart IM NOT KIDDING. literally trashed around like crazy when i saw ur ask ily. and i love love whenever u send me asks bcs theyre so fun to read and its so nice to get to know u!!! thank you so so much for being u, ren. i literally cannot thank you enough and im so glad we’ve met <3 i love u the mostest <3
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OH MY GOD U ARE DOWN BAD ND THE THING IS U ARE DOWN BAD FOR A GOOOD ASS MAN A FINE ASS MF LITERALLY LIZ U WON IN LIFE DANG THATS HUSBAND MATERIAL
he DRIVES U HOME DOESNT COMPLAIN SIMPS FOR U OMFGGGG IM SO HAPPY FOR U LIZ IM LITERALLY SOSOSOSOSO HAPPY ND THE STOEY AAAAA IM SO ON LOVE WITH like he was right in front of u nd I'm telling u are gonna have ur happily ever after (my frnd also had the same story nd is now happily married with the guy ) MY GOD LIZ U ARE IN LOVEEEE Finally U PULLED A GENTLEMAN A KEEPER A LOVER A SIMP FOR U (when both simp for e/o >>>>>>) TELL ME MOREEEEE I WOULD LOVE TO LISTEN TO U ND YES I WILL ANNOY U 9N IG 🤩🤩🤩ND Y3S THANK U SM for coming back nd u just healed a part of me which u didn't break
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1 -15 ! 💗
1. describe your idea of a perfect date
oH MAN THIS IS HARD CUZ LIKE.IM A CORNY ASS PERSON WHO WOULD LEGIT BE DOWN FOR ANYTHING WITH THE RIGHT PERSON SFJKSAHS. but like. the absolute dream is like a...kind of city stroll??? aT NIGHT??? like we could walk down the street and go grab coffee or something like that and then sit on a park bench and talk abt life until we’re tired as hell!!!!
2. whats your “type”
ohsfasdjkfhaefyg okay so like...man this one’s hard too but hm. idk i love ppl with cute hair¿¿¿??? asdjkhdjs like...people who ROCK their hair askjfasdh in any way. i lov sad looking eyes idk why. also people with glasses dfksdidk i just love a lot of different things on totally different ppl sdlfhsaflasjf
3. do you want kids?
I DON’T KNOW!!!! i mean. i rly don’t know yet dgkhdfjfd
4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?
i’ll probs have to cuz i definitely DON’T want to ever get pregnant djkfhsdj
5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on
oh my god i’ve been in like three(four?) cute dates so far but the winner’s always the first one ever aka when my best friend/ boyfriend to be took me to the movies (where we saw DIE HARD 5 kasdfhaksdjfhsdj) and yeah it was like a super cute experience skdfhsd after the movie. it was the cheesiest thing cuz there were these cute little tables outside the theater and we were like okay this is happening, we’re doing this sajfhs and my boy was nervous as shit. SUDDENLY, A DUDE STEPS IN FRONT OF OUR TABLE AND ASKS HIM IF HE WANTS TO GET ME FLOWERS. THE DUDE HAD LIKE THREE DIFFERENT SIZED BOUQUETS AND HE WAS JUST LIKE AAAAA ASDKFJHASDJKFS SO IN THE END HE GOT ME THE MEDIUM ONE AND I WAS SO HAPPY I WAS LIKE YO. WE HAVE TO TELL OUR FRIENDS.
AND HE’S LIKE YUP TOTALLY THIS HAS GOT TO BE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, SO HE PULLS OUT HIS TINY PHONE AND STARTS DIALING HIS PALS. HE CALLED LIKE THREE OF THEM AND TOLD THEM STUFF LIKE “WE’RE TOGETHER” ASDKFJHSKFJSDH AND I COULD HEAR EM CHEERING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LINE GOD IT WAS THE CUTEST!!!!!! 
the nicest thing of it all is that all that jazz happened in middle school sdafjkhsdfajksdfhsd, we met in 2012 and started dating in 2013, and yeah about two months into that relationship i was like yo im 12 and tbh i think i’d rly like to keep u as a friend for now. AND TO BE HONEST IT’S PROBABLY THE BEST RELATIONSHIP DECISION I’VE MADE IN MY LIFE. CUZ IT’S 2018, WE LIVE MORE THAN A THOUSAND MILES AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, AND WE’RE STILL BEST FRICKIN FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)
i haVEN’T YET DFSGJDFJ
7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?
NIGHT TIME GAY ALL THE WAY!!!
8. opinion on nap dates?
LOVE THEM OH MY GOD!!!!! i once napped with my ex gf and it was. one of the best experiences i’ve lived.
9. opinion on brown eyes?
LOVE THEM ADORE THEM EMBRACE THEM CUZ MINE ARE BROWN TOO ASHDFJS BUT!!! YEAH!!! TOTALLY AMAZING!
10. dog gay or cat gay?
ahhh don’t make me choose kdfhsadkj BOTH
11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?
TOTALLY DGHSDJDFH as long as they’re like. legal pets AND they take good care and love em im good!!!!!
12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone
oh boy. any red flag like high jealousy or possessiveness, or homophobia or any kind of shit like that. i was abt to date this boy last year but like god. i found out he was a huuuuuuge racist and like a massive massive asshole who didn’t know shit about...respecting women that weren’t. attractive or smart or “at his level” and god...ew. any person like THAT can go to hell.
13. what is a misconception you had about lgbt people before you realized you were one?
hm. i didn’t really know much about the community before i realized i was part of it. i was so out of touch with it cuz in my family we didn’t talk about it. and it took me about four years to fully come to terms with my sexuality. 
tbh i didn’t even know what labels were and at first i was rly dumb cuz i was like hello i dk im totally not straight cuz the only person i’ve fallen in love with so far has been a girl and tbh i wanna do it again fkjasdhf BUT i still like boys and wanna love boys too so i guess??? im bi??? but then i was like hm but like i rly don’t give a shit about gender so i guess im pan??? and then last year i decided i wanted to come out. and i wanted to adopt a label i was fully fully comfortable with and one that was easy for ppl to understand and for me to explain. so i chose to come out as bi to my dad.
and ever since, i’ve felt so so so happy with this label and idk. free. so i guess yeah the biggest misconception i’ve ever had is that bi ppl are only attracted to two genders sdfgjshJDSHF WHICH IS TOTAL BONKERS!!!!!!! 
14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self
oh dear. don’t feel bad for being gay lmao there’s absolutely NO THING wrong with it. no matter what u see or hear or what people try to convince you of. it’s gonna be okay and one day you’ll be proud of who you are and you’ll be comfortable in ur own skin and self enough for you to shine and help ppl feel that too!!!!!!!!
15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?
eJSDHFASJ yeah im kinda. more...strict with dudes dfkjsdfasdf like i don’t have a type but im strict-er asdkfhsd and with gals and nb people my brain rly chooses for me so jskfhkasdjfhsdfim!!! like!!! hello yall!!! i love you!!! asdkfjhskajdhfsdjj
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