#today was just so much fun ughhhh

[idkanameatall]

The best part of birthdays is whenever I feel hesitant about doing fun stuff I can go "well I'm the birthday boy today. I can do whatever the fuck I want."

#the duck quacks #IM DOING SO MANY NICE THINGS BECAUSE ITS *MY* BIRTHDAY AND I DESERVE A TREAT #today was sm fun aswell omggg #i went to a cafe with my sister got some dice from my mom #finally got to wear the nice jewelry i got from my partner as a early bd gift (they are so pretyy i love tjem) #decided to wear a skirt and it looked SO PRETTY #watched cartoons and read this one fanfic ive been saving up (and it was as good as i thought it would be) #also met some cute catsss #also my partner was checking up how my bd was going all day #OH YEAH AND I MET THE CUTEST CATS AAAAA #today was just so much fun ughhhh #i actually have more bd celebrations at the end of the week fjjffjd (family n stuff) #anywahs yeah i got so excited ab how much fun today was i felt the need to ramble #also none of these rambles have to do with the og post but its my birthday i can do whatever the fuck i want

[lianaloverr]

I Hate You, Right?

Paring: Non-streamer Quackity (Alex) x fem!reader

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Hello! I’m Liana and this is my first fan-fiction! It’s so nice to meet you. Pls don’t judge my writing it’s my first time lol.

Summary: you and Alex have been enemies since 3rd grade. After you thought it was the end of the world when you two got paired up for a project, you realized he wasn’t as bad as you thought.

Warnings: fluffy (kinda), use of real name.

3rd person

Really short!

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*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

“Ughhhh.” 5 more minutes. “Y/n wake up!” Mom says. *sigh* “I’m up!”

You slide out of bed and start getting ready to go back to hell. You wear *your choice* clothes for school. “Y/n, hurry and come eat breakfast before the bus comes!” “Okay!” You say. You walk down the stairs to smell that sweet smell of pancakes and syrup. You eat your food and wait for the bus.

*time skip to school*

You hop off the bus and start walking to the doors. Once you walk in you hear a familiar voice. “Hey y/n.” It was Alex. “What do you want?” You say, aggravated already. “Woah calm down, I can’t just say hi?” He says. “No actually.” You say as you walk away. You never really thought of why you hated Alex, it was just something about him getting on your nerves. Even since you met in 3rd grade you were at each other’s necks all the time. Like this one time in 5th grade, he tripped you in the hallway right in front of your crush. So you got him back by putting glue in his seat, it was funny nonetheless. But even all of this hatred you have for each other you couldn’t lie and say you’ve never had a crush on him. But since you were enemies, you never thought of asking him out, so you pushed your feelings to the side and kept the rivalry going. You snap out of you thoughts as you approach your first period, math.

*time skip to 5th period*

“Hello class! Today we have a project that you are going to work with a partner for it. But I will be choosing your partners.” Visible anger came form the class. “Okay settle down! Let me name off the people who are working together.” All the sudden you hear a voice behind you. “Hey y/n. I hope we’re partners. That means I’ll get to annoy you even more.” Alex said. “You know, I hope we’re not partners. Because if we are, it’s not gonna be good.” You say. “You know it’s a privilege to work with me!” Alex said. You roll your eyes, “you’re so full of yourself.”, you say as you turn back around.

“Okay, Max and Sarah. Keith and Liz. Y/n and Alex..” “What what!?” You say. “You heard me miss y/n. You will be working with Alex.” The teacher says. “Please there has to be someone else to work with!” You say. “No. You work with Alex or you get an 0.” You sigh as you look back at a smirking Alex. “This is gonna be fun.” He says. Oh boy…

*times skip to the end of school*

“You will not believe who I got paired up with!” You say to your friend. “I got pai-“ “Hey y/n!” You hear from behind you. “Ugh what?” You say, already knowing it was Alex. Do you want to work on the project at my house tomorrow?” Alex says.*sigh* “Sure, why not.” “Cool I’ll give you the address tomorrow at school! Bye partner!” He says as he runs off to catch his bus.

Although you acted mad about it, you didn’t feel all that bad about working with him. You were nonetheless curious on what his house looked liked or what he did in his free time.

But nothing could’ve prepared you from what will happen when you spend the next week with him working on the project.

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Heyy! Thank you for reading part 1! It wasn’t really well done, so it would be very much appreciated if you told me the mistakes I made! Tell me if you want part 2!

Part 1/?

#quackity x y/n #quackity x reader #quackity smut #quackity x Reader smut #quackity imagine #qsmp quackity #qsmp #dsmp quackity #dsmp

[nanamikentoseyebags]

pairing: kento nanami x f!reader

content: just two grumps being grumpy together, alcohol consumption, pathetically self ship coded!!

wc: ~ 1.3k

a/n: my poor lil attempt to write something again, don't judge too hard, i just needed to feel some comfort

Whoever is in charge of the event has terrible taste in music, Kento Nanami mentally remarks, taking a small sip of the way more disgusting whiskey and placing the glass on the bar with an audible "clink". He wearily surveys the room, running his eyes over the expensive gilt-framed paintings, the elaborately inlaid furniture, and the huge elephant in the room in form of a grand black piano, that most definitely hasn't felt a human touch in at least a couple decades.

Myriads of stars are scattered across the ceiling in intricate patterns, like fluttering moths surrounding a lonely chandelier, decorated with what looks like tiny diamond droplets. It radiates a soft glow that seems to make even the faces of these people look pleasant somehow. He hates this place, or rather he has to hate it, because now it has become a nest of the most poisonous snakes - a reception for the richest, most prominent, most influential people in the city: the owners of the biggest financial companies that seem to own the whole world in their heads. Kento frowns, rubbing the bridge of his nose tiredly and cursing his boss for obliging him to attend it.

A quiet “Ughhhh, that’s disgusting,” snaps Nanami out of his thoughts, drawing him to turn in your direction, watching curiously as you spit out one of the appetizers and wrap it in a napkin. "This is a real culinary crime! Who the hell would think of ruining food so cruelly? Ugh, I should sue them for the moral damage this appetizer just did to me". Reaching for your glass, you took a couple sips and held it out to your boyfriend, cringing, "and serving people champagne like that is a crime too. I thought everything was top notch at these receptions," you paused, "you know I'm going to say this, but I'll say it anyways, here: I could have done it better...God, I need something to wash this disgusting taste down with."

"Of course you would, darling," Kento chuckles, "And I don't think there's anything edible here at all," he sets your glass on a tray of a passing waiter, "I'm afraid you're the only sweet thing here."

A death stare, that's what he sees, turning to you again. "Very funny," you roll your eyes playfully, nudging him lightly in the side, "I always wonder…how do they do that?" you motion your hand to the groups of people talking amongst themselves.

"Do what?" his tilts his head to the side, leaning closer to you, his arm goes around your waist, slowly stroking the curve of your hip.

"Pretending to like everything, from terrible food to engaging into conversations with people they can't stand. Sometimes I think their faces are about to crack from those strained smiles."

“Long years of practice, I think. I doubt they'd be much good at it if they didn't know how to cast fake smiles at every partner and then ruin their firms with the same grin."

"Atrocious," you give a dismissive glance to another pair of presumably millionaires fluffing up their feathers and parading like male birds in front of a couple of women.

"Sorry for bringing you here, I-" he doesn't have time to finish the sentence, feeling your arms tightly circle his torso.

"I don't mind at all, I might even enjoy standing here with you all grumpy and dissatisfied with everything and everyone. It's more fun together," you wink at him, stroking his back.

“Oh yeah, I wouldn’t want anyone else to be grumpy with,” he pauses, looking at your perplexed expression, “okay…” with a sigh he continues, “in my defense I might just say that it sounded less cheesy in my head”. You giggle, watching the tips of his ears turning red. “On the other note,” Kento’s hand flies up to gently caress the apple of your cheek with his thumb, “I know I’ve said it like a thousand times today but you look absolutely divine.”

And he means it, as much as he hates to be here, he thinks you are made for this. You are made to be surrounded by this splendor he believes he fails to give you. As if you'd stepped out of one of those ornate paintings, in that ethereal silk dress of yours and hairdo, you really do look like a deity to him, walking around your chambers.

And before he even gets a chance to tell you this, a loud “Nanamiiiiii,” thunders across the whole space, the approaching steps of his boss reverberate tenfold in Kento’s head, as he reluctantly lets go off you and turns to face the horror in the flesh.

"Our most reticent Nanami has finally shown the world his gorgeous chosen one," the nearly bald, stocky man approaches you two with a broad smile, plastered on his face, exposing his porcelain teeth. His wrinkled face is adorned with a pathetically thin mustache, with gold-rimmed sunglasses perched on his nose. He smells of expensive alcohol and cheap cologne, you have time to notice a pair of huge rings on his fingers when he, without a second's hesitation, takes your hand and brings it to his lips. "Pleased to meet you, Ms. Y/n, Nanami doesn't spread himself too widely about his life, but your name almost never leaves his lips."

"Y/n, this is my boss, Mr...."

"I'm just Steve to you," he blurts out in a half-drunk grin, still not letting go of your hand. Kento’s eyes roll to the back of his head, as he rubs his temple tiredly, struggling to keep his cool.

"Nice to meet you...Steve," looking absolutely unimpressed, you gently pull your hand out of his iron grip, taking your now speechless with anger boyfriend, under his arm, and smiling with feigned gentleness, "Kento has told me a lot about you, thank you for inviting us to this wonderful dinner."

“Nah, that’s the best decision I’ve ever made,” he chuckles, “you should try to convince your man to go out more often, especially with such a beauty by his side, it should be a real pleasure. He has a great future, my dear, a great future,” he wagged his finger right in front of your face, “okay, lovebirds, I have to go… I have to go, I have to cheer up a couple of losers, whose careers I will destroy tomorrow.” And he bursts in an almost inhuman laugh that seems to make everyone in the room but him uncomfortable. “But I'll see you soon," and once again taking your hand in his leaves another loud, wet kiss on your palm before retreating to another direction.

“Ugh, what an asshole”, you wipe your hand on the soft fabric of your dress, "'so, did I get to act all happy? It was quite hard since I was affected by the sight of his awful mustache.”

Hearing no reply, you raised your head to meet the two agates that had been staring back at you for a long time, gleaming adoringly. Kento's face is playing with the brightest smile you've seen this evening.

“What?” you frown, not sure where the sudden burst of amusement is coming from.

“Nothing”, he smiles wider, “just glad I'm here with you. Speaking of which, why don't we sneak out of here right now?” he holds out his hand to you.

“I thought you'd never ask”, you let out a sigh of relief, intertwining your fingers, as you quietly head for the exit. Away from the lying people and cruel games, quietly grumbling about various little things along the way. He carries a pair of your uncomfortable heels in one hand as you walk beside him in your evening dress and favorite sneakers, clinging to him tighter and thinking that the world isn't so bad when you have someone to be grumpy with.

#not proofread #as jess says we die like men #junamicore #nanami kento #kento nanami #jjk nanami #nanami fluff #nanami kento x reader

[daffi-990]

✨ Inspiration Saturday ✨

Tagged by @disasterbuckdiaz @loserdiaz @spotsandsocks @fortheloveofbuddie and @monsterrae1 . thank you so much and be sure to check out what they shared ❤️

Have a moodboard, a song and a snippet all from The Lightning Amnesia Fic

(I’m in love with this moodboard so much)

This song wasn’t the inspiration for this fic, but if the fic had a theme song it would be this. I see it from Eddie’s POV and ughhhh it just makes me feel things and gets the writing flowing.

And finally a lil snippet, this time some angsty fun times from Buck’s POV (this is set sometime post graveyard scene)

“I’ll talk to Chris in the morning. Clear things up so he’s not freaking out that I’ll take a bat to another wall. Because that’s what he’s worried about right? That I’m going to lose it again?”

Buck wants to hug him, but isn’t sure it would be welcome, not with the way things have been between them. “He knows you’re in a better place than last year, but yeah, he’s worried about another breakdown”

A muscle in Eddie’s jaw ticks before he sighs, shoulders slumping as he bows his head. Buck hates seeing him look so defeated and ashamed. He knows the breakdown last year is still a sore spot for Eddie. Sure, he’s grown so much since then, but Buck knows that he still feels like he let Chris down and that it’s a shame he still carries.

“As I said, I’ll talk to Chris in the morning.” He runs a hand through his hair. “Look, we have a shift in the morning and I’m beat from therapy today.” He gestures towards the lounge room. “You can let yourself out or crash on the couch, either way I’ll see you tomorrow”. And then he turns and walks away, the soft click of his bedroom door following soon after.

Buck is left standing in the dining room, feeling hurt and off kilter at Eddie’s blatant dismissal. Part of him wants to march down the hallway and have it out with him, to yell and to ache and to bleed. To get to the bottom of whatever is causing Eddie to create this distance between them. But he doesn’t, because he knows it’ll just push Eddie further away. For some reason, Eddie doesn’t want to confide in Buck, and even though it hurts, feels like he’s losing his best friend, he needs to accept it.

Unsure if Eddie’s offer to sleep on the couch is genuine, Buck leaves the Diaz house, heart in his throat and feeling like he may no longer be welcome in the one place that he considers home.

No pressure tagging @callmenewbie @callaplums @captain-hen @devirnis @exhuastedpigeon @eddiebabygirldiaz @eddiediaztho @forthewolves @giddyupbuck @hippolotamus @honestlydarkprincess @jesuisici33 @lover-of-mine @ladydorian05 @messyhairdiaz @mellaithwen @princessfbi @rainbow-nerdss @thewolvesof1998 @try-set-me-on-fire @wikiangela @wildlife4life

#the lightning amnesia fic #daffi writes #buddie wip #my wip #buddie #Spotify

[bakugoushotwife]

🤲 yk imma need a jjk matchup pretty please 🤲

i’m feeling extra delusional today so it’s gonna need to be a romantic one, i don’t have a gender preferrnce, and if u feelin frisky u can throw in some nsfw parts too 🤭☺️☺️ luv u kyleeee

oh of course my darling, anything for you <3

i ship you with...

c h o s o k a m o

sweet, clueless, but oh so sweet

and he tries really hard to be a good boyfriend

you're his first relationship so you have to be patient or you will hurt his feewings

he's such a great listener???? mainly because he wants to be super attentive and learn how to love you, so he's always paying attention to your ramblings to learn what you think is cute, what you hate, what you've been wanting from what store, and what you think is annoying

particularly fond of your ever rotating music taste

look he has a lot of catching up to do, so he enjoys bouncing from genre to genre and artist to artist with you

omg please take him to festivals this is coming to me in a vision rn

i see him, ponytails, pink cowboy hat mhm, i see cowboy boots to match, paper thin jeans riddled with holes with black chaps and no shirt....yes yes...i think im cooking here...

anyway yes, festivals please please jordie im on my knees please

you guys would have so much fun sitting on little blankets on a hill bc you got there early and you're gonna eat and smoke and start drinking as the sun goes down and the first artist comes on like im collapsing into tears beside my bed banging on the floor

literally he would love this more than anything, after everything he's seen and done and come back from like this kind of youth and love and high on life is exactly what he needs

never smoked a blunt before you lol but loves it now and can almost roll by himself hehe

speaking of substances....pussydrunk man. sorry. no im not.

like you're his first everything girlfriend like he has never tasted pussyjuice?? and then you teach him how to make you feel good and he earns his first taste he's...never leaving your side actually may become a bum because of it

im dying im sorry he is just so addicted, like boy breakfast boy lunch boy dinner eatin coochie

he of course still shares you with me, because he understands my value, that's a whole diff headcanon story ;)

big cuddler because he's terribly clingy

i think he has the sexiest veiniest arms and hands, like ughhhh and he doesn't understand how sexy that is either like he'll just be casually running his hands through his hair or something and you're sobbing and he doesn't understand fjsjfsndlrg\

loves your reptiles omg he is a hoagie stan for sure iykyk

i just see this as something so cute and peaceful and pure awww

i mean he would definitely kill a bitch for you, but that's hopefully left for a darker, past, time!

doesn't listen to yuji's advice when in arguments with you anymore <3

decides to always earn forgiveness by worshiping the ground you walk on xoxo

anyways texting gege this should be canon i fear

#kyleewritesjjk #jjk x reader #kylee's 600 follower event #kylee does matchups #my mootie cutie jordie #choso x jordie #choso x reader #choso smut #jjk smut #choso thirst #choso imagine

[no-not-without-you-blog]

Whumptember 18th: Headache

Summary: Waking up next to Bucky is always nice, even when you wake up with a migraine.

Warnings: None

Prompt by @comfortcap

You knew the moment that you woke up that today was going to be one of those days. Before you had even opened your eyes, your brain was throbbing in pain. You tentatively tried to open your eyes and were met with intense pain as your eyes tried to process the light. You groaned loudly, quickly shut them back tight and buried your head under the pillow. A cool hand snaked its way around my waste and the temperature difference brought a slight sense of relief.

“You okay, sweetheart?” Bucky asked you with his husky sleepy voice. 

“Ughhhh. Migraine.” Was all you managed to mumble out but he understood. It wasn’t his first experience with your migraines. You didn’t get them often, but when you did, they were intense. Between the sound and light sensitivity, the nausea that sometimes led to vomiting and the intense pulsing pain in your head, it definitely wasn’t a fun time. 

“Shit baby, I’m sorry.” He whispered softly, knowing how much sound could hurt. “I’ll be back in a bit. Just relax okay?” 

You grunted and nodded your head slightly. You felt him gently kiss your shoulder and get out of bed, quietly walking down the hallway. You drifted in and out for a few minutes until you felt the bed dip beside you.

“Sweetheart, all the lights are off and the blinds are closed. Do you think you can sit up for a minute?” He whispered so softly, it just barely registered.

You pulled the pillow off of your face and hesitantly opened your eyes. The pain wasn’t nearly as severe now without the sun pouring through the window. The only thing that lit the room was the smallest of slivers at the bottom of the curtains. It was just enough to make out Bucky, wearing just his low slung sweatpants and his hair a complete mess still.

“Give me your hand.” He whispered and you obeyed. As he found your hand he dropped some pills into it and you popped them into your mouth without question, your trust in him resolute. He then handed you a cup of water and you downed it all, not realizing that you were so thirsty. 

“Hot or cold?” He asked you and you knew that he was asking you if you wanted a hot or cold compress. You thought for a moment before you answered hot. He helped you lay back down and then handed you a hot rice sock. The heat on your head was soothing and helped relieve some of the pain.

“I’ll come back and check on you in an hour or so and warm up your hot sock. Let me know if you need anything else before then.” He kissed your cheek and started to collect the things he had brought in.

“I’m sorry baby, I know this wasn’t how you wanted to spend today.” You croaked out, even that amount of talking making your head spin and throb in pain. 

“Shhh. You’ve taken care of me so many times, let me take care of you. Now try and get some rest.” 

He walked towards the door and was about to close it when you whispered out to him. “Thank you. I love you.”

“I love you too, sweetheart. Now rest. I’ll be here when you wake up.”

#whumptember #bucky x reader #bucky x you #bucky barnes #bucky x y/n #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x y/n

[clarajohnson]

the magicians s1e4

filed under episodes you couldn't make today and that you shouldn't have made then. not that i don't love it because I DO but whew

watercolors!

(hamster who was turned into a human boy voice) no, my life is my life, this is--

i do think we need to grapple with how dumb tutting looks out of context

that napkin full of technicolor pills would've done numbers on 2014 tumblr at least

the physical kids is as suggestive a name for that group as they deserve

the moths are real bad !!!!!

ALICE'S BROW RAISE. i'm gonna find a screenshot of it i can't let it go

that's an episode of lost in space-- star trek-- what?-- that's an episode of star trek-- fine, that's an episode of star trek

there is so much eyebrow acting in this episode actually

in my first watch i was so pro-julia the whole time because quentin hadn't become an all-time little meow meow for me yet god this was always a terrible thing for her. the fake engagement is a particularly cruel dig like... how can i torture q the most? tell him nothing that's brought him joy and purpose in the last few years was real, tell him he's being left behind, tell him people are moving forward without him, everyone else knows how to be normal but him

ohhhhhhh julia did you want to see the fireworks? did you? rookie gaslighting mistake miss wicker

laughing at you? what kind of a friend would do that? AND THEN THE SMIRK ohhhhh she and marina could have been so good together

one thing that's real? you're always a raging dick

someone in the discord said penny is leaning into it so hard and i have to agree like... they should not have done this but at least arjun gets to have fun

[whispers] hashtag agree

in 2015 singing shake it off was one of the strangest things a man on television could do but eight years later it just seems like me watching myself in my apartment any given friday night

i understand the logistics that inhibit the pairing but alice and eliot had so much potential like at LEAST platonically

okay all of the stuff above was awful of julia but actually the most awful thing was making q think he'd harm his father (and that that harm was linked to magic use! which will come back around when magic shuts off!)

penny helping by shouting at quentin as loud and aggressively as he can :-) you racist motherfucker !!!!!!

julia and marina having a sexy raspy voice-off

high-end designer cooperative magic... said while wearing her little leather bondage outfit... hitting on kady... affectionately, you melodramatic cunt

our little q :-) he knows where he would take him on a first fucking date

do we know what marina's discipline was/would've been? ik it's not like (barf) hogwarts houses or whatever but i'm curious where brakebills placed her

jesus christ i didn't remember he was gonna get a fucking lobotomy

there's a lot of eye horror in this show which is just the worst

ughhhh bad episode for julia

god eliot is so obvious right from the start it is insane... patting q's head giving him things... fuckin loverboy

poor you and your taste of honey worse than none at all :-( marina they could NEVER make me hate you

#unauthorized magicians rewatch #the magicians #text

[gauntsgirl]

𝟎𝟐 | 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫

Maybe it's because I've seen so many TikTok's of it, but personally, I think he's a hair boy. He would love to play with hair and braid and it decorate it and all. I feel like his favourite sense would be to touch and feel around his surroundings and hair's just silky and gorgeous.

You're propped up on the floor by the edge of a bed, with your head just above the mattress. Ominis lies just metres away, his head laying on a pillow and his face into a book.

Ever since you and Ominis had gotten closer, you'd been hanging out in his dorm on the weekends and any downtimes in between. When you weren't head-to-head with Sebastian, duelling and creating trouble, you could mostly be found in Ominis's presence. He was a bit intimidating at first, but he'd taken a liking to you and you'd grown on each other. You'd found yourself quite fond of that blonde boy.

Today, however, you were in your room.

"Got any further on that potions assignment l/n?" Ominis asks as he flips a page over.

"Nooo! Ugh. I actually hate potions. Well, the writing bit anyway. Whyyy do I have to research the dangers and effects of these roots with different mixtures when I can just look at the bottles and read them?" you grumble.

Ominis laughs, "There there y/n. You know it is because if you don't understand them by heart, you'll fail at the non-labelled potions practical we have in a bit."

"No, but, now picture this, what if we didn't do that and I was free to do fun things? Like flying."

"What if you just got on with your work?"

"YOu were the one to start talking to me!" you huff, mildly exasperated but very amused.

"My lips are sealed," Ominis says as he mimes zipping his lips up.

In just a couple of seconds, you start talking again, "Wait, no distract me again please."

"Y/n!"

"Ok, ok, no I will finish this potions homework. I will get an A+. I will get 100 marks on this and I will pass the semester with flying colours."

"Okay, now you're just manifesting. You know that's not going to work for everything right?"

"That's just your Leo rising talking."

"What."

"Ominis will respect me. He will say how great I am and apologise and get me some chocolate frogs. He will worship me and all that I d-"

"Now that's enough, it's getting Satanic."

"UGhhHh. No, okay. You're so right. Getting on with my work," you say but at that moment a gust of wind blows through the window and your hair becomes dishevelled and blows about your face, "Okay God, now that was personal."

"What's wrong this time y/n?"

"That gust of wind blew my hair in my face," you grunt as you comb it back into place with your fingers and try to push it past your ears, "sometimes I wish I could just, zipp! Cut it all off," you mimic a chopping motion to your hair.

"Oh, heavens no, Y/n, don't do that. Your hair is so lovely," Ominis mutters as he closes his book and sits upright on the bed.

"Aw you wouldn't know. It gets so hot in the summers and annoyingly blows about your face," you sigh, grabbing a hair tie and fastening your hair into place.

"Wait no stop, now you're ruining it, here let me get this for you y/n." Ominis places his hand on yours and unhooks the band from your fingers and into his.

Your heart unexpectedly leaps at the contact.

You feel his hands stroke through your hair and he combs it through with his fingers.

"I- why thank you Ominis. Do you know how to tie up hair?" you ask inquisitively.

"Do I look like I know how to tie up hair?"

"Well you don't really look so-"

He sighs, biting back a smile, "Do you have a hairbrush?"

"Yeah here," you grab it from your side and pass it back.

You feel at ease as he drags it through your hair, into his fingertips and brushes it back and forth in a soothing motion. In a couple of minutes, he's detangled it all and you've only got 500 more words to write for your homework.

"Okay. Now I am unsure as to where to proceed from here," he says.

"Oh! You can just tie it right up, thank you so much it feels so great!"

"Oh uhm," Ominis seems a bit nervous, trying to ask you something.

"What's up?"

"I'm wondering if I would be able to, uh, what's the word. Braid it? Where you have it come down from your head, sort of like a plait but from the scalp?"

"Oh, wow yeah, how did you know that?"

"I've felt it before."

Your heart falters at that, the idea of Ominis touching another girl's hair.

"Oh? Whose hair?" you wonder if it's that blonde girl, Adelaide, he's been talking to.

"Believe it or not but Sebastian grew a mullet one holiday, the girls were thrilled to play with it before he got told to cut it off."

"NO SHOT, OUR SEBBY WITH A MULLET. Oh, you've GOT to have photos," you gasp, quite relieved.

"Hahaha, I might have them somewhere," he laughs as you push your hair back.

"Okay so, for braids, you first split it into two, like this," you say as you part your hair in the middle and put each half on either shoulder.

"And then," you grab his fingers, he shudders at the sudden touch but eases into it as you drag it up to the crown of your hair and place it there, "Now on this side, split it into three and, yeah! Like that. Put the right side then the left into the middle in an alternating motion and every time it moves, add a little bit more hair. Oh, wow you're a natural, aren't you?" you giggle as he gets the hang of it and weaves your hair through, like reeds in a basket.

"Your hair is like silk, it's smooth to the touch. It's so calming to braid it like this," he smiles.

"For you and me both," you laugh and you get on with your work.

You converse a bit, you entirely focused on your work and Ominis making his way through your hair. He tightens and checks the braid and goes back a couple of times to fix a few little mistakes up and sometimes just to feel your hair again.

When you finally finish your work, you touch your hair and it feels so smooth and tight in a braid that you gasp, "Oh Ominis, this is wonderful! So good for your first time, honestly, I'm jealous."

"Anytime, it was my pleasure."

"Next time you can put clips in my hair, I've got these little colourful butterfly clips that would look too cute. Oh, I wish you could see how gorgeous this looks right now."

"That gorgeous is all you."

You laugh, insanely nervous and glad he couldn't see you.

"So does this mean I get to style your hair too?" you inquire, half joking but not opposed to the idea of doing so.

"Now hold on a moment, how am I meant to know if you do it properly or you make it look like a bird's nest like Sebastian did one time."

"That boy's really done a lot, hey? Aw but don't worry. I swear on the chocolate frogs you owe me that I will make it look sooo good, all the girls will be fawning over you."

"No girls, thanks. I'm good for now. Also, I do not owe you any chocolate frogs."

"Boys then? Also, you owe me so many frogs."

"I think I'm good with just you fawning over me."

"I-uh, so that's good on the frogs then?"

"THERE ARE NO FROGS,"

"NISSY, YOU PROMISED,"

"I DID NOT. You tried to manifest it."

"My manifestations are destiny. Watch me ace this potions exam while you eat your words and I eat my frogs," you say, putting your work to the side and turning to face Ominis, just a bit above you.

"I manifest you to shut up."

"I manifest you to realise that while my words are absolute, yours are weak and hold no power."

"That's enough, I'm leaving, you have fun with your delusions," Ominis rolls his eyes, picks up his wand and tucks his book in his bag, with a subtle smile etched on his cheeks, "between you and Sebastian, this friend group's becoming a lot of trouble now."

"Oh you know you love us Nis," you smile putting his robe over his shoulders and straightening his tie.

"Yeah okay, good luck on your potions y/n, I best be on my way now," says Ominis as he waves and makes his way out.

"Mhm, this was fun! Come over again soon," you stand by the door.

"Oh trust me, you will be seeing a lot more of me lately. Sebastian has found an interest in potion making and Garret's been helping, no way am I going to be around for that. Besides, I  enjoy your company," he walks out.

"Likewise!" you yell as he strides out.

The breeze once again blew through your window, but this time, your hair was neatly tucked back and secured.

You drag your fingers through your hair, hair which Ominis had touched and intricately braided. You smile, feeling it, thick and clasped well.

How you savour these sweet little moments.

A/N: I did not like the dialogue that much for this one but you're sure to see improvements when this progresses :)

🌙- thanks for reading!

(this is also cross-posted on my Wattpad fic called "HOPELESS" by @ purplethegecko , please consider checking it out on there as well!)

#ominis gaunt #ominis #gaunt #mc #ominis x mc #ominis x you #ominisxreader #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts #harry potter #HOPELESS fic #writing #fanfiction #oneshot #oneshots #ominisgauntxreader #ominisxmc #ominisgaunt #hogwarts legacy ominis #ominis gaunt x reader #ominis x reader #ominis x y/n #ominis imagine #ominis gaunt x you #ominis gaunt x y/n #ominis gaunt x mc #ominis x oc

[bridgeportbritt]

Victoria Simsten's Residence | Umbrage, SimDonia

Victoria: So, how was Simerica? Amazing??

Ella: It was pretty chill. Spent a lot of time with the fam.

Victoria: Including that cute brother of yours, I'm sure!

Ella: Ugh! Stop calling Gianni cute. Gross, gross, gross.

Victoria: Oh my, Watcher! It's not my fault he's cute! Blame your parents. I'm right, aren't I, Chantel? Gianni is literally so fine.

Chantel: Gianni is definitely fine.

Victoria: See??

Ella: Ugh, I hate you both. Can we talk about something else?

Victoria: Sure! Speaking of cute boys, where's Mr. Luka?

Ella: Ughhhh, new topic again.

Victoria: Oh my, Watcher! What's wrong with you guys? Things not going well or something?

Ella: No, things are fine. He's just super clingly. He literally called me every day I was in Simerica. The only reason I got away from him today is because Soccer practice started back up.

Victoria: Calling you while you're away? Sounds like regular boyfriend stuff, Elle.

Ella mocking voice: "What are you doing today, Elle? When am I going to meet your Simerica fam, Elle? Elle, I'm so excited to go to BUS with you!" Ugh, it's just too much!

Victoria: Okay, yeah. That does seem like a lot. Maybe you just need space.

Chantel: Or a breakup.

Ella: Ugh, I don't know. Just thinking about it gives me anxiety. I don't want to hurt his feelings... again.

Victoria: Okay, no more sad topics! We're literally throwing the hottest end of summer pool party of the year! Fun times only!

Ella: Yes!!! I'm suprised your moms let you do this. And that mine let me go. to be honest.

Victoria: Me, too! I think the moms are still grappling with the fact that this is my last year of high school.

Ella laughs: Their pain is our gain! I'm surprised Eric isn't here yet. Is he coming?

Victoria: He should be. I'll kill him if he doesn't. Oh, wait. I think I see him...

Ella: Really, where?

Victoria: Um, he's walking in... with the girl in the green bathing suit...

Ella: Girl? What? Who is she?

Victoria: I don't know! I've never seen her before. I don't think she goes to our school.

Ella: Cool, he does his ghosting thing like he does every summer and this time he comes back with some girl.

Victoria: Uh, Elle, you might want to be cool.

Ella: Why?

Victoria: They're coming this way!

Chantel: Oh, this should be good.

Eric: Hey, guys! What's up?

Victoria: Hi, Eric. Long time, no see? Who's your friend?

Eric: This is Mckenzie. She's a counselor at the Summer Camp I work at in Aducia. She goes to Creeksbrey High.

Victoria: Hi! Nice to meet you, Mckenzie. I'm Vicky, and this is Chantel and Ella.

Chantel: Hi!

Mckenzie excited: Hi! It's so nice to meet you guys! I've heard so much about you all. Eric just talks nonstop about you guys!

Ella mumbles: Interesting. This is the first time we're hearing about you.

Victoria: Um, well welcome! There's snacks and drinks over there if you guys are hungry.

Eric: Thanks, Vick. I see some people from school, I'd like you to meet, Mckenzie.

Mckenzie: Okay! Nice to meet you guys!

Victoria: Elle, honey. Whatcha doin'?

Ella: Trying to will myself to disappear.

Chantel: It's not working, girl! We can still see you.

Victoria laughs: Chantel! This is not funny. Our girl is clearly having an existential crisis. Maybe she want to talk about it?

Ella: She does not.

Chantel: New school year, same mess. Anthony's lucky he got out. Senior year, here we come!

#simdonia #chap 11 #vicky stay trying to get the tea #chantel acts like she don't want the tea but she does lol #ella is still torn #eric knows what he started here lol #anthony is happily starting freshman year at BUS #away from the drama lol #also thanks for letting me use the rabbithole amber lol #sims of color #sims 4 story #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 #royal sims #royal simblr #sim: ella #sim: eric #sim: victoria #sim: chantel #sim: mckenzie

[jessysapphireblue]

One Piece Advent Calender Door 23

Door 23: A night in a Cabin

Tomorrow would be Christmas Eve and while Sanji and you took care of the rest supplies, then tomorrow on this island all the stores would be closed. “Nami, please!”, whined Luffy. “NO! NO MONEY FOR YOU!” “Nami, please! I need it!” “You will NOT! and I repeat NOT GET A SINGLE BERRY FROM ME!”, she yelled at him. “PLEASE!” “Fufufu~ for what, Captain?” “This!”, he pulled your Christmas wish list from his pocket and pointed to a big red circle. “I want to give her this! But Tomorrow Evening is it closed since he wants to spend time with his family so today is the only day left!”

Nami took the list, and Robin looked over it. “What a nice wish”, she admitted. “So I want to make it true! Please!” Luffy fell onto his knees and looked at Nami. “How much is it?”, she sighed out. “Oh! ehm...5000”, he smiled and Nami broke a little. “So much? Really?” “Please! I wouldn´t beg if I had it!”, he admitted and Robin took the list. “why, what wonderful wishes she has. I wouldn´t mind it” Sighning again, Nami closed her eyes. “Fine”, she muttered under her breath. “NAMI!”, Luffy jumped up. “UNDER 1 CONDITION!” “Yes?” “I go with you! I don´t trust you” “Fine by me! But shh! It´s a surprise”, he took your wishlist again before walking away with Nami. Robin took the liberty to tell everyone about it. Minus you.

Humming out christmas carols, you checked Brook´s Christmas List again, as well as the other presents for the rest. “Looks good, don´t you think, Soma?” Your dragon looked at you from the bed before rolling around. “Such a needy little dragon” Closing the door, you walked to your bed and flopped onto it and began to sigh in happiness.

Evening roled by and with it Dinner. “So guys dig in. Tomorrow there gives no meat”, smirked Sanji at Luffy, who was swallowing everything not even caring and/or listening. “Oh, this will be fun”, Nami rubbed her hands together. “Nami, don´t spoil it”, you nudged her and she smiled. “Oh yeah! After dinner we go somewhere!”, declared your captain after he swallowed. You nodded along with the rest, and you held him a piece of crispy bacon out, which he snatched directly away. “You spoil him too much”, stated usopp. “It is my nature! What you want me to do?” “Be more strict”, he said. “No!”, Luffy, Nami, Chopper and Sanji said. “Jeez guys, just saying”

It was after dinner as you all assembled on the deck as “YOSH! WE CAN GO!”, Luffy came out, his fist in the air as your eyes widen. We wore long pants...LONG PANTS! “D-Did I miss something? Are we gonna raid something?” “Why that?” “The last time you wore long pants we went against Shiki, bub” ”...oh...nah! COME!”, he said and in one swift movement grabbed your hand and dragged you away. “LUFFY!”, Nami screamed but sighed out when he saw you two vanish from sight. “UGHHHH! If this continues I need Blood-pressure Medication. On we go” “Yohohohoho- but that Luffy-san made this” “He´s grown up”, Franky began to sniffle. “I want to be lucky too. Why does he get an literal Goddess as girlfriend” “Fufufu~he does love her”

“Luffy, where are we going?” “A surprise! Come!”, he tugged you along a pathway, beaming and feeling the excitement in his bones as “THERE!”, he shouted and pointed to a cabin. “A cabin?””mmh! Come! Come come come” Pulling you to the door, he handed you a key. ”...you know what, I just roll with it”, sighing, you unlocked the door, any your eyes widen. “TADAAAA!!!”, he rushed to the middle and beamed like a child. “L-Luffy what-” “I wanted it to give you tomorrow night but the man said he just have it open until midday tomorrow so- an early Christmas present”, he smiled and you looked around the cozy cabin “Luffy”, you whispered and he stopped. “Something wrong? Did I mess up?”, he asked and you leaped fully onto him, pressing a big kiss onto his lips, his arms around you and kissed you back equally big. “Oh Hon! You-I love you!” “And I love you! so like it?” “Oh Luffy! I love it!”, hugging him again, he squeezed and lifted you up, spinning you around. “You make me all so happy! My heart is beating in happiness when you say that!”

“We´re here”, said Nami and Zoro opened the door. “Ah, you guys are also here!”, grinned Luffy, you two Setting in front of the fire, you in his lap, snuggled into him. “Finally?! You just ran off!”, Nami admitted and hung her coat up. “sorry Nami” “You´re not at fault. HE-YES!” “SUPER COZY!” “Ah, so warm here”, smiled Sanji. While the rest began to look around and settle down “So, you did got my wish list”, you whispered. ”...” your boyfriend looked away from you, making you chuckle. “Oh, how I love you”, you said and leaned your head against his neck. “Seeing you happy makes me happy”, he admitted. “Ah, this is nice”, said Usopp and sat behind you two on the couch. “Yohohohoho! Indeed! This is so comfy” “At least they have booze here”, smirked Zoro.

While the night continued with laughter, dancing and music, Nami watched with Robin. “Sometimes he surprise me” “Luffy? His idea was so sweet” “Yes. Je is his safe heaven. I don´t want to imagine what would happen if-” “Nami, come join us!”, you waved Nami over for a dance, “We show the guys how to dance real good” “Oh! I demand prize money 100.000 Berry!”

Complaining from the boys beside Sanji, who was swooning, as Robin chuckled. Christmas would be so much warmer now.

#luffy #luffy x oc #luffy x reader #luffy x y/n #monkey d. luffy #one piece #straw hat luffy #anime and manga #straw hat pirates #straw hat crew #christmas cabin #one piece zoro #roronoa zoro #cat burglar nami #one piece nami #with: nami #strawhats #usopp #tony tony chopper #god usopp #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #blackleg sanji #devil child nico robin #nico robin #franky one piece #franky #cyborg franky #soul king brook

[the-fiction-witch]

Good Morning

Media Phantom Halo

Character Samuel

Couple Samuel X Reader

Rating smut

Concept Morning Wood

Smut cuddles/ BJ

I smiled as I gently woke to the sweet sunlight and the sounds of general birds and cars from outside the window. the covers tucked around me tightly, the warm body under me, warm arms wrapped around my waist. I smiled and nuzzled my nose against the ribs close to my head.

"Ummm, why? always do you washboard my ribs with your nose" He complained wiggling in the bed to get away from me

"cause it's fun" I giggled resting my chin on him so I could look up at our pillows and his messy blonde bed head "good morning"

"Umm good morning" He cooes "You gonna come up here?"

"I might"

"Might you?"

"I'll think about it" I smiled moving up and pressing a soft gentle kiss to his lips

"Ummm," he groans rubbing my upper arm "you taste nice in the morning"

"I haven't brushed my teeth yet"

"your not all minty yet"

"what you not like me being all minty?"

"It's okay, but I like it when you taste like you," He says slowly opening his eyes for the first time this morning "Umm you're so pretty"

"You're too nice to me especially this early in the morning"

"how early is it?"

I glanced at the clock on the bedside table but it read half four

"You took the battery out didn't you?"

"becket wanted it for something"

"Alright" I sighed "well it's sometime in the morning"

"Good enough, so what does my little strawberry shortcake wanna do today?"

"A trip to the comic store?"

"Ummmm no need to twist my arm" he smirked "Alright, you wanna go for a shower first or me?"

"Either"

"I would say you but you always take the hot water"

"No, I don't"

"Ummm liar. Then again I had a shower yesterday so..."

"I've heard that before"

"I did have a shower yesterday"

"I know. But you always want do this? when we've been snuggling all night you end up having this debate with yourself about whether or not to let me shower first and jerk off in bed or you shower first and jerk off in the shower"

"It is the ultimate choice of any man"

"Must you think with your penis?"

".... Yes."

"Sammy. Can't you listen to your head for once?"

"I try. My dick's just loud about the points it makes"

"Ummm I'm sure it is" I smirked slipping my hand under the covers and into  his little cotton shorts finding the stiff shaft that rested there

"Yeah?"

"Umm hum" I nodded taking a soft grip of him making him smirk moving his hips a little into my hand

"fuck... Ummm, come on y/n." he groans

"really?"

"Please"

"Alright" I smirked and tugged the covers away and moving down the bed and tugged down his cotton shorts to reveal his hard cock making him slightly hiss

"Come on please" He cooes "don't keep me waiting shortcake"

"Alright" I smirked moving close and taking him into my mouth

"Ughhhh!" he groans rolling his head back on his pillow as I began to suck "Uhh! harder please y/n" He pleads So I did as he asked sucking harder and moving my head much faster he took a grip of my hair as he moved and shifted against the mattress enjoying himself "Uuughhh! Please! Please... I need you" He whines I continued slightly increasing my speed and the use of my tongue until he tightened his grip on me and pulled me closer to him finishing deep in my throat I moved back and grabbed a tissue from the box on the side table swallowing everything and wiping my mouth. "Ummm can't you wake me with that every day?"

"If your good" I smiled "Now I defiantly need to go brush my teeth"

"Alright, go have your shower I'll get dressed"

"Okay Love you" I smiled jumping out of bed and going to the door

"Love you too" He cooes blowing me a kiss before I headed to the bathroom

#tbs #tbs au #tbs fanfic #tbs smutty #tbs sex #tbs smut #TBS Imagine #tbs imagines #thomas sangster #thomas brodie sangster #thomas #thomassangster #thomasbrodiesangster #thomas sangster imagine #thomas brodie sangster i #thomas broide sangster imagine #thomas brodie sangster imagine #thomas brodie sangster smut #thomas sangster smut #thomas sangser imagine #thomas smut #thomas sangster x reader #Thomas Imagine #thomas imagines #phantom halo #phantom halo imagine #phantom halo smut #phantomhalo #my left hand man #samuel

[worldwright]

good evening ! im super early today bc im dying lmao

man, it was so fucking hard to fall asleep after my war against that fucking stinkbug, and someone i wont name fucking deserted and left her leader to fight this great and horrifying enemy

anyway, i checked which fucking painkiller i can take, and the only one i can is paracetamol but this fucker does nothing to my headaches, so im switching entirely to water from tea bc it works better than a fucking painkiller

i slept bad (what a surprise), my father woke me up bc he couldnt find me (man, the only day he wants to know where the fuck i am is the only where i dont wnat him to find him), a headache is there and my nap didnt help ;-; but at least i finished my second watch of glass onion (started last week) and watched the episode of dunmesh and now i can say w/o any doubt that chilchuck is my fav -he was from the very beginning but ude, now im sure)

ill be able to finally sleep in my bed tonight yay

and here a picture the coward from this morning (or icecream, or latte, or whatever you like to compare her to. my friends call her "table basse" [coffee table] or "chieng en format familial" [familiy-sized doggo]. youre too kind with your nicknames for her lol)

have a wonderful morning with your partner my friend !

o how decadent is her lounging !! would that we could all feel the same peace 😌❤️

(no that is not proper English grammar don't copy me 😭😭)

hehe tiny emojis 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🍃🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

immmmmm so excited to hang out with people I felt like I was withering lmfao

I think I'm gonna go up to see all my friends next weekend, since all of them are once again living in their dream life shared apartment with the besties ughhhh I can't wait to live there

the new office manager at my job is so cool :3 he's incredibly gay lmfao

I've officially caught up on apothecary diaries. ugh what do I do with my life now

obviously the answer is wait impatiently for every new episode and write analysis posts in the meantime

mmm I wanna reread witch hat atelier...... next week downtime obsession found 👍👍

egg salad last night was all right! I accidentally added too much mayonnaise and then had to overcorrect from there, so it ended up not having as much egg per volume as it should have. but still tasty and nutritious :3

speaking of food you're SO valid about Chilchuck. he's just ❤️❤️❤️ This Is A Divorced Father Of Three With Extreme Communication Issues ❤️❤️❤️ who looks like a middle schooler 🥰🥰🥰

also chatted with a friend about our fic ideas, which was really fun. the problem is that I have a really fleshed-out AU, but I don't know what actual plot to put in the AU. lol. ahhhhhhh

girlfriend weekend!!!!! girlfriend weekend!!!!!!!!

hope your headache goes away in time for you to get good sleep tonight!!

#pen pal

[ace-of-squirrels-card]

Turpentine is my all time favorite song. It was my top song from Spotify wrapped in 2023 despite being released on October 20 (wrapped was released Nov 29 lol). It's about searching for meaning in a meaningless life. Let me tell you what's so fucking amazing about this song: an essay, by me, ace of squirrel

Soak your clothes in kerosene

Cleanse the mind of ketamine

Slide your mom on top of me

Wash yourself with turpentine

Okay this song opens with very classic Tom lyrics. Wacky, silly, seems meaningless, casually vulgar. In many ways this entire album feels like a return to form, and that opening verse is a great example.

My arms, I've raised again

Today I don't feel bitter

I have no path within

Don't know if I'll get better

My own mind's unclean

Can't taste anything

What if I'm not like the others?

A broken man, a Frankenstein

What if my heart won't recover?

I'll clean myself with turpentine

Then there's an immediate tone shift to these really raw lyrics. These lyrics are heavy. It gives the impression of someone who woke up one day, no longer recognizing themself. As if to say "Is this what I've become?" Feeling like somehow, the whole is *less* than the sum of its parts. We're all just these broken pieces, haphazardly sewn together and hoping it holds. 

Meanwhile the guitar has this desperate, almost panicky feeling behind it. Somehow this is also very classic blink.

I feel like I'll cave in

I'm anxious, I am weathered

I've lost my way again

I know there ain't no treasure

These lyrics *kill* me, my god. These lyrics are saying we're crumbling apart, breaking at the seams. We're on this journey, we're lost, and we know that nothing good awaits us at the end? There's such a hopelessness to this verse.

My mind breaks with ease

Sticks and stones and dreams

We already have the ingrained association of sticks and stones being things that hurt us. Now you want to lump dreams into that category? Oh honey, who hurt you

Sharks smell the blood in the water

We're all just lambs to the slaughter

It's only all the time, this time

A generation lost and forgotten

Clawing at the lid of the coffin

Your God ain't coming back this time

We have this fun little moment that is very Mark here. We see these "spoken word"-like verses from Mark in a lot of his other songs (and especially collabs like Find My Own Way or Let Me Down). While a lot of the lyrics sung by Tom feel like an internal monologue, Mark's verses look outwards. The world around is more than uncaring. It's actively harmful, maliciously negligent. There's a sense of desperation and utter loneliness and constantly fighting to survive. 

Quit your job and have a drink

Take a pound of ecstasy

Blah, bla-blah, bla-blah, fuck

Wash yourself with turpentine

This ^ *this* ^ 

Self destructive, desperate. It's like they want to convey how meaningless everything feels and the best way to do that is not even bother writing a lyric here. Love it. 

Light me like a trampoline

Stick your dick in Ovaltine

Snort a bag of Dramamine

Douse yourself in gasoline

Throw up in the limousine

Jack off to a magazine

Wash yourself with ... turpentine

Goddamnit

Ughhhh this last verse. Amazing. It's back to classic goofy Tom, but it feels *very* different given the context of the rest of the song. Theater of the absurd. It really pulls together the meaning of the entire song. Its not so much some silly lyrics, and more like a desperate attempt to feel something. Anything. Self-deprecating at best and horribly self destructive at worst. 

Just from the perspective of a rhyming scheme, the structure is *chef's kiss*. They're showing off a certain mastery of language in this song that I would've expected from more ....respectable artists.

The song as a whole is about searching for meaning but struggling to find it. Filling the void in your heart with whatever you can, but never being fulfilled. Doing all this dumb shit, acting a fool even if you're not, because you feel so broken on the inside. It's this delicious dichotomy between deeply meaningful and hopelessly meaningless. Now THAT is classic blink (just look at Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, which somehow has a really heavy song about about a broken family dynamic but also a song about grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs). 

You can hear it throughout the entire album, theres this  apology to each other. It's all of them saying "I lost track of what was important. I forgot who I was because of dumb shit that didn't matter." And turpentine is that introspective lynchpin. 

Anyway y'all thanks for reading, that was a lot to come out of an account that mostly reblogs weird Danny phantom content. 

#turpentine #one more time #blink 182 #blink182 #lyrics analysis

[aajjks]

TPOL!JK

“oh, go ahead and help yourself” you say as you and alina migrate to the dining room to gossip about what’s been going on in your lives. jorja soon arrives with a plate full of your kimchi gumbo and doesn’t hide just how good it tastes by going back for seconds.

when the both of you were in london, you did most of the cooking and it was because of being on your own with jorja is how you became invested in cooking like your mother. you remember all the foods she used to cook for you and you would try to replicate them with your own twist with jungkook being your guinea pig to test the foods out on.

“crazy how all of us basically had our child in the same month. how are we gonna do their birthday parties?” alina jokes and it does make you wonder just how you’re supposed to have their 1st birthday’s together because they’re all born within the same month and are days/weeks apart from one another. huh, talk about a friendship.

while you ladies gossip about your children, the men are busy watching basketball because it’s play off season and yoongi loves basketball.

“ughhhh!!! c’mon golden state” yoongi says while eunwoo and jungkook gossip about the newlywed life.

“so tell me what it’s like now? i know you both have officially been married for a YEAR now so how are you feeling? any changes? second thoughts? how do you guys handle arguments now?”

before jungkook could finish, jaemin comes back inside from playing outside with one of his pajama pant leg over his knee and crying for you.

“MAMAAAA!!! i hurt my leg!!” he’s screaming and making grabby hands at you and when you look at his knee, it does look pretty bad.

he scraped his knee to the white meat but this isn’t the first time he’s taken a severe fall. jaemin is very active so he loves to do flips outside, run around, and wrestle with ahnjong. although he is screaming cause it hurts, you tell your three year old to remain calm so you could clean his boo boo.

“m-mommy”

“you want me to pick you up? you have to walk like a big boy, min”

“please? pretty please?”

“awww okaaaayyy c’mere my wittle munchkin” you coo as you lift jaemin and put him on your hip as you travel upstairs to clean his scrape.

“that little boy has her wrapped around his little finger” mingyu jokes.

“we know you aren’t getting any goods with him around, huh? does he sleep in the bed to be with y/n?”

and it’s true. jaemin is 100% third wheeling any alone time you and jungkook share any and every time.

Jungkook sighs, yeah it’s kind of hard to… have you all to himself sometimes because of Jaemin and then your pregnancy happened and now you got twins to take of, it’s difficult to navigate your new life together with three children,

But kudos to you.

You are the most dedicated mother he’s ever seen, just right after his own. “Yeah that happens but today you cockblocked me, fucker!” Jungkook playfully hits eunwoo on his shoulder and mingyu laughs. eunwoo shrugs, the guys playfully banter around.

And mingyu and yugyeom make fun of the dads of the group, “shut up- you two will be getting married sooner or later.” Yoongi rolls his eyes.

“Along with you hyung…” hoseok reminds his friend. Jungkook and the guys cheer as golden state scores and they scream like wild animals. “Yknow? Yn is very considerate- she never denies me… she loves me very much.” It’s not like your sex life is completely dead because jungkook will never let that happen.

Oh no.

Eunwoo sighs, acting soo dramatic, “mine hasn’t really let me touch her since she’s been pregnant.” And it’s jungkooks turn to laugh. “Aw man it’s probably just the mood swings.”

Being with you has taught him alot about the female body and hormones, especially just how fragile a woman is when pregnant.

But it’s safe to say that you both had a really good time during your pregnancy, “anyways… take care of your wives and fiancées guys, don’t fuck it up.” Jin announces and the guys hmm in agreement. “Dude where the fuck is AhnJong?” Eunwoo whispers to jungkook and they both begin to look for his son.

And after he’s finally found the little guy hiding under your dining table, Jungkook excuses himself to go upstairs so he can check up on you and the children.

He tries to never let you handle too much on your own but still he’s not really of much help, “Ahhh big boy what happened?” Jungkook knocks on the door before he’s entering and there you are in the bathroom, patching up Jaemins wound.

“Yn.. jia and jin-sun are peacefully asleep.. come on let me handle his wound, you should go and enjoy with your friends, maybe just gossip about how much great of a husband I am.” He winks at you and you roll your eyes at your cocky husbands humour,

Making Jaemin laugh at his parents playful banter, showing off his set of bunny teeth, exactly like his own father.

Maybe this is just an excuse to get you all alone to himself.

#ask: tpol!jungkook #aww man so cute

[loserdiaz]

god i totally get that. my brain has been on an “everyone actually hates me and everytime someone talks to me nicely it’s just them pretending” so that’s fun. anyways i’m pretty sure we’re mutuals however again. anxiety. so for now i reach out anonymously but helloooo. how are you today? 911 writers room is back yeah? (i’ve been so busy with real life i haven’t kept up with it) what’s something you are looking forward to in season 7/something you would like to see in season 7?

ohh hiiiiii!! i get that bc im literally the same all the time. hate that for us and our brains :(((

i'm good, skipped class and stayed at home so love that for me. i think so??? im pretty sure ive seen some of that around but i haven't kept up with it either kshsjsjs

oh gosh im looking forward for s7 in general but also i can't wait to see karen and hen and their little babyyyy 🥺 also madney wedding!!!! it will be so soft and cute and it will cure my depression actually. i would also like to see maybe chimney and buck going to therapy, they both desperately need it (separately, of course jshsns can u imagine buck and chimney going to therapy together? lmaooo) mmm i would also like to see serious eddie whump or like a big storyline for him, maybe a family drama or him exploring his sexuality and discovering he's demisexual but i know that's just not gonna happen lmao.

i would also like to see more buddie moments. like not even them making their way to a romantic relationship together but just... them, y'know? in general. the little moments of them knocking their fists together in calls or laughing together or having a conversation in eddie's kitchen. ughhhh i miss them so much 🥺

(also pls feel free to talk to me and if we're not mutuals i'll make sure to rectify that immediately and follow u back <333)

#anon #april gets mail 💌

[chuluoyi]

https://www.tumblr.com/chuluoyi/738188874576199680/chu-this-is-the-cat-anon-how-are-you-no-video

Yes it's releasing tomorrow ! I love PMY..m sure they'll do justice to the webtoon or ill cry..the webtoon is short tho I have no idea how they'll make 16 eps each 1 hr 20 min..hope they don't change the story much..like 58 chapters + 10 spin off chapters

Kinda sus but we'll see ig! The revenge was perfect. the male mc is sooo THE BEST. So purrfect!!! My type totally (I literally don't have a type and like all fictional guys)

[ ok imagine if someone adapts your stories into movie. Idk why it stricked my mind but it would be sooo goooood. What if you publish books🫣🫣 I probably will promote it anywhere and everywhere ]

+ I have a whole folder on Instagram for grumpy cats😆 and another folder full of white cats that I think resembles catoru.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CrCU0UkqO4R/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

(The first pic is satoru trying to celebrate his grumps bday)

Think if I were a cat, I'd hate satoru for the fun of it😆😆

+ I'm watching good day to be a dog. Have you seen it? They did total justice to the webtoon so far

Advance Happy New Year🥳by the way!!!

Time goes so fast🥲 it is already '24

I talked too much today lol..I love interacting with you 😚 you so sweet.

-😾🫶

ohmy really?! it's only 68 chapters... yeah it's quite short unlike most webtoons we read like 100+ chapters they made my head spin🤧

BUT the husband is lee yi kyung😭 i love him in waikiki and the one with infinite's L drama... (omg i forgot, but the historical one!) and in my mind he's the icon for total comedy, so to see him cheating on park min young... i really can't imagine anything🥹 oooh the husband is na in woo!! i know him from mr queen before! i think i'll give it a try! thank you for the recs cat anon!!🥹

HAHAHAHHA omg that's a thought but i don't have the kind of bravery to publish books🥹 but it's sooo sweet that you will AAAAAA cat anon🫶🏻

OOOSMAOD that's so freaking cute!!!😭 that's sooo him alright, to give a hat for his cat ughhhh and what would i do to keep a cat as well, alas my parents are strict people who don't permit pets🥲

and of course! if i were gojo's cat, i'll scratch him to shreds too just because😈

ohh i haven't! because they said the ratings are not quite good... but i'm tempted to now bc you and disco anon said that it's good! i'm currently still watching gyeongseong creature, do you watch it?

HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO CAT ANONNN!!!🫶🏻🫶🏻 kiss kiss mwah!! yeah true, i just realized it this evening, like how is it already 2024?!😭 that's perfectly fine!! my response is long too so we're even!🥹

thank you for dropping by my askbox to bless me with cat videos🥹 you're so sweet and i love interacting with you too!!🫶🏻

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