#OR humans can die and become little ds working under barb + diavolo. naturally they all lose their memories + get assigned a sin + number

[girlucifer]

one of the most common topics om! fans love to write about is the concept of death in regards to the human mc + how the brothers will handle it. i've seen sm headcanons ranging from breaking into the reaper's cave to continuously add life essence to the human's dwindling candle to the bros in front of a withered headstone with mc's name + tears in their eyes. . . anyway it fuels my personal hc and how mc + lucifer would need a serious talk on how to approach the matter...

*mc is simply a human. before their powers came into fruition & they discovered they are the sole connection between the three realms, a descendant of one of the most famous angels of all time- they were just some guy. they had a normal boring average family + went to a boring average school + worked a boring average job + indulged in boring average hobbies! falling in love with the most notorious demon in the devildom meant nothing alongside how they conducted themselves for the last 20-odd years- they were simply some guy and will continue to be some guy! they will die being some guy!

*lucifer initially is furious. how could they simply WANT to die? the situation is all too familiar to him- he is presented with the choice to purposely lengthen the lifespan of some human or have his one and only true love die, most likely ending up as some aimless spirit in the celestial realm or some little d tucked away in the lower pits of hell, unable to remember who lucifer was to their previous incarnation. he would bring it up time and time again, to which mc simply laughs, as if their death is some trivial matter- "instead of worrying about the future, come here."

*with no avail, lucifer continues different methods of persuasions to convince mc to drink solomon's potion of immortality [lucifer went to great lengths to get solomon to remake the accidental potion that caused his lifespan to never cease, only falling short of making a pact with him- instead, he lent solomon his grimoire for one hour. he doesn't like talking about what happened during that time] mc remains set on the fact they will die one day [i'm imagining a new frontier (adventure time)- jake is explaining to finn that he's gonna die one day and finn needs to accept it- finn has a hard time, going to great lengths to stave away death]

*mc settles into bed as lucifer is reading over some documents. the room is quiet and has been for a few nights. mc remains nonchalant as ever, as if not even noticing the cold-shoulder treatment lucifer has been giving them for the past few days. when people are so settled on their own conviction that they'd defy lucifer himself- he does get a bit pissy. mc notes of course- he's being a brat about the whole affair, but they have always been nonconfrontational- just ignore the problem and surely it'll go away? it hasn't yet- and it began to worry mc. they almost were about to give in and indulge him in his radical idea of granting them immortality, but then lucifer spoke: "of course i want you by my side for all of eternity. but i now realize that's asking far too much. you were born a human- you have certain expectations of what your life would be like. asking you to throw away your plans and stay with me was selfish, and frankly immature of me. i apologize. truly." mc knows lucifer rarely apologizes, much less with tears welling in his eyes & hands shaking. mc's heart dropped when they realized how much he agonized over their inevitable death. mc takes his face in their hands, swiping a thumb under his eye, wiping the tears away. "why are you crying? right now, this is everything. just you and me, ok? forget tomorrow. kiss me now."

*later... far later into the future when mc is truly long gone, lucifer remains the prince of pride. with like, a billion grandkids. OBVIOUSLY the two had kids! every day he's like omg great [x13] grandson #2 you act so much like my late wife... did i tell you the story when they almost killed me for eating their last piece of chocolate... ahh i miss them <3

#so my hc is that once humans die they either become a blissed out spirit in the celestial realm - differentiated from angels [who #maintain order in the celestial realm] think of em as... like... trees of the celestial realm. fundamental + necessary but v tame and #neutral. the angels like simeon + luke would be able to be like omg! mc! but mc is so blissed out w that peak state of being that they #won't recognize simeon + luke or anyone for that matter #OR humans can die and become little ds working under barb + diavolo. naturally they all lose their memories + get assigned a sin + number #so theres no way of knowing which one was mc. theres just like. a billion little ds and lucifers like which ones my wife!! which one!!!! #anyway... right. because the tragedy of dying is what makes life so bittersweet yadda yadda #headcanons #text #idk what else to tag this. idont think it fits anywhere else so :D #obey me! #OOH i rbd this on my main its such a funny post. when i die i want you to use that shit for clout.. for days off.. and god willing. sex #lucifer a millennia after mc dies : i am still GRIEVING and you pull this shit ?? [to his brothers] #lucifer trying 2 get some: yuh solomon im so lonely after mc died.. miss humans sm... oh youre a human.. u know mc always had a soft spot #for you... hmmm... solomon sleep w me it was mcs dying wish #anyway. yeah i want a man who wont die but will live on wishing he died w me like THATS the goal #unfortunately. it is unattainable. so i am here blogging like the little silly girl i am