#Obi wan is literally just goin where the force tells him too. all the way to the alter and signing adoption papers

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Space Grinder has a historic log of Palpatine asking guys if they top and how much they weigh under a catfish account and that’s how they REALLY found the progenitor for the clones. Jango’s biggest flaw was thirsting for a catfish using Obi-Wan’s picture and that’s all there really was to it. Meeting Obi on Kamino made the man’s head spin and he entered a dissociative episode only to wake up six days later in the Jedi temple with a wedding ring on his left hand and a gaggle of toddlers squished between him and the pretty Jedi. Wtf.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #jango fett #jangobi #sheev palpatine #listen Jango blacked out and posted a tell all on his ex and now sheev is in judicial custody and poisoned thanks #he also woke up to like 50 true Mando survivors in the temple with him and married with kids #he’s having a weird week and boba is a big brother now #Obi wan is literally just goin where the force tells him too. all the way to the alter and signing adoption papers #clone wars