#Ogh my beautiful wife!

[unidentifiedspoon]

What is your ideal ending for all your DnD OCs whose campaigns didn’t formally wrap up? (This is lowkey an excuse about Nation in particular, but anybody you wanna talk about also counts!)

ogh my god okay. okay. this is the ask i've been waiting for my whole life. i was born for this. bless you. hell yeah. yes

(sits at computer motionless for 15 minutes with not a thought in my head)

nation is probably the one who like. Needs that happy ending the most y'all they are this close 👌 at any given time. so they are in fact topping three very important charts—needs a happy ending real bad, Deserves a happy ending real bad, and has a really straightforward happy ending lmao. i've dragged their ass out of their original campaign but their good ending looks the same—they settle down with someone who loves them close to their family, they have Many kids when they're ready, and they get to be silly sometimes. they love their huge grey daughter and their huge beautiful wife but also they need like...idk. five years to go to therapy. and learn that it is okay being a vampire, which everyone who loves them has been trying to teach them for years loal

pax and lilyvalley both are so so so dependent on their stories and there's a lot of possible ideals. pax.....idk i can see her on a courier ship. the kind of guy you pay one billion gold to bc she will make Sure your stuff gets where it's going. and she retires bonkers rich and grey haired and ripped with her equally ripped wife and knits sweaters

lilyvalley.......gets a business degree and is good at it

josephine bless her was a curse of strahd baby and i know zero things about curse of strahd so. idk. she finishes her dissertation and becomes the kind of professor who takes all her students on adventuring field trips probably

pasture, tahirah, and trillion never really got to be like. People

tick my beloved kleptomaniac teen. i think she manages to work out some of her issues w her mom and siblings, she actually goes to school for antique appraisal and becomes a crazy ol lady who runs the most kickass infinitely gigantic room of requirement type antique store in all the planes

rig is in my brain in what is technically an AU but who cares. his ex gets killed and he kills his patron and marries his beloved idiot voyage and they adopt their daughters and HE GETS UNPURPLE'D WAHOO

and shoutout to corona for actually Getting the ideal ending: almost everyone they loved had long, connected lives, and her best friend will live forever with her :)))

#THIS WAS SO FUN THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TALKING ABOUT OCs I MISS THIS KINDA STUFF #this is also promptly your invitation to Get In My Inbox. Tell Me About Your Guys. We Will Discuss. #quaxorascal #ask

[theviridianbunny]

1. don't leave for the microprompts, your choice on oc/ship <33

Aaggh hi hello!!! Ogh thank you for the prompt!!! I decided to write a little thing for my dnd ocs Rowan and Grayson !! (ugh um their shippy tag can be found here)

This mini fic / idea is set near the end of my worldbuilding timeline for Rowan- after her and her party kill her patron- freeing her of his grip... but at what cost? The party go their seperate ways- Rowan returns to her husband- full of emotion and pain-

The air in the war tent was thick and tense. A reunion of lovers after a grand adventure.  Tight bandages over the warlock's eye.  With permission, the barbarian removed the bandage over his wife's eye, revealing a magical wound- dark magic had caused this injury.. It was going to leave a permanent reminder of the warlock's former beautiful and sadistic master. The blood running from his face, Grayson’s eyes travelled over the burn like wound.  The hobgoblin had seen dark magical wounds like this before- but never on anyone he loved. Never on anyone he was this close to.. The Hobgoblin tried his best to control his rage- not to scare his wife- already in a vulnerable state… 

Grayson wished he could have killed Opium himself. Let out the pure unfiltered rage. Nobody hurt his wife and got away with it. Grayson had never trusted the high elf from the start....  He noticed how Rowan inhaled sharply before she spoke. 

“In the split between warlock and patron, the curse marks Opium branded on me acted as a fail safe… I'm guessing to drag me under too- ” 

Rowan gestured to her arms, the purple curse marks her patron had branded on her months ago… they had buried down into her skin all the deeper.   Like deep bruises on fruit. Blotchy purples that varied on colour and tone.  Made of pure eldritch energy… They stood out against her red skin.  

She scoffed before continuing. 

"And- and He- did He almost drag me under with him- . When the killing blow was delivered- I felt it as well. I felt his pain- I felt everything!! " Her body language was tense as the memories of the final battle washed over her.  Reaching to the wound on her face- her fingertips brushing over the scaring… 

Her eyes then moved to her husband- she watched as bigger man beckoned her into him. Rowan fell into his arms, holding him tightly. She held him as if she were about to fall, Rowan  let out this grunt of emotion, and then choked on her breath.  

"Don't leave me-" she whimpered "Don't leave me Grayson-" she whimpered.   

"why would I leave you? -" he breathed- Voice soft-. His accent coming out strong…  he could tell his wife wasn't ok.. 

"I-I'm no longer the woman you feel in love with- I- I no longer have the chaos within me- " Her voice was small- like she were holding back tears or any big emotion…

“Rowan- you do know that's bullshite-...I  don't care that you no longer have the chaos within you…… You’re still the woman I fell in love with. You’re still the brave, courageous and beautiful woman I fell in love with all those years ago…I'm not going anywhere…” He placed a chaste kiss to his wife's forehead, in the centre where a purple crystal once sat.   He held her as she cried and reassured her that she was more than the chaos… that she was never just that- she was so much more… 

#oc: rowan hawkmore #oc: grayson #otp: the warlock and the barbarian #bunny writes stuff #dnd #dnd 5e #idk how to tag this but thank you !! <3

[villanevehaus]

this is kind of random but this has been nagging at me for a little while and i havent been able to format it into like a question?? like i dont even know what my own question about it is but i know theres an answer you know?? but i was wondering if you had thoughts on the last names in sharp objects?? i always thought it was interesting that camille was the only preaker left that wasnt dead, and adora treats her like a stranger even though marian was also a preaker.

[contd] maybe im crazy. but i always thought adoras adherence to the realistic but unrealistic and kind of eerie social construct that literally drowns every woman in wind gap was an integral part in her character that i couldnt quite piece together in a way that clicked. like camilles identity as a preaker vs her mothers as a crellin but also most importantly as something other than a preaker is just hmmmm and i wondered if u noticed that too and/or had thoughts on it ?? - letterboxdanon

OGH yeas i have sooooo many thoughts as you are about to see by the length of this response because camille IS the only preaker!!! alan is both marian and amma's father, but he's just camille's step-father. preaker is adora's maiden name and since she had camille out of wedlock as a 17(18?)yo kid, it's not even the last name of camille's father- but then adora left all that embarrassment behind by marrying alan (still in her teens, also!!! alan sucks!!!) and having marian a few years later. adora cut herself from the preaker name through marriage, a normal thing that often changes women's names, had a child with that new name, and gained a cleaner social standing from doing both. idk why they didn't just erase the preaker name entirely by making camille a crellin but i think alan is so old fashioned that he'd be against giving a child that's not His his last name. maybe it just made it that much easier to hate camille, who knows.

iirc also adoras parents were sooooo pissed about her getting knocked up by some dude as a teen they both died within like a year of camille being born as well?? so adora really did a speedrun from child to mother to orphan to wife to mother of two, and i think for her having a new name and a new child with that new name was a good way to reinvent herself and her image- and isnt windgap aaallllllllllllll about image? changing her name while also continuing to reap the benefits of Preaker Hog Farm TM also means that she gets to almost fossilize?? the name and her family's empire/fortune, bc she still gets money from that.

so like! she treats camille as a stain on the preaker name/line because she literally is one in adora's eyes: she was a mistake, she killed the only other living preakers while retaining the legacy connected to the name- undeservedly- she doesn't adhere to windgap rules (or adora's rules, which are the same honestly), she mourns her sister too loudly, and then she leaves. but its fine, thank god she left, bc now adora gets to continue to reinvent herself and her image with amma and anne nash and natalie keene: adora crellin, that fine woman with her beautiful house and her beautiful roses and her beautiful daughter- bless her heart for helping those girls, especially after losing her first.

and then, camille shows up.

camille is a walking talking violation of adora's reinventation- she's a reminder to adora of her accidental pregnancy, camille's father, the deaths of her parents, the loss of marian- but she's also a reminder to the entire town of wind gap that adora used to be a preaker, too.

#i sure did have thoughts on it!!!!!!!!!! #a lot of em!!! #i love being NORMAL #letterboxd anon #asks #sharp objects #goes crazy #LIKE #camille is the only living preaker and shes doing it WRONG #shes the only living preaker and shes RUINING IT #the preaker name would be cleaner if she were to die #also jackie and adora had a situationship for years change my mind OOPS you cant!!! #there is more i could say but i dont want to spoil The Book for others