#Redwood Prom

[ijemmaokafor]

"If I could wear anything, I'd want it to be bright, flowy, and the softest fabric imaginable. No embellishments, no rhinestones, no complicated pleating. Just a tactile delight. Oh, and a cape! Make it regal. In reality, I've got a well-worn cotton sundress that I don't break out very often on account of it being off-the-shoulder and hella impractical. But I'm gonna pair it with sneakers so I can dance my ass off."

#tfh.task #task004 #hidden jemma #Redwood Prom

[beatrice-murray]

"Resources are truly unlimited? The Lady Macbeth beetle wing dress, I mean, why not get weird with it? More realistically? The raiders brought back a massive stash of orange yarn, so I crocheted something. It's a little itchy."

#tfh.task #task004 #to bea honest #Redwood Prom

[cassbrookes]

What she'd want to wear:

What she actually will wear:

A small, simple dress made with some bright blue scrap fabric that Bea made for her. And cowboy boots most likely.

#tfh.task #redwood prom

[solreznik]

"If I could wear anything at all to a prom, it'd be jeans and a button-up. Fortunately, I have both of those things. Does the belt buckle fancy it up enough?"

#tfh.task #task004 #better call sol #Redwood Prom

[lucienmelaina]

Redwood prom! Who do you ask to go with you as your date?

Mayra. But if Ike wants to steal me for a dance, I'll do him the favor.

@mayrarcjas @isaacapatow

#answered #ft. mayra #ft. ike

[isaacapatow]

Redwood prom! Who do you ask to go with you as your date?

"Lucien! We're already getting crowned there. I could get him a nice corsage."

#ikeapask #lucien melaina

[silvygonzalez]

Redwood Prom! Who's your vote for King and Queen (gender neutral so you can choose whoever you want)

"Mayra for Queen. David for King, but only because I think he would look so handsome in a crown and wouldn't hate the experience at all!"

@mayrarcjas / @davxdalexander

#sgtalks #mayra #david

[orioncarnell]

Redwood Prom! Who's your vote for King and Queen (gender neutral so you can choose whoever you want)

I am not entirely sure what prom is. But I have read a bit about it. So I would say Isaac and Lucien.

@isaacapatow @lucienmelaina

#askorion #offtopicorion

[redwoodwv-hq]

You are cordially invited to:

Redwood Prom

What's the point of surviving if you can't live a little? Now's the time to put on your very best and break out the dancing shoes. Meet us at the community center for light snacks and a truly indulgent amount of apple cider (thank you raiders and hunters for clearing out the McClellan Orchard before it all went to waste). Music and dancing will spill out in Redwood Square as the evening proceeds.

Don't be shy--ask a neighbor to be your date. Town Square garden flowers make great corsages (see Bea or Mayra for instructions), and formal wear can be found in the specialty clothing corner of the supermarket.

See you there...

All event threads shall begin on Friday, October 27th. Any threads you currently have may continue if you choose to, but any new threads created should be event-related. We’ve decided to make the event 1 week, but the same rules apply; you may continue the threads until completion. Lastly, a poll will be taken close to the end of that week, and if a majority of the group feels they need another week, then we will extend the event.

#tfh.event

[reneebrxndxn]

Redwood Prom - The Clinic

Where Cole comes to Renee after his fight with Isaac, she patches him up and Fleet wins the best son award. @colcreznik & @fleetsummers

cole.

-when he entered the community building, cole asked around for renee. he'd gotten a few weird looks, but finally he found the woman and made a b-line to her- I acquire your assistance, doc. -he forced a smile- If you don't mind.

Renee Brandon

-Renee was resting her feet and sipping on some punch. It had been an interesting night, to say the least. And it was just abou to get more interesting as Cole approached her, looking a lot more worse for wear- Oh my God, what happened?

cole.

That damn mountain troll’s what happened. -cole sighed, giving a nod toward renee- You got a kit or something around here or can we hustle to the clinic? Heard human bites can be fatal - living or dead.

Renee Brandon

-Renee pulls herself to her feet instantly- We'll head to the clinic. -her boys were off with their friends and it wasn't like she was worried about anything happening to them here- Come with me. -she nods towards the door as she leads him to the clinic_

cole.

-without another word, cole follows renee to the clinic. the cool air against the wounds weirdly felt nice; a plus side. when they reached the clinic, he stayed standing and looked around- Where you want me, doc?

Renee Brandon

-Renee unlocked the door to the clinic and let Cole step inside before closing the door.- Sit down on the exam bench and tell me exactly what happened. I don't care if you don't tell me who did this but I need to know what caused all of this so I can treat it properly.

cole.

Yes ma'am. -he taunted with a smirk. cole did what she said, keeping himself sated for the time being since he needed his wounds tended to- Got a chunk of my scalp bitten off and a skewer stabbed in my cheek. My cheek I'm not worried about, but this shit? -cole moves his head for renee to see the head wound clearer- I'm more concerned about.

Renee Brandon

-Renee puts on a pair of gloves while she listens, only to turn and see the missing chunk from his head as Cole turns his head- Jesus... -she carefully cradles his head as she gets a closer look at the wound- There's a lot of bleeding....I don't think I'm gonna be able to stitch this up or even staple it. The area is too big. -she grabs some cleaning supplies and soaks a rag in the disinfectant- This is gonna sting a lot but I need to put pressure to get the bleeding to stop -she gives him a second to prepare before pressing it to his scalp-

cole.

Do what you gotta do, doc. I've been through worse. -cole took in a deep breath, partially putting himself in another area - mentally that is- You think cauterizing it would work better?

Renee Brandon

-Renee applies the pressure but does glance over at Cole, her brow knitting together a bit- Depends on if I can get the bleeding to stop or not. Cauterizing is only needed as a last resort.

cole.

Might be the best way to go. -cole flinched but did his best to stay still-

Renee Brandon

I was unaware you were a doctor. -she presses a bit more firmly before easing off to see whether the bleeding was slowly or stopping- It's slowing, so that's good. Looks like we won't need to cauterize. That's good.

cole.

Ow! -cole let out a rough sigh, his knuckles whitening as he clutched the seat- I'm not. But I've been in a hospital long enough.

Renee Brandon

-Renee throws the rags to the side to clean them before grabbing some gauze and pressing it to his head wound- Oh yeah? What had you in the hospital?

fleet summers

-comes darting in, looking horrified when he sees Cole- Dad? Ohmigod is he all right? There's so much blood! What did Isaac do to you? -looks pleadingly at Renee- It looks worse than it is, right?

cole.

Which time? -he asked. suddenly the door flew open with fleeting storming through- I’m fine.

Renee Brandon

-Before she could ask, the door opens and Renee looks up. She's silent at first as she adjusts to the knowledge that Fleet is Cole's son and that it was Ike who did this. That shouldn't have been as surprising as it was.- He's fine. He's missing a piece of his scalp but the bleeding is under control. Just need to stitch up the hole in his face and he'll be good to go. -she looks back to Cole with a raised eyebrow- Ike did this? Should I even ask why?

fleet summers

Missing a ... piece of his scalp? That's...Daddy, that's horrible. How can someone do this to you and everyone's fine with it?

cole.

It’s how men are sometimes. I’m fine, really Fleet. Don’t worry about me. Your dad’s been through way worse.

Renee Brandon

He didn't tell me it was Ike. -she sighs as she wraps the bandage around his head so the gauze stays in place- Obviously this is not acceptable, Fleet. I can let the other Council members know if you want me to, Cole. -although she would give Ike the benefit of the doubt and ask him about it first - if he would talk to her-

fleet summers

Yes, please, I'd appreciate that so much, Dr. Brandon.

cole.

I’m not going to sit here and say I was a saint. I might have provoked him a bit by asking to go after his precious Mayra. It’s fine. No need to round everyone up.

fleet summers

-puts his hand on his father's knee, stroking it and looking at him in concern- It's still no reason for you to be so viciously attacked. I know Ike Apatow understands how to talk. He didn't need to ... what is that? Did he bite you? That's -- the man is an animal.

Renee Brandon

Fleet, honey, I know you're worried but I need you to back up so I can work, okay? -she grabs her suture kit and sits down in front of Cole- But Fleet is right - he shouldn't be scrapping with you like that. Are you sure you don't want me to call the Council? Or at least try talking to him about this?

cole.

What the man needs is to be let out of these walls. He’s getting stir crazy. I’ll cut ya a deal. He does this again, then I’ll say round up the troops. But for now, let the caged bird free.

fleet summers

-acidly- Um, if he was better at his job he wouldn't be stuck inside the walls. Dad, I know you don't want to make a big deal out of this, and I respect the whole 'sometimes us menfolk fight it out' thing, but ... that's normal fighting. Punching and elbowing. Not whatever this is.

Renee Brandon

Ike is very good at what he does and he's lead raider for a reason. He saved someone, Fleet. Not saying that gives him a pass to do this, but.... -she stops as she starts to clean Cole's cheek- If he doesn't want to bring it to the Council, I can't force him. But I'll recommend that he gets an outlet so that this doesn't happen again, okay? But if he does, Cole, I need you to tell me.

cole.

Yes ma’am. -cole smirks, looking up to renee as she worked- This mean I’m finally off your shit list, doc? -he asked with a stupid grin-

fleet summers

-has backed up, but puts his hand on his father's forearm as Renee works; his voice is a little more chilly when he speaks again- I don't see why we're condoning this sort of thing. You're a member of the Council. You decide what's brought before them if someone in town asks you to, right? I'm asking you to. My dad's trying to not cause trouble because he knows he's on thin ice with you people. -his tone turns disappointed as he pets Cole's arm- I thought Uncle Sol at least would care more. But he didn't seem to at all.

Renee Brandon

I'm not condoning it. -she says it very pointedly at Fleet- I promise you, Fleet, that I will have a word with Ike about this. You can ask me to, but ultimately this is between Ike and Cole and if Cole doesn't want to brought to the Council's attention, then that is his choice. -she looks back at Cole, not liking that shit-eating grin on his face- Yes, Cole, you're off my shit list. I think you're off just about everyone's unless you've done something I don't know about.

fleet summers

-flatly- Really. Dr. Brandon, everyone knows that you and Isaac don't get along. Your talking to him alone is only likely to make things worse for my dad.

Renee Brandon

-she sighs as she holds Cole's face carefully- This is going to hurt. -she carefully threads the needle through his skin and works to tie it off- I understand you're worried about your dad, but if I go to the Council without Cole and tell them about what happened, it's just as likely that things will get worse for him. Ike doesn't have to like me but he is reasonable. -she wanted to add infuriating but she wasn't going to include that- If talking to him doesn't work, then I'll bring it to the Council and I'll try to keep Cole anonymous.

fleet summers

How would things get worse for him? You think Apatow would come after him for it? -his grip on Cole's arm tightens- Are people in Redwood that petty that they'd blame my dad for what happened to him??

cole.

I can take i- OW -cole winced, tightly holding into the chair- Kid, people don’t like those who break the rules. I broke them by breaking in.

Renee Brandon

-Renee sighs inwardly- No one is going to come after him, Fleet. I'll take care of it.

fleet summers

Daddy, you were looking for somewhere safe to live. You've been nothing but an asset to Redwood since then, you haven't broken any rules. This isn't right. I'm not going to sit by and let you get treated like a second-rate citizen when your own brother won't even stand up for you or -- or care that you got hurt.

cole.

Guess I’m lucky I got you then, huh, kid? -he tries to force a smile at fleet but winces instead- Almost done there, doc? Got a killer headache going now. -he meant for his words to be playful but they came out more forceful and aggressive than he anticipated-

Renee Brandon

Almost done. -she ties off the second stitch before dropping her kit and reaching behind her for pain meds- These are for the pain. No alcohol. And I would prefer it if you stayed here for a bit so I can monitor you.

cole.

Oh come on, Ray Ray. You should know better than anyone people recover better in the comfort of their own home.

fleet summers

-nods firmly- I'll take care of him. He'll be fine with me. -tucks his arm into Cole's, patting it with his other hand- Come on, Dad. I'll get you back to your place and get you set up where it's nice and dark and quiet and you can rest.

cole.

Just the way I like it. -cole lifts himself to stand with the help from fleet and takes the medicine from renee- Thanks, doc.

Renee Brandon

-she's not sure she likes the nickname but she's not about to argue against it- Alright, but Fleet, if you notice anything wrong, please come find me. -she stands up and throws away her gloves- Of course, Cole. And I'll keep you updated with everything.

cole.

-he nods at her statement before lowering his head to fleet- She wasn’t serious about the alcohol, by the way. -cole whispers-

fleet summers

-giggles, but tamps it down so Renee doesn't notice, whispering back- The cider doesn't count as real alcohol!

#renee && cole #renee && fleet #c: cole 001 #c: fleet 001 #cole event 002 #fleet event 002

[fleetsummers]

Redwood prom! Who do you ask to go with you as your date?

"Ares! He's cute, I think he's into guys, and it's bound to send Zack into a rage and then he'll come confront me in the bathroom and push me up against the wall to get all aggro and then end up kissing me and then we'll be crowned king and queen as a joke and then he'll storm out of prom in a huff and then I'll serenade everyone with a Christina Aguilera song. Just like in the movies!"

#fleetask #/i saw somebody sent him this question #/so i answered it like this! #/his inbox doesn't show messages bc shadowban 😭 #/i halfway see it in the activity notifs

[beatrice-murray]

Playing Dress-Up

with: @cassbrookes Farmhouse

Prim little package in hand, Bea all but skipped her way to the farmhouse. It was her favorite time of year, and for the last two weeks, she'd been able to distract herself at all hours with dressmaking. Custom orders made as resourcefully as possible for Redwood's prom. She thought it was a joke at first, but Mayra stopped by to ask about ribbons for making corsages and the rest was history.

In short, October had been a dream come true.

Now all that was left was delivering the last garment to its wearer--her dear Cass.

Alex was milling about just outside the house and told her to head right in. So she bellowed Cass's name through the house until her friend called back, "I'm upstairs."

The first thing she spotted in the bedroom was a pair of boxer shorts. "Oh my god, did Brawny Man move in? Oh Cass, how cute is that!"

She said it with affection--she didn't know Sol all that well, and while he wasn't exactly her type, he seemed sweet as could be. Sure made Cass happy. But she couldn't resist a little teasing.

Before Cass could tease her back, she untied the twine around the tissue papered package and held up the dress. It was a bright blue little thing, only lightly structured and sure to look incredible with Cass's long legs.

"You want me to hang it in the closet?" She headed toward it just in case and peered in. Some of the clothes were Cass', but one corner had a bunch of outdated stuff pushed to the side. She couldn't help snooping.

"Y'know, we might be able to repurpose some of this stuff. It looks like the practical stuff has already been cleaned out, but some of the fabric is still..." She spotted something sparkly. With a petticoat. And boning. "Whoa, look at this...ballgown?"

#with: Cass #p: cas003 #event 002 #Redwood prom

[cassbrookes]

Redwood Prom! Who's your vote for King and Queen (gender neutral so you can choose whoever you want)

"Ermano and Ike. I think it'd be hysterical to watch Ike play it up while Ermano is just being dragged along for the ride. Sorry, Boss."

@ermanodelgcdo @isaacapatow

#ask #answered #ft: ermano #ft: ike

[solreznik]

Redwood Prom! Who's your vote for King and Queen (gender neutral so you can choose whoever you want)

“Cass for Queen…Ike for King. And before anybody gets all snippy, that’s not me bowing out, it’s just rude to vote for yourself. And I think Ike would whirl her around the dance floor to my satisfaction—don’t know if anyone else would pull it off right.”

@cassbrookes @isaacapatow

#ask meme

[nickitxrres]

Redwood Prom - Back Entrance

Where Nicki is frustrated and finds Zack, they fight, Fleet watches and Zack gives Fleet permission. @zackastor & @fleetsummers

Zack Astor

-he starts making his way to the dark back of the community center to get another smoke break; opening the door he notices somebody else making their way outside- Nicki? The hell are you doing here?

Nicki Torres

-she feels the jittery energy of stress and needs to let it out. trying to fuck Orion didn't work so she needed to find something else. That's when she spotted Zack- Oh good, you'll do. -she reaches up to take her earrings out- Fight me.

Zack Astor

-he blinks down at her, surprised, raising his eyebrows- The hell is up with you?

Nicki Torres

What? Afraid to hit a woman? -she puts her earrings down next to her feet and rolls out her neck- I need to let out some energy so come on. Let's fight. Or would you rather I just punch you first?

Zack Astor

-he stares down at her for a moment, eyes narrowing slightly- You're not even cleared to go out, Torres.

Nicki Torres

I'm healed enough. Look, I'll show you. -she rolls out her shoulder before throwing a punch into his side-

Zack Astor

-he hisses when her fist suddenly connects with his side- Fucking -if she wanted a fight she'd get a damn fight; almost immediately he throws a gut punch back-

Nicki Torres

-she yells out as the fist connects with her gut and she wraps her arm around it. but yet there is a smile on her face as she lets go of her abdomen and throws three punches towards him - one to his shoulder and two towards his sternum-

fleet summers

What are you two doing? -he had just taken a quick break from performing to walk around while Cass handled a set, not at all expecting to find these two punching it out behind the community centre-

Zack Astor

-he took two of the punches with a grunt; shit, she could punch pretty hard; but caught her at the second one; grabbing her arm he twists it, spinning her around so her back is against his chest; his arm wraps around her neck, grabbing her in a choke hold; bloodlust is flickering in his eyes until he notices someone- Nothing. Just teaching Nicki here - he tightens his grip- -a little lesson.

fleet summers

-curious, stepping a little closer- What about?

Nicki Torres

-Nicki probably should have only thrown the two but she was wanting a fight and a fight was no fun if one side was winning. But still she grunted and ground her teeth as he twisted her arm behind her and pinned it there while his other arm started cutting off her airway. She dug her fingers into his forearm to try and tear it away just as Fleet appeared. She can't talk and when he tightens his grip she digs her nails in just a bit more as she throws her whole body against him to try and pry him off of her-

Zack Astor

-she's writhing in his arms, kicking her legs and trying to throw him off; she reminds him of a stubborn, bucking horse; Zack holds her close, despite the pain of her fingers digging into his arm- That you don't pick a fucking fight you can't win. Ain't that right, Nicki? -his voice is a low, smooth growl as he speaks-

Nicki Torres

-Nicki's breathing is labored but she's bound and determined so instead of answering she turns her head enough to sink her teeth into his forearm-

fleet summers

Ooooh! Sorry, did I distract you? That looked like a nasty bite.

Zack Astor

Fucking- -his faste twists into a scowl, but he doesn't let go, at least not instinctively; instead, he eases his arm around her to grab her properly and push her off throwing her down onto the ground; in the next moment he's on her- Shut the hell up and just watch. -he snarls at Fleet-

fleet summers

Mmmmm. Don't tease me like that. I'm bad at just watching. -still, he does just that, biting coyly at his thumbnail with his gaze rapt on their bodies twisting and bucking-

Nicki Torres

-Nicki takes satisfaction in Zack's displeasure and as his arm loosens around her neck she breathes in quickly. But in seconds she's thrown forward and she lands on the ground hard. The second she rolls to get up he's on top of her and she grabs his shirt collar and plants her feet before lifting her hips while throwing him sideways to get him off of her-

Zack Astor

-he can feel the heat on his forearm, blood dripping from under his sleeve; she'd broken skin with that bite; his face is twisted into a grimace; her bucking catches him off guard and he finds himself dropping to his side; his instincts tell him to reach for his knife but he doesn't; instead he gets ready, assuming she will try to pounce on him-

Nicki Torres

-Nicki smiles victoriously as she manages to get him off of her. She reacts instantly, rolling enough to climb on his back, wrapping her legs around his hips and putting him in her own chokehold- I'm sorry, what were you saying about not picking a fight I can't win? -she tightens her grip on her arms and squeezes, waiting for him to tap out-

fleet summers

Nicki fucked me, y'know.

Zack Astor

-his sharp growl is cut off when she puts him in a chokehold, cutting off his air supply; Zack tries to buck her off but she has him pinned pretty damn good; and just in that moment - he casts a sharp, piercing glare at Fleet before slumping in Nicki's arms, relaxing all his muscles as if he'd given up-

Nicki Torres

-Nicki casts a look at Fleet at his comment- You want a round two? -She feels Zack slump in her arms and she eases her arms just a little bit- Giving up?

fleet summers

-smiles, tight and secret- It was before this. Before tonight. I didn't disobey.

Zack Astor

-almost as soon as she does, Zack reacts; with one big push Zack bucks and throws her off of him, off to the side; almost immediately he is back on her, knee digging into her stomach as he uses his body weight to pin her down; his gaze flickers to Fleet- Good boy. Now watch. -he grabs Nicki's face as he increases the pressure, forcing her to look up at him- You wanted a fucking fight, Torres. You're getting one.

Nicki Torres

-With his knee digging into her she feels the stabbing pain from he scar and it splitting just a bit. She bites back the pain and glares up at him before punching the inside of his thigh-

Zack Astor

-he stares down at her, scowling as she tries to punch him; from her position, she can't quite get the momentum going she needs to properly hurt him; he keeps holding her face, increasing the pressure- Give up.

fleet summers

-his gaze so intense it's almost visibly hot- ...swallow.

Nicki Torres

-she growls a little bit before grabbing his wrist and yanking on off her face- Alright, I give.

Zack Astor

Good girl. -he keeps the pressure up for a moment before he steps off and away from her, in case she decides to lunge for him again; his gaze trails through her side, a distinct wetspot there- Go and get your wounds treated, Torres.

Nicki Torres

-She grunts as his knee comes off and she rolls to her good side to push herself up. Her other hand feels the warm wet. Spot and she curses under her breath - Only after you get your arm patched up.

Zack Astor

-he shakes his arm, spraying droplets of blood onto the ground; his gaze flickers over to Fleet, who stands there, looking almost mesmerized- I'm going to in a moment.

Nicki Torres

-Nicki looks between Zack and Fleet and smirks as she gets to her feet- go have fun. -She picks up her earrings and heads outside -

fleet summers

-watches Nicki go, then looks over at Zack, but not getting any closer- You do that to all your friends?

Zack Astor

I do that to everyone. -Zack licks his lips, pushing himself up straight; slowly, he makes his way over to Fleet- So you fucked her.

fleet summers

So ... your friends and your enemies. Good to know. -watches as Zack gets closer- I didn't plan on it. I was getting her to play with her knife. She's very reckless.

Zack Astor

-he pulls up the sleeve of his jacket- And then you decided to fuck her. Thought you could only get it up for guys. -he stops in front of Fleet, grabbing his chin, smearing some of the blood on his hand onto the other man's face with his thumb- You wanna fuck her again?

fleet summers

I don't only get it up for guys. -he accepts the blood like he's being anointed, calm and easy, letting his lips part- She liked being in charge, with me. All the knifeplay got her hot. -considers for a moment, then holds Zack's hand, sucking the blood from his thumb- Do you want me to? Fuck her again?

Zack Astor

That's what you like, huh? Someone being in charge of you. Fucking hell kid. -his thumb presses down on Fleet's tongue, holding him there- You're not gonna fuck her again. You hear me? Answer.

fleet summers

-nods, still with the same preternaturally calm gaze, fingers circling down Zack's arm until he finds that bleeding bitemark and skates his painted fingernails over it, just enough to catch skin before soothing it over again with his fingertips-

Zack Astor

Good. -Zack holds him there a moment longer, barely twitching as Fleet's fingernails catch, before finally letting go; in the next moment he presses his forearm to Fleet's lips- Clean it up.

fleet summers

-that actually gets him more galvanized; he grasps Zack's arm with both hands, licking away blood as neatly as a cat, using his thumbs to scratch off anything that's already dried- This is the worst thing to do with it, you know that, right? Human saliva? -he's pretty sure Zack knows this, but also ... Zack's a big boy. he can make his own decisions-

Zack Astor

-Zack bares his teeth in a wolvish smile- Don't worry your pretty little head, kid. Keep going. Drink it up, until I'm clean.

fleet summers

-murmuring, gently- All right. -he does just that; once the bulk of the blood is cleaned, he nibbles at some of the more ragged tears, getting it neater, sealing his mouth against parts of it to breathe hotly against the raw wound-

Zack Astor

-he watches him, feeling the slivers of pain when his teeth catch on something; after most of the blood is gone, he tugs his arm away- Good. -he leans in suddenly, down to Fleet's ear- You get to fuck one person. A man, other than me. That's all I'll allow you.

fleet summers

-primly wipes at his lips, making sure there's no trace of blood there- Whoever I want?

Zack Astor

Whoever you want.

fleet summers

That'll be nice. Thank you, Zack

Zack Astor

Good. You'll tell me about it, later. -he pats Fleet on the cheek like an obedient dog before turning and making his way off-

#nicki && zack #nicki && fleet #c: zack 002 #c: fleet 001 #fleet event 002 #zack event 002

[davxdalexander]

Redwood prom! Who do you ask to go with you as your date?

This answer is going to shock everyone but I'm probably not going. So no one.

#ask david