#Sliiiiiiiide

[silversanimewhump]

Dantalian no Shoka | The Mystic Archives of Dantalian

Episode 12

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#Sliiiiiiiide #Anyway #dantalian no shoka #the mystic archives of dantalian #Hugh Anthony Disward #Huey #Huey Whump #whump #anime #anime whump #gif #whump gif #Shot #chased #running for his life #Collapsing #panting #bleeding #blood #Anime Whump gif

[boypussydilf]

WHY DOES HE GO DOEN THE LADDER LIKE THIS I OGNNA CRY

#SLIIIIIIIIDE #I MEAN IT IS KIND OF TOO BIG FOR HIM TO ACTUALLY USE. #WHY THE FUCK DO THEGY HAVE A LADDER THWT BIG #basilposting #frog renaissance #i think it can joining the military for trauma

[borrelia]

NORMAL WAY TO PULL A GUYS DICK OUT. NORMAL.

#THIS IS SO FUNNYEYY #THE WAY SHE JUST. :D *sliiiiiiiide* #myaa

[webslingerofthegalaxy]

Just gonna sliiiiiiiide this in here with my eyes closed so I don't see anything

YA BOY GOT TICKETS!!!!!! BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE. SEE YOU NOVEMBER 17TH

Now I must go, before I see spoilers....

#trolls band together #trolls 3 #dreamworks trolls #trolls

[rudjedet]

Because of this new knowledge on Egyptian penises, I cannot help but imagine a Looney Tunes version of the Seth/Horus saga, where Seth is just chilling with a salad, while Horus' impossibly long and slender dong sliiiiiiiides in from offscreen (torso not visible), complete with slide whistle sound, and coughs up a few dollops of yoghurt while Seth's not looking. I am very sorry.

You should be because my drink, unlike Horus' jizz which came out of Seth's ear only when asked, just came out through my nose unbidden -_-

[koburakodomo]

kobra do you listen to a lot of music? what are ur favorites lately?

“…”

Sliiiiiiiides over a couple mixtapes. This should cover…almost everything?

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZ-RBIPdWzLu0FZltZegxHefVjCxDKVW-&si=tvQs7rHpS5XSVn5d

#the mailbox #jams

[serve-cunt]

my mum has been nagging me to get into tennis ... is it worth it (pitch it to me !!!!)

omg hahahaha YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HER IT'S THE BEST!! I weirdly already wrote out a tennis manifesto for @lazarus-james but basically it's the perfect sport ... you take a bunch of gangly beautiful freaks and one by one you make them stand across a net from each other ... they play the most beautiful game in the world with a scoring system that will take you a full calendar month to understand ... the audience has to be quiet while the ball is in play which!! yes please!!

but as with any sport the fun is in the narrative and tennis has some of the best rivalries in the WORLD e.g. the Big Three (djokovic, federer and nadal), the williams sisters, sampras v agassi AND NOWWWW whatever is happening with the new blood — carlos alcaraz v jannik sinner (my boiiii), iga sviatek v aryna sabalenka v (dare I say it??) coco gauff — and a whole cast of another characters that span from lawful evil to serving cunt (it's a tennis pun!!!)

anyway you should deffo watch and then sliiiiiiiide into my dms and we can talk about my boiii here he is:

gangly fuckin freak of my heart!!!!!

#tennis is literally the perfect sport #LITCHERALLY #beautiful bizarre and full of character #jannik <3

[forthesanityofstorytellers]

Make Me Write Results - Midnight Madness

Well you made me write it. So here ya go.

Counte: 746

Context: Lyra was basically just told a story about a monster that eats ships, was beaten back by a hero, and now lives to eat all the sailors it was robbed of in order to exact revenge on all ships that dare set sail. And was told this while on a ship setting sail through dangerous, dark territory. So. Ya know.

Notes: Perhaps should not have written this so close to bedtime, given the playlist I used.

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When the ship let out a slight groan, Lyra suddenly had the desire to grow very quiet and very small and very still. Her hand reached out for Kasnauo, who was already moving towards her as if drawn in by her fear.

“Kasnauo,” she whispered. “That…it’s just a story, ri–”

She cut off abruptly when the slithering grew louder outside the wooden walls, and she could almost hear something…hissing.

Sliiiiiiiiiiiide

Hissss

Sliiiiiiiide

Hisssssssss

She grabbed at his arm, nothing coming from her mouth but a mere squeak.

“We…” he breathed, “...should be safe-”

They both jumped when the door to the cabin slammed open, lights flashing around the figure of Tgamar.

“To the center!” he hissed. “Now!!”

Lyra stared at him, but her Qwakas was quick, grabbing her elbow and yanking her after him. Tgamar bolted, going into the hallway and to the next door while pointing the other direction. “That way,” he hissed. “To the center of the ship!!”

“What’s going on!?” she managed to sputter as her Qwakas managed to drag her away. “Tgamar?!”

But he didn’t answer. Just shoved the door open and motioned for those inside to follow the same path, some of the workers that had come with them looking around and spotting Lyra and Kasnauo, following quickly.

“Qwakas?!”

He didn’t answer either, his grip tight as a vice on her arm. Whether the grip was nerves or fear for her, she did not know. Could not tell. But she had only seen such a stern look of concentration on his face once or twice before, and it instantly turned her into nothing more than a child, frightened of the storms in the heavens that rained fire.

A sudden crack shook the ship, everyone in the hallway suddenly shaken around like leaves in the wind. Kasnauo’s grip didn’t falter once, even as he pulled Lyra to him and curled around her protectively, even as he was battered more than her, the hallway shaking with a crack that seemed to shudder along the entire length of the ship.

When it stopped, Tgamar was making his way through the line of elks behind, helping up those that had not yet gotten to their feet.

“Move!” he called out, his voice booming through the corridor. “Now!! To the center of–”

The ship cracked again, a thunder noise that was closer this time and sliced through his words as if whatever was outside refused to let him finish. Lyra watched in horror as cracks actually began to form in the wood of the hallway around them, thick black streaks of lightening strikes that shot through the grain and tore it apart.

“Keep going!!” Tgamar boomed, and Kasnauo was up in an instant, hauling Lyra after him again. She flitted her wings to help get back on her feet, but there was barely any time as another crack shot down the hall like an arrow of sound shooting right through her and causing her to cringe and fall with a cry. Kasnauo picked her up and flung her over his shoulder, carrying her and pinning his ears to his head to block out the sounds.

“Center of the ship,” she heard him saying. “Center of the ship.”

Yet when they reached what was surely the end of the hallway, Kasnauo slid to a sudden halt and swore, “by the Maker of the Great Ones.”

She struggled from her spot over his shoulder, wiggling until she could see better.

The hallway had ended indeed.

With a giant chasm between them and the next length of ship. It exposed them to the sea of leaves outside, a few already falling into their side of the ship as things shook once again. It seemed they were hanging onto the other side of the ship by a thread.

“We can make it,” she said firmly. Far more confident than she felt. “We can–”

Her voice died as something wormed it’s way into the opening.

Something large.

Something that made a slithering sound. Followed by a hissing sound.

Lyra watched as the thing that could only be described as a tentacle wormed and wriggled it’s way through the opening, bits of the ship melting at it’s touch. The pieces too thick to melt were simply…absorbed, and they watched as the absorbed bits began to boil inside the massive, translucent blob of skin.

“It’s the creature,” Lyra breathed. “Kasnauo…the great beast. It’s the great beast!!”

The tentacle turned and shot towards them.

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#Midnight Madness #Lyra #Make me write

[snom-pixelates]

IF dsmp character get white lock of hair when die and then come back to life. And C!sam has been around for centuries, living and dying in different vessels. THEN...

*sliiiiiiiides forward headcanon of c!Sam Prime with pure white hair*

aah I have connected the dots i've connected thme can anyone hear me h ell o *RATTLES THE BARS OF MY CAGE*

#snom's rambles #i am Deranged #I am bestowing my blorbo with the highest honor i know *gives him white anime boy hair*

[incarnateirony]

Genuinely funny that the subtext so far is that to end this cycle all god needed to do was give this guy a boyfriend and a dog

God, watching old friend:

God:

God: Oh my I he was just gay

It's really more complicated than that but the choice for his shield to have romantic interest in him has drastically changed the perspective and observation on elements that generally just sliiiiiiiide by unbothered, and the other is a kitsune that's working it all out but we just joke his title is Drog Dog, since Drog is the lord names. Previous shields more prioritized the general nation, which sounds good, but it kinda leaves him to devolve on his own unchecked usually, rather than a partner that lives next door going KION, KION NO. KION I KNOW THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE KION NO, NO BLOOD MAGIC, NO CHAOS MAGIC, KION NO. DON'T MAKE ME BONE YOU INTO SUBMISSION

Is YOUR baby villain about to go bananas and threaten to hit the big red button? Remind him he has a boyfriend he actually kind of likes. FUCK. FUCK I HATE ALL OF YOU GO AWAY STUPID COMFORT LIZARD SO I CAN MAKE BAD CHOICES - him

[timekeepers-cookie-antics]

Sliiiiiiiide.

#cookie run #crowned tk speaks #timekeeper cookie

[yyamask-a]

sliiiiiiiides on in with john for the fear meme owo

fear scale (closed)

"John's probably one of my closest friends from my old life, so it's really a shame Giovanni has him on such a tight leash. He brought me back on Giovanni's orders and I have a hard time believing he didn't know what would happen to me. Most likely he just forced himself to not believe it so he could get the job done. As much as I like John, I can't help but feel like his servitude to Giovanni will always come before his friendship with me."

4/10

#meme answers #turnecoat

[snnydcysarch]

sliiiiiiiides my url in

Send me a url and I'll write some positivity for it.

LEIA LEIA LEIA LEIA LEIAAAAAA!!! MY SWEET BBY GURL!! MY SWEET THANG!! i don't care what you say, but ima keep wondering how the fuck i even won you over all these fucking years. i met you in charli's server and one day you just kept welcoming me every fucking morning and just UWU ILY

AS FOR POSITIVITY FOR YOU??? your writing is OUT OF THIS WORLD. i love how you're not afraid to write rachel's faults cause not many people can do that with their own characters. i genuinely love how her moral compass goes all over the place and you execute it perfectly! not to mention i keep fucking calling you rachel on accident krjegbeskrj BUT I FUCKING LOVE YOU AND ADORE YOU AND WE NEED TO CHAT MORE CAUSE I MISS YOU LIKE HOW MY ASTHMATIC LUNGS MISS BREATHING.

#𝚂𝙸𝙲𝙺𝚈 𝚅𝙸𝙲𝙺𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝙽 . . . positivity

[hoetiia-arc]

Blitzo sliiiiiiiides a cup of coffee towards Stolas. He did say thirsty right? (I wanted to be a dork I hope that's okay)

A slender hand carefully picks up the hot cup of coffee, bringing it up to his beak, prompting the thirsty owl to take a drink of the hot liquid. A pale blush tints the prince's feathers as he smiles softly and peers up at the imp.

❝ Oh, thank you, Blitzy! I have been quite thirsty for something hot~ ❞

#₊‧𐐪♡𐑂‧₊ 𝐈𝐂. #₊‧𐐪♡𐑂‧₊ 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐙𝐘. #rubbcrhose #AHAHAHA! Of course it's okay! #I decided to be a dork in return too. "> v >

[fvcking-damage]

sliiiiiiiide split

#bruins lb

[mnstcrbnll]

@veritasvitae​ ► Ariana:

"Go and get a coffee for me, sweetheart." It's not a request, and it's not very clear whether she's being sweet or insulting. Bah. As long as Ariana doesn't end up with salt and lemon in hers, she'll be pretty happy. (sliiiiiiiiding in for Riku-)

“Oh! On it, maam!!”

Of course, he isn’t the coffee guy in the base... but when an Executive tells you to get them some, he doesn’t see why he shouldn’t do them a favor! In fact, he returns just a few minutes later with a perfect macchiato - no salt nor lemon in it! -, handing it over.

Hey, he’s a loyal little puppy... and if you’re nice to your superiors, they’re going to be nice back when you ask them for a free morning!

“Always a pleasure!”

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