Shipping Week 2019 D5~Eridirk
INFO
-au
-merman eridan
-vampire dirk
-she/they roxy
-mentioned roxy/jane/calliope
TRIGGER WARNINGS
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We start with a young, drunk femme enby in their room. What is their name? You roll your eyes, who else could it be? Roxy Lalonde hears a notification and looks to their computer. She sees two messages, one from Dirk and one from Eridan, if you remember their signs right. A grin spreads on Roxy's face, it looks like the mayhem is about to begin. Settle into your seat, grab some popcorn. It'll be funny, promise. She decides to answer Dirk first.
tT: Roxy.
tT: Roxy.
tT: I need help.
tG: whats up drik?
tG: *dirk
tT: I got a date but I need help.
tG: woah, di-stri came to me fr date help?
tT: Yes. I know. Will you help me?
tG: yeah yah, what do u need help with?
tT: My date's name is Eridan. He's hot and rich, and I need a nice place to take him.
Roxy giggles and you realize Dirk doesn't know that she know's Eridan. What is she up to? What's their evil plan? She turns back to her keyboard to respond with a drunken grin, and grabs their martini, sipping thoughtfully as they type. You hope she doesn't black out this time.
tG: sounds like ur bein a godl digger dirk
tG: *gold
tT: No, I'm just worried that since he's rich, he'll have higher standards. But I'm not very rich either, so I need a really nice but cheap place.
tG: DIRK.
tG: ur a VAMPIRE
tG: uve been around for CENTURIES
tG: HOW are you not rich?
tT: Long story. Any ideas?
tG: take him to a sushi place. high end but reasonablr price
tG: *reasonable
tT: I'll ask him if he likes sushi.
You see Roxy frown. "Oh well," you think, "she can mess with them some other time." We switch to a young gay black vampire with vitiligo and amber-orange eyes, who's standing in a dark room. "Ah," you think, "this must be the author's version of Dirk." And you would be correct. Dirk is currently freaking out about a date and is too distracted to turn on the lamp to shed light that the windows would have provided without the blackout curtains. He switches chat logs to his date's to suggest Roxy's idea.
tT: Hey. Do you like seafood?
cA: NO
cA: I'm allergic, sorry
tT: Don't sweat it. I need to know stuff like that.
Dirk turns away from the computer, biting his thumb. It's pretty obvious he couldn't think of anything, and the best option fell through. He leaves his room, likely to see if different surroundings would help. We switch to a young- "What!?" Please don't interrupt the narration. We switch to a young merman with tan skin, black hair with a purple highlight, and a purple and blue tail. He has gills on his neck and sides and sits at a computer. "How does a computer even work down here?" You think. Plot convenience my dear reader. As you've guessed, this is Eridan.
The merman types away at his computer.
cA: Rox I need some help.
tG: u too?
cA: wwhat do you mean?
tG: nvm, whaddaya need eri
cA: I don't think dirk is comin up wwith any date ideas so i wwanna help out.
tG: oh oh oh, i gto this one
tG: *got
tG: take him to an italian restaraunt
tG: *reswhatever
cA: I'll ask him
cA: dirk, do you like italian food?
We see Dirk freak out for a moment before regaining the little composure he has left. Gotta keep up the cool, nonchalant vibe.
tT: nah, i'm allergic to garlic
cA: oh. wwell its good to knoww
You roll your eyes, "WE HIT 653 WORDS, GET ON WITH THE DATE." Fine, fine.
The two ended up settling for a movie binge at Dirk's place. He was absolutely appalled that Eridan had never seen the Harry Potter movies. Dirk had Rose and Roxy drop them off, and Eridan arrived a short while later. Yes, with legs. Although he does carry a backpack filled with water bottles. Dirk pops some popcorn and puts the movie into the player. Eridan's face lights up at the play menu. He tries not to chug a water in one sitting and Dirk sits next to him. Eridan lays his head on Dirk's cold shoulder, and Dirk wraps an arm around him, pressing play. They wrap themselves in a blanket as the movie starts, and Dirk watches Eridan's reactions. He smiles at every gasp, eye widen, small comment, or grin that passed Eridan's face. Honestly, neither of them realized how late it was until they finished the fourth movie. Eridan panics slightly, calming when he sees he still has water. "I havve to go home noww Dirk, but I enjoyed this. A lot. Wwe should finish this another time."
Dirk smiles at Eridan and nods, "Of course. Do you want me to walk you home? It can be dangerous at night. Eridan shakes his head, "No, I'll be okay. I'm newwly equipped wwith spells." They laugh at Eridan's joke, and Eridan bends slightly to reach Dirk's cheek. He kisses it, making Dirk's brain fry and his face flush. Dirk makes the wise choice of not talking. He just smiles and grabs Eridan's hand, bowing and kissing it like the fancy bitch deserves. Eridan leaves and both parties talk to Roxy about it later, telling them how much they liked it. Roxy laughs at how clueless and lovesick both guys are. Having their two best friends rant about how much they liked each other to them is surprisingly fun. Maybe she could invite them to a double date with them, Calliope, and Jane. Oh, the disaster that would ensue.
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ACT OMEGA PART 11
THE 27/10/16 UPDATE
ABOUT DAMN TIME I GOT TO HERE AINT IT! Geez, I need to hurry up and get caught up to that new update so I have a good excuse for being lazy. ANyways, this should be the Calliope and Jane interaction. Also, am I the only one who thinks most people pronounce calliope weird? its always like, Call-e-ope-e or cal-i-ope, but I think it’s just Call-e-ope. I dunno, whatta you folks think?
blep
CALLIOPE: (oh!)
CALLIOPE: (Um, hello again jane. ^u^)
Dammit she’s adorable.
JANE: (I’m sorry, am I interrupting anything?)
JANE: (You seemed to be taking a pretty engrossed gander at that house door thing.)
CALLIOPE: (oh no i was jUst admiring it. nothing important.)
CALLIOPE: (although... i was doing a little thinking as well.)
JANE: (Really? What about?)
JANE: (If you don’t mind sharing, that is.)
CALLIOPE: (not at all!)
CALLIOPE: (well, the main sUbject of my thoUghts has jUst been shock for how i am even here for this moment.)
CALLIOPE: (after it became clear that i was never meant to even play the game session i was a part of, despite my foolish hopes...)
CALLIOPE: (i was certain that the Ultimate reward was forever oUtside my grasp.)
CALLIOPE: (and yet, here i am!)
CALLIOPE: (it almost feels like i’m cheating.)
CALLIOPE: (i have hardly done anything deserving of any reward, let alone the Ultimate one. u-u;)
Aw, don’t be like that Calliope! You may not have played much of an active role in the story, but that doesn’t mean you weren’t 100% necessary! Honestly, where would the Alpha Kids be without you? I think you’ve earned this by enduring the bullshit you’re brother has put you through, and doing what was best for the completion of the game, and survival of your friends.
JANE: (That name really is a bit misleading, isn’t it?)
JANE: (It seems so... grandiose.)
JANE: (I’m not sure if I’m all that fond of it.)
CALLIOPE: (really?)
JANE: (Mhm.)
JANE: (Especially considering, well...)
JANE: (My behavior today hasn’t exactly been worthy of accolades either.)
JANE: (In fact I think I may have done more harm than good for the majority of my session!)
JANE: (Or maybe even further back than that!!)
JANE: (I don’t mean to be insensitive when I say this, Callie, but...)
JANE: (Throughout this entire mess, at least you have been innocent of any real wrongdoing.)
JANE: (Which is more than can be said for me.)
AWGH, dont be like that JANE..... ALl these sad girls need to stop worrying about WORTH n shit. You all played your role dammit.
CALLIOPE: (oh...)
CALLIOPE: (yoU’re referring to the things yoU mentioned in yoUr story?)
JANE: (I killed my best friend.)
JANE: (And out of such petty jealousy!)
JANE: (I might be able to foist blame upon the Batterwitch, for manipulating me into hurting my friends.)
JANE: (But she was only able to do that because they were already inclinations I had, deep down!)
JANE: (Couldn’t I have resisted more?)
JANE: (What does that say about me?)
JANEY
SHUt UR MOUTH
iT says youre a human with human emotions.
CALLIOPE: (but roxy is here! she’s fine!)
DAYum RIGHT roxy is fiiiiiine
CALLIOPE: (she may be a slightly different version of roxy than the one yoU knew, bUt certainly that is better than losing her forever, isn’t it?)
CALLIOPE: (living in a world withoUt roxy in it...)
CALLIOPE: (that woUld sUrely be a terrible fate!)
Yes it would. Because youUUU LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HEEEEERRRR
JANE: (Oh certainly!)
JANE: (You have no idea how relieved I am that despite my horrific deeds, I still have the people that matter most to me in my life.)
JANE: (Including my dad!!)
JANE: (I’ve missed him so much.)
JANE: (I’m almost afraid to ask if he knows about what I did...)
JANE: (And if not, would I ever be able to tell him?)
JANE: (He’d be so ashamed of me.)
Pretty sure his only emotion is proud. BUT COME ON JANE, youre worrying about the wrong shit. these people, im tellin ya. they never wanna let go of the paST.
CALLIOPE: (jane, i am not very familiar with the concepts of fathers and families.)
CALLIOPE: (these are very hUman things which, despite my preoccUpations, are still qUite foreign. u-u;)
CALLIOPE: (bUt i think i may be learning slowly by seeing how all of yoU are immediately drawn to each other.)
CALLIOPE: (and from what i have learned, i don’t think yoU need to worry, jane.)
CALLIOPE: (we are all just glad that yoU are here, i am certain of it!)
JANE: (... Thank you, Callie.)
JANE: (The same goes for you, you know!)
CALLIOPE: (oh yes! I really am qUite happy to be here and not dead!)
CALLIOPE: (i jUst wish that i coUld have been a little more UsefUl...)
CALLIOPE: (perhaps if i had managed to contribUte at least a little more, i woUld not feel qUite so oUt of place.)
JANE: (It’s alright to feel a tad ill at ease.)
JANE: (Nobody expects you to be immediately hunky dory with all of this buddy chummy hullabaloo.)
Hah. No comment, other than that I love this line. This interaction is sweet.
JANE: (In fact I’m certain not even all us humans are on the same page.)
JANE: (So your discomfort, in a way, is a very good indication that you fit right in.)
no kidding. Is there anybody here who feels comfortable? Maybe Rose and Jade.
CALLIOPE: (thank yoU jane. that sentiment really means a lot. ^u^)
CALLIOPE: (bUt i mUst admit that it is a little odd to think of myself in sUch a way.)
CALLIOPE: (i have always been an oUtsider looking in. never trUly part of anything larger than myself.)
CALLIOPE: (thinking aboUt parents and siblings, well.)
CALLIOPE: (my only experience with anything of the sort was my brother.)
OH, that actually reminds me of the lil fucker. Where IS caliborn? he defeated his denizen and did a thing with the clock. SOoo, what’s his gameplan now?
JANE: (Oh, yeah. THAT jerk.)
JANE: (Do you really need to think about him any more, Callie?)
JANE: (I know I will be perfectly happy to never deal with him and his sordid affairs ever again!!)
CALLIOPE: (it’s not a particUlarly happy thing to ponder, no.)
CALLIOPE: (bUt nonetheless it’s what i have.)
CALLIOPE: (and despite how awfUl it may have been, i think it warrants reflection.)
CALLIOPE: (there is something aboUt oUr shared experience growing Up that makes me feel... connected to him, still.)
CALLIOPE: (i wonder if maybe that connection is at all what family is like.)
I think that connection is what sharing a body for most of your life is like. Thouuugh... They hated each other, sure. But they probably relied on each other for everything as well. So perhaps that could build up a sort of familial attachment.
JANE: (I don’t really know, Calliope. I’m hardly an expert on the subject.)
JANE: (But from what I understand, family is really quite a multifaceted thing.)
JANE: (And the sort of connection you’re describing could certainly be part of it, I think.)
JANE: (Some might say you cannot choose your family, and that they are an important part of who you are no matter what.)
JANE: (For better or for worse.)
I mean, I agree with that to some extent. But really it depends on what kinda “family” you’re talking about. Blood, or bonds.
CALLIOPE: (hmmm...)
Ooh, that’s a pretty good panel. Also, his godtier makes me think....... It’s kinda funny how sburb identified calliope and caliborn as two seperate entities, giving them two different godtiers. would it have been like that even if neither have them had taken control?? Bluh, im sure it wont matter.
CALLIOPE: (that may be trUe.)
CALLIOPE: (however...)
CALLIOPE: (i do feel like whatever relationship we had was not trUly any sort of familial bond.)
CALLIOPE: (at least not like anything i have seen thUs far in hUmans.)
CALLIOPE: (we called each other siblings oUt of convenience, bUt in reality, we were competitors in a game larger than even that which spawns Universes.)
CALLIOPE: (technically, i was the loser in the race to predominate and participate in oUr session.)
CALLIOPE: (but in that yet larger game...)
CALLIOPE: (which i think one might call the game of life.)
You mean...
obvious joke im sorry.
CALLIOPE: (it seems like i might be the winner.)
CALLIOPE: (i think maybe, given that, i am beginning to Understand what my alternate self meant when she told me to "live"...)
CALLIOPE: (becaUse we both know my brother well. and it seems there is no version of him that will ever be able to finish his childish games.)
CALLIOPE: (he will stay the way he is forever, never able to move on and jUst live. never knowing that sUch a path, which he views with sUch disdain, is likely far more rewarding!)
Yeah, he doesn’t seem like one to settle down and have a good ol’ time relaxing with friends and family.
:D
JANE: (Callie, that’s it!!)
:O
CALLIOPE: (hUh??)
JANE: (That’s why it’s called the ultimate reward!)
JANE: (We don’t have to play this drab old game anymore.)
JANE: (This is our ticket to move on to the much bigger adventure awaiting us.)
JANE: (Letting go of the past and learning from it...)
JANE: (Puzzling out what it means to have a family.)
JANE: (All of that. Living life to the fullest.)
JANE: (That’s the ultimate reward!)
You know, that does seem likely. THAT’S probably definitely it. I mean, it’s fitting. the whole GOAL is to get out of this fucking game and live a new life mature in your new universe.
CALLIOPE: (i think yoU’re right, jane!)
CALLIOPE: (we jUst stUmbled Upon that realization qUite accidentally, didn’t we?)
JANE: (Actually, Callie. I think it might be because you are just that clever and insightful.)
CALLIOPE: (oh, shUcks... u^u;)
JANE: (You are definitely a winner in my book. And I’m glad you might be a winner in yours, too.)
CALLIOPE: (i am certainly getting there.)
CALLIOPE: (maybe someday soon i will be able to more fUlly come to terms with all this.)
CALLIOPE: (bUt... there’s no rUsh, right?)
CALLIOPE: (so long as we are looking forward, instead of back.)
JANE: (That’s the ticket!)
JANE: (Cheers, to winning!)
CALLIOPE: (to winning! ^u^)
Daw, you two. Well, it seems like they had a positive resolution! They’ve discovered what the ultimate reward is! And Callies gona get all good at accepting herself as a big WINNER. HOOray! Im guessing they’ll be moving onto the next pair now, which should be Karkat and Dave.
Yup, character select screen. TO THE DAVEKAT GAYS!
Karkat’s anxious, Dave’s like come on man we fuckin won dont be anxious.
DAVE: (dude)
DAVE: (relax)
KNew it.
DAVE: (i can practically hear you thinking yourself into another shitfit)
DAVE: (john looks about ready to twist the shit out of that magic doorknob)
DAVE: (i thought youd be relieved or something)
KARKAT: (I CAN’T HELP IT.)
KARKAT: (I’M NERVOUS, OK?)
KARKAT: (LAST TIME I WAS IN THIS POSITION, IT DIDN’T TURN OUT SO WELL.)
OH what could you mean by that? it wasnt so bad. A devil dog appeared slaughtered the fuck out of a door, traveled across your world and destroyed your planets, then murdered all of your dream selves.
KARKAT: (AND I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE WE’RE FORGETTING SOMETHING IMPORTANT.)
KARKAT: (MAYBE SEVERAL SOMETHINGS.)
KARKAT: (LIKE...)
KARKAT: (WHERE THE FUCK IS GAMZEE?)
KARKAT: (VRISKA JUST SHOVED HIM IN THAT HUNGER TRUNK WHEN SHE REALIZED WE WERE ABOUT TO SHOW UP, AND THEN KEPT HIM THERE SO HE WOULDN’T "CAUSE TROUBLE”.)
KARKAT: (BUT I GUESS HE JUST WENT ON AN INTERPLANETARY ADVENTURE! WHERE COULD HE BE? HAS HE BROKEN OUT YET? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS!)
NOpe, he’s still very much trapped in the fridge.
DAVE: (yeah that is uh)
DAVE: (actually kind of concerning)
KARKAT: (YOU THINK?!)
KARKAT: (AND WHAT ABOUT THE MAYOR? AND THE SPRITES, WHERE DID THEY FUCK OFF TO?)
DAVE: (look man well figure it out alright)
DAVE: (were not just gonna up and leave without everyone accounted for)
DAVE: (like seriously how could we ever abandon the mayor)
DAVE: (were going back for him thats not even up for debate)
KARKAT: (THANK GOD AT LEAST SOMEONE AROUND HERE HAS THEIR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.)
FInally, some people who are worrying about the RIGHT things. I mean, jeeez. all these people worrying about their pasts and worth, when they need to be prepared to face a more dangerous threat if one comes. ANYWAys
Thats all for this update. Hope my content was enough to satisfy you... 8 followers?? Jeez. Boy am i POPUlAR.
Seriously though, I dont know if its just because im starting out, but every follower is feeling like a big deal. Sooo... thanks to you who are following me.
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