#Teal's TMAGP takes

[brettanomycroft]

on a scale of "threw myself off a cliff for money 🤑" to "was thrown down the stairs of my murder dungeon by my interdimensional doppelganger 💀" how Darrien are you?

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[brettanomycroft]

"hostile work environment" is just about the funniest CW a person could put on an episode about a man who is forced to hunt down his own staff and then prepare them as a meal like "yeah the vibes at work today were rancid"

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[brettanomycroft]

Still not over the fact that Gwen had this horrible, traumatizing experience and then she comes to work and suddenly out of the blue it seems as though Alice is being nice to her? And Gwen is so stunned at the idea that Alice remembered her and did this considerate thing for her? But then in reality we all know it was just an accident?

Definitely not over the fact that you can hear the moment where Gwen breaks and that vulnerability comes through. But then not a minute later Celia shows up and Gwen remembers that she's not supposed to show weakness - that's not something she's allowed and so that's not something she will do. The snap and shift broke me.

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[brettanomycroft]

Alyssa Beck in 1995

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[brettanomycroft]

Forget "Mr. Bonzo's On His Way," my favorite tune in The Magnus Protocol is Sam playing Alice like a fiddle on repeat.

#I love my baby boy Sam #But you can't tell me he's not a manipulative little shrimp #High EQ #He knows how to get her off his back about Celia #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp vague #TMAGP EP 12 #scheduled post #the magnus protocol #TMAGP #samama khalid #alice dyer #celia ripley #sam khalid #Teal's TMAGP takes

[brettanomycroft]

"Managing the bad guys"?

The computers have started talking out of nowhere, your IT manager had a mental breakdown and is now sneaking into his own place of work, one of your external operators just stole a corpse, two of your employees broke into a condemned building where a man had his eyes ripped out(?) and have possibly unleashed a new and vengeful horror, another one of your employees woke up on the side of a motorway with no memories of how she got there, your externals liaison girlbossed too close to the sun and is in the middle of an existential crisis, and there's still 👏no👏tea👏in the👏break room👏!

The O.I.A.R. is managing bad guys the way I "manage" my anxiety or "manage" my time.

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[brettanomycroft]

I didn't have "Sam enters DILF territory" on my Protocol bingo card and YET-

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[brettanomycroft]

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[brettanomycroft]

bad time to be a guy named darrien

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