#This is all lighthearted fun! Please don't be offended by these sjkdsdffds

[fudgecake-charlie]

Calling you out via your favourite hermit

(Brainstormed in the Hermitblr server! Credit given.)

Grian: Wants to go apeshit. You use “feral” and “bastard” way too much Iskall: Please turn off your computer dude please it’s been on for months pl Mumbo: You either feel like a redstone genius or don’t know how a repeater works. There is no in-between. (Rest of the active hermits under the cut!)

Xisuma: I am so sorry about whatever childhood trauma you have Zed: You just wanna be a kid again, man. You’re not wrong for solving things differently I promise Impulse: You want a nice dad. Also, you wish you had that amount of motivation Tango: You want a fun dad. Get some sunlight please Joe: Ah, a Lemon Demon fan! You are absolutely Not cishet Cleo: You are Not cishet- probably a lesbian, let’s be honest Cub: You either get things done in incredibly short amounts of time, or you procrastinate and constantly start new ones. You Want To Be Him TFC: The older generation has done nothing but shit on you. Are you okay? Do you need a hug? Stress: Life is way too much. You watched Stampy and Stacyplays as a kid and you want to feel that way again xB: Hey maybe you should like. go outside and get a friend or two Etho: Tax evasion is your only joke. Please stop being a Minecraft elitist Bdubs: You’ve either been watching him since 2013 or for 2 months, either way you dont have a good father figure in your life Hypno: Insulting the person you’re crushing on isn’t a valid way to flirt. Be nice and pine like the rest of us Keralis: How does it feel to giggle at fart jokes Docm: You... you really don’t have to be that competitive Ren: You kept playing make believe until 11 years old. Please stop saying “my dude” Beef: Daddy issues part [???] False: You probably have anxiety, do you need a hug or a rest day or something Wels: You’re neurodivergent. If you think you’re not, go check Scar: I never knew someone could be such a Disney simp. You probably love the song “appetite of a people pleaser” Jevin: I don’t know why you’re here, either. You own a gamer chair and think yelling “’MURICA!!!!” at people is funny CREDIT, some partially, some fully: Amphoterism (Grian, Mumbo, Xisuma, Joe, Doc, Jevin), Nez queen (Iskall, xB, Etho, Bdubs, Hypno, Ren, Beef, Jevin), mumboisnotafk (Joe, Cleo, Impulse, TFC, Etho, False) Liz zardii (cub), Alfamangle (Stress)

#xbcrafted #grian #mumbo #joehillsTSD #iskall85 #I'm. I'm not gonna tag all the active hermits I'm sorry #This is all lighthearted fun! Please don't be offended by these sjkdsdffds #the words of a fudgecake #RB and tag who you're favourites are and how called out you feel! #hermitcraft