#This post brought to you by literally stepping outside the Belfry as Red Robin to find a hostage situation on my front step

[thebibliosphere]

Y'know how the phrase the New York Minute is "a very short span of time" or, as some local New Yorkers have informed me, the amount of time it takes for the traffic light to turn green and for the cab behind you to honk their horn and shout "fucking move, asshole!"

The Gotham Minute is the amount of time it takes for you to step outside your door and see a crime. Or to commit a crime. No one's really picky.

#gotham #dc universe #This post brought to you by literally stepping outside the Belfry as Red Robin to find a hostage situation on my front step #'GCPD inbound' the fuck you are #you're all the way over there hiding behind the dumpsters #I can see you #gotham knights game