#Thor: oh of COURSE your kid is stab-happy too....... annndd the nostalgia is hitting me :') they grow up so fast :')) feels like only yeste-

[worstloki]

Hela: you are my father

Loki: oh.

Loki: OH.

Loki: huh, okay.

Loki: REALLY?!

Loki: hm.

Loki: i can work with this,

Loki, imitating Odin, waving an arm around: put those swords away or you're grounded!

Hela: *sulkingly puts swords away*

Thor: how did that work?!?!

Hela: you're also HIS father *points to Fenrir*

Loki: i'm sorry but... whAT?? HOW???

Hela: yeah, im... not actually sure how that one happened either

#yes hello hi it's me again and im thinking about how ragnarok would've been 20x funnier if time shenanigans had Hela/Fen be Loki's kids #so #maybe Odin adopted them or whatever but biologically Loki #and Hela is like 'oh hello father funny to see you here' and Loki is just 'who? what!! me?!?! no i dont have any kids!!' #Thor: you have kids?!?!?!??!?! I'm an U N C L E ?!?! #Loki: no!! i don't i swear!! #Hela: *pulls out swords* you're my least favourite uncle #Thor: oh of COURSE your kid is stab-happy too....... annndd the nostalgia is hitting me :') they grow up so fast :')) feels like only yeste- #Loki: *freaking out* i. don't. have. any. kids. #Fenrir will attack Thor and everything but not if Loki is shielding him #Bruce Banner who has read the myths: oh :) loki has kids :) hopefully they wont destroy the world :) who knows with him though :) #Thor: oh did i mention that asgard is built on imperialism #Bruce Banner: maybe loki and his kids should get to destroy the world a little. as a treat.

[godofstory]

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

sneaky snakes admiring and insulting their grey head boyfriend at the same time

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5323 notes • Posted 2021-06-16 15:34:52 GMT

#4

Venom and Eddie's life together is exactly how we pictured it in our fanfictions

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6103 notes • Posted 2021-05-10 14:42:39 GMT

#3

where's the lie?

9200 notes • Posted 2021-07-06 20:50:37 GMT

#2

"your ship is not canon in the MCU,stop it" honey everything is canon in the MCU now,join us :)))))))

13289 notes • Posted 2021-07-14 12:18:26 GMT

#1

if that's not how the next episode starts, then I don't want it

14977 notes • Posted 2021-06-30 14:20:27 GMT

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