#VERSE || The bee is domesticated but not tamed

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“I really do need more women recruits...” She’d mutter.

#verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed #IC || I am the Wasp that stings #OPEN || Words are like bees some create honey and others leave a sting

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Anonymous:

Bi-Han peeks his head in, "Do we REALLY need more females?"

“For my own sanity, yes.” 

#Do you know the ratio of men to women we have? #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed

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Folklore starters (x)

@hirako5hinji​ said:

“I just wanted you to know that this is me trying.” That's what he's saying with conviction, while lying on her office couch like a deflated tire-

Soifon stood within the doorframe, staring and so clearly unimpressed by the shenanigans of the Gobantai's very own lamentable Captain. Her attention shot beyond the deflated blonde, cold slates narrowing then onto the much larger and oafish Lieutenant of hers, who let them in. Omaeda himself looking as guilty as could be but, knowing in his actions of letting the other stay.   

"Trying to get on my nerves?" She'd retort, finally letting out a sigh as she stepped forwards, passing by both to reach her desk. Delicately flickering through the pile of papers she'd done earlier in the morning, "I had no doubts on your abilities to perform that, and in fact, you've far exceeded expectations. Maybe you should take a vacation from it. Go annoy someone else for a change? I believe Captain Hitsugaya would welcome a fresh idiocy in his office. " 

#hirako5hinji #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed

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@hattoris​ said:

Leaves a small rose on her desk

After a perusal of the nearby halls and their newest installments with Omaeda, Soifon wandered back to her office. Before the pair even reached the office doors, Soifon could feel a familiar energy, but as soon as she'd reached the door and opened it, it was gone. The majority, anyways. The air within her office was now faintly scented, both by the budded flower and a distinct personal of the 2nd, but Soifon made no sudden moves to locate either or. She simply traipsed through the confined space, plucking the rose from her desk as she arrived and examining it briefly.

"Has it been three months already?" She'd note, waving a hand then to gesture to Omaeda, of whom, then and almost immediately, brought forward a small bottle vase to house the thorny stem. Soifon would wave again, shooing him off with a simple command, "Fill it with some water. There's no sense in letting it wither and die so soon."

Omaeda blinked, letting his gaze drop and track for a moment before nodding. He didn't see any reason it needed to be preserved personally. That much was written all over his face. But, it was an order from his Captain, so he was obliged to follow, lest he incur her wrath, "Uh, right away, Captain!"

Once Omaeda had skaddled out the door again, Soifon sank into her chair, picking a pen up and tapping it into it's inkwell, "You seem to be as shy as ever, Bi-han," she'd call out, just loud enough that the other would hear in their lurking.  

#hattoris #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed

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@midnightactual​ replied 

Bambietta vc: "... baby isn't high enough..."

“...That’s the one that caught you’re eye...?”

#midnightactual #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed

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@semplicementerojuro​ asked:

The 3am violin playing commences once again, but this time there are cats singing sadly since he's playing a sad song.

An irritable and quite exhausted Soifon had flopped onto her futon, curling up in the warmth of its sheets and the comfort it offered after a long day. Even the effort to shed her clothing from the day had too much to ask of her, which might've been for the better this night as it seemed her slumber, brief as it had been, was interrupted by the familiar yowls of local feline to the tune of a violin. Her eyes squinted, and she'd sought relief at first from the noise by burying her head beneath the cover of her pillow. It wasn't the greatest, but they couldn't play on all night after all, right?

 ...Right?

Five minutes passed, then ten, and by the fifthteen minute mark, Soifon was up on her feet. A swift yank of the door slamming it open and letting a flurry of kunai fly from the dark depths of her home, aimed towards the source of the commotion, with care to avoid the felines and the hopes of, at the very least, marring her neighbor if not his instrument for the late-night disturbance.

#semplicementerojuro #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed

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@ice-cold-shihoin​ said:

"I would be happy to join your ranks. Only if you wanted me to." Yuuno bats her eyelashes at Soifon. 

Soifon blinked, staring at the other for a minute, maybe two in dazed silence. She was just... taken aback.  

“But, of course. You’re always welcome to the 2nd, Lady Yuuno.” It was the Shihoins that led it up to this point. That may prove for some other issues down the line but, she’d cross that bridge when she came to it. Which... may be sooner rather than later.  

#ice-cold-shihoin #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed

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@ice-cold-shihoin​ said:

"Lady Soifon, that yellow dress looks beautiful on you!"

Soifon blinked a few times as soft pink hue slowly spread across her cheeks.

“Ah? I don’t think—er, it’s nothing all that special, Lady Yuuno” It was a rather plain piece after all. 

#ice-cold-shihoin #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed

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Platonic Sentence  Starters (x)

@hirako5hinji​ asked:

❝Missed your bestie?❞ //bc we missed u both!!! =u=

Soifon let out a low, hissing groan. Here she’d thought to been rid of her headaches, yet here came one prancing in, “That depends, did Mish go somewhere?” 

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Anonymous asked (In regards to this post): 

Wait….can she really? (Asking partly in curiosity and partly in awe)

I would, without a doubt, say that Soifon (and most of the female cast of Bleach) could decimate watermelons between their thighs.

Soifon’s fighting style, as we’ve seen, is very reliant on her legs from speed and power to just flat out attacks. She’s a kicker and stabber.

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@mccncutter​ asked:

Raises hand to join Squad. Realizes she wants only female recruits. Lowers hand slowly.

Squints at, “You’d be better suited for the 10th.”

#mccncutter #what's the saying? #like Father like son? #// Unrelated note: #tell me why my brain read your name as Mc Nutter instead of Mccn cutter #and i was just #i didnt even question it either #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed

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@codename-freya​ said:

"If I wasn't always picking fights then maybe I could be a good fit?" It's a terrible idea for Kaisa as she is a wrecking ball, but she does respect Soi Fon enough to not cause the captain grief.

“Kick the idiots’ asses in gear and I’d welcome you with open arms.” She didn’t have all the time in the world to do it herself. So, why not delegate it?

#codename-freya #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed

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@the-lightning-underdog​​ said:

"Goddamn, you're such a pain in my ass! But there's nobody else I would want in the trenches with me when things go to shit. Soooo, Soifon, I ap...app....ppreeeeeci....fucking hell..." he growled. "What I'm trying to say is I appreciate you!" (Awww, he's actually trying to be nice to her. And clearly it hurts!)

Soifon blinked, staring at Kouta with a deadpan look as he struggled before her smirk returned.

"Gross, who would want your appreciation anyways?" Soifon said, clearly chuffed but waving a hand to clear the space as if their appreciation were an airborne affliction rather than simple recognition. 

#answered #the-lightning-underdog #thelightningunderdog #Aw #shes #Well... #she's appreciative in her own ways I guess #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed

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Folklore starters (x)

@the-lightning-underdog​ said:

“You knew you won, so what’s the point of keeping score?“

Soifon, with a sorted glee, drew another chalk tally down the board, leaving the current score at precisely... 134 - 23. The thin doweling of chalk would rest within it’s grooved container with a soft ‘clack’ before she’d pivot herself, presenting that smug, inexorable look to her opponent’s contrasting exasperation. 

“So you’d know just how badly you lost,” 

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Canon inspired starters (x)    

@the-lightning-underdog​ said:

"i try to make decisions that don’t force me to spill blood"

Her wrist flicked, snapping the excess blood from the edge of her kunai. She dug a small square of nuguigami from her pocket, ignoring Kouta's protest for the moment and squeezing the paper square around the weapon. It made quick work of the remaining blood, soaking it up in a single stroke and leaving the metallic surface clean.

"And I try to make efficient decisions," Soifon balled the stained paper up, stuffing it into a different pocket before she finally turned her attention to Kouta again, "Now, are you going to stand there and whine the whole time, or are you going to get to work?"

#thelightningunderdog #the-lightning-underdog #answered #When is this? #who knows #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed

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Canon inspired starters (x)  

@ice-cold-shihoin​ said:

"how am i to decide anything if twenty different people tell me to pursue their version of ‘the right thing’?"

Soifon tilted the kettle forwards, pouring the young Mistress another cup's worth of tea. Honeyed liquid rushed to fill porcelain while soft steam from its' warmth gathered and pillared, and she'd steal a glance up to listen to their growls and issued complaints.

"I'm sure this may come off as odd coming from me," She paused, carefully sliding the cup over to Yuuno before she gathered her own to fill, "But, perhaps you shouldn't heed to the desires of others, and simply pursue your vision of 'the right thing'?"  The biting irony of her advice was not lost on herself but more... purposely ignored.

#icecoldshihoin #ice-cold-shihoin #answered #verse || the bee is domesticated but not tamed