#Vader: they tried to put me on the cover of vogue but my legs were too long

[the-music-maniac]

It always makes me so sad thinking about what Anakin had to go through after Mustafar but regardless what never ceases to crack me up is the fact that Palpatine realized his apprentice now had Adjustable Legs™ and went "yeah make that bitch seven feet tall, do it"

#like i did some googling #anakin was 188 cm aka 6'2 #vader was 203 cm aka 6'9 #first of all NOICE #second of all this bitch palpatine gave him SEVEN INCHES OF HEIGHT. FIFTEEN CENTIMETERS #sIR #Vader now has legs for days just bc #Vader: they tried to put me on the cover of vogue but my legs were too long #oh god why #anakin skywalker #darth vader #sheev palpatine #star wars prequels #star wars #obiwan kenobi