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#WTF @a-butter-churner JUST TOLD ME THEY ALL DIED IN SOPHOMORE YEAR AND WERE RESURRECTED AS WORSHIPPERS TO A NAMELESS GOD OF RAGE??
wolfdijon · 28 days
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the rat grinders
idk almost anything about fantasy high but I think the rat grinders are hilarious because imagine a group of kids just going into the forest every day to kill hundreds and hundreds of rats for YEARS. pew pew zap squeaks of terror BOOM free xp imagine being level twelve and never seeing actual combat imagine going on your first quest and you just blow everyone else out of the water because you're insanely overleveled. they're the rat grinders because they literally GRIND RATS. RATS. bahahahhahaha imagine being thrown into your first quest and it's something "suitable for your level" and you don't know anything about practical adventuring because all of your xp and so-called "experience" has come from killing beings lesser than you
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