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cyber-streak-2 · 3 days
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Windblade: Let’s clear the air. Are there any more lies I should know about?
Starscream: Yes.
Windblade: Well?
Starscream: Well, there’s a bunch of things. But I’m gonna space them out so I won’t look like such a bad person.
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cyber-streak-2 · 3 days
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Rodimus: We can have our nervous breakdowns later. Everyone get it together!
Ultra Magnus: Fine, but when we do get to have our nervous breakdowns, I go first.
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cyber-streak-2 · 3 days
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Marissa: You doing all right in there, Thundercracker?
Thundercracker: I am creating evil writing with my evil hands on my evil keyboard.
Marissa: Okay, glad you’re having fun.
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cyber-streak-2 · 3 days
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Tailgate: Whirl! Something bad happened.
Whirl: I love that I never get a moments peace.
Whirl: Seriously, I’m not being sarcastic. I get bored easily.
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cyber-streak-2 · 8 months
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Starscream: Soundwave, hack into their cameras.
Soundwave: Of course. Let me just load my “Tap into every security camera in the Autobots base” app.
Soundwave: *Taps on a screen*
Soundwave: I apologize if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t; I am in.
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cyber-streak-2 · 16 days
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Megatron: So, your plan failed?
Rodimus: It didn’t fail. It was pre-successful.
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cyber-streak-2 · 21 days
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Knockout: Do you have a self-care routine?
Starscream: “Keep going bitch” said to myself in different accents.
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cyber-streak-2 · 8 months
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Knockout: Megatron, Soundwave, and Starscream collectively share one braincell.
Breakdown: And who has it now?
Knockout: Soundwave. He always has it.
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cyber-streak-2 · 1 month
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First Aid: When was the last time you slept?
Pharma: What month is it?
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cyber-streak-2 · 21 days
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Starscream: I went through an entire character arc recently.
Starscream: ...I became more evil if you’re curious.
Windblade: Don’t worry, there’s still time for a redemption arc!
Starscream: I’m going to get worse on purpose.
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cyber-streak-2 · 23 days
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Starscream: I had a dream that you were my therapist, but all you did was call me a bitch.
Knockout: Bitch.
Breakdown: Dreams do come true.
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cyber-streak-2 · 7 months
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Rodimus, about a wounded Ultra Magnus: Is he going to be okay?
Ratchet, nodding: Yes, just keep applying pressure.
Rodimus, leaning in closer to Ultra Magnus: If you die, then Megatron, Whirl, Brainstorm, and Swerve will have no supervision.
Ratchet: Not like that!
Rodimus: It’s true!
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cyber-streak-2 · 4 months
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Ratchet: I need you.
Drift: For?
Ratchet: Ever.
Drift, voice cracking: Oh.
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cyber-streak-2 · 3 months
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Krok: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
Fulcrum: The afterlife, I guess.
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cyber-streak-2 · 4 months
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Megatron: Optimus has foiled my plans for the last time!
Starscream: The last time today, perhaps.
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cyber-streak-2 · 11 months
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Rung: What is wrong with you?
Whirl: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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