#Yoda is fuckable and yaddle is a lesbian I don’t make the rules

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Grogu is just a mutant cat looking for a shin to rub against and frankly, so are Yoda and Yaddle. If Din tried to do that tiktok trend (while filming for SpaceTok?????? Ya) where you try and step out of a cat’s way so they can’t claim you, Grogu would get so pissed he’d eventually try and pull Din in with the force and nearly dies when Din’s leg gets swept out from under him and falls on the baby. Whoops.

Yoda canonically pulls Dooku (kiddo Dooku) in with the force to rub on his face and head in a cuddle so if anyone argues with me, they’re wrong.

#star wars #Grogu #Yoda #yaddle #I need to tell the world my bad ideas every other day #so no one mistakes this blog for a place of worth #Yoda is fuckable and yaddle is a lesbian I don’t make the rules #they’re all mutant cats not trolls #tho the idea of someone pointing at grogu in Dins arms one day #who knew of Yoda from a fanboy/fangirl obsession #and just loudly goes ‘ITS A BABY TROLL OH MY GOD’ #and for a hot minute there din thinks Grogu’s species are called trolls???? #till Ahsoka laughs herself sick and explains to him and Luke everyone used to call him an old troll #and he is in fact an unknown species but everyone calls him a troll #and it probably started when he was young cause his species is known to pull pranks #anyways I got ideas of negative worth #I pay you guys for the brain damage you allow me to give you #din djarin