#a college au where steve is a business major because of daddy and on academic probation for the third quarter in a row

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college au where billy likes to come up behind steve at parties, wrap his arm around steve’s middle, and announce proudly we’re trying for a baby to steve’s mortification.

bonus points if they’re not together.

extra bonus points if steve lets billy rawdog him every night his roommate is gone.

hard-mode bonus-bonus points if steve’s roommate isn’t actually gone.

extra credit if steve is the one who told billy to lose the rubber in the first place.

a+ if steve still lets billy into his pants after this joke and billy learns nothing.

#food for thoughts #things to chew on #harringrove #billy hargrove #my stories #idk either but go with me #a college au where steve is a business major because of daddy and on academic probation for the third quarter in a row #billy is a computer science major acing his classes and a scholarship kid who skips out on sleep to go to every frat party #they meet at a party where steve is nursing himself thru a heartbreak and billy is blowing one of his TAs #their eyes meet across the room and its sort-of-friends-with-benefits at first sight