#a ducking street sweeper had me in a cold sweat

[imagineshazamlokimight]

So I was woken up by a siren and freaked the fuck out thinking Australia actually had sirens for like weather and bombs. (My country town has like only school drill sirens )

It was just the fucking street sweeper getting stuck in our street reversing and fucking around.

Half asleep humans panic over stupid shit. Our human monkey brains do not do well when groggy. It’s either continue to sleep or you’re like me and it runs away with horrible thoughts.

Like that fucking moth you get in your room that sounds like a robber ratting through your everything. Or that one piece of hair that moves on your face and WHOSH instant spider panic mode activate.

Humans are also easy to trigger. I can’t walk around a corner with out being surprised. I have learnt not to scream only the loud nose in hail. I inhailed rice up my nose when eating sushi doing that!

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