#age gracefully? what makes you think im gonna start doing anything graceful at any point

[andthebeanstalk]

Can't wait to be an old crone

Old crones know what's up, they always have their titties out, always havin' a good time

Like hey you wanna go to this lame-ass non-crone event?

Nah I'm up late every night

Doin' crone shit

#original #witches #witch stuff #old crone #crone chic #cronecore #hot girl summer is over #screeching crone fall is in full swing #i have decided tomorrow i will age another year and get weird sexually #i may even go outside #and i am not a woman that's the beauty of it crones don't have to be gals #they just have to be wretched visages of decay and madness #that's all ya gotta do it is real easy #age gracefully? what makes you think im gonna start doing anything graceful at any point #i intend to age weirdly