#alabaster: i just don't want anything to distract me from the war ya know

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I heard someone say Alabaster probably does a lot of drugs cos ya know magic boy and stuff while Ethan shakes his head from across the room but man. you got it all wrong. Al takes a whiff of incense and starts hacking up his lungs. Ethan has a very stressful position and needs to unwind sometimes and if that means Al walking into a party for some undercover ta stuff and finding Ethan already blasted sky high on the sofa then so be it.

#alabaster: i just don't want anything to distract me from the war ya know #ethan devouring an entire tray of pot brownies with one hand and fighting off a centaur with the other: pussy #Ethan has passed far beyond the point of giving a fuck #he's used up all his fucks already #they're spent #he would chill with the Stolls if they could provide #and keep their mouths shut #I bet Al has cork boards #with shit like #crime families usually deal in drugs #the Olympians are just one big magical mafia #therefore drugs have ties to the gods #therefore drugs = bad #and while he's explaining this Ethan's hitting a blunt in the corner #like damn bro that's crazy but did I ask #I'm gonna stop before I get carried away #pjo #percy jackson #ethan nakamura #alabaster torrington #alabaster c torrington