#allder cyprim

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#poll #waalla coutos #allder cyprim #seoleo eiidet #ceylon zargun

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Hey Allder, what's your favorite puzzle game?

CC: The Witness.

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[INTRODUCTION] - ALLDER

You’re being pulled away from work for THIS? Some pointless little- Okay okay! Jesus... Your name is ALLDER CYPRIM and you’re THE smartest troll that’s ever been hatched in Azothal’s history. The smartest, most handsome and most talented. Simply NO ONE is better than you, especially when it comes to METALSMITHING. You’ve been metalsmithing ever since you were able to hold a hammer and be around RIDICULOUSLY HOT FLAMES. Your hammer’s old and worn, but you haven’t had to replace it yet. Your forge is always hot, your anvil always at the ready. There’s nothing you love more than a hard night’s work in your BLACKSMITHING SHOP, which just so happens to be located UNDER your hive. Actually, it IS the lower half of your hive. You’ve smithed basically all of the metal things in your hive. All of your equipment, furniture and decorations. You’re a genius and your talent could never be rivaled, you’re better than most Indigos you’ve met as well. If you couldn’t tell, one of your main hobbies involves METALSMITHING, trolls have come to you from to and fro to get your wares. You value QUALITY over QUANTITY, it’s only the smartest thing to do. You tend to dabble in MIND PUZZLING ONLINE GAMES and REBELLIOUS PREACHING during your free time. Puzzle games have always kept your mind sharp ever since you were a wriggler, you still have all of your grubhood puzzle games. You could never get rid of them. The rebellious work is something you’d prefer to keep silent for now. Your trolltag is cognitiveContrive and you speax in a manner that’s rough and xommanding, showing that you are in charge and simplly the best of the best here.

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Allder - Have you gotten into a proper fight? If so, what was the last sort of encounter you had and how did it go? :O?

CC: Been in multiple fights, pal. Won most of 'em as well. I don't strength train for nothin'. CC: Xan't say I've been in any recently, but I xnoxxed someone's teeth out the last time I was.

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Allder, are you going to get any more body modifications?

CC: BuLge piercings -> He said that with a sly, sleazy grin on his face.

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Allder - ★★★ - Work/Hobbies

Despite how ALLDER may act, he applies the rule QUALITY OVER QUANITITY. He simply refuses to sell a product that doesn't meet up with his STRICT standards. These standards vary depending on the type of commission work. ALLDER used to do blacksmithing/metalsmithing as more of a hobby back when he was younger, but upon realizing he could make bank off this, the only LOGICAL answer was to turn his skills into business. ALLDER'S favorite thing to make are small, basically useless rings. They help him relieve stress.

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Allder - ❣️, 🧑‍🍼, 🌙, 🎲

❣️ - What are their love languages?

CC: Axts of service. Why? You interested in me, babe? 🧑‍🍼 - How do they feel about kids?

CC: They're annoying. 🌙 - What’s their sleep schedule like?

CC: Sxhedule's all good and normal, pal. Gotta maxe sure I'm weLL rested so I xan worx. 🤔 - What’s something they’ll never understand?

CC: The Empire and it's stupid fuxxin' rules.

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to, Anyone who wants to answer,

Whats the scariest thing for you? the Spookiest monster or movie in your opinnion?

CC: Seo's nasty ass face is probably the sxariest thing to ever exist. AI: well if th4t’s the c4se then i’m h4ppy people 47e 4ctu4lly intimid4ted by me, unlike you who couldn’t sc47e 4 w7iggle7 unless they we7e the most 4nxiety-7idden little fuck to eve7 exist. CC: Go fuxx yourself, Goldblood. AI: to 4nswe7 the question P7OPE7LY: he4d splitte7s 47e p7etty f7e4ky if you 4sk me. but not much sc47es me.

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@CC. bro what do you mean your busy!! why not fuck with some highblood during halloween with some speakers????

CC: ......

CC: Y'xnow anon? I like your thinxin'. I got some Highbloods in mind as well... Thanxs, buddy.

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Allder, do you have a favorite thing you have ever smithed? If so, what was it and why is it your fav? :O

CC: Made somethin' for this Highblood guy. Don't remember his name but he was waaaaay too nice or whatever. Managed to sxam some extra dough outta him. I don't regret it honestly. CC: He wanted some like- Fancy proper items for his show or whatever. Asxed me to fashion him an Ancestral Aged longsword and armor from that era. Wasn't that diffixult, but definitely one of the best things I've done.

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Allder, hey dude!! What was the last thing you smithed? Care to share any trivia or facts on it? :O

CC: Nice big great sword, doLL. Some seadweLLer wanted to impress a girl he's been xourtin' and xommissioned me to make him a pure, black steel great sword. CC: He even provided me with some fancy lookin' gem to embed into the halt. Azothalian gemstones are pretty rare might I add. I'm one of the inxredibly few lowbloods to ever handle one.

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Allder - 7, 24: :O?? [extensive headcanons]

7. Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time A: I suppose Allder isn't really a big fan of "wasting time" unless it's on something he considers to be "pointless". Time is money, time is meant for working hard on projects and commission work. If he were to waste time, he'd want to waste it on playing a video game or something that isn't outwardly important to him. 24. How do they see themselves 5 years from today? A: Allder has an incredibly egotistical outlook for himself. He believes that in 5 sweeps, he'll be one of the biggest names in the blacksmithing/warsmithing industry much like his Ancestor was.

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Allder - 🔪

🔪 talk about a time when they were hurt physically, mentally, or emotionally

CC: Got realllly banged up in a fight once. I was llixe- I don't xnow. 6 sweeps? One of my first ever fights as wellll. So I was a llittlle inexperienced.

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Lowblood Aesthetics

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allder's opinion on the current cast?

CC: WaaLLa's a LittLe freax of nature. Seo's useLess as aLL fuxx, and CeyLon's some fuxxin' dumb bitxh who xan't stop "helping" people. -> It seems like Allder has no relations with the Midbloods.

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Allder - Have you ever been pranked?

CC: Unfortunatelly.

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