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houndbite info post :33

it is me, Admin Houndbite and I wanted to info dump on my wil’ edgy boyoo... xDDD !!! i,, shall send a picture of him and info dump x333333333

houndbite is a really tall, muscular, scary intimadating cat and not many people used to like him because he was so tall, scrawny and scarry!! he got his name after he abandoned his stupid loner name because he was a barn cat but he thought barn cats were soft and stupid so after SEEING THE DEAD and seeing a concert he ESCAPED TO THE ALLEY WAYS and found skull!!! he is scourges long lost grandson because according to my family tree because my word is now canon, after bloodclan dissolved and scourges children had kids one of scourges children retired to the barns along with some other loners because they were SOFT BUT SCOURGE CAME UP TO HIM AND TOLD HIM AS A GHOST TO GO FIND WAFFULZ CLAN!!!!!!!!! and skull!! also, he is trans, ftm, because he originally born as girl but he thought girl stuff was icky and stupid but he himself later discovered that he was.. homo??????? he doesnt know how to feel because now he is gaye and he likes to thieve other peoples collar because once he was in dream and the heart on his chest was a marking from barn cats but scourge toldh im to follow his destiny and so he did, and got a new cool boy name as houndbite because just like scourge he can take down so many dogs at once !! it also sounds scary, so that is rad. he likes scary. anyway, houndbite got his rad haircut because he dyed it and stuff and covered it in poetic ink after the ravens and the crows surrounded him at moonpool s he sat and shuddered because he missed barn cat but he must find his own destiny, rage took him over and he almost got hit by a car!! hence his teeth being bloodstained on his collar... one of his favorite things to do is sharpen his claws on stone and one of his favorite hobbies is to steal the shiny. and so, what he did is once they settled cmap by the hot topic, he went in and STOLE the amplifer there so they can listen to their favorite bands whenevr they want and eat the wafflez they get from um. uhh. all we know is that bloodclaw brings us waffles, so he is cool. they listen to rock and roll and a lot of the times since his raspy, rebellious, deep, handsome, brooding voice is so overwhelming to cats, he will often just speak in heavy metal. he will open his mouth and start screeching heavy metal so cats leave him alone, this is because houndbite is speccial. so is houndbite because of his cool birthmark! :d and he was originally because i said so going to be named something like ‘prickleface’ because i was gonna give him long fangs but me braincell told me that looked stoopid so i didnt. me, admin houndbite hopes you guys like him!! feel free to ask him anything you want, also, fun fact, he likes chewing on cigarettes and one of his favorite food is pocky, and, he really hates boomer facebook memes because he is a epic kid but he likes edgy dank pepe memes and nothing else. his theme song is centuries by fall out boy because he is rad and animal i have become by i forgot but he loves that band. he hate ssparkles and crowfood but he ate crowfood to poison himself because he thought no body likoved him. until he found his home of waffulz clan and he’d never admit it but hes a total softie who loves his clan and is a hopeless roamntic who loves wilted roses and despite him being a deputy of few words... he loves his clan mates all theh omo :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

yes, i hope you like hIMm!m!m!m!m!m!m!m HAHAHAHAHA xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OWO he is epic, isnt he?? i hope you like him also please dont call him a mary sue or i will come for your toes do we understand i love him feel free to ask him anything you want thnaks u guys!

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