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humans-are-tasty · 8 months
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miirohs · 7 months
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rats [u.s.p]
pairing: OPLA!Usopp x GN!Reader wc: 0.6k cw: spoilers for opla eps 5-7 but ive forgot which eps exactly so proceed with caution an: if i had a dime for every time i felt uncomfortable writing kisses id have a shit ton of dimes bc i dont want to write kisses but if it calls for it i must answer.
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"Usopp, i need help!" You snapped, broom clutched precariously in your hands as you stood on the hanging table.
As your eyes scanned the floor, the small rat you had seen earlier darted across the floor, causing you to yelp and stumble back a little.
You had been stuck in the kitchen for a while, at a stalemate with the critter. You weren't sure anyone had heard your cries for help.
"Hey Y/n, i thought i hear you calling- What the hell?!" He jumped as the rat scuttled around his feet, moving back faster than you had ever seen him move before. It might have been comedically funny if it weren't for that fact that it was a rat, on deck of all things.
"Usopp you coward! Now's not the time to move away!" Usopp stared at you, looking down at the floor before looking back up with a hint of guilt in his eyes.
"I'm sorry, i might have left some snacks out, and i think... it might have attracted the little guy. But don't worry, I'll take care of it!" He offered, and you sighed in exasperation.
"Just... just be quiet for a moment. Let me handle this." With a deep breath, you steadied yourself on the table and lowered the broom cautiously towards the rat.
With a quick lunge, making a dangerous swipe at the critter.
"Gotcha! Wait whoa-" You lunged too far, dangerously far off the edge of the table.
Usopp's eyes widened in alarm, and he sprang into action, reaching out to grab you as your arms flailed, trying and failing to regain the balance.
Your breaths came in ragged gasps, and you looked up at him, your eyes wide.
"Rats," you muttered, warmth spreading across your face as you leaned slightly into his arms. "I'm sorry. Thank you for catching me, though."
He smiled, his dark eyes softening with concern. "Of course, I've got your back. It was a close call, though. Are you okay?"
You nodded, feeling grateful but also a little embarrassed. "Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks."
Usopp chuckled, his hand still lingering on your waist. "Well, I guess I owe you one now."
As he let go, you couldn't help but notice the warmth in his eyes and the gentle smile on his face.
You continued to watch the rat scuttle about the room, eyes wandering from his, broom clutched firmly in your hands.
The little creature had found a temporary refuge beneath the table, and you beckoned to Usopp. Whispering, you said, "I think we need a more strategic plan."
Usopp nodded in agreement, strange look in his eye as he watched the animal alongside you. "You're right. Let's not scare it too much. I have an idea. You stay here and keep an eye on the rat, and I'll try to guide it toward you."
Grabbing a jar, he quickly set up a contraption, fiddling with it before eventually placing a piece of cheese under it.
"Where did you get the cheese?" You whispered as he joined you, crouching next to you behind the island.
Usopp grinned smugly. "I always have a secret stash of snacks. Just in case of emergencies, you know."
"Dude, in what case would we ever need cheese?" You laughed, hushing as Usopp landed a smack to the back, pointing to the jar.
The two of you watched as the rat slowly approached the jar, lured by the scent of the cheese. Its tiny nose twitched, and it cautiously entered the opening, pawing its way in.
With a deft movement, he slid a thin piece of cardboard under the jar, trapping the rat inside. It squeaked in surprise, causing you to jump a little.
"We got it!" Usopp exclaimed, a triumphant grin on his face. "Well done, (Y/N)!"
You couldn't help but laugh in relief, "You're a hero Usopp."
He grinned, his chest puffing out a little with pride. "Well, it's all in a day's work for the brave captain of the Straw Hat Pirates."
"Well, i don't think the actual captain would take very nicely to that," You smirked, taking the jar from him.
"Hey-" He said, looking at you seriously before breaking into a smile, "-there's no telling. It can just be our little secret."
"Well, i'm going to have to charge you for that... How about a kiss?" You smiled at him, putting down the jar.
He glanced around the room before leaning in closer to you, a mischievous glimmer in his eye.
"Well, I suppose I could consider it as payment for saving you from that rat," he replied, his voice teasing.
The two of you shared a brief, sweet kiss. Warmth spread, goosebumps running down your arms as the chaos of the kitchen seem to melt away.
When you finally pulled away, Usopp had a satisfied grin on his face. "Consider us even now."
"Deal-"
A crash interrupted you, and you turned around, smashed jar now on the floor instead of the counter, without a rat to hold.
"Rats. Not again."
"Rats indeed. Better not let Sanji see that," He said, scurrying away as you flushed.
"You better get your ass back here Usopp!"
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