#also can i just say that i need the 12ft tall home depot skeleton in my life right now…

[alienkidyeetwo]

Me: IT IS A SPOOKY MONTH!!!

Alien: I still do not understand this holiday, but there seems to be a lot of hype around this month. Why?

Me: Because it is a SPOOKY MONTH DUDE!! IT'S THE TIME FOR BEING SPOOKY!! IT'S THE TIME FOR PARTIES!! AND IT'S ESPECIALLY THE TIME WHERE THE HOME DEPOT 12FT TALL SKELETONS COME IN!!!

A: Still, what does this have to do with the month?

Me: Well, spooky month is for being spooky, people can do stupid shit on halloween like ouija boards or summon an elder god. And sometimes it’s the perfect time for love. And it’s also the perfect time for costumes, heck you’re normal form can be considered a costume to a lot of people!

A: So what you are trying to say is that it’s a time for a multitude of things to happen, and it is also a pass on my behalf to go outside without fear of an agent hunting me?

Me: Yup, and it’s also the time for candy!

A: Nice, but on halloween you are staying with me. I need to research if there’s any bad parts of it.

Me: Well, there’s only one downside to halloween, and that is that people sometimes can be a bit stupid at parties, like with the ouija board I mentioned earlier.

A: Please don’t be stupid with that board

Me: Alright, and I know that I wouldn’t mess with those things cause my family hates them including me! Also please don’t steal my candy!

A: I won't

Alien, thinking: I definitely will steal a few pieces, she won’t notice…

#humans are space orcs #IT IS A SPOOKY MONTH!!! #boredom lol #halloween #i've risen from the grave and came back from my accidental hellholes that are crk and honkai impact #also can i just say that i need the 12ft tall home depot skeleton in my life right now… #I want to name it george