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alienkidyeetwo · 2 years
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Me: Hey No’me? have you heard about some strange crimes yet?
Alien: No, but it’ll be perfect for my research.
Me: Ok so, a Florida man broke into someone’s house, didn’t steal anything and shaved the head of their cat.
A: I-I’m sorry, what?
Me: Yup. That legit happened, same with a man stealing a can of shrimp, only for him to break into his own house with a katana.
A: I'm sorry, but this is way too confusing…
Me: But I've been there before, my mom saved up to go to Disney world. It was a good time.
A: I swear this “Florida” you’re talking about is a planet we've never discovered.
Me: Trust me, if Florida was another planet, you’d just see lots of people on drugs and people waiting to die.. Also I feel like you wouldn’t survive
A: Note to self, avoid this “Florida” at all costs
Me: You haven’t seen it’s problematic cousin, Texas
A: THERE'S A SECOND ONE!?!?
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curiositypolling · 3 months
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pls reblog for sample size etc
follow for more occasional useless polls
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reverienco · 5 months
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what the fuck am i doing. scheduling this at 1am.
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ink--theory · 1 year
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I love justito he is very silly
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wstndgrl · 16 days
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Sherlock Holmes and John Watson; moodboard
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maranescence · 24 days
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help my sense of humor is broken 💀
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starofthelabyrinth · 7 months
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taeho. and eris . do you see.
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esthyradler · 6 months
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got some
got some quick doodz of the morons
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alienkidyeetwo · 2 years
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Me: IT IS A SPOOKY MONTH!!!
Alien: I still do not understand this holiday, but there seems to be a lot of hype around this month. Why?
Me: Because it is a SPOOKY MONTH DUDE!! IT'S THE TIME FOR BEING SPOOKY!! IT'S THE TIME FOR PARTIES!! AND IT'S ESPECIALLY THE TIME WHERE THE HOME DEPOT 12FT TALL SKELETONS COME IN!!!
A: Still, what does this have to do with the month?
Me: Well, spooky month is for being spooky, people can do stupid shit on halloween like ouija boards or summon an elder god. And sometimes it’s the perfect time for love. And it’s also the perfect time for costumes, heck you’re normal form can be considered a costume to a lot of people!
A: So what you are trying to say is that it’s a time for a multitude of things to happen, and it is also a pass on my behalf to go outside without fear of an agent hunting me?
Me: Yup, and it’s also the time for candy!
A: Nice, but on halloween you are staying with me. I need to research if there’s any bad parts of it.
Me: Well, there’s only one downside to halloween, and that is that people sometimes can be a bit stupid at parties, like with the ouija board I mentioned earlier.
A: Please don’t be stupid with that board
Me: Alright, and I know that I wouldn’t mess with those things cause my family hates them including me! Also please don’t steal my candy!
A: I won't
Alien, thinking: I definitely will steal a few pieces, she won’t notice…
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chemblrish · 16 days
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23 May 2024
Finished the last pchem lab report and just like that, I'm done with pchem lab forever :((( I really really really hope I'll manage to sign up for the pchem related elective next semester.
As for this semester, now that pchem lab is over my very general to-do list has shrunken into:
one last ochem test
finish my analysis in ochem lab
one final
Summer break is so close! I'm not excited about the break itself but rather about this semester ending 😅 It's been a tough one and I know for a fact what's made it more bearable is my friends, cliche as it sounds. I'm so happy they're in my life. I hope they can say the same about me
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nelkcats · 1 year
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Half-soul Nanny
While Constantine has been known to sell his soul, continually and regardless of the consequences, it's not really known what happens to all the pieces that are technically ripped from him.
In reality those pieces alone are worthless, but if you put them together you can form a kind-of-ghost Constantine (who, by the way, hates his original for being an idiot, although they are obviously the same person). One time Clockwork was just bored and collected enough bits and pieces to create this "Fake-Ghost-Constantine" that technically belonged to him.
But since both the not-ghost and the hellbazer were useless to him, he simply used it as a babysitter, or a nanny. Clockwork was a busy ghost, but there were ghosts that shouldn't be left unattended or it would lead to catastrophe (Danny was an example).
From time to time he would supervise the newcomers and guide them. Surely the ghost (not really a ghost) could do the same task, he was a hellbazer after all, and he was supposed to know all about magic so it shouldn't be a difficult task to guide dead wizards right?
The only problem was that Clockwork didn't realize what a bad babysitter this fake ghost was until Johnny 13's fate went from being a fairly quiet ghost to a troublemaker. Oh well, at least it's better than doing it himself.
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achillean-knight · 2 months
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I'm not gonna indulge too much in my Undertale AU on Tumblr, I am gonna just keep it private as I do wanna keep my main focus on my FNAF AU, but here y'all go
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It's a little rough, but people really liked my Mettaton AU design so I wanted to desperately draw him :')
It's not the best, but I wanted to draw something today.
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wtylas · 1 year
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whooos the hottest girl in the world? A DESI GIRL A DESI GIRL 😍😍😍
its gayathri singh, pavitr’s gwen stacy, but as her own spider! spider-gayathri?? 🤯
pav’s suit is based off of kathak iirc so i gave gayathri a bharatnatyam suit inspired by my own costumes :3 i dont actually know how practical the fan would be in action. BUT WHO CARES!!!
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maranescence · 2 months
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I forgot I made this shit
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ambelle · 7 months
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Mel Medarda needs a defense squad so badly 🙃.
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kinos-fortress-2 · 6 months
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totally original tf2 ocs designs not stolen haha what are you guys talking about
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