#also fuck lee clow fuck you fuck you fuck you

[beauceta]

about me: im white, agender, bisexual, autistic, adhd, brazilian, a visual artist, a relationship anarchist, a taurus with a gemini rising, an aries venus, a cancer moon and i have ocd.

if you want to check out my work, my main is @pombogay but i havent posted anything new in a while. in no particular order:

i like re/watching asmr, extremely long video essays, reality tv, community, the office, bobs burgers, lost, crazy ex-girlfriend, pen15, x files, broad city, pushing daisies, the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo

i like eating rice, risotto, fries, potatoes, pork, fried chicken, turkey, shrimp, butter, froyo, yogurt, buffallo mozzarella, parmesan, raspberry, jabuticaba, mulberry, persimmon, grape tomatoes, dates, pistachios, cashew nuts and other crunchy things and drinking ice water, coconut water, oj, mint green black white boba ice and hot tea

i like wearing comfortable and colorful clothes, polo shirts, cashmere / wool vests, chunky shoes, white printed tshirts, baggy shorts and pants, boat necks and flowy skirts and dresses

i like listening to alex g, imogen heap, amaare, carly rae jepsen, sufjan stevens, simply red, planet 1999, kara jackson, mariah carey, djavan,

i like reading akira toriyama, clamp, brian lee o'malley, daniel clowe and lemony snicket the most

i also like the colors mauve pink lilac teal, stickers, toys, figures, plushies, garfield, keroppi, pochacco, little twin stars, goropikadon, betty boop, astro boy, gloomy bear, arale, leaving early, drawing for myself, talking to myself, making lists, organizing things in a rainbow order, weed, thrifting and wearing a fucking mask to protect myself and others

#about me #me

[patgill-fanclub]

An explanation for why I am the way I am:

   (monster factory quotes that I actually say or think about on a regular basis)

brothaaaaahhhhhh

I'm gonna put a looot of stink on this one

he's my good good ladder boy

this far no further, a-scrrratch

Ho. Lee. Shit.

just call on me brother, I'll mop up your piss- we all need!

you done did it again

ginuwine wrestle boys

Rock the Dwayne Johnson

ah hayte im

JACOB -- WQILUIUZDCOIAWB

take a trex bite... outta crime

sherlock star benedict "shelf throat" cumberbatch

chop that ass apart gonna chop that ass apart

youre comin with me clow-dius

garbageboy stinkman belongs in the toilet

daddy like a pretty baby!

fucking look AT her

I'm obfuscated by my reticle!

he cool, he cool

I do this

hellll..... NO

this game has taken EVER-Y-THING from me

this is gonna get us looking SO crisp

I gots to go do that to a human

yay! I hated that leg!

nice clipboard, I take

this is my sisyphyian curse

uugghhh I can see his gummy works

HERE COMES SUCCOTASH

CAHTON

this is a easy game made for children

youre bedevillin me!

come on peyto

this fuckin idiot game

guess what justin..............bastard.

peter...peter...pete...pdog...puffy...p...popcorn pete...popcorn pete...popcorn pete...popcorn pete...peter...pepperoni pete...

this ones called blaaazze......

jolf? thats not even right...

i swon de john

no bud. no bud. No Bud. NO BUD

these are both exqueezit

you do the crime, you get the crime

SOMEBODY COME FUCK THIS

do em dirty in fronta they dad

look at that dog shaking that festive lil tuchus

buckets! kobe! jordan! kobe! kobe! kobe! ko... Kobe! buckets! jordan! kobe! kobe baby! kobe beef! kobe! buckets! jordan! jordan! buckets! scottie pippin! scottie pippen! charles barkley! larry biiiird...larry bird.

you know whats cooler than making a horse fall a million feet? making a horse fall a billion feet.

WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS PLAYING STACK EM' BRICKS

Thank you for being a bear, you're a bear and a bear also--and if you were bear, invited all the forest creatures you knew, you would see that I would eat all the honey and the card attached would say thank you for being a bear

profoundly anime bullshit or complete disgrace

cmon ref, letem play!

kiss that egg

daaaaad I made you a botion

can you smeeeeeelllllllllll what the rock is ACOOKIIIIIIIIINNNNN

I wanna be either a human, a numan, or a duman

I look just like a reglear man!

its this its this its this (its that its that its that)

todd please....todd PLEASE... TODD

they apparently have to go in boobs first? cuz theres like resige jiggle, its the worst

I must have him. I must collect him.

its like rich kid grime? if you remember that? or um. Tall kid ska.

the clothes... are... poppin! the clothes are poppin!

the absolute madman is at it again. THE ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

I know where the gun live

did I nick my own... did I sorta doink my own... I worry that I doinked my own...did I doink my own?? listen, they would not have let me back in the dugout if I had doinked my own

is that what you think of west virginy-i-ans?

TODD DAMMIT!

somethin juuuuust got me odell, the tip o that juuuust got me

hair toss, check her nails, baby how you feelin? SKREEEEE

you know, skin? like skin? from skin??

we squeqflurvians are known for our holes

im gonna need a different chair. IM GONNA NEED A DIFFERENT CHAIR.

WE'RE SCREAMIN NOW

lets start with nahnci boudeen

now lets talk about your halloween... presents??

(clap x9) big hat!....ah!! (clap x9 but faster) little hat!!

gender change changes the change

Nice Try, Idiot

Feel free to add your own!

#not an original idea but i think theres some quotes on there that you dont see much #also i use got it in one a lot but I cant remember which vid that came from #also I know they say a lot of these in mbmbam and other places too dont @ me #monster factory #text #mcelroy brothers #griffin mcelroy #justin mcelroy #long post #polygon

[hoogiehowser]

MEDIA DIARY JANUARY

:::::::::: MOVIES ::::::::::

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) I liked this so much I ended up seeing it twice. The animation is on a whole different level from everything else in theaters I just can’t believe it. Nothing has immediately endeared me to a character more that when Miles gets to the place where he’s going to put up graffiti and yells “BROOKLYN!” to get the echo. Absolutely perfect. 

Happy Death Day (2017) The trailer looked good but the trailer for the sequel looked even better. Good time repeating movie. Way better than Blood Punch. I’m excited to see more of this.

Alien: Covenant (2017) Had no clue what to expect going in but I actually dug it. It’s just Alien again like every Alien movie but what they do with David from Prometheus makes it really interesting. There’s also some straight up slasher movie sleaze that definitely appeals to me.

MacGruber (2010) It’s just a bunch of dick jokes while a bad action movie happens. There’s no clever spin to it.

Better Luck Tomorrow (2002) Wanted to watch this due to the Fast & Furious connection. It’s a great movie about overachievers and getting away with shit. I think Justin Lin is a great director and his unique voice benefits every movie he does.

Collateral (2004) I didn’t realize until the credits that this was a Michael Mann movie but it was so obvious in hindsight. The premise is simple, Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx are great, and everything comes together in a genuinely cool film.

Wilson (2017) Based on a comic I don’t particularly like from Dan Clowes’ grumpy old man phase. The cool thing about the comic is that each page works on its own and has a different art style. The movie can’t do that. But it’s still faithful to the book which means it feels like a series of one page gags strung together until it finishes. Woody and Laura Dern are great though and it is pretty funny at times.

Blumhouse’s Truth or Dare (2018) There was another truth or dare based horror movie a year before that was a Syfy original. The Syfy one is better. The problem with them both is the supernatural contrivances that make people play truth or dare against their will. It’s such a strained premise.

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) Guy Ritchie made a King Arthur movie and it feels exactly like you’d expect. 

Thoroughbreds (2017) Girl who can’t feel emotions befriends girl who is very politely hiding her extreme emotions. Things get bad when they start to think about murder. Anton Yelchin plays a druggie scumbag loser. It’s such a good movie. 100% my kind of thing.

:::::::::: TV ::::::::::

The Great British Baking Show (Beginnings, Collections 1-4) Got addicted to this one. I love cooking competitions shows and pleasant ones are usually the best. I like seeing competitors that like each other. I like Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry not trying to tear people down. I love Mel and Sue. It’s just a nice show for the nice people.

Toei Spider-Man (Episodes 1-5) I’m not a big toku guy but Spider-Verse got me curious about various Spider-Men. Takuya Yamashiro wasn’t bitten by a radioactive spider, he was injected with blood from the last survivor of Planet Spider and carries out a mission against Professor Monster’s Iron Cross Army to avenge Planet Spider and his own father. Next to nothing present from the classic Lee/Ditko Spider-Man and that’s totally alright. I’m going to try to watch more because the episode where Spider-Man has to donate his blood to hurt child has some serious heart.

The Prisoner (Episodes 7-17) I started watching this a while ago but only now got around to finishing. Mostly super clever plots and the atmosphere is always great. Patrick McGoohan sells it every single time. Some of the later episodes go really off the rails though. There’s an entire wild west episode. Nothing in this stretch tops my favorite episode, The Schizoid Man, where Number Two brainwashes Number Six to act differently and then forces Number Six to pretend to be Number Six while a different man is already pretending to be Number Six. The ending is solid though and carries a really good tv series to a confusing, surreal end.

Cutthroat Kitchen (Season 7, Episodes 1-7) Polar opposite of The Great British Baking Show. It’s the Mario Kart of cooking competition shows. Everyone tries to fuck each other over and Alton laughs at them the entire time. It’s brilliant.

:::::::::: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING ::::::::::

TJPW Tokyo Joshi Pro ‘19 (January 4) I don’t follow TJPW and don’t know any of their wrestlers besides Meiko Satomura but I watched this because it was on before Wrestle Kingdom. Meiko vs Reika Saiki definitely made the show worth watching and the rest was pretty alright. Lots of fun, new personalities that I like.

NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13 (January 4) Probably the most I’ve looked forward to a show and it absolutely delivered. For the past few years I’d watch WK and recommended matches but in in July I started following everything NJPW. That added investment made this WK special. Ibushi/Ospreay tore it up and I really hope Ibushi recovers soon. Jay White/Okada shocked me. Naito/Jericho was fucking brutal. And Kenny Omega vs Hiroshi Tanahashi was a match I was so invested in that I thought I was going to cry. If you haven’t checked out New Japan yet this show would make an excellent start. GO ACE!

Impact Homecoming (January 6) Impact has gotten pretty good. I’ve only seen a few of their most recent ppvs but it’s obvious that they have a wealth of talent and they’re willing to tell the kind of dumb stories that I really like. Since Homecoming was in Nashville I went and it was one of the best shows I’ve been to. The energy was insane all night and LAX vs Lucha Bros has to be the best match I’ve seen live. Now that they air on Twitch I’ve been following the weekly show and enjoying it quite a bit.

WWE Royal Rumble (January 27) I always love the rumble but the rumble was weird. Both rumble matches were okay but filled with dumb stuff and way too many recovery spots that were immediately deflated by the person getting eliminated. I like the winners. AJ/Daniel didn’t deliver like I wanted. Sasha and Ronda had a good match. I loved how Finn Balor worked Brock Lesnar’s diverticulitis. Fun show.

NXT UK Takeover Blackpool (January 12) NXT UK doesn’t really grip me aside from the women’s division. I liked this well enough but nothing really changed my mind. Finn Balor made a surprise appearance and he looked like such a star compared to everyone else. Excited to see what WALTER can do here though.

GCW 400 Degreez (January 12) GCW’s brand of hardcore indie nonsense is my absolute favorite. 400 Degreez isn’t the best they’ve done but it was full of disgusting beautiful deathmatch bullshit. Markus Crane vs Nate Webb especially.

NXT Takeover Phoenix (January 26) Takeover always delivers. Johnny Gargano vs Ricochet was definitely the match of the night. I don’t dig the War Raiders schtick but their match was great. Bianca Belair and Shayna Baszler also killed it.

:::::::::: COMICS ::::::::::

One Piece by Eiichiro Oda (Volumes 1-10) I wanted something long to start reading so why not One Piece? Enjoying it so far. I like getting the crew together and Usopp’s story in particular is great. Oda is a master cartoonist. I love every time we get reaction faces.

Spider-Man: Fever by Brendan McCarthy Spider-Man fever got me wanting to revisit Spider-Man: Fever because I remember liking it. I still like it. Doctor Strange accidentally opens a doorway into a spider dimension and Spider-Man gets caught in Doctor Strange’s bathtub and the alternate dimension spiders take him. All this and McCarthy’s art make Fever pretty far out. 

Spider-Man 2099 by Peter David, Kelley Jones, and Rick Leonardi (1-15) Miguel O’Hara wasn’t bitten by a radioactive spider, he had Peter Parker’s DNA put into him by weird future DNA machine and he wages war against the gigantic corporations that control everything. I like Spider-Man 2099. Miguel is so different from the Peter Parker archetype and he’s got claws and fangs. He’s brutal. It’s got a neat post-hero future kind of like Batman Beyond. I stopped reading because the next part is a crossover with Punisher 2099, Ravage 2099, Doom 2099, and X-Men 2099. I’ll hopefully pick it back up because I want to know what happens with the hologram that’s in love with Miguel. 

Spider-Man by Kazumasa Hirai & Ryoichi Ikegami Yu Komori was bitten by a radioactive spider and he definitely wishes he wasn’t. It starts off a lot like our usual Spider-Man but the villains are so much more tragic and Yu deals with some heavy shit. Ikegami’s art evolves from cartoony to serious as the tone of the book changes. He’s a really incredible artist who is consistently pulling neat tricks and trying new things. I really liked this and it may top my favorite Spider-Man comics. It’s just so bleak and unforgiving to poor Yu. By the way, the final plotline is exactly the same as the Sonny Chiba movie Wolf Guy. Turns out the comic that movie was based on was written by the same guy that write Spider-Man. An odd find.

:::::::::: VIDEOGAMES ::::::::::

Axiom Verge Had my eye on this for a long time and finally picked it up on sale on my Switch. It’s okay. There are a lot of clever ideas here that I don’t think work for me. But I do like the decorrupter and the teleport. Some of the movement feels great but some stuff like the grappling hook feels awful. I hate the story. Completely incoherent sci-fi nonsense. But it’s a fun game and I enjoyed my time with it.

Hollow Knight I’ve spent about 30 hours on this game and I feel like I’m close to the end of the story. I absolutely love it. The movement, the combat, and the exploration all feel excellent. I’ve played over ten metroidvanias in the past year (I really like them) and this might be the best. My favorite part about them is how you’re almost never wasting time because there are new secrets to discover all across the map and Hollow Knight does such a good job with that.

#media diary

[standuphippy]

May Favorites

Here’s what I enjoyed in May. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6G0CPjAQFlGFCTXXbx6jZg?si=B5-28pckSb2vC0pim46A7A

NEW MUSIC: The Bad Bad Hats “The Wild Honeypie Buzzsession” A charming band from Minneapolis. They’ve been livestreaming every Saturday for the past few months and they sound great doing it.

Café Racer “Shadow Talk” If you’ve wanted to get a fix of Cryptograms/ Fluorescent Grey era Deerhunter this will set you right.

Caleb Landry Jones “The Mother Stone” He’s a captivating actor. His record is a woozy, brassy affair.

Carly Rae Jepsen “Dedicated Side B” This record is every bit as good as the “actual” record.

Charli XCX “Detonate” A great song from Charli XCX’s quarantine album.

Christian Lee Hutson “Beginners” An intimate folk record, produced by Phoebe Bridgers.

Deau Eyes “Let It Leave” Alt country goodness.

Fontaines D.C. “A Hero’s Death” Good advice.

Jaime Wyatt  “Neon Cross” More alt country goodness.

Jeff Rosenstock “N O  D R E A M” Rosenstock’s 2018 record “POST-“ is an equal to Superchunk’s “What A Time to Be Alive” in terms of examining the current age by asking ”What the fuck is going on?” in the form of a punk album. Rosenstock keeps that energy alive with “N O  D R E A M”.

Jim White and Marissa Anderson “The Quickening” Experimental drums and guitar from two captivating artists.

Mark Lanegan “Straight Songs of Sorrow” …and drugs. Sorrow and drugs.

Moses Sumney “grae” I saw Moses Sumney open for A Hundred Waters at the beginning of 2015. He ended the set by saying, “I think I have a few tapes left, come find me if you want one.” Greatest merch pitch ever.

Perfume Genius “Set My Heart On Fire Immediately” I look forward to each record with an expectation of greatness but no idea what it will sound like. A Perfume Genius preorder is one of my safest bets.

Prince and the Revolution “Live in Syracuse 1985” Prince followed his own whims onstage; he shifted gears quickly and rarely played entire songs. This set captures him at the hight of his powers at a time when he was still playing what could be considered a conventional set. He played the whole songs here; the setlist is incredible and the performances are expansive.

Rose City Band “Summerlong” Summer jams.

The Soft Pink Truth “Shall We Go On Sinning So That Grace May Increase?” Experimental house from Drew Daniel of Matmos.

Sparks “A Steady Drip Drip Drip” A new Sparks album. Charming, pointed, and very funny.

Sweet Spirit “Trinidad” Sweet Spirit seemed like a glam band (Sabrina Ellis and Andrew Cashen also helm the excellent punk band A Giant Dog) but this album is straight pop and it’s wonderful.

Varsity “Fine Forever” I saw Varsity open for Japanese Breakfast in Chicago a few years ago, “Fine Forever” is a leap forward. It’s a great record.

X “Alphabetland” I love the sound of X.

OLD MUSIC (revisits and new discoveries) :
 Gospel Music “duettes, How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville FL” Tracyanne Campbell tweeted about singing on “Automobile” and that led me to this EP and LP by Gospel Music. Wry lyrics in the spirit of Beat Happening or The Magnetic Fields.

Ministry “The Land of Rape and Honey, Psalm 69, Filth Pig, The Dark Side of the Spoon, Animositisomnia, No W, Rio Grande Blood, The Last Sucker” Upon reading the visual history book Prescripture, I went to revisit a few Ministry albums. My shorthand takeaway is that I’m never going to like “Filth Pig” (a land-of-a-thousand-chances record for me) but “The Dark Side of the Spoon” - where Al added a saxophone to the sludge - is still one of my favorites.

The Pipettes “We Are The Pipettes” They were fabricated to make modern girl-group music (“Pipettes” like they were formed in a lab, get it?) but had authentic talent. They have a handful of other releases, but “We Are The Pipettes” is the one to check out.

OLD MOVIES: Art School Confidential (2006) Director Terry Zwigoff revisits Daniel Clowes material for this cynical, funny look at art school.

Everyone Else (2009) The Forest for the Trees (2003) A few years ago I spent three hours on Christmas Day at the NuArt watching Toni Erdmann, the third feature written and directed by Maren Ade. It was one of my favorite films of the year. Her first two films are excellent as well. “Everyone Else” observes a young couple in what could be their final days together, and “The Forest for the Trees” chronicles the painful devastation of an idealistic young school teacher. Ade’s films aren’t always “fun” to watch, but I cared about all three of the leads. She works with the actors to capture authentic characters and then lets those characters guide the story.

Godzilla (Showa Era 1954-1975) I was halfway through “Ghidorah the Three-Headed Monster” when my six-year-old passed through the room on her way to bed. “What’s this about?” What started as an attempt to delay bedtime for a few minutes has turned into part of our nightly routine: we’ve watched the entire Showa Era run of 15 films, plus “Rodan” and “Mothra.” My daughter marvels at the monsters and I marvel at what she sees and hears. We watched half a dozen films before she turned and exclaimed, “I like the Ghidorah music the best!” She made me realize how much kids appreciate a child’s perspective: her favorite film from the period is “Son of Godzilla”. She even enjoyed “All Monsters Attack!” aka “Godzilla’s Revenge” (where footage from other films is integrated as dream sequences) because the narrative is about a boy figuring out how to deal with bullies.

Tomboy (2011) I loved “Portrait of a Lady on Fire” and the Criterion Channel had some of Céline Sciamma’s  older films available for streaming. Tomboy is about a ten-year-old who presents herself as a boy when her family moves to a new neighborhood.

Un Flic (1972) Jean-Pierre Melville’s final film. Alain Delon is a brute as the titular cop who suspects that he’s caught in a love triangle with a criminal mastermind. I loved the heist scenes, I loved the color palette.

#favorites #May2020