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miekasa · 3 years

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I’m alive, I’ve been having a few rough weeks BAHAHAHA HELP but I have survived thank GOD. I’m here to bring some headcanons of mine I think that you’ll appreciate 😌💕 why do I feel like Eren is a shit cook? No offense to Eren, but also FULL OFFENSE cause I feel like he’d have one food or snack he likes to eat that’s so controversial, I’m not talking pineapple on pizza controversial I’m talking ketchup on macaroni level. I don’t know what food it would be, and I’m too afraid to ask. I don’t think ketchup on mac is on the same level as pineapple on pizza, cause I can totally understand that, it’s not my cup of tea but I get it. I just feel like Eren has mannerisms that are just “quirky” ig but you don’t question LOLOL he’s just like that. Don’t say shit about it cause he will get angry 😩😡 or at least whine about it the whole day about how people be judgmental these days 😔 but like it’s a foul good he probably eats, I’ll think of it soon. Stay tuned cause I am going to start leaving asks more often bb cause I love ya Mie😌💕

Levi animal crossing update (+ Eren): Levi managed to get the Sanrio pack for some FUCKING REASON and Eren literally cried at the checkout because he couldn’t (AKA me and Eren are in the same fucking boat cause I might have also shed a tear 😭) Levi actually didn’t buy it, but Erwin did 😔 my boy Erwin was PREPARED for that checkout and gifted Levi one because that’s what best buds do 😤💓 Eren fucking BEGGED Mikasa to let him borrow the cards (and she did) and now he’s back to normal. But during that period that he didn’t have those Sanrio characters Eren would not stop talking about it and Armin has had enough 😤😩 I feel like Jean and Armin might’ve honestly just gotten them to spite Eren because he’s been talking about the Sanrio drop for MONTHS since it was announced and they were both ready to SLAM Eren into the the nearest wall. Eren really wanted Keroppi and My Melody. He was ready to spend some serious cash even on the ebay scalper dickheads cause he just really wanted those characters :/ the Levi update is he continues to have a 100 star level island what can I say 🤷‍♀️ I know I basically talked about Eren this whole time but I’ll come up with some Levi hcs soon 😏 also I’ll be more active in sending hcs love 😩💕 I don’t say it as an obligation or because I feel forced, but because I do genuinely love writing these and sharing these with you Mie. Maybe I’ll do a face reveal soon 😏 jk jk I mean an account reveal but don’t wait up on it, I’m more active on your account Mie than my own LOLOLOLOL - 🔮 anon (sorry for the grammar errors in advance I’m like half asleep)

AHHH welcome back anon!! Don’t worry about being away, we missed you, but take all the time you need!! I love hearing your ideas, and I’m so happy you share them here, and I’m sure everyone who reads them agrees!!

I agree on Eren and cooking 😭😭 he definitely needs his meals prepped for him by someone else, or he’ll just buy food every day, or eat boxed foods please. His regular diet consists of buying food 3 days of the week, Kraft mac and cheese 1 night, and then mooching off of Mikasa and Armin for the other 2 nights so that he survives please, ESPECIALLY if this is a college au. He’s at the dining hall every single day because he can barely make his own food bye. I think the one dish he can make from scratch and make decently well is like, probably some soup his mom used to make (but he associates it with her and being home and it makes him Weep sometimes so he doesn’t make it often, and also it takes 3 hours he doesn’t have); and spaghetti and meatballs! Other than that, he’s hopeless, it’s him and his Uber Eats pass against the world 😭

And I most definitely agree about his questionable food combinations/opinions 😭😭 I feel like most of his combinations are mostly because he’ll eat almost anything; and he’ll try anything at least once. So, even if it seems bizarre, he’s willing to try ketchup on macaroni just to say he did it 😭😭

LISTEN... Levi is that lucky mf who gets all the cool merch and updates and shit for any game he plays even if he’s not super into it!! It’s unfair, he doesn’t even like it like that, let the rest of it have it 🙄🙄 NOT ERWIN GETTING IT FOR HIM PLEASE THAT’S SUCH A GOOD HEADCANON 😭😭 the idea of Erwin being the one stalking a website with 3 credit cards in hand whenever he, Levi, or Hange are looking to buy an easily sold-out product PLEASE I LOVE THAT!! Erwin getting lucky against the bots, grabbing concert tickets before they’re sold out, being first in line at stores to get something they really want shutup that’s so cute I love that so much, I bet he looks so mf proud of himself afterwards omg

#🔮 anon #i really cant stop thinking about the erwin thing omfg #i also bet erwin is their designated Customer Service Complainer like if somethings going wrong #or someones giving them (by them i mostly mean hange) a hard time #erwin steps in with his politician voice to confront the salespeople and absolutely wrecks them #and i bet hange is just sticking out their tongue behind him when erwin finally gets what they want for them PLEASE #minicanons #eren.ask #levi.ask

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ranmanjuu · 4 years

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not a request but can you imagine oda forces trying to play smash against the anti-oda or they all play minecraft together

i’ll expose myself here. i have never ever played smash (although minecraft steve being announced is super pog) so i can’t tell ya that part bud. but i can with the blok game. (disclaimer that this request was made after i closed it yet my heart said No, you actually Want to do this so here i am. most probably will be short).

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welcome folks, to SengokuSMP.

oda forces:

—nobunaga:

would be the one that steals your iron and shit. commits thefts willy nilly, and no one is exempt from this. if he needs it, he’ll get it with or without your consent.

would kill an iron golem for the few iron it gives

before he got his own base (cause i think he’d just spend most of his time mining and getting materials to protect himself) he’s probably just barge in the nearest bed and sleep in it, regardless of the owner.

his base would probably be built by hideyoshi or sumthn.

he prefers playing pvp more than just survival. since mc placed a kind of restriction for the end (and therefore blocking them from completing the game), he goes onto servers and practice his battles even in a block game.

1.9 axe-shield pvp. he’s tactical in knowing when to strike and block and to back down, and is immaculate with his crits.

—hideyoshi:

probably spends the first few days around nobunaga to protect him. he always fights off the mobs near him even if nobunaga can handle himself.

always reminds people to sleep every night, so that the phantoms don’t come. even though a lot of the players prefer to just stay up.

built a base for nobunaga near his mine cause he needs A Place and not just mooch furnaces and beds from other people.

spawned iron golems for “protection” but nobunaga keeps killing them cause it just gets in the way

would be the one to make mines 4 blocks high so you don’t Bump your head thing, probably like 3 block width and even staircases. would also be the one to make a safety railing across any bridges he finds.

if an ally, he’d greet new players and give them some extra stuff so that they have Something to start off with

i feel like he’d be a pve player idk why

—mitsuhide:

no one knows where he is most of the time. nor his base.

unless you see his nametag (which, most of the time, he’ll see yours first) it’s kinda hard to find him when he’s off and alone.

mf is the black market of the server. whatever potions, potion ingredients, or shit like that, he has. he probably owns like several wither skulls enough to summon a wither.

he would sneak around when mc is mining and just like. scare the shit out of them. the cave noises don’t help.

(the newest screenshot hasn’t been released yet but,) y’all know the warden? the new mob? cause it’s reliant on sounds, if anyone is ever in its proximity he’d throw like snowballs at them so that it goes after them. little shit.

bow skills?? perfect. even in a game his accuracy is spot on. you know those obstacles people make with like slime blocks and maybe mlg 360s? mf can do that

he probably knows enough redstone to make traps, too.

somehow knows what everyone has/doesn’t have.

—masamune:

prank ass bitch.

he probably has like a Source of tnts in his base or something. if anyone is moving out of their old base, he’ll either blow it up or burn it, whether they wanted to or not.

fuck it. he’ll do it even if you’re not moving.

probably doesn’t often sleep and would rather fight off the phantoms than anything.

he probably wants to defeat the dragon quick, cause it’s supposed to be the game’s ultimate goal. but because of the previous restrictions you put, he just goes off and fights other players (cough kenshin, nobunaga)

and when he does kill you, expect like half of your items to not be returned.

also one of the casual thieves in the server. he just doesn’t care that it Belongs to someone and just yoinks

also a pvp player, although i find him leaning more to 1.8 style. he will jitter click you out of existence.

has dogs because idk he gives off that vibe also they Attack.

—ieyasu:

does not log on much lol. he got on once and then Never Again. it’s only when you ask him that he begrudgingly does get in in his own contrarian way.

definitely goes wayy far out for more isolation cause he doesn’t want to get caught up with whatever shit masamune has.

the only major thing he did besides mining and everything was that he got a cat. and almost no one knows about it, other than you because:

“ieyasu has made the advancement [Best Friends Forever]!”

“mc: :OOOOO!!!!”

yeah, you never told anyone.

the longest time that he logged in at first was probably when he found out that cats sleep in beds and just. sat there as the night goes by in his bunker just watching and hearing it purr. he’s a bit irritated when the others tell him to sleep, but then see that the cat went and slept on him that secretly made his heart soft.

and then you insisted on going to his base which took a considerable amount of time, and even with his denying, you decide to decorate and expand his base! you also got to name the cat, but you never knew since you just said like “i’d name it [...]!” and later ieyasu found a name tag and actually did name it that.

—mitsunari:

he doesn’t run a lot i don’t feel. primarily because he was wonky with the controls from the start.

i feel like he’d have the brain to be a redstone engineer. he spends more time like, making those cool machines than anything (probably those that’d help out everyone like an automated farm, etc.)

thing is he forgot that he could die, so most of the time he’s just starve to death without even noticing it.

much like in real life, he always forgets to sleep. and that’s why phantoms are his number 2 in his cause of deaths.

doesn’t have an actual base. hideyoshi built a small one for him, but mitsunari kind of never uses it and just logs off on the spot. at this point it just became a part of the main buildings for everyone or something.

he doesn’t do an awful a lot of collecting and often asks others for some. and when he is given it, he goes “thank you ^^ <3″ and does like the happy-shift thing. it’s honestly too cute for it to be just pixels.

probably knows a lot about minecraft stuff too, it’s just that he never uses any of it.

—ranmaru:

he was so excited the first time you told him that he was invited to the smp of sengoku warlords! would probably frequent the most.

i think he’d just vibe really. not exactly going extremely into pve or pvp or redstone or building, he plays it at a very slow place and more like an animal crossing player would.

like, he builds a small farm and stuff. it isn’t as efficient as mitsunari’s, but it is what it is. also has an animal pen with loads of one animal category and he tends to let people use it with the exclusion of some (coughs masamune) as long as they breed them again or something.

and while he doesn’t go for the big projects, he is kind of a builder? he has the Aesthetic sense while building his house and stuff yk. would maybe lean into the cute, cottagecore stuff.

favorite food in game is probably cake! it takes more effort than most other foods and it just looks cute so he likes making them.

totally has shaders on.

is scared shitless of cave noises at times. you could play 11 near him and he’d just straight up panic and log off.

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uesugi-takeda forces:

—shingen:

i find him to be maybe one of those builders that stick to large projects and stuff idk why

he does other things too, mainly pvp (he likes to just head over to nobunaga’s base and kill him sometimes. not that the man doesn’t accept the challenge). would probably also be more into 1.9 pvp because he’s a very calculative person in fighting. yes even in block game.

but the first thing he built once he’s set from collecting materials, was a “restaurant”. for what, you ask? why of course he takes you on a minecraft date. that was the top of his list the moment you even told him about the smp

once the others found out (which was not that long) he just started bragging. kenshin burnt down the building later on.

but he always escorts mc or some shit while spewing out his Lines in chat, sometimes doing the bow in game thing. in response, there are several barfs in chat, and a list of people coming to kill him.

mf likes to combat log on kenshin when he’s on a Killing Spree for the shits and giggles.

—kenshin:

first time you told him about it, he was very happy to learn something about mc’s modern times, even if it’s a children’s game. unfortunately, he didn’t know what an ‘smp’ meant.

so when he logged on and saw that there were Other people, his smile turned into a deadly frown as he just began punching them to death. he only stopped when they ran off and you intervened.

he tried having you stick around longer when you were giving him a tutorial of how to play the game.

at first he only collected material to get stronger. and by that only sword because he sees no need in getting armor (he doesn’t die in battle irl, he can’t die in a simple game). but WRONG cause he got killed by shingen who, even though he had a stone axe, had iron armor while kenshin got nothing but an iron sword.

he doesn’t make a base (why do so many here don’t make bases istg). in fact, he doesn’t log on much.

at first, he only goes on if mc is on. it’s only when he sees that mc appreciates some of the work the others have put into things (like shingen’s builds, mitsunari’s redstone, etc.) is when kenshin tries to Do Things Too and kinda fail.

this man kinda has no aesthetic sense in the block game. but you give him a for effort.

1.8 pvper. he can definitely do 1.9, but more the former mostly cause his deadly anger makes him jitter click like crazy. often challenges others (consented or not) which mostly includes masamune and nobunaga, and he often surprise attacks shingen and sasuke.

—yukimura:

honestly a normal player in survival.

he makes a decent house, has some pretty strong gear, and just helps around his allies a lot (mostly {try to} drag kenshin away from trouble, scold shingen for being too close to mc {though it’s a him problem ngl} and just being a messy caretaker).

i feel like he’d enjoy tekkit tbh. sasuke would probably introduce it to him and he’d just generally enjoy it.

but this is about the smp

he got lucky the first drowned he killed dropped a trident and it’s been his favorite weapon.

probably tried at one point to build kenshin a small base but he wouldn’t listen so like. shrugs.

he’s a bit iffy with playing alongside the enemies in the same server, but they are kind of divided into two. and mc did say it was just for fun and games and they didn’t want to see actual wars be dragged into this, so he just lets it go and has fun.

he looks forward to beating the enderdragon a lot, when the end is available.

—sasuke:

oh Boy he’s having a field day. his adored sengoku warlords? playing minecraft, his childhood game??? absolute pog.

even though it was you who proposed the idea, the one who set up the server in the first place was sasuke, since he has more knowledge on that stuff.

since he got his bearings quicker than the rest from experience, and he was earlier to log on due to testing and stuff, he mostly helps you with building like the main hub, like the center place for everyone and generally things that involve helping the overall smp.

can mlg water bucket, through a lot of trial and error. he uses it mostly to make dramatic entrances where he drops from a hill and just not take damage.

^ speaking of Dramatic Entrances, he probably has a chest full of ender pearls for those specifically.

although he helps a lot with guiding everyone, at times, he pulls out the ol’ “sleep in the nether :)” suggestion just to troll

ngl he’d stick to his ninja thing and successfully make a redstone-wired door and has his banger secret base in it

—yoshimoto:

the s in smp doesn’t exist to him.

he’s just a collector, really. one of his first priority isn’t even materials like stone, the moment he finds any kind of flowers he’ll pick it up. it’s only when yukimura and sasuke actually Give him shit does he start living a not broke life.

probably dies a lot to mobs and stuff

but like legit, this man spent a long time collecting all 13 discs and almost every flower (yes, even the biome only ones) because he wants to take it all in. nevermind the fact that he can just listen to the discs online and all.

he’s immaculate in his aesthetics. even with just wood he makes his base look really cool ngl.

some parts of it are plastered with every painting there is in minecraft, or just item frames, or flowers in their pots. every decoration you can think of, lamps, campfires, even armor stands, he has them.

you gotta give him credit, it’s a lot of effort.

he often afks just to listen to the music even though, again, he could just listen to it online.

got into a bit of a spiel with ranmaru, since he unknowingly dyed a lot of his sheep (he did categorize it with color though). and so they made an agreement to just have every color sheep, and put them in different pens. so they just shared it now

he saw the cave updates and went silently bonkers because how pretty some look (like the lush caves? hello??)

he has like. 14+ texture packs and 4 different shaders ready at his settings.

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