#also idk y this is hitting me now. maybe bc i havent thought too much abt wars as a proper adult but like holy fuck

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#hhhh i continue to have too many mash feels. srry to rant but i gotta #its just i love Hawkeye so much in terms which is to say hes a funny zanny character who suffers a lot bc war sucks #and god i love to watch my faves suffer #and again i love love love how they write dialogue on that fucking show. its so so run #fun. #also idk y this is hitting me now. maybe bc i havent thought too much abt wars as a proper adult but like holy fuck #living in a war zone would be horrendous. idk maybe its bc im more a sympathetic person than empathetic #like a character suffers and im like meh cant relate but if i can logic it out like: well i would suffer under X conditions. then i can be #like oh yea fuck that #hhhh and idk what it is abt bj but he comes off as so odd to me and i cant place why. i lov his little snippy comments and i lov that he and #hawkeye are basically an old married couple but there's something abt him thats v strange #on top of his hair just making me think of clowns.... #also i miss klinger wearing dresses :-((( #also everytime klinger talks abt toledo im like fuck off no one would fucking miss toledo. but then in the last ep i watched #it was pouring and he was like: ah reminds me of toledo #and im like fuck off! dont fucking! make me miss toledo!!! #toledo sucks and its fun to trash on... but i did go to school there so i made the choice to hang out there for like 3 yrs #the point is i feel attacked everytime he brings up wanting to go back #ugh im so tired. i couldnt sleep last night. therfore i am a bit wired #unrelated

[simsfromupthere]

also random personal side post none cares abt but im officially off ritalin and started concerta this friday just now; cause i started struggling hardcore with ritalin perhaps things u could say were somewhat similar to slight ad**ct*** and tol***ce (i know w ritalin the concept of tolar**** is arbitrary but it felt like that hardcore) and i coudlnt focus on anything cause i kept thinking about this ritalin situation, started getting back rlly bad thoughts and just felt burned out pretty much, i couldnt even focus, enjoy or muster up excitement to do silly past time things like ts4 honestly; so my psychiatrist decided it would be best to make the switch to concerta cause its long acting (12hrs) opposed to the ritalin i was taking (4hrs 2pills per day or so) and yknow im doing pretty well with concerta (i only started it this friday. but still hh) and lately so far so ok not per say good cause of other stuff thats unrelated to adhd and stuff but i feel pretty good cause i feel i got a better creative drive back both on art which i needed and wanted so bad so im actually over the moon and even with my random lil hobbies like ts4 like actually being able to draw stuff without a billion bad thoughts where i would just give up idk how to explain it lol, i also havent rlly felt bad crashes as of yet like i constantly did with ritalin i pretty much felt crashed after every dose i took and it made me feel depressed and shit; i also think bc concerta is long acting meaning its only one capsule i dont stress or hyperfixate too much on hours like i did because with the ritalin i was on i took it 2 times 4 hours after the first (and eventually maybe why i started taking extra cause i wanted to “feel more”) and i dont feel so miserable looking at the box of my daily meds cause its a lot less pills, idk ritalin is a great med and worked for me for a long time but i ruined it for myself and this switch was genuinely for the best of my mental health and so far concerta is responding well, u can tell it hit me rn cause im rambling so much on this post but yea hhh i didnt rlly post much not just bc i spent a lot of time without my pc but mostly cause i tend to isolate from everyone (family, friends, even online) when i feel extremely anxious, depressed and bad thought-y, but im doing ok as of rn dw lmfao

#nonsims #text post #just a random personal update on life and stuffs #its been a rough past couple of days the amount of klonopin i had to go through bro #my anxiety was off the charts and my brain was very self destructive mode on #but i feel okayer now idk whyi never like to say better or good cause im just doing a lot more ok not better or good just ok as of now #sorry if this is triggering to anyone cause i talked about struggling #with taking ritalin irresponsibly which led me to a spiral about add*ct*** and t*l*rance #but god just awful fucking past few days some of the worst since 2017 which was the worst year of my life #for reasons i wouldnt rlly discuss cause they get a lot more heavy #but i swear im ok now i promise hh #tw: vent #tw: anxious thoughts #tw: mental health #tw: adhd #tw: medication #tw: sui ideation #tw: sh ideation #im not sure the proper tags sorry if i missed any u can shoot me a message

[tfw-no-tennis]

hunter x hunter thotz so far

soooo ruth and i started watching hunter x hunter woohoo finally! we’re like 10 or so eps in so i decided to collect some thots below on what i think so far (i havent rlly been spoiled so im interested to look back on this once ive watched more)

first off i love gon sm, hes immediately so endearing...hes just a baby!!!! just a little baby boy!!!! hes just so cute and good, im so not ready for him to get put thru the wringer later on as ive vaguely heard happens

the first few episodes were really fast paced which i enjoyed and thought was for the best. the characters came thru really strongly and i feel like we heard juuuust enough about the setting, premise, and what a hunter is 

i wasnt expecting leorio and kurapika to show up in the FIRST EP lmao that surprised me. i love so much how the three of them like IMMEDIATELY became a family unit in like 3 eps lmaoooo it was like ok here are 2 parents and their son bam. also leorio and kurapika having a showdown on the boat (which didnt end up happening) was a wild ride 

i have like zero fucking idea what a hunter is and the more they attempt to explain the more confused i get. its honestly kind of hilarious how little sense it makes. to be clear this doesnt detract from my enjoyment of the show at all (if anything it adds to it)

oh my god fuckgin hisoka is the worst he hasnt done much but i hate him so much already. good villain writing/design so far, hes so hateable

ruth every time hisoka shows up: WE HATE UR PUSSY BIIIITCH 

the character design in this show is....a lot lmao. ruth and i decided its a cross between soul eater, jojo, and one piece in terms of aesthetic. the designs are certainly unique and so many of them are just so ugly hvbjafdbdskgs it reminds me of that post thats like ‘masterpost of jojo characters who look busted as shit’ lmao

i already love this show a lot tbh like the way its structured so far has been kinda atypical for a shounen, at least in terms of fights - we really havent seen a lot of fighting yet. also nen hasnt shown up yet and its reminding me of stands not becoming a thing in jojo until p3 lmao 

anyways in litrally ep1 i already loved the 3 main characters we saw...leorio is a wild dude, i love him sm, especially as a fellow medical binch who wants MONEY. like, thats literally me. and kurapika is also wild, like damn they rlly just dropped their backstory in ep 1 huh. like we rlly are jumping right into this 

also when leorio said he was a teenager i was like WHAT???? just like evryone else which YEA omfg. i cant believe hes that young lmao. kurapika too

so leorio is one of those 19 yr olds who looks 40 and kurapika is the type of teen who looks like a 12 yr old

and KILLUA i love him sm also....hes an adorable assassin catboy and hes perfect. i love how quickly he and gon hit it off (tiny bfs.....) and how hes just like, this extra as hell 12 yr old with a SKATEBOARD and ASSASSIN SKILLS and then he sees gon and is like guess im gonna fall in love 

i gotta talk abt gon again i just love him. hes so polite and cute and kind and good, i just love him...wht a good protag. his motivation is just wild too, hes like well my dad abandoned me to go off and be a hunter (which he isnt even mad abt, what a nice lad) so im gonna do that to see what the deal is

i love how gon (just like the audience) doesnt really know what a hunter does/is and just goes into the exam totally blind lmao. also the fact that his skills seem to include jumping good, being speedy, having the energy typical of a 12 yr old, being a weather sniffer, being nice, and having good instincts/constitution as a result of having eaten random grass and forest shit growing up...amazing. 

is this gonna turn out to be one of those things where its like, wow theyve been using nen this whole time without realizing! tht would honestly explain a lot lmao 

i really enjoy how like....semi-normal the power levels are rn? while also being all over the place and wack as fucks obvs (like hisoka dissolving that guys arms in his first appearance was A Lot, as well as all the card stuff hes done..). like the part wher that blue guys (evil franky one piece) punches the ground and it leaves a crater and everyones like !!!! wow wtf thats unnatural! that literally threw me off bc that kinda thing is so normal in anime lmaoooo. but i like that thats the starting point bc it leaves a lot of room for power escalation w/out it getting too out of hand 

specifially our protags are starting out pretty low on the Shounen Badass scale - especially gon (and leorio, tho i kinda predict he wont be as fight-y? what with him being premed)

i find it kinda hilarious how killua hasnt done too much (aside from murdering those 2 randos in like half a second) despite being so clearly skilled...like when they have to do the 5v5 fight thing in the tower, i wouldve thought hed be the first up cause hes so badass but nope

actually thats what i find interesting - i was expecting all 5 (or maybe 4, we’re in the middle of leorio’s ‘fight’) of the fights to be physical smackdowns but so far nope, theyve been very cerebral. that bodes well, w/how smart the fights have been, bc i doubt the fights will get stale tht way 

tho they might be kinda frustrating sometimes - there are times when u DO just wanna see a good ole fashioned shounen beatdown yknow. but we do get enough of that now (and im sure we’ll get plenty more) to satisfy (like kurapika decking fake-franky) 

oh also the opening. its so charming and cute and i love the song...its also so hilariously basic and classic - like one of those typical 2000s anime openings where theres stock run cycles of all the main characters and theres a little animation of all the characters fighting together (and that fight doesnt actually happen, its just for the op) 

also love that leorios the only one who doesnt fight in the OP, instead getting saved from death by gon lmao. im curious if he’ll end up fighting at all (i assume a little?) and if he’ll use nen (probably healing type nen?) 

also i already wanna fistfight ging for abandoning his perfect angel son. also leorio is literally gons dad already, they even look alike wow 

that guy hanzo has done basically 0 things so far but i rlly like him already, im curious if thatll change. also sorry for calling u ‘hanzo overwatch!?!?!?!’ upon first viewing my guy 

tonpa is str8 up so annoying pls leave u pathetic loser 

tho it cracked me up when he and Evil Mr Clean were facing off and starting getting all detailed/shaded and i was like o shit is he actually badass. are we abt to see like a nen battle or st. but no....lmaooo

i found it interesting that leorio didnt really admit to wanting to be a dr at first...hes such a good dude, he kinda just let kurapika think that his motives were superficial and greedy when in actuality theyre selfless

also wanting to be rich can be a rlly interesting character motivation and i love when its done right

oh my god i cant believe it took me this long to mention the hilariously edge ED....like holy shit, its so 2000s, the song sounds like its been re-recorded like 40000 times bc of how bad the audio quality is, or something, idk how to describe music but its hilariously specific in tone and its rlly funny to see shots of the main characters smiling while this screamo whatever plays in the bg....wow. 

also s/o to killua for being king of edgy with that ‘tear of blood’ shot

i rlly like how much of the plot, especially the early hunter exam stuff, is moved along simply by gon being a good kind polite boy. 

love the fact that he and leorio and kurapika (and later killua) all team up without even saying anything...i love that, most shounen would have them be like ‘che, i cant team up with anyone, i have to prove myself ALONE or my victory wont be EARNED’ or w/e idk. who knows that might happen later but rn i love how they all effortlessly work together (and how they all contribute - without each other they would have all failed at different points) 

oh man also killuas first appearence was so funny when he drank a bunch of tonpas poisoned drinks and was like [smirks] tch, loser, im immune to poison. get dunked on. [skateboard away] i love him so fuckgin much 

omfg that part where killua looks all shoujo/kawaii and is talking abt how hes gonna kill his family or w/e and gon is just like ^_^? i love they

HOOOOLY FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT, BUT 65% OF THE REASON I MADE THIS POST WAS TO MENTION HISOKAS THEME LMAOOOOO his music being like fuckgin, spanish guitar/traditional mexican type music is sooooo goddamn funny to me for some reason, like the first time it played i was like ok whats going ON with this spanish guitar lmao but then i figured out that its his theme and god thats so funny 

hisoka is also so fuckign jojo like he could so easily be in jojo. he and dio would be the fakest best friends ever and would constantly try to kill each other on the lowdown and shittalk each other constantly in private but be super sweet to each others faces. also they would hatefuck. no im not taking criticism bye 

i rlly love everyones backstories also, and i find it interesting that weve gotten to hear/see at least some of all 4 of the MCs backstories. theyre all compelling and interesting and i cant wait to dive in further 

also calling it now but kurapika is totally gonna get way too absorbed in revenge and get fucked up/disregard their own life (maybe in the style of robin in one piece?) we’ll see but i feel like it aint gonna end well. i could be wrong, i really havent been spoiled at all, thats just my guess 

hbahjfbshjf the ep that was called ‘hisoka x is x sneaky’ was SO funny that reads like a dora the explorer ep title 

also i had no idea the ep titles were formatted like that w/the x’s and thats rlly funny 

ok but the part where leorio - who seems to be pretty bad at fighting - tries to fight hisoka - whose literal first appearence involved him effortlessly dissolving a dudes arms - is so fucking funny. leorio rlly b a premed w/no brain cells....same bro. 

also i loved the Cutthroat Kitchen portion of the hunter exam and how not a single contestant was any good at it lmaoooo. do they not have the cooking channel in hxh-verse earth 

ok i love how the main characters are all intuitive in different ways depending on their own skills, like how killua can immediately guess that kurapika has never killed anyone before after they didnt kill evil-franky

kurapika joined killua in the Edgy Corner during that part also. like, they both have legit reasons to be edgy, but the shots of kurapika sitting in the darker tunnel part was kinda funny

also killua, a literal 12 yr old, calling out kurapika for being a murder virgin was pretty hilarious 

ok also i didnt know that madhouse animated hxh which is rlly funny but w/e i love the animation especially the occasional chibi parts and the facial expressions (like killuas ‘i love murder’ catboy expressions) 

oh also when killua murdered those 2 guys and his hand was all vein-y and his nails were pointy, his hands looked like hisokas do...i wonder if thats a legit connection or it hisoka just b getting his nails did 

kurapika talking abt how even seeing a regular spider makes them rlly angry was both very sad and kinda funny. kura u have so many issues god bless 

kurapikas smackdown on evil blue franky was fuckin dope tho. and the red eyes reveal was SPOICY 

rlly love how the individual fights highlights the characters strengths/morals/motivations/whatever....the writing is already really strong tbh 

ugh ok ive ranted enough this is a Lot lmao its so disorganized but w/e 

basically i love this series so far and im rlly curious whatll happen next. also everything seems pretty chill and upbeat so far (relatively) and i know this shit gets dark and im NOT FUCKING READY. 

til next timeeee

#i think readmores are broken? sometimes? anyways i hope thats not the case and if so then im sorry everyone #im gonna schedule this for like 3 am this is just for me to ramble lmao #anyways i need a tag #uhhh #lj watches hxh #hxh #bam there we go

[flawfreed]

hello everyone !!!! it’s ya demon here, the man the mitts the legend !!! my name’s bee, i live in the est tz , i’m 19, & i go by she/her pronouns (( ~ : i hnstly havent been this excited for a rp in awhile so let’s keep it short n i’ll get right to it  ! besides tht … im rlly dependin on yall 2 make this intro work so dnt let my intro flop n just hit tht lil ♡  ! or just ask for my d*ckcord n we gon be able to make sum spici connects !!

- ̗̀ ❛ PARK CHANYEOL, HIM/HIS . ❜  ̖́- is that paxton park getting out of their car blasting perfect places by lorde? i heard they’re twenty five and they’ve been living in scarsdale for three years. i mean, i’m not surprised –– i hear their family’s networth is 650k. everyone’s always said they’re pretty adroit and dauntless, but rumor has it they can be brazen and fickle, too

ok so im ngl but pax is lowkey based off ao3 yoongi ksdjf

tho if ur not into bts n tht just sounds like nonsense ... pls ignore me (( ~ :

anyWAYS ... so for all that the media & news outlets like to paint paxton ‘ pax ‘ park as the wild child fckboy who has a new piece of candy on his arm each week, who’s constantly dripping w luxuries & fuckin it up w the big bucks ... his beginnings rlly aren’t so grand !!

brought up w next to nothing & considered dirt poor, his family consisted of a deadbeat dad who turned to the bottle after losing his job when pax was ten & a housewife momther who turned to the arms of other men for comfort until she eventually ran away when pax was thirteen

case in case ! pax had a pretty litty shitty childhood & therefore doesn’t enjoy talkin about it .. ever ... at all

w only the scars left behind to remind him of those awful times, he ... rlly likes to keep the past where it belongs ( ~ : in the fckn past 

but after escaping his father’s terrors at 16 by becoming a high school dropout & runaway, pax made it on the streets by busking where he could & working odd jobs where he couldnt

being something of a musical genius, he eventually got scouted by a record label during one of his street performances & went on to working w them as a producer by the time he was nineteen

after that ... it was rlly only a matter of time before his first few collabs were dropped ; becoming instant hits & chart toppers as his popularity only continued to rise !

by twenty one,  he’d already made a name for himself in the music industry, & after dropping a few collabs with some big name artists, he’d been rolling in the big bucks ever since !

ofc, w that came the sudden interest from those around him who would’ve looked twice before but y oinks ... welcum 2 the life of the riche n famheaus pax

but personality wise uhhhh my boy doesn't rlly give a fck abt much ?? growing up w such an awful fam  gave him a p cynical view of the world n after realizing just how much ... easier n kinder the world was to u just bc u hav some money rlly ... fcked him up a bit ?? like even more than he already was dkjf

but he’s also kind of a gigantic hypocrite bc now tht he’s rolling in money he’s terrified of going back to a life without so he’s kind of a huge workaholic  too y iKES

but at the SAME time he’s a huge partyer money lover n vainglorious bastard bc wtf is money except meant to be spent ?? 

so he like ... spits on the idea of the rich bc theyre biased n have it easy in life n they set up the poor for familiar but he also skjf can’t live without money n he’s just ... conflicted n messy n awful to ppl 99% of the time !  ( except 4 waitstaff n those who work in customer service bc he gets it !! like he’s a notoriously big tipper my buoy ! )

but yeah so even tho at heart he’s rlly just a music maker recluse that has too much money n not enough friends ... the media have taken to depicting him in this lowkey justin bieber-ish way of being this bad boy who makes bad decisions n fcks up w every breath he take ksjf ( which idk ... justin biebs kinda does so ... ( ~ :

but yeah so for plot ideas i had a couple so hmu if any of them catch ur eye !!

an ex who dated pax before he got rich ! they were super in love at the time n pax rlly thought they were the one ?? but when they were given an ultimatum between pax n their trustfund ... well ( ~ : pax learned tht love hurts n he wrote many a good love song for this person.

i’d also love a kinda mentor figure to pax who took him in under his wing after pax suddenly shot up in net worth cause damn my boy def moved to scarsdale looking like real big tryhard !! 

besides that uhhh u know the usual ! best friends, fwb, ride or dies, maybe a past employer before pax made it big n he was still working odd jobs to support himself ??, or even an enemy who treated pax like shit once n he has ... nvr forgotten cause my boy will drop ded before dropping grudges, uhhh can u say party buddies too ?? or drinking buddies if ur muse is more of a bar scene type... besides tht .. rlly just hmu w whatever im sure we could brainstorm if nothing else !!

#welcum 2 my long ass ted talk tht no one asked 4 #scarsdale:intro

[toomanyskeletons]

do all the oc asks ALL of them for AT LEAST two of your ocs (evil laughter)

“evil”

you act as if talking extensively about my ocs does not bring me joy (i’ll only do two probably bc i do have some asks from other people so i’ll have to do those with other ocs, and i’ll try to stick to the same two for the most part.

or three. maybe three.)

anyway let’s begin

1. if they had a tumblr, what would they post about?

Sam: hmm i think probably some blog like. Mostly trans positivity posts with scattered posts abt how much she loves her gf

Amelia: considering her popularity status she’d run some blog like. U kno the blogs tumblr celebrities run i guess? So like. Reblogging a few general funny posts and answering select asks while getting like 200 every day.

 2. what’s their favourite colour?

 Sam: she likes blue :o like. Light blues. Also she keeps her hair dyed light blue as well

Amelia: purple. Honestly idk much more i can say about this.

 3. What makes them laugh?

 Sam: shitty puns and memes, mostly. The type of person who laughs out loud when u just say ‘egg’. She’s probably still into ‘xD tacos’ random humour.

Amelia: the polar opposite of sam in this regard. Laughs at intellectual humor. Like. rich fancy people. I know it exists but i cant think of any specific examples. Politely laughs at things people say are funny but she does not find them actually funny.

 4. If they had one day left to live, how would they spend it?

 Sam: “lmao dw i’ll probably just go to hell anyway” wait no context is important. She’s like. Actually how do i make this not sound bad rip. Uh. basically she is a business partner of lucifer who is actually p chill but that’s another story

Anyway that means like. If she dies she’ll probably just come back as a ghost or a higher tier demon.

O fuk now i really wanna draw that

Amelia: panicking and trying to find a way to not die. She had things she wants to do and a public record to maintain and jeez  i just realised how much ames has changed compared the the first universe she was in. i mean YEAH completely different life experiences but rip

 5. Do they have any annoying habits?

 -this is really subjective bc of what different people consider annoying but

Sam: people say she laughs too much. That is not her annoying habit is, her annoying habit is tellling lucifer when people say that so lucifer can like. Ban them from reincarnation or put a curse on them or something like that. Also sometimes when she cant be bothered to go that extra step she might go into the past and become that person’s grandmother.

...that second one isnt really an annoying habit to most people but to the one guy who has to help keep control of time, it is a very annoying habit and what makes up like half of his job doings.

 Amelia: sometimes goes very over the top with things. One time she stole a magic book by becoming a security guard at the place where it was kept and then took the book and ran. So like, instead of doing things illegally, she did it also illegally and got a month’s pay from it as well.

I guess she’s like. Extra™

 6. What’s their favourite movie genre?

I s2fg i have mentioned this sometime in one of the long texts i have written involving these characters but i cant remember so

Sam: tbh probably more realistic/contemporary stuff, rom-coms, slice of life, coming of age etc. Like. her life is a science fiction/fantasy movie she’s a time traveler working with the dark lord lucifer ffs. Also she’d probably get annoyed on tiny details while watching historical stuff like

“That never happened”

“Sam it’s fiction, it’s a movie, how would they have known that”

“Well maybe they didn’t know it but it’s still fucking annoying”

 Amelia: probably similar to sam, her life is fuckin busy and always people and she’s famous so like. Escape from her life is to indulge in the normal things.

 Just as a side note this does take place in a modern-ish fantasy world so idk what fantasy movies would be considered there but. They exist. I’ll work this out sooner or later

 Also bonus character bc its fucking funny - Zeph: zephyr likes horror movies. She also likes to watch horror movies with her brother. Her brother does not share her same passion for horror movies. He has a certain threshold before he has to flee the room and cuddle someone. This is mostly why zeph likes horror movies. She is pretty picky with what she considers ‘good’ and spends most of her time making fun of horror movies.

And, like the rest of us, secretly freaks out when she is alone at night and hears a sound outside. But for significantly less long because she knows exactly how to make fun of it.

 7. What are their religious beliefs?

 Alright i might not (read: will not currently) answer this bc i’m still working out how to handle religion in this, bc basically there is historical evidence for how the world was created. But obviously that’s not the only component to religion?

Another point would be that actually i still havent got around to creating any religions yet.i still gotta get around to getting down a more detailed history of the world first but i am planning it

 8. What’s their current job (if they have one)?

Yes BITCH i have been WAITIGN for a question like this

 Sam: basically she made a deal with lucifer and runs many errands for them. But also they helped her a LOT when they helped her escape a shitty transphobic environment and also the two became best friends? So i mean she doesn’t get paid but that takes up a lot of her time

Also she, at one stage, becomes part of this thing called the council which i haven’t quite worked out how they work in this universe yet. Theyre a bunch of strong magic people who work in coordination with the Champion (more on this below) to put down rules about magic. Theyre a reused concept from this story i made when i was like. 10. So the idea does need some reworking.

 Amelia: amelia is the champion, which is basically the title given to the person who wins at a big magic competition. Its a p big job, lots of publicity and pr and often regretted by the people who do end up getting there

(like? This one guy? He was kinda like “oh yeah sounds fun” and then he fucking won and he was like “lmao i’ll lose next year” and then he kept the position for 7 years and after that got so fucking sick of it he faked his assassination and became a reclusive mysterious millionaire)

Anyway she enjoys it for the first while until there is a real threat of her being assassinated unlike the aforementioned dude

But she enjoys being around people to an extent, and like. She enjoys making people happy, so

 9. How do they react to confrontation?

 Sam: similar way to what i described before. Like. jsut the little things. Cursing them with the help of lucifer, becoming their grandmother, you know. The usual ways people deal with confrontation.

Amelia: curiosity, further questioning, keeping calm, kinda just. Being chill about it. She wants to make herself a better person, in general, and if someone is deliberately being a confrontational asshole she prefers to just state her point calmly.

 10. Do they have a criminal record?

 Sam: you know? Probably? She kills a bunch of assholes where it’s required, but also she legally doesn’t exist? So? Idk? She’s been arrested a few times, but considering there is no information on her existence at all-

*shrugs* idfk how the law works.

 Amelia: well, technically, no, she only did illegal things last universe and had a pretty fancy upbringing this universe, so there was no reason for her to do the illegals and also like. Public image and stuff. She worries a lot about public image.

 11. What’s their favourite plant?

 Another thing which i feel i have mentioned somewhere but idfk where

 Sam: likes hydrangeas. They’re pretty.

Amelia: can i just say. It is definitely not catnip. Actually. Maybe? Like. she had some pretty fuckin negative experiences with catnip where she destroyed reality for like a solid five seconds by accident and went to purgatory, but also she made two life friends out of it, so? Maybe catnip after all.

 12. Can they play any instruments?

 Sam: “does the kazoo count”

Amelia: nope

 But because this was boring, i’m going to do a special guest feature from her half brother ryan who is a semi-popular youtube vlogger/musician-y dude. or . whatever this world’s equivalent of youtube is. Uh. metube. Yotube. I’ll think about it.

 Ryan: he plays the guitar and sings and he’s damn fucking good at it and he knows it. Also he shares the same combination of forgetting how to outlet his anger in healthy ways + poor impulse control which means that about once every six months he has to buy a new guitar because he couldn’t get that song right and he hit the guitar against the floor.

(his dad is a writer and also an archangel,and one time he couldn’t work out how to start off a scene right so he exploded his laptop and had to use a typewriter for the four weeks while his other archangel buddy was fixing it - i’m getting off topic here)

 13. What are they proudest of?

 Sam: i guess just. Her life in general? Like. she’s survived up to this point, she’s doin shit, maybe not the shit she expected to be doing or the shit she imagined she’d be doing but she’s still doin it. Like. fuck you life. I survived. And she’s proud of that.

Amelia: that one time when she managed to keep her champion title the first time? And also when she made friends with the guy who she thought was a girl and also dead who turned out to be not a girl and alive and also was the champion for seven years rememebr that guy yeah that’s this guy. Anyway she made friends with him after settling some differences. And also when she stopped a whole organisation from murdering her yeah that was good too.

 14. What’s their biggest insecurity?

 Sam: okay this is Definitely Not Me Projecting here (hint: it’s me projecting) but she hates being seen as masculine at all and is very insecure when people refer to her or see her as masculine? Like if u call her butch She Will Cry and also why would you do that bc her and her girlfriend are femme as heck

Amelia: public image public image public image public image

Like. she doesn’t want to look bad, or like a bad public leader, but also, she just wants to do her own thing, u kno?

 15. What do they most often dream about?

Like. literally dream or daydream?

 Sam: probably. Mostly happy stuff. Plus random occasional vivid recollections of tramatic experiences.

Amelia: honestly who the fuck knows (i’d answer this properly but I am Almost Out O f Time)

 So yes almost out of time but thank you so much and doing this has inspired me to just completely rework my first book to make it more interesting

I know that sounds bad btu its not i promise i love oyu

(also there was a bunch of different formatting like italcs etc that was lost when icopied from here to docs sorry)

#my writing #my ocs #violetmanicwave

[survivormuxloe]

Episode #1 & 2: "so that was fun, and by fun I mean hell" - Ahrre

So I'm so confused right now lol. Like I feel like discord should have a similar format to skype, but maybe I'm just dumb and cant figure it out. Also the only people I know/heard of are on the other tribe which is fun. Hopefully I can set myself up so my lack of understanding Discord doesn't make me look like a liability to the rest of my tribe.

we legit just got into our tribes.. missus sweyn.. LOL. i legit don't know ANYONE!! APART FROM MY BABY RYAN!! LIKE WHO ARE THESE PPL? liek i've heard of rhys and malik from like other orgs but the other people like god.. why can't I just have my circlejerk like in emvv. ): and idk WHO IS EVNE ON THE OTHER TRIBE WHICH MAKES IT WORSE I COUD HAVE LIKE A BUNCH OF RLY STRONG PLAYERS who are gunna win every single immunity challenge.. and i ain't wantin to go premerge nnn. uhm. ya. thats my mood rn. Xo

Oh wow, hi it’s me, Mo. I’m going into this game with an advantage of not having a social life so I can be more active. I like my tribe so far everyone’s really nice. I only know Fabricio because he won the game I got PoTS on. But I think I’m going to withhold that information of him winning his last game because I kinda wanna be allies.

First impressions of my tribe, they’re pretty cute I guess I like people well enough but I’m always nervous about pre existing relationships people may have in other communities so that’ll be fun to manoeuvre around my plan is just to lay low be social and hopefully not stick out as a target

deadass the challenge has barely started and wes already has 2 images.. meanwhile his ass has prob spoke in the tribe chat like once and he aint comin in  my pms anytime soon so. LAMJHNFG . better hope his social game saves him over the physical x

this is my 3rd one already but this is important. linus is the first person to say haha to me. TWO! FUCKING! HA'S!!!!!! JUST SAY LOL!!!! SAY LMAO!!! IDGAF!! Omg this is geniunely my pet peeve and i wanna scream a a a a a  a a a a a  aa

Man, I'm back with Tobi from Survivor Ko Chang and that scares me to death. He claims he wants to start on a clean slate with me and work together again, but I don't trust him one bit and the first opportunity I have to take him out, I'm gonna do it, cuz I can't have somebody like him around. Bad for my game.

On the other hand of the spectrum, I know Michael from Zwooper and we've always had a good relationship so I think that's one person I can fully align with right out of the gate. I've also worked up some social connections with Dani, Jose and Ahrre so far, and they all seem pretty chill for the most part.

Right now, my focus is to win. I'm gonna go hard in this first immunity challenge and rack up as many points as I can. Losing the first challenge always sucks and I wanna make sure that doesn't happen for me again.

Okay im like mad excited to play this game. One Ive been kinda down, and this should help me be able to invest my time into something and potentially help me feel better.

Seeing this cast. I love it. I have really only worked with Felix in a past org before but we havent talked in ages. So I dont have any past connections which feels great because I hate people assuming were working together because were friends?. So this wont happen this season which is great.

So far my tribe is okay. Havent had a chance to speak alot to everyone yet. However the people I have done are alright. So far my favorite person is Scott or Scooty Toots. Hes British as well as me, he's 18 and we're both starting University without a clue what were doing. Like twins?!? So hopefully he feels the same way about me too.

Alliances are key. I want to make a few smaller ones to form a majority for me. Like two allainces of three. Giving me 4 allies. Not sure if this will happen soon or not, but its my goal to take control of this game, as Ive never done it before. I dont want to come across as controling however so smaller groups is the way to do it in my head.

Omfg y'all...... The game started like maybe 16 hours ago and I have barely spoken to most of my tribe bc I was a lil busy last night & had some damage control to handle in EMVV but like..... ??? I already found the idol in the Play Room CTFUUUU. We fucking stan. I immediately told my son Scooty because he's my bae.... I haven't had my hands on an idol in an org since like...... 703 San Marcos when I was voted out w it in my pocket (i think?? i cant remember any others so..) so BEST BELIEVE I'm going to use this correctly. THAT IS MY MAIN MISSION. I'm craving that satisfaction of a successful idol play...... I would love to cross that off my imaginary org goals list..... BUT WHEW I'M PUMPED.

I am making a pact with myself to not be an overly annoying gamebot this season because I just wanna have fun with it and make it a chaotic season, and this lil buddy is gonna allow me to be as extra and messy and turbulent as I please <3 big dick energy

Helloo so here I am doing this org thingy so you're stuck with my thoughts of regret until I die, or you could just not read them that's also an option.

Anyhow god save the queen blabla after more time that it should've taken me I get that I'm in one of two tribes of 9 which is kinda good because with snaller tribes I feel lime everything is more claustrophobic and shit hits the wall the moment we lose a challenge. But with 9 players imo I feel more relaxed.

So summary of who am I stuck with, there are a few who I know from before so let's start with that.

First off Jose, already played an org with him and we were good allies so my first instinct was to call him a bastard and hey he took it well so hopefully it will be a smooth sailing with that lad.

But after Jose I don't expect the meta to be kind to me.

Michael and Mo were both in my last org and I blindsided them both. Tbh they were good allies until that point so I'm more than willing to work with them in this game, hopefully they feel the same way.

But anyhow then there's Felix who I think I technically played with? We meet during a merge and he went out early without us ever talking much so really this is gonna be my first time really playing with him, he's the only one that I haven't talked to yet though I hope he gets online.

Then there's Tobi. I've heard of him and from the get go he strike me as a very straight shoot-y player. Those are always interesting to play with so let's see how that goes.

There's Dani, she seems nice and compared to Tobi she seems more social instead of strategy focused but then again it's been one day and I'm talking out of my ass.

Then there's jaylen who seems nice aswell even if I haven't talked much to him.

And finally David the absolute unit, and I say that bc he instantly started focusing on the challenge, which is a breath of fresh air plus he's Canadian so what's not to like thus far.

Talking about the challenge I get anxiety by just looking at it, scavenger hunts are always hard for me bc I live with people and I want them to remain thinking I am a normal member of society so I always need to be sneaky to do this crap, plus I don't have a car or anything so I have to use public transport if I need to go anywhere.

Apart from that well I would like to set up a 5 man majority alliance just to be safe, my only fear is the ever so feared overplaying-doom. But I feel like someone like tobi would jump on that idea pretty easily so I'll have a chat with him about that idea.

Oh and also look at me I remembered to guess for the idol TWO times in a row. I could die this very same week doesn't matter that's already an improvement on my usual gameplay.

Hi since I’m required to do these once an episode, I’ll use this one to talk about my tribe and maybe a few on the other tribe that I saw were on.

Guacamole - They seem fun. I talked with them last night, but our convo went short because we played jack box together. They seem nice though.

Linus - Mix feelings. I can get a completely loyal Linus here, or a cutthroat linus, so I’m kinda wary right now towards him but the vibes I’m getting I don’t think he’s going to be an issue, atleast for now.

Madison/Madisin - She was also at the jackbox last night and I enjoyed her, she was dying laughing at the games and I thought she was funny. So hopefully I get a chance to talk to her today.

Malik - Who? Let’s not talk about that bitch.

Rhys - He literally waits until we’re in a game to talk to me, so I peep it. And you could say I should reach out to him but it’s annoying when I have and he doesn’t do it until we’re in a game together. Boggles the mind. If I can overcome doing that, so can you. But I enjoy our current coversation as of the moment.

Ryan - We just played Mount Olympus together recently and that was a bust for us both. I’m kind of hoping we can be on the same side since it’s been a while since that’s happened. However, Ryan says he just wants to have fun so I don’t fault him if he does crazy things down the road!!

Scooter - I don’t know about him yet. We haven’t talked at all but he seems interesting. Maybe I can give a better opinion when we talk.

Steven - Very hilarious and I’m also intrigued by him. His thinking and way of talking during the jackbox had me DYING I loved it. I think he’s my new favorite new person here so far.

Wes - I only saw him once but we haven’t talked yet so idk what to say. He said he’s from ndims and is an alias of someone, I just don’t know if I know the alias since I was on that site also. But hopefully it could be someone who knows me as Orlando.

Now for the people I know on the other tribe:

Ahrre - I cant stand him too much after our last season of JPORG. He has this self righteous attitude to him and I don’t like it. However, I warmed up to him a bit during the movie times we had been present for awhile back so hopefully if we see each other again, I won’t have that opinion anymore.

Big Tuna aka Danielle - YASSS I love ha! I know her from the Skype minis and she’s amazing. I hope I finally get to play with her for once in a non mini game ❤️

Felix - Felix is a fucking wildcard. I love him, but he has really pissed me off in games in the past, and I’m hoping this one won’t be like those other ones.

Jaylen - A mess but a friend! He plays how he wants and doesn’t care what people thinks or tweaking it to better it but that’s Jaylen for you! Accept it or don’t phew.

Jose - He’s a fucking snake at times LOL but he’s lovely. I wouldn’t mind too much of being on a tribe with him.

That’s all from me for now so hope I stay around longer to see how this season goes!

so the tea is that this tribe is drier than an old lady's pussy and its so hard to talk to these people... there are no personalities... the only people i feel mildly happy talking to are ahhre and jose... and the tea is that both of them asked to be allies w me im like o ok sis lets do this so i have at least like 2 votes i know abt... and i know david from a prior org but thats not really a good thing bc i fucked him over hardcore and like... he knows im a snake LKJHDFSLK I really don't know how to maneuver strategically with this cast butttt ill try my best hehe

Oh wow!! I can't believe I haven't made a confessional yet what a shocker. BUT HI! I'm kind of just trying to get myself acquainted with everyone in the group, I'm not as active as I'd like to be :C but I'm trying my best teehee. On the first night or so Linus, Malik, Stephen, Madison and I played Jackbox games and it was SUPER LIT and We bonded over that and I'm v happy about thatttt. (ofc I already know madison and I already love her but I haven't talked to her in game yet aklsdjf) I just started talking with Scooty today, or Scooty? I might just call him Scooty, ANYWAY yeah we got to talk about how we type similarly and that was nice, we bonded over that and it was littY. I also got to talk to Rhys!! He also seems like a neat guy - I still haven't talked to him a lot but I think he's cool. I honestly don't know who else is on the tribe, Wes and Ryan right? Wes and I talked a little bit, but barely. and Ryan hasn't talked to me at all lmao. Hopefully right now I've made enough connections though. I'd like to make tribe swap so I can meet more people and make friends lololol - wish me luck gang!

I’m getting along with everyone really well so I know I won’t be the first fine at the very least so I just need to lay low laugh and Kiki with everyone and hopefully I can survive for the long term

I’m doing the Scavenger Hunt and knowing me I decided to wait till the last two hours to do everything I can. So now I have an hour and a half to film a bunch of videos

Okay so talking to my tribe Im begining to feel less at ease with them. Mostly because most of them hardly seem to talk. Which dosent bode well for me. Could mean im on the outs and they dont like me. Or that They're all inactive.

Madison seems like the easy boot right now just because like, who?!?. Shes not been around Ive messaged her once and she left me on read.

So Steven had to leave but we still have to do the challenge as if he was competing which PROBABLY means were going to tribal. So ive been working on getting an allaince going. Ive talked to Malik and Brought the Idea of us forming a trio with someone. Luckly he picked Linus because I talk to him aswell. So fingers crossed we can get that going.

I also have a great feeling from Scooty aka scott. So like Hopefully i can get another trio with him going aswell. So then I will be solid untiill a swap.

I do have a concern that Scott and Ryan are close and Malik and Linus are close. More so that I would be their second choice out of the trio if one is made. However thats not going to effect me I dont think this early. So fingers Crossed.

uhm so!! STEVEN QUIT which im rly sad for two reasons. one for him bc i know he wanted to do well and i hope hes doing ok and i geniunely wish the best for him and the other reason is selfish bc i literally.. planted my seeds on him already? like. all that work for nothin. and now we sitting here actin as if madison aint afk and aint gunna submit nothing..

like its the only reason ive done these dumb videos so that i wont be seen as the weak link if we ever lose again almdlddg.. but uhm hopefully my seeds that are in rhys/jones keep me safe bc if madison gets out here i have ryan/rhys/jones to keep me safe.. so im not gonna be that upset if we lose LOL esp bc ik linus/malik r gunna be scary af later on

hopefully we win tho? so i dont have to deal with this stress? i dont wanna relive louvre where i visitted every single premerge tribal except for 2.. even tho i did well hehe uhm. YAH WE’LL SEE :)

I'm kinda bummed that this last challenge wasn't immunity anymore because we smoked the other tribe, LOL. But at the same time, I'm glad cuz I wouldn't wanna lose the challenge after one of my tribe members quit, that'd just be sad as fuck, LOL.

Also, I feel a good rapport developing further between Danielle and I. I feel like her and I can dominate this game together, but I can't get too ahead of myself here. The first couple of rounds are meant to create social bonds and I feel like I've done a good job of that thus far. Only person I haven't talked to is Jaylen and I'm okay with that, cuz if we lose the immunity challenge, he's most likely the first one to go.

Okay, thankgoodness that the challenge was changed to reward last minuet. Because we wouldve gone to tribal.  Maddison is legit missing. I dont even care if we win or loose this next challenge because she needs to go.

So firstly that reward was weird like woo thanks pretty crown but there’s nothing else so I’m thinking that someone else has the clue and my best bet would be jaylen bc he got the Crown Jewels the most important piece. Overall I’m very nervous for this battleship challenge because in my mind it’s mostly luck based so my fate is really out of my hands.

Well, not much honestly but I'm gonna write a confessional for round 1 and stuff so I don't get a strike

The game is going okay I'm trying not to be aggressive talking to people, but just letting people come to me and make conversation right now honestly I'm trying to play UTR since I think considering madison doesn't exist right now I think I'm able to do that TBH. Hopefully it all works out.

I volunteered to do the battleship challenge thing because I have no life and it looked like no one else was gonna volunteer.

I actually know Linus he played with me in Epic SBB in Hell, so that's nice to not be going in with no connections period.

Sorry this wasn't that long but it's something I guess

If we lose probably another confessional will be writen but right now there isn't much to report

I’m for sure feeling a little bit more nervous now because a lot of this challenge is about being organised and teamwork and we could barely have someone sit out so fingers crossed

Heyo so we won the challenge so that was fun, and by fun I mean hell but hey we've got bragging rights, which is pretty much it since unfortunately Steven was medevaced out of da game so even though the other tribe lost they didn't go to tribal.

A bit annoying knowing you did that for nothing but oh well the other tribe seems to be having a rough time by itself with steven quitting and someone (Madison I think) not submitting anything lol

And I say for nothing bc technically we won reward but it was one of those first come first serve things and I only got seved a jpg image so nothing fancy there...

But at least now the next challenge is something where 8 out of 9 people on the tribe don't have to do anything and you bet your ass after that first challenge I'm gonna be one of the 8. David the unit took it upon himself to carry us to victory so godspeed lad.

However this challenge is pretty luck based so I'm saying fuck that I'm not talking my chances.

Following last confessional I talked to tobi about making an alliance and he was onboard, he proposed to have Jose on it which is great since that was my idea anyways, plus I told dani and she was also on board, and to finish up the hipotetical majority of 5 she said he was cool with Michael.

I haven't talked to him yet and Jose hasn't been online but hopefully we should be fine.

Ngl would like to have an alliance with david and felix too, david bc he seems like a total lad with the challenges and Felix because he later told me he felt the most confortable with me.

But regardless hopefully we won't even have to go to tribal (and if we do at least there are other options for the vote)

For now I shall be the dumb cheerleader of the bunch for a game of battleship.

Ahhh, I feel so bad that I lost the challenge for my tribe. I feel like going into a challenge with the weight of the win or loss stacked against you is huge. But I did come REALLY close and my tribe seems to respect that I almost got us the win. I don't think I'll go anywhere tomorrow for tribal, but you never know.

Yesss we won immunity. I’m happy we could after Steven left. They made our challenge a reward for that and we lost but it’s fine because WE WON immunity phew. And it’s all thanks to Wes. So far to me, Madison is looking the easiest vote off right now because I haven’t talked to her and I haven’t seen her so that’s my view on it. The three I talk to the most on my tribe are Rhys, Linus and Scoots. Then Ryan and Guacamole. Then Wes and finally Madison. I hope this game doesn’t pull a JPORG Fitzroy Island, I don’t wanna be screwed over by a random ass tribe swap. But I basically dig my tribe and hope that I won’t be the first to go.

Whew we won?! What. I thought we were gonna fuckin loose. Noah fence Wes.

Sad tings though because Madison is probably going to strike out. Oh well.

Ya boi still hasn’t gone to tribal so stay mad.

It’s fucking gross having to go to tribal council and I can’t be dealing but I seem to have found myself in two alliances with only dani connecting the two so I’m gonna work with dani to ride this middle ground and make it further

I’m going home omfg. I can’t really have a deep convo with anyone, which means I don’t have an alliance even though I’m sure one has been made ugh. I’m gonna focus on surviving this round then seeing what I can get set up next round. Wish me luck whew

I’m pissed because it’s super obvious that the other 7 on my tribe are in a mega tight alliance. Steven was my only alliance in this hole game, and like, he even told me he found an idol and then on his way out he didn’t even slip me the idol??? Can’t wait to be voted out 7-1 because he wanted a souvenir.

So the tea is that ahrre and I made an alliance of 5 which includes him, me, Jose, Dani, and Michael which I think is cute but they are really boring so meh idk I’ll just flip during merge x JDJSJD I’m a messy bitch

ugh i'm so glad we won immunity bc our tribe is already severely lacking in strong members bc Steven left us out to perish and Madison aint shown her face yet... so the numbers getting back to even is great for us <3

Right so unfortunately we lost the battleship game so that means we're heading to the first tribal of the game, fun stuff.

Now as we lost I got the Me-michael-jose-dani-tobi alliance set up. Meanwhile Felix was telling me that for him it was between Jose or Jaylen, since they've been the least active. Understandable but more understandable is that I'm in an alliance with Jose so for me it seems like it's gonna be Jaylen, who I also haven't spoken much with so I don't mind, albeit every tribal we go to before swapping or merging I see it as a potential ally down the line going home, which shucks.

Either way the alliance (and everyone else for that matter) agreed on jaylen, I also told Jose in kind words to get his shit together before he gets sent home but that's pretty much it. I'm gonna try to lay down for now I don't want to bring any unwanted attention to myself.

Hopefully tribal goes well.

Oh wow hi it’s me, Mo. Ok so currently the plan is to vote out Jaylen which I don’t have a problem with, it’s kinda sad because he is actually really nice but somewhat inactive. I’m on my way to get a burger and fries and I’m fucking ecstatic like I’m so fucking hungry it’s stupid. Also watch me get blindsided.

So we went into this chalenge on a high after wining the reward and I was the one who got the most points out of everyone :))). Although I’m nervous this will put a target on my back, I’m happy that I have kind of proven my dominance in this game! After losing the challenge, I’m upset!! This was all luck based which sucks! After that, I started talking more with Felix, David, Michael and Ahree. Within the span of like 30 minutes, I got added to 2 seperate groups. I was like “iiii” because this can get messy fast. Michael is in both of the groups as well so I don’t feel too bad because at least there is someone else in my position as well. I get along with Felix a lot and have had quite a few good convos with him! David seems to want to lead things in the group he made, which is whatever. Keeps the target off of me, especially if we go to tribal again. I expect to make more confessionals throughout the course of the game, usually videos but I’m pretty tired right now haha.

I just took a nap and there's no tribal and I'm always trying my best. My tribe doesn't hate me for some reason even though I sure would. Oh well. I really miss Steven I hope he's okay.

Steven quit half way through this episode. Then Jaylen was voted out 8-1. 

#episode #royallyyours

[royaltyau-logs]

RAU -- F2: The Church

Assassin Lavi where are we going again Assassin Lavi are we there yet Assassin Lavi are we there yet Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Princess Zuki is dying

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet Assassin Deak are we there yet

Princess Zuki are we there yet

Assassin Lavi /me are we there yet

Assassin Deak haha good job, lavi

Princess Zuki /me are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Pegasus Knight Lena shut the fuck up

Assassin Deak yes ma'am

Princess Zuki Afraid

Assassin Lavi ......

Assassin Deak ....

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet?

Assassin Lavi :'>

Pegasus Knight Lena im going to slaughter you two

Princess Zuki pls dont slaughter me they started it

Assassin Deak slaughter me Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Princess Zuki are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak 4th wall whining

Assassin Lavi did Zuki die yet

Princess Zuki are we there yet Princess Zuki yes i did

Assassin Lavi swEET can I have ur kingdom

Princess Zuki nah!

Assassin Deak can,, can i have it?

Assassin Lavi what if I share it Assassin Lavi with Deak Assassin Lavi specifically

Princess Zuki nO

Assassin Deak ,,, Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Assassin Deak lOUDER 4TH WALL WHINING

Assassin Lavi really tho are we there yet idk this territory that well

Princess Zuki i have No Idea

Assassin Lavi how do yo not know isn't this around your turf Assassin Lavi oh

Princess Zuki bitch i grew up in the castle

Assassin Lavi right b/c ur a shut-in

Pegasus Knight Lena yikes

Assassin Deak lavi, carry me Assassin Deak i'm tired of walking

Princess Zuki >:/

Assassin Deak neeehhh

Assassin Lavi no Assassin Lavi jump on the pegasus or something if ur tired I'm not ur steed

Assassin Deak laaaviiiiii

Pegasus Knight Lena fuck off dont you dare

Assassin Lavi no

Assassin Deak leaning on lavi

Assassin Lavi ....... Assassin Lavi shoves him Assassin Lavi : >

Assassin Deak carry me Assassin Deak ahbhgbHBSHFBG

Assassin Lavi goes skipping ahead Assassin Lavi tra-la-la

Assassin Deak aLMOST FALLS Assassin Deak ..... Assassin Deak skips after him

Princess Zuki ,,,is getting nervous bcuz of those two

Assassin Deak jabs lavi's side and jumps away, snickering

Assassin Lavi jumps!!!! Assassin Lavi >: (

Assassin Deak >: )

Assassin Lavi kicks at Deak's sIDE

Assassin Deak ?!?!?!

Assassin Lavi >: ) Assassin Lavi skipping is now spRINTING

Assassin Deak gETS HIT AND JUST Assassin Deak looks at lavi

Assassin Lavi b y e b i t c h

Assassin Deak sPRINTS AFTER HIM

Queen Alma: Would you two cease your tomfoolery already?

Assassin Deak we're going to get lost and it's going to get us lost Assassin Deak oh shit i forgot about her

Queen Alma okay bye i suppose

Assassin Lavi doDGES BACK and around Deak back towards everyone else lmao

Assassin Deak wait what the fuck was that wording

Assassin Lavi is like 5

Assassin Deak idk

Princess Zuki gets rlly nervous around alma tBH

Pegasus Knight Lena :3c

Queen Alma i hate this trip already u guys havent said a single thing wtf

Princess Zuki is just Silent

Assassin Lavi 'scuse me ur Highness Alma just gonna hide behind u for a moment laughing like a little shit : >

Princess Zuki @ghost thing pls leave soon\

Queen Alma: I presume you've been briefed on the going-ons lately, Princess? Figuring it borders on your domain also?

Assassin Lavi waggly fingers at Deak

Queen Alma: Unless you haven't been paying attention, that is.

Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP AND NODS QUICKLY Princess Zuki: y-yes, ma'am! that is why i'm here.

Queen Alma: Good, good. And why are you two here, exactly?

Assassin Deak .... Assassin Deak slowly walks back to the others

Assassin Lavi: Hm?

Queen Alma: Actually, it doesn't matter.

Assassin Deak just gonna stay silent

Assassin Lavi shrugs and smiles impishly at Deak Assassin Lavi: Givin' up already?

Princess Zuki ,,,just. nervously looks around

Assassin Deak i'm going to punch you

Pegasus Knight Lena u guys r dumb

Queen Alma: Either way, as you should know, the Church is shared between the borders of Aeyusea and Cicia, and as such is a common place between the two Kingdoms. It isn't uncommon to have them merge in the church, and at times ends with someone switching the Kingdom they're residing in. With limitations of course - once you move a Kingdom you become a traitor to the other and aren't allowed access to the opposing side. The church allows a method to switch, or to prevent any... harm coming from entering the opposite side as it normally would.

Princess Zuki nod nod

Queen Alma: However, recently an increase in odd creatures along the border has occurred, and these have moved between the Kingdoms and... ah... killed some of the residents of either Kingdom.

Assassin Lavi define "dumb" Assassin Lavi b/c I beg to differ

Assassin Deak kinda sorta listening, kinda sorta not Assassin Deak just. plotting a murder

Queen Alma: Hence the need for us to figure out what is happening over there to cause it. It has already been pinpointed to be the location the beasts are spawning from.

Pegasus Knight Lena you and your brother Pegasus Knight Lena is the definition

Assassin Lavi: Beasts y'say? Assassin Lavi: An' here I thought this was a vacationary road trip

Assassin Deak y a w  n s

Assassin Lavi kidding

Assassin Deak sTRETCHEEESSS

Queen Alma: I would be more wary than you both are being currently. Queen Alma: From what I understand, the creatures do quite a well job at ripping things apart. Queen Alma : / Queen Alma at least the princess has more sense

Assassin Deak can't be too casual but is always looking for the sweet embrace of death

Princess Zuki noDS

Assassin Deak: sounds like my kind of trip.

Assassin Lavi just gives Deak a look

Queen Alma: Does it now?

Assassin Lavi u stop that

Princess Zuki: ...please start acting like you'll leave alive.

Assassin Deak: mhm~

Princess Zuki: we have reputations to hold up.

Assassin Deak l a u  g h s

Princess Zuki S A V A G E

Assassin Lavi: We've been well trained in the arts of self-defense. There's no need to worry over our well-being, Your Highness.

Queen Alma: Surely, otherwise you would be lesser than a fool to join us. Queen Alma wait then why is the princess here

Princess Zuki bcuz

Queen Alma are you going to finish that thought

Assassin Lavi that's a good question

Princess Zuki ,,,

Assassin Lavi but I didn't ask b/c I don't really care

Princess Zuki i have no idea where mr kanda is and i need to show the people i car E

Queen Alma maybe the beasts killed kanda

Assassin Lavi she's here to be the sacrificial bait Assassin Lavi : >

Princess Zuki he probably tastes too gross to eat Princess Zuki I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen Alma who said anything about eating Queen Alma these creatures dont eat the people they kill

Princess Zuki ,,,,oh

Queen Alma they just kill them to kill them

Assassin Deak they tore him apart

Queen Alma yeah

Assassin Deak rest in pieces, kanda

Princess Zuki mr kanda's too strong to lose so,,, um,,, he's alive,,,

Queen Alma if youre so sure Queen Alma: There's the church. Queen Alma who's going in first Queen Alma : )

Assassin Lavi raises his hand over his eye and squints

Assassin Deak ,,,

Assassin Lavi: There indeed~

Princess Zuki looks at lavi n deak Princess Zuki they go in first >:U

Assassin Deak steps, over behind lavi Assassin Deak shoves him

Princess Zuki theyre nothin but Trouble

Assassin Deak: go on.

Pegasus Knight Lena hahahah Pegasus Knight Lena lame

Assassin Lavi looks-- Assassin Lavi HEY Assassin Lavi ELBOWS Deak Assassin Lavi >: (

Pegasus Knight Lena oh my god pls dont do this again

Assassin Deak sLAPS lavi on the back of the head

Assassin Lavi: ....... Assassin Lavi Later (tm) Assassin Lavi >:L

Assassin Deak : > Assassin Deak anyway, Assassin Deak: lavi should go in first.

Assassin Lavi: Perhaps it is presumptuous of me, but I assume-- Assassin Lavi: no

Queen Alma: Who?

Assassin Deak: ... Assassin Deak fu ck Assassin Deak fUCK FUCK FUCK Assassin Deak: uh...

Assassin Lavi ....

Assassin Deak: meow?

Queen Alma: I didn't know that was your name?

Assassin Lavi WAY TO GO SHITBIRD

Princess Zuki: ...

Queen Alma looks @ lavi

Assassin Deak FUCK

Assassin Lavi: ...its not

Assassin Deak: it's a nickname.

Princess Zuki siGHS

Queen Alma: ..........

Princess Zuki: i'll go in.

Assassin Deak: we have nicknames for each other.

Queen Alma: You two contradict one another far too much.

Princess Zuki A BRAVE

Queen Alma: It makes you suspicious. Queen Alma :I

Princess Zuki heads on in tbH

Assassin Lavi: ...he thinks he's clever

Queen Alma o there she go

Assassin Lavi: So he gives me stupid nicknames

Queen Alma narrows her eyes at them

Assassin Lavi :I

Queen Alma: I see. Queen Alma fucking liars

Assassin Deak i Assassin Deak i'm tired so i'm not even gong to argue Assassin Deak this is why i stay quiet

Queen Alma: Well, we ought not waste more time with trivial names. Queen Alma follows after zuki Queen Alma im watching u two

Assassin Lavi guess this means we can go in last : >

Pegasus Knight Lena: Hurry up and go in you two.

Assassin Lavi good luck everyone else

Pegasus Knight Lena no fuck u im going last

Assassin Lavi tailing along Assassin Lavi second-last then Assassin Lavi w/e

Princess Zuki coME ON PEOPLE

Assassin Deak follows

Princess Zuki I HAVE PRINCESS DUTIES BACK AT HOME TO ATTEND TO

Assassin Deak ain't scared Assassin Deak no way

Assassin Lavi assuming u even survive

Pegasus Knight Lena goes in after them and slams the door rlly loud bc y not

Assassin Deak jUMPS

Assassin Lavi was that necessary

Pegasus Knight Lena lauGHS Pegasus Knight Lena IT SCARED HIM

Assassin Lavi also kinda jumped a little tbh

Assassin Deak whirls around, holding his breath

Pegasus Knight Lena iS LAUGHing

Assassin Deak tries to laugh to show he finds it funny but Assassin Deak doesn't

Pegasus Knight Lena: My apologies. Pegasus Knight Lena totally insincere but Pegasus Knight Lena turns to try and open the door Pegasus Knight Lena .........................

Assassin Deak: ...it's quite alright. Assassin Deak ...................

Pegasus Knight Lena: .....................................

Princess Zuki ....................

Assassin Lavi just kinda looking between Lena and Alma and Zuki

Pegasus Knight Lena: It's locked, ahahahahhh..................................

Assassin Lavi: ....... Assassin Lavi: Well that's what you get for slamming it Assassin Lavi: Probably broke the damn thing Assassin Lavi smfh

Pegasus Knight Lena oops

Princess Zuki: ...doors don't break like that.

Assassin Lavi: Way to go

Princess Zuki couGHS

Assassin Lavi: Its possible

Queen Alma: There are other doors, let's continue moving. Stop breaking doors. Queen Alma very intense eye roll here

Assassin Lavi shrugging and following along

Princess Zuki follOWS TOO

Assassin Lavi is making it a point to look up also b/c nobody ever looks up and that's usually where shit is sitting in wait lmao

Queen Alma or behind you Queen Alma maybe you should walk backwards too

Assassin Lavi Deak is behind me Assassin Lavi and Lena is behind him

Queen Alma: As you can see, the church is in disarray. Prior to those beasts, it had been well kept, figuring it was the centerpoint between our two Kingdoms.

Princess Zuki nods

Queen Alma: What a mess.

Assassin Deak is getting really tired of this act tbh Assassin Deak really really tired but

Pegasus Knight Lena what act squinty eyes

Assassin Lavi kinda looks like something I'd expect to see in Birland tbh Assassin Lavi my kinda scenery Assassin Lavi: ...guess the beasts must'a got the groundskeeper

Princess Zuki: my mother would... visit this place regularly, a-as an act of peace.

Assassin Lavi just gonna kinda skirt around the room and give the place a look-see for signs of any alleged "beasts" like carnage or damage etc. Assassin Lavi scratches... bones... droppings... any of that fun stuff

Queen Alma: Ironically this Church was built over the grounds that the dead soldiers were buried in when the War between our Kingdoms occurred in the last reigns. It was built for peace over the bodies of soldiers of both sides.

Princess Zuki nod nod

Assassin Lavi: ...so this place has catacombs underneath?

Assassin Deak: ....how interesting.

Queen Alma: It does. The Church sealed the catacombs years ago due to an... accident. Queen Alma side eyes zuki

Princess Zuki looks down Princess Zuki nods tho

Assassin Deak hums,,

Assassin Lavi: ...accident?

Assassin Deak slowly tilts his head Assassin Deak steps up to walk beside of lavi

Queen Alma casually doesn't reply to that

Assassin Lavi tilting his head also

Princess Zuki coughs,,,

Assassin Lavi: So... allegedly it should still be locked up, ya?

Queen Alma: There were reports that the catacombs had been opened sometime prior, but when I had come to check they were still sealed.

Assassin Lavi hums

Queen Alma: The only object out of place was a marble, but I presume a child had dropped it when the last event was held.

Assassin Deak is actually interested Assassin Deak jiji would love this place

Assassin Lavi: So were they sealed to keep people out... or... to keep something in?

Queen Alma frowns

Princess Zuki: ...to keep people out. Princess Zuki isnt even gonna entertain that thought

Assassin Deak: ...astonishing. Assassin Deak: simply amazing.

Assassin Lavi: Grave-robbers, mayhaps?

Queen Alma: ...

Assassin Deak there's that twinkle in his eye

Princess Zuki: anyone.

Assassin Lavi rolls his eye Assassin Lavi: Obviously.

Princess Zuki scratches the back of her head

Assassin Deak: it's very interesting.

Princess Zuki looks down again

Assassin Lavi hums Assassin Lavi: So should we see if the place is still sealed up as its supposed to be?

Princess Zuki: ...are you volunteering? Princess Zuki glanCES BACK AT HIM

Assassin Lavi laughs Assassin Lavi: Not a chance.

Queen Alma: There is another thing.

Assassin Lavi: The trained soldier should be the one to check it out first, right? Assassin Lavi looking @ u Lena

Pegasus Knight Lena offended Pegasus Knight Lena glares

Assassin Deak: another thing?

Assassin Lavi I am but a humble Earl's son don't expect me to go in there first

Pegasus Knight Lena: I believe you had mentioned you were well-trained, did you not Lavi?

Assassin Deak is thoroughly interested now

Assassin Lavi: Astor Assassin Lavi: Its Astor Assassin Lavi : /

Assassin Deak glances back at lena Assassin Deak: i am the only one allowed to call him that.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Then perhaps publicly calling such isn't wise.

Assassin Lavi: And I said I was trained to defend myself, but surely nowhere near as trained as yourself even so.

Pegasus Knight Lena wimps

Assassin Deak: ladies first.

Assassin Lavi I believe that's what we in Birland prefer to call a wise choice

Queen Alma .................. Queen Alma: No, nevermind. Queen Alma: The catacomb entrance is just through here. Queen Alma gestures to the archway

Assassin Lavi: But now we're curious~

Assassin Deak: you... you said there was another thing.

Queen Alma: It has no connection to this event.

Assassin Deak ,,,nods slowly

Assassin Lavi shrugs and follows along at the rear, keeping his eye and ears and smell open for anything weird

Princess Zuki oughta make deak and lavi go first since they're so interested >:/

Pegasus Knight Lena which one of u is gonna get hit by the falling chandelier Pegasus Knight Lena that happens in horror movies rite

Assassin Deak me Assassin Deak i am

Princess Zuki will make a Heroic Sacrifice if she does

Pegasus Knight Lena are you

Pegasus Knight Lena hEROIC SACRIFICES ARENT ALLOWED IN THIS GANG

Assassin Deak that'd be a fancy way to die

Princess Zuki bUT IM A PRINCESS

Queen Alma: As I said, the entrance to the catacombs is sealed. Queen Alma told u bitches

Princess Zuki nods

Queen Alma: No one has opened them since the incident, thankfully.

Assassin Deak is starting to get cold chills ngl Assassin Deak doesn't know if they're from fear or something else

Princess Zuki nods again

Princess Zuki: it's... how it should be. Princess Zuki is kinda quiet she doesnt wanna annoy

Assassin Lavi we brought torches to see by right

Assassin Deak no Assassin Deak haha jk idk

Pegasus Knight Lena it isnt dark losers

Assassin Lavi oh okay

Princess Zuki is just kinda lowkey a bystander

Pegasus Knight Lena wait is it

Assassin Deak oooo spooky scary

Assassin Lavi idk I assumed b/c we're inside unless there's windows Assassin Lavi and daylight

Princess Zuki i thought it'd be somewhat like a cave as in it's dark naturally bcuz no natural light Princess Zuki besides torches or w/e

Assassin Lavi: So y'know for sure this place has stayed sealed up the whole time? What if someone opened and shut it again so it just looks that way?

Pegasus Knight Lena ok ur rite Pegasus Knight Lena then we r dumb and didnt bring torches rip 4ever

Assassin Lavi wow that is terrible planning

Assassin Deak sux 2 suqq

Queen Alma: There isn't signs of tampering. By all means, try to pry it open if you'd like.

Assassin Deak luckily, i see well in the dark so

Queen Alma is v far from the sealed catacomb entrance Queen Alma like v far

Assassin Lavi same

Queen Alma not getting near if ur gonna try that

Assassin Lavi hums and goes near the door I guess

Pegasus Knight Lena holy shit dont

Princess Zuki stands back n watches

Assassin Deak walks with lavi

Princess Zuki: u...um...

Assassin Lavi: ...y'know this'd be easier if we had some light

Assassin Deak bye, here we go

Assassin Lavi: to see by Assassin Lavi who's the wimp now

Assassin Deak : >

Pegasus Knight Lena me but id rather not die

Princess Zuki glances up at alma like "are u sure ur gonna let them do this"

Pegasus Knight Lena if something comes out of that

Queen Alma has left the room

Assassin Deak goodbye alma

Assassin Lavi just kinda lightly testing the door for movement. Isn't dumb enough to actually open it tho lol

Princess Zuki is sloooowly backing away

Assassin Deak i want to open it Assassin Deak cAN I OPEN IT?

Assassin Lavi do not

Pegasus Knight Lena also backing off

Assassin Lavi holding his hand against a crack in the doors to feel if air is coming through it too

Assassin Deak there could be something interesting behind it and we could discover something no one else has

Assassin Lavi b/c if there's air coming through its not that tight

Pegasus Knight Lena: Well?

Princess Zuki ,,,,is gonna leave the room too

Assassin Lavi: ...Its hard to tell... but I think I feel a little bit of a draft through the cracks... just a little

Princess Zuki leaves the room too

Assassin Lavi bye Zuki

Princess Zuki qu EEN ALMA WHERE ARE U I FEEL UNSAFE

Queen Alma far away Queen Alma actually i just went to go get a torch

Assassin Deak 's eye widens and he just gets this spark of mischief Assassin Deak looks at lavi

Princess Zuki pls let me stay next to u im afraid

Queen Alma im back at the entrance Queen Alma ill be right back

Assassin Deak: ;; deak confirmed for the dumb, curious one in a horror game/movie

Pegasus Knight Lena: So it was opened then.

Assassin Deak: ...seems so~

Assassin Lavi: ...Probably

Pegasus Knight Lena walks over to the entrance and looks down at it Pegasus Knight Lena: Should we... go down?

Queen Alma coming back with a torch

Assassin Lavi grins a little bit sheepishly and steps behind her

Queen Alma glances at zuki Queen Alma: Well?

Assassin Lavi: After you : >

Princess Zuki: um...

Assassin Deak is gONNA OPEN THE DOOR

Princess Zuki looks back and then down at her feet

Assassin Lavi nO I MEANT AFTER LENA

Princess Zuki: i think... i-it might've been opened.

Assassin Deak I WANNA DO IT

Queen Alma: ..........

Assassin Lavi get your ass back here Deak >: (

Queen Alma: What?

Assassin Deak nO Assassin Deak MAKE ME

Assassin Lavi sO HELP ME

Assassin Deak kneels down,, Assassin Deak gonna do it

Pegasus Knight Lena: Wait, what are you doing?

Princess Zuki: that... boy, um... lavi, i think? said there was a bit of a draft through the cracks.

Queen Alma: Impossible. I made sure those were sealed. Queen Alma is v salty Queen Alma watch out she salty af

Princess Zuki: ...how thoroughly did you check..?

Assassin Lavi: Its Astor

Queen Alma is storming back into the room Queen Alma: Don't question me.

Princess Zuki follOWS

Assassin Lavi: And Indulf don't you dare!

Princess Zuki: m-my apologies.

Assassin Lavi salTY BRO NOISES

Assassin Deak ,,, Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,

Assassin Deak lifts a hand

Queen Alma: Do not open that.

Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Assassin Lavi I stg Deak

Queen Alma dONT DO IT

Assassin Deak slowly stands up

Assassin Lavi ur supposed to let the oTHER PEOPLE GO FIRST SO IF--

Queen Alma making her way over 2 the door

Assassin Deak: alright, alright.

Assassin Lavi that's right u get ur ass back here

Assassin Deak steps over to lavi

Pegasus Knight Lena hahah schooled

Queen Alma: How could it be open? Are you sure you didn't open it by mistake? Queen Alma: While you were checking?

Assassin Lavi: ...just feels like there's a draft coming through it, usually means its not sealed very tight

Queen Alma: ........

Assassin Lavi shRUGS

Queen Alma just reaches over and yanks the doors opennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wow it smells like stale and decomposing bodies thats gros

Assassin Lavi wrinkles his nose Assassin Lavi yeP THAT'S A SMELL

Assassin Deak o h myg od Assassin Deak honestly gAGS

Queen Alma covers her face yikes

Assassin Deak should be used to it but. not that many

Pegasus Knight Lena: So........................ fresh?

Assassin Lavi pulls a cloth up to tie around his face tbh Assassin Lavi so he can breaaathe Assassin Lavi: ..... Assassin Lavi: Fresh enough Assassin Lavi: How long ago did you say this church was erected again?

Assassin Deak wow, thanks for covering me, asshole

Princess Zuki COVERS HER NOS E

Assassin Deak coughs and gags

Queen Alma is pretty irritated Queen Alma: During the last Queen's reign. Queen Alma starts making her way down the steps w/ the torch of course

Princess Zuki follows tbh

Assassin Lavi u have ur own cloth or something don't u

Queen Alma: When I last checked the doors were sealed. It would have had to occur after I checked the doors.

Assassin Deak his mouth is all watery and his eye is watering too Assassin Deak n o

Queen Alma dEAL WITH IT

Assassin Lavi oh Assassin Lavi well Assassin Lavi RIP u then

Assassin Deak thanks

Assassin Lavi u can stay here if u want I guess

Queen Alma: The traps should still be set also.

Assassin Lavi following along behind Alma

Queen Alma: Watch your steps.

Assassin Deak also no Assassin Deak rips a piece of his cravat to use a makeshift cloth Assassin Deak quickly follows after lavi

Princess Zuki is lookin around

Pegasus Knight Lena walks in last yolo not slamming doors this time Pegasus Knight Lena oh wait the doors just slammed : ' )

Assassin Lavi: ......

Pegasus Knight Lena: ...................

Assassin Lavi: ....didn't you learn your lesson last time

Pegasus Knight Lena: I swear it wasn't me.

Assassin Lavi didn't see tbh just heard it and also heyoooo its hella dark other than the torch Assassin Lavi: ...uh huh

Pegasus Knight Lena: It wasn't!

Assassin Deak f reezes up

Assassin Lavi: Gonna laugh again if we start jumping at shadows?

Princess Zuki: please cease your bickering. it's tiring.

Pegasus Knight Lena: I told you, I didn't do it!

Princess Zuki is done with ur shit

Assassin Deak takes a few shallow breaths before trying to breathe normally again

Queen Alma y didnt u guys bring torches

Assassin Lavi we haven't even bickered that long

Queen Alma why does the floor sound squishy suddenly

Assassin Lavi b/c u had a torch? Assassin Lavi: ....... Assassin Lavi ew god that's a sound I don't like to hear Assassin Lavi: ....what's that noise

Princess Zuki ,,,is just gonna. stay on the stairs

Assassin Lavi: What did you step in

Princess Zuki: ...the floor.

Queen Alma: I'm sure it's nothing.

Assassin Lavi is taking this whole thing calmly tbh

Assassin Deak i ' m g o i n g t o p u k e

Queen Alma: Keep up or there won't be any light left.

Assassin Lavi or as much as is possible

Assassin Deak is not the calm on e Assassin Deak is the very paranoid and angry one

Queen Alma squish squish squish squish

Assassin Lavi pushes Zuki along but gently Assassin Lavi: Keep movin' or get outta the way

Queen Alma stops moving for a moment to look back at them

Assassin Deak gags again

Princess Zuki almoST FALLS OVER

Queen Alma: Really, have you never been in catacombs before? Queen Alma: Do you believe someone comes down here to clean things, my Lord.

Assassin Deak: yes... but it's... it's never been this bad. Assassin Deak: my apologies...

Princess Zuki: it's not necessarily a habit one would like to get into, ma'am.

Queen Alma narrows her eyes Queen Alma: Truly.

Princess Zuki: it's only natural for one to be disgusted. Princess Zuki walks tho

Pegasus Knight Lena squish squish squish squish

Assassin Lavi: Limlan doesn't really need many catacombs... big open country. Plenty of room for graveyards above ground. Assassin Lavi ew its squishy

Pegasus Knight Lena u feel that slimy shit Pegasus Knight Lena the slick Pegasus Knight Lena squishy Pegasus Knight Lena surface

Princess Zuki we're stepping on a big pizza confirmed

Assassin Lavi: ...gonna ruin my good boots walking in whatever this is

Pegasus Knight Lena that should not be how floors feel

Assassin Lavi: It better wash out

Queen Alma: It would... be best not to look down then.

Assassin Deak is it blood?

Princess Zuki: quit complaining. it could be much worse than this.

Assassin Deak oh my god Assassin Deak it is, isn't it?

Assassin Lavi sliPS

Queen Alma: If someone has come down here, the traps probably went off and... reduced them to less than li- Queen Alma wow

Assassin Lavi u better move it fast Zuki Assassin Lavi there's a tree falling

Assassin Deak trIES TO GRAB ONTO LAVI TO KEEP HIM FROM FALLING BUT Assassin Deak there he goes,,

Pegasus Knight Lena tIMBER

Princess Zuki mOVES

Assassin Deak ,,,,

Assassin Lavi hits the...

Assassin Deak: ...astor?

Assassin Lavi oh god what is th i  s

Queen Alma: Oh dear.

Assassin Lavi what is on these floooors

Queen Alma you really dont want to know

Assassin Lavi trying to geT UP

Queen Alma like seriously Queen Alma: If I were you, I would stand quicker than anything.

Assassin Lavi: Get offa me!

Assassin Deak offers lavi a hand

Assassin Lavi @ Deak

Assassin Deak ?!?

Assassin Lavi oh I thought u fell on me

Assassin Deak wHAT THE FUCK

Assassin Deak nO

Queen Alma you fell too

Assassin Deak wOW

Queen Alma oh

Assassin Deak N O I DIDNT

Assassin Lavi takING THAT HAND UP

Assassin Deak i tried to catch lavi but

Assassin Lavi: ...I don't even think I want to know...

Queen Alma: Try not to use your imagination to think of what you just landed on.

Assassin Lavi trying to brush himself off ew ew

Queen Alma turns and continues walking

Assassin Deak: ...it's probably blood.

Assassin Lavi I'm prob gonna have to burn these cloTHES

Assassin Deak: bodily fluids....

Queen Alma: If it were only blood.

Assassin Lavi >: ( Assassin Lavi: ...... Assassin Lavi: you... Assassin Lavi: sound like

Assassin Deak gags ag ain

Assassin Lavi: you know

Queen Alma: I believe I said I've been down here before. Queen Alma did i

Assassin Deak: wh...what is it?

Queen Alma i cant remember

Assassin Lavi goodbye jacket u were a dear friend 2 me but this nastiness is a dealbreaker

Princess Zuki: i don't think giving subtle hints as to what the substance is would help much.

Queen Alma: I also said you wouldn't want to kno--

Princess Zuki >:/

Assassin Lavi pushes Deak ahead of him

Queen Alma: I would rather avoid them gagging on the floor.

Assassin Lavi u go first this time so I don't slip again

Pegasus Knight Lena ew

Princess Zuki: you could avoid that entirely by not repeating yourself on the matter.

Assassin Deak ?!?!?!

Princess Zuki: some things are best left alone. Princess Zuki is weirdly calm rn idk why

Queen Alma: Coming from you, that means less than anything.

Assassin Deak fALL S BA CK Assassin Deak got it,, in his hair,,,

Assassin Lavi: ...I don't think I'm--

Queen Alma >: (

Assassin Deak haha,,, Assassin Deak ha,,,,

Assassin Lavi ??!?!

Princess Zuki: when does anything i say affect you? i'm but a naive princess to you.

Queen Alma: Truly.

Assassin Lavi RIP Deak's hair Assassin Lavi time 2 shave it all off Assassin Lavi: ...anyway I don't think I'm ever gonna get the smell out of my nose

Assassin Deak quickly scrambles to stand up, pretty much  on the verge of a panic attack but u kNOW HE'S FINE Assassin Deak nO Assassin Deak I'M NOT GONNA SHAVE IT OFF

Assassin Lavi: ...... Assassin Lavi: Everybody stop moving

Assassin Deak panicking even more

Queen Alma stops moving and turns around

Assassin Deak but like. silently and quickly breathing

Queen Alma: What is it?

Assassin Lavi just grabs Deak and holds him still Assassin Lavi: ...just be quiet

Queen Alma eXCUSe Me

Assassin Lavi he's listening Assassin Lavi: ...I thought I heard something

Assassin Deak w himpers quietly

Assassin Lavi I'd hug u if u weren't gross with god only knows what rn Assassin Lavi but u are gross Assassin Lavi rn Assassin Lavi: ....did anyone else hear anything or just me?

Queen Alma: Unless you hear the dead, I haven't heard anything.

Assassin Deak i 'm dy in g

Princess Zuki: it... may have just been you.

Assassin Lavi hums

Assassin Deak closes his eye and tries to recollect himself but he's shaking and just. thIS SHOULDN'T BOTHER HIM

Queen Alma: Onwards, then. Queen Alma turns once more and walks forward again

Assassin Lavi walks ahead of Deak to where Alma is with the light and looks around for something like a stone or w/e

Queen Alma: Try not to slip.

Assassin Lavi: ...I'll try not to

Assassin Deak walks slowly

Assassin Lavi is that a leg bone

Queen Alma why are you looking for a stone Queen Alma dont look at that

Assassin Lavi something to throw

Queen Alma oh go for it

Assassin Lavi make a little bit of noise u know Assassin Lavi see if something answers

Queen Alma wait what Queen Alma thERES NOTHING DOWN HERe

Assassin Lavi but not like. Right where we're standing

Assassin Deak can something but really nothing touch my leg bc i could help with that Assassin Deak with how paranoid i am rn haha rip

Assassin Lavi gonna just hurl that leg bone down the corridor to make some noise :'> Let's hope there's no sound that answers it

Assassin Deak good job, lavi Assassin Deak good job

Assassin Lavi look if there's something else here Assassin Lavi I want to hear it coming

??? joined the chat

Assassin Deak f u c k

??? dripping noises gradually getting louder

Princess Zuki oH BOY

Assassin Lavi: ........

Queen Alma what the fuck did u just do

Assassin Lavi quietly

Princess Zuki ,,,is starting to hear a thing

Assassin Lavi: I told you I heard something

??? scraping noises against the walls

Assassin Lavi backing way tf up tbh Good Luck Alma

Queen Alma: ...

Assassin Deak 's eye widens and just. turns

Princess Zuki cRINGES Princess Zuki HATES THAT NOISE

Assassin Deak gonna walk away now

??? the door is locked behind you

Assassin Deak goodbye Assassin Deak fUCK

??? i locked it remember

Assassin Deak moves around lena

??? you fell in onto the ground, i can smell you guys ??? you can run but you can't hide ??? ill find you

Assassin Deak l e av e me alONE

Assassin Lavi but if we smell like the floor doesn't that mean we'll just Assassin Lavi blend in

??? hahahahahahah thats funny ??? that floor is only in that one area ??? so i know when something is down here

Assassin Lavi o shit

??? so i can find it ??? kill it

Assassin Lavi so anyway

Assassin Deak YaNKS ON THE DOOR

Assassin Lavi goes behind Lena and pushes her forward a bit

Assassin Deak PANICKING VERY QUIETLY

Assassin Lavi: You're up. Assassin Lavi : >

Pegasus Knight Lena: W-what Pegasus Knight Lena what

Assassin Deak YANK, YANK, YANK

Assassin Lavi do ur job

Assassin Deak yANK

Assassin Lavi dEAK STOP YANKING THE DOOR

Assassin Lavi going over to Deak and juST

Pegasus Knight Lena this isnt smart

Assassin Lavi: stop that

Pegasus Knight Lena: What am I supposed to go after, I can't see anything!

Assassin Deak looks at him and has that look of a caged animal

??? here i come ??? ready or not

Assassin Deak growls quietly

Assassin Lavi its fine if u keep making noise it'll prob find u

Princess Zuki iS TRYING TO BE BRAVE

Assassin Deak s t o p s

??? drip drip drip ??? scrape scrape scrape ??? nails on a chalkboard now

Princess Zuki tf are u doin tryin to make us need to pee--

Assassin Lavi: Too much noise. Stay quiet. Remember your training.

Princess Zuki OW OK NOPE Princess Zuki coVERS HER EARS

Assassin Deak n o d s

Assassin Lavi th a t's not a nice sound

Assassin Deak closes his eye and just. tryING TO IGNORE IT

??? i can hear the beating of your hearts and you can hear mine

Assassin Lavi takes Deak's hand to lead him through the dark and stay together. If they can just find a good hiding spot somewhere in the dark... different hallway maybe

??? audible ??? loud ??? clear

Assassin Lavi thAT'S AN EVEN NOT NICER SOUND

Assassin Deak follows after lavi, tRYING TO STAY CALM AND QUIET

Princess Zuki whiNES SOFTL Y

Queen Alma: The path doesn't split unless you go further up. Queen Alma: It's a straight hall.

Assassin Lavi .....

??? here i come

Assassin Lavi sh it

??? tick tock tick tock ??? heavy breathing, heart pounding

Assassin Lavi: ...maybe we can make it to where the hall splits faster than it can?

Assassin Deak: ...perhaps.

Queen Alma: Isn't it in front of us?

Assassin Lavi how wide is this hall btw Assassin Lavi: ...hence

Assassin Deak: if... if we don't though, i....

Assassin Lavi: "before it can"

Assassin Deak: ....

Queen Alma not that wide unfortunately

Assassin Lavi welp

Queen Alma: We could try.

Assassin Lavi draws his dagger Assassin Lavi prob gonna have to fight our way out

Queen Alma turns and takes a step before shrieking and dropping the torch oops

Assassin Lavi !!!!!!!!

??? here i am ??? hi

Assassin Deak looks at lavi before drawing his dagger as well

??? tried to get by ??? now you cant see me ??? but i can see you

Assassin Lavi .....

Assassin Deak remember training. Assassin Deak it's fine.

Assassin Lavi we fight in the dark all the time Assassin Lavi part of our profession : >

??? you know what my profession is?

Assassin Lavi killing?

??? close, but not really

Assassin Lavi aw and here I had a comeback for if u said yes

??? see, it's what i use to kill that defines me ??? where are we right now

Assassin Lavi a tomb?

Assassin Deak u uSE DEAD PEOPLE?!!?!

Assassin Lavi o

??? what do you assume you landed in

Assassin Deak b loo d

Assassin Lavi ...blood? Assassin Lavi its not blood, is it

??? no ??? try again

Assassin Lavi oil?

??? is oil or blood squishy ??? think this through

Assassin Lavi guts? Assassin Lavi are we inside a huge gut Assassin Lavi is this Naruto

??? what the fuck ??? no ??? when did that happen in Naruto ??? oh with the snake right

Assassin Lavi Jiraiya's toad stomach jutsu--

??? oh ??? wrong thing

Assassin Lavi anyway I give up Assassin Lavi this is a weird standoff guessing game

??? lame ???: aCTUALLY ] ???: i have no idea what im going for w/ this ]

Assassin Lavi: LMFAO }

Assassin Deak: ;; o mg

???: i was waiting 2 see if something cool was suggested ] ???: i ToLD You GuyS ] ???: i dK WHAT IM DOiNG ]

Assassin Lavi: I mean I figured like } Assassin Lavi: either oil like something combustable or like } Assassin Lavi: weird mucus or something }

???: i just wanted to adventure in catacombs tbh ] ???: i like the history thing ]

Assassin Lavi: lmao {

???: but then we had 2 bring in some monster so i just threw something up ] ???: : ( ]

Assassin Lavi: RIP }

???: its like ]

Assassin Lavi: I mean I'm cool w/ Catacomb Adventures but I'm also 300% down for Lavi to be ripped limb by limb LMFAO }

???: "no its actually just cake and this was all an elaborate prank for messing up the masquerade party!!" ]

Assassin Deak: ;; thinks back to worm 1 Assassin Deak: ;; ahaha,,, Assassin Deak: ;; h a , , ,

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