#also when jonesy basically asked how far along he was jude said:

[posarmeklen]

A certain blue-haired blowhard and his closest friend may have gotten a tad closer than usual one night during winter break. Now, he’s mentally running down the “A Pregnancy Was Just Announced To Me” FAQs list as a conversation with his long-time pal suddenly feels like the most painfully uncomfortable case of having to make small talk in the world. Ugh, I hate when that happens!

#my art #fanart #mpreg #context (?): apparently jonesy came home from his 2nd semester of college (a party school across the country) for his father’s 50th b-day #jen was living at home like i mentioned one time before and she invited jude to the party as well #so she could force-smash the two together in her room like barbie dolls so jude could make the all-important announcement #and at first when jude came out with the news jonesy frowned briefly before erupting in high-pitched laughter #🤣 #jen (scowling darkly): jonesy! why are u laughing?! #jude (raucous laughter from him cutting thru the air as well): hahahaha! i totally got you bro! ahahaha! #defending his sudden detour into “just a prank”-ville to jen later on: #i didn’t know the dude was gonna laugh… i think i was freaking him out! #so naturally the pair have to clear the air later that same day and this is where this exchange pictured here comes in #also when jonesy basically asked how far along he was jude said: #well the last time the slimy-wand-thingamabob dude said i was 7 weeks and that was like the friday before last so now i’m probably… #let’s see…subtract the one…carry the five…186 weeks or something #jonesy: boy am i glad you suck at math! #i’ve had bits and pieces of this conversation floating around in my head for ages XD