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teecupangel · 1 year

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From your recent reblog of "Altair looks younger in his 60s than Ezio did in his 50s", I'm now convinced that Altair has an entire beauty program that he keeps RELIGIOUSLY. Malik, breaking down his door an hour after he went to bed: "Altair, get up, we have a situa- what the hell are you two doing" Altair, lounging next to Maria, both of them wearing bath robes and herbal face masks with cucumbers over the eyes: "It's called self-care." Maria, beckoning: "We've got extra, come join us" Malik: A novice is sent to fetch them all half an hour later, and finds the three of them relaxed and talking mad gossip about other people in the fortress

From this post where I left these tags:

#levantine assassin: why do you look so young?

#altaïr: (remembers the many health and beauty tips the apple gave him) ... good genes

Okay but you know what would be funny?

If Altaïr learned all his beauty programs from the Apple just showing him youtube videos of ‘alternate beauty care (ALL ORGANIC!)’ as holograms but I feel like the funnier take would be the Apple actually giving Altaïr schematics and the list of step-by-step procedures to recreate beauty cream and other products.

Malik finding some of them and wondering if they’re meant to be medicine or salves.

Only to figure out the truth behind such concoctions after seeing Altaïr and Maria having ‘me time’ together.

#altaïr having a beauty program #altaïr having the softest smoothest skin in all of levant #nay #in the entire world (as of the 1200s)#although he still has callouses on his hands because of training #because that’s just who he is #ask and answer #i don’t know if this is headcanon #or crack #both???

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tamiisnthere · 1 year

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Mostly of you voted AC fanarts in the poll! 😊 Anyway, I also put some kinda older artworks that I have never published or were already on my DeviantArt.

Maria Thorpe 🤩

Haytham and Shay 🫡

Some little silly (and stupid) comic of Kenways which I forgot I had done and left it at that. So I finally finished it! 😄

Altaïr in Mentor's Robes and Apple of Eden 🍏

That one beautiful Altaïr's taunt 😍

Evil Altaïr AU 😈

(↓ Credits under Keep reading + little bonus meme)

Programs: XNALara & Fire Alpaca

Authors of models: milance941 (DeviantArt), ItalianUtent (DeviantArt), DecanAndersen (DeviantArt, deactivated), raccooncitizen (DeviantArt), deexie (DeviantArt), OMG Theres A Bear In My Oatmeal! (Steam) & Voikanaa (Steam)

Some textures and models have been modified/exported by me

I can't help myself that I see these this way 🤣

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