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#always had of 'you actually admit you're interested in shipping? disgusting'
yanlei-a · 10 months
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my toxic trait is i read everything y'all write and i eat it up and i love your ships like even though i probably wouldn't care about them if not for y'all writing i'd read your yelling about them gladly and i'd read 10 page essays about them but then whenever i have brainrot about my own ships i just think i'll be annoying yelling about them 💁‍♂️
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jonahlovescoffee · 3 years
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hi bb! ik you're my soulmate but u r gonna need to ship me with someone else this time - oops. likes: history, Netflix, the smell of books, the beach but not the ocean thats scary, long drives, spending time with the fam and friends // dislikes: eggplant and spinach - two absolutely revolting vegetables, insects // hobbies: video games - I miss Minecraft, art, writing, reading, listening to music, playing guitar// height: around 1.72 m (p.s: happy valentines bebs, ily forever)
i ship you with daniel seavey @chilling-seavey’s masterlist <3
✧ yes i’m absolutely positively sure that he’ll make time to play minecraft with you no matter how busy he is, sometimes even rejecting christian and his friends’ invitation to play cod if he wasn’t busy convincing them to play minecraft with you both too. you firmly believe in the saying ‘the more the merrier’, but you actually prefer playing with daniel and daniel only because he won’t accidentally blow up your house while fighting creepers like the others always do (on purpose, might i add, because they find it to be very funny)
✧ i like to believe that daniel has a little bookshelf in his studio which is mostly empty since he only uses it to store some manuscript books, documents and some other miscellaneous stuff that he barely uses but it is soon filled with your overwhelming amount of books once you moved into his house so that you can read as he works on his new music projects.
✧ daniel loves going to beaches and so do you, the only difference is your favorite part of the beach is the scenery and the soft sand beneath your feet whereas his is the sea and he has been trying to get you to try swimming or surfing for ages to no avail. plus, staying on the shore means u get to admire his body as he does those stuff so why bother hopping into the ocean with him? hehe
✧ ok now that i’ve finished elaborating almost all your descriptions about yourself, it’s time for a road trip which starts with-
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“daniel james seavey, what in the world is this?” you shrieked in horror when you opened the lid of the takeaway container to find eggplants that stood out amongst the other vegetables that were laying on top of your rice. you both were several hours into your road trip to visit some historical sites. and because you were hungry although you already had dinner, daniel stopped at a small diner by the roadside to get something for you to eat.
you used your fork to point at the revolting vegetable that you despised with every single fiber of your body. “how could you do this to me?”
daniel’s eyes darted between your disgusted expression and the eggplant, utterly perplexed as to what were you making a big fuss about.
“do what? can’t you eat eggplants? i mean, you’re a vegan and vegans eat veggies which includes eggplants right?” you mentally facepalmed yourself at his cluelessness.
“yes, but,” with an exasperated sigh, you raised your fork to point at him instead and he instinctively flinched at your threatening gesture. “how many times have i told you that i hate eggplants?!” you screamed in his face.
realization struck him instantly. “uh, i kinda forgot about that because the diner was about to close and i just ordered whatever dish they had left,” he admitted guiltily, sending you an apologetic smile as he scratched the back of his neck awkwardly. “but there’s no need to be so dramatic over it.”
“i’m dramatic? well let me tell you something, daniel,” you said incredulously and he gulped. “you can’t go around being forgetful—”
“you are still mad at me aren’t you?” he cut you off mid-sentence, turning his gaze back onto the road as he focused on pulling out of the deserted car park. “about forgetting to bring your books on this trip.”
“no, i’m not mad,” you huffed and stabbed a potato before bringing it into your mouth. “i’m furious and i’m not talking to you for the whole trip now because you have made two mistakes because of your forgetfulness.”
“okay, love, i’d like to see you try,” he challenged, a ghost of a smile playing on his lips.
truth to be told, he didn’t exactly forget to bring along your books. he did it on purpose because he knew that if you had books with you, you would be so engrossed in your fictional world that the journey might become a little less fun and exciting. don’t get him wrong, he loves to see you read since found you exceptionally cute when you do so but for now, he wanted you to concentrate on having fun instead of burying your head in books from sunrise till nightfall.
and after hours of you both singing your lungs out along with the songs on the radio, endless stream of chatter and few stops at interesting places to take pictures, he was proud to say that his plan was working out very well so far.
maybe he should really hide your books more often.
“fine, i can’t do this,” you declared out of the blue, breaking the silence moments later, letting out a defeated sigh. he gave you a smug look that clearly said “i knew it”.
“only because i need you to finish my eggplants for me,” you added, which only made his initial amused smile turn into a smirk.
“what would you do without me, love,” he shook his head as he opened his mouth and you fed him the eggplants.
“shut up.”
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a/n: phew this is a long one that i managed to finish on the same day where i’m sleep deprived, have a pile of unfinished homework and two online classes for two incredibly stressful subjects so i apologize if it kinda sucks i’m sorry :( @randomlimelightxxx
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