yanlei-a

[yanlei-a]

im gonna suck the tattoos riGHT OFF—

» — IT'S WHAT ZED DESERVES TO GET ON HIS BIRTHDAY TBH.

— @deathfxnds

I'D CLEAN HIM OFF LIKE A WHITEBOARD

#no no no cyn get in line me first #ASDFIAJSDFJASDF #» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟

[yanlei-a]

modern verse zed would absolutely have a motorcycle

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #like he can drive and probably has a car bc he had to be able to take all his kids to places but #the motorcycle would be what he'd prefer..

[yanlei-a]

for such a violent man, his kisses are so very tender.

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #» character study — ⌜the shadows have enlightened me.⌟ #don't look at me..

[yanlei-a]

"i said: model for me."

the word 'no' is expected from him, really. the sheer disbelief she receives from his stare nearly has her laughing, yet she withholds (for now) and crosses her arms. she stands her ground, chin lowering; one could easily mistake such a look as condescending. yet... perhaps there's some sort of pity that lingers in her gaze instead.

she doesn't relent. a hand then rises, clawed digit tapping her chin in mock thought. "unless... you're too cowardly to take up such an innocent idea?"

» — INSANE POPSTAR WANTS TO MAKE HIM MODEL (MORE NEWS AT 8PM).

— @agonizedembrace

"And I said no." The retort is as short as it is sharp, now that Zed knows she is being serious about this. It isn't news Evelynn has a knack for picking models, be it from her own midst, those already renowned and adored that would suit the task perfectly, or those who have yet to make a name for themselves. Regardless, she is infamous for never making bad calls in that regard — he has to question that reputation now, though blatant disbelief has already faded from his crimson gaze.

He is glad to work with her on other business, not this. She should know he would refuse. The very idea of making him model is absurd, even weren't he utterly uninterested in it. The diva may be content to balance her fame and other activities, but Zed would rather avoid the hassle of drawing any more attention to himself than necessary.

It was troublesome enough due to the people around him. He certainly didn't need to make his face known.

The scowl on his face should be as much answer as proof he is a poor pick for the task. It doesn't, however; she looks at him between condescension and pity, and he doesn't know which he despises more. No matter: his distaste also makes itself evident in the look he gives her, gaze meeting golden eyes.

"Innocent? Coming from you? That would be new," Moodiness makes him less cordial than usual; she is toying with him, he knows. Provoking in an attempt to get the reaction she so wishes. He is proud enough that his ego chafes at the accusation, but not enough that he can't see through the trap placed right in front of him. "Get Kayn, I'm sure he'll love the attention. One of his bandmates or something. It's not a matter of cowardice — it's a matter of this being a frankly stupid idea. I'm not exactly the model type." 

#» in character — ⌜the master of shadows.⌟ #agonizedembrace #he can be. persuaded #also don't be fooled eve this manwhore knows he's not unattractive he's playing dumb #AISDJFASIDJF

[yanlei-a]

i didn't even add context to that post that i was thinking abt hs kayn i'm unwell

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #daddy zed and his slutty son corroding my brain #tbd.

[yanlei-a]

me: i just think zed wouldn't enjoy the attention as much also me: literally wrote a whole ass meta in the past about how i don't think he ever really loved yevnai and it was more he liked the attention

hm

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #still don't think it'd be like. kayn ISJDFAISDJF #but. i spoke hastily he is a whore which is why in each skinline riot suggests he's dating someone different #IASJDFIJFASDJF #rito: katgaren in every universe. xayah and rakan. senna and lucian. probably going that way w settphel and leodia #rito w zed: homoerotic tension with shen. tragic love story with syndra or smt. lovers to enemies w karma. #but you know i think it's a bit #kayn is out there being a slut while his dad is just lowkey about being a manwhore #hey guys this is the type of content you signed up for following yanlei dot tumblr dot com #why are y'all even here #sdfkjansdfkjansfk

[yanlei-a]

on that note i'm sure zed doesn't in fact approve of his son's arsonist tendencies but alas much like he doesn't approve of him trying to take over a darkin weapon sometimes kayn does dumb dangerous shit he's still zed's son and zed loves him regardless

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #am just thinking of hs kayn and anyone who knows his dad being like 'oh you couldn't be more different' #zed isn't as much a fan of being in the spotlight #and he's not as much a manwhore either. well. not /purposefully/ at least #ksnfksandkjfn

[yanlei-a]

me at rito like spare some positive kayn and zed interactions in his new legendary?

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #PLEASE I'M BEGGING #you made them father and son let them be father and son wtf

[yanlei-a]

zed's birthday.... in a month....

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #have you prepared your gift for local shadow dad who doesn't expect to get any gifts

[yanlei-a]

not his own son calling him out for the drama and misery and gay yearning

#dash comm. #kahksbfajshfb #the one paragraph that's basically #'if robin leaves zed might focus on what's important. OR he might be miserable and yearning forever #on the other hand if robin stays he can finally focus on other things. OR the gay yearning might get worse' #there's no winning there kayn your father is angsty and gay

[yanlei-a]

that part in the zed comic where they're about to go after akali and shen is all like she was my favorite student very she's like a daughter to me and when zed says he understands shen is immediately no you don't

i think about that a lot... because zed most certainly does understand. he has a student he loves as if he was his son. said student has put himself in danger with rash decisions, despite being very capable of looking after himself.

constantly thinking about how people, even shen who was his boyfriend closest friend, are so dismissive of the idea he actually genuinely cares for anyone. thinking about zed being equally disbelieving when it comes to anyone caring about him.

#it's the way he tells kayn 'well you could've really betrayed me' and kayn is shocked and all 'master zed i would never' #but it isn't about not trusting kayn!!!! #it's about not expecting anyone to be entirely loyal to him. #it's about not expecting anyone to care for him irrevocably. #crying #he just like me fr #» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #» character study — ⌜the shadows have enlightened me.⌟

[yanlei-a]

you know whose birthday it is in a little more than a month? zed's c:

#and irelia's 3 days after! #» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #and mine also around there somewhere but that's not important

[yanlei-a]

i always thought zed would actually directly teach only very few of the order's acolytes, especially with lor establishing other masters with their own pupils... but neat to be validated nonetheless

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #» character study — ⌜the shadows have enlightened me.⌟ #i do like that it's said kayn is one of the few not the only one though.... #validates my 'zed has other children' hc................. ASDUFNASDFN #his adopted son(s) and daughter(s)

[yanlei-a]

tentatively. like this for an ic ask. that i may or may not send Soon. perhaps.

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #the sillies might have inspired me............... #maybe what i needed for the zed muse was reading through the whole ama thread from kayn's release + dying with those asks #iausdhfasidhfaisdufh

[yanlei-a]

if not evil then why ha-ha-ha sound like villainous laughter

FALSE ACCUSATIONS

— @windchaser

you'd look at this and call him evil??? unfounded accusations. criminal, even. look at how cute he is. a man can't even enjoy things and laugh anymore smh

HAHAHA

#I WANTED THE HAHAHA SOUND BUT I COULDN'T FIND IT IDSJFAISDJF #windchaser #» crack — ⌜forbidden shadow wins.⌟ #this is anti yanlei propaganda

[yanlei-a]

There's something unsettling about the air around you— a tension you can't quite put your finger on. You feel it long before you see it, but when you do, you know.

Kayn is coming.

KAYN IS COMING

— @deathfxnds

"We talked about this, Kayn. You can't announce your arrival with a huge Kayn is coming written on the walls — it defeats the entire purpose of stealth."

#DFHASDFIHSDF #i'm unable to read this ask and not start laughing again i'm gonna die #kjnakfjsdnfksnf crying #deathfxnds #» crack — ⌜forbidden shadow wins.⌟

[yanlei-a]

what i'm reading is zed gave him his whole name then

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #for legal reasons this is a joke #asudifhisdufahsdiufh