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#amnesia the clunker
dingleshartbeaufoy · 13 days
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saintmeghanmarkle · 4 months
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The Ultimate Upstage by u/Lolliiepop
The Ultimate Upstage With Princess Catherine in hospital recovering from a very serious operation that will require months of recovery, and with the King going in for a procedure himself, we all expect something big from these two! I made a comment on another post, but I didn’t want it to get buried. It is obvious that they have hit rock bottom. Everyone is done with them!! The award was bought a while back otherwise that wouldn’t have even happened for attention. There are rumors that Harry found out about The King and Catherine through the media reports. They are a joke…not even an invite to Bezo’s Birthday and it’s so big I know he wouldn’t care about a few party crashers. It’s the other guests that don’t want the association with H&M! So there is Jamaica (if that’s where the premiere is…I’m unsure).My conspiracy:The plane back from Jamaica will ‘disappear’. They will hire one of those little clunkers to go see an intimate spot and pay off the pilot to ditch the plane. The pilot will be paid to sabotage in a hidden spot but they will never be in danger & w/full supplies but no radio. enough to cause a frantic several hours long, global news worthy search. OR maybe H will rent a helicopter for some ‘romance’ and they go down (Harry gets lost at sea after holding onto a random wooden door in the water. He insisted she take the entire door for herself. She gets rescued wearing all her jewelry incl Trev bracelet and repeats ‘But H is a legend!’ For seven months straight). But really he swims to shore and has amnesia so he’s never seen again. (I know…plot hole!) POOF….then Madame gets to be a ROYAL WIDOW. Forever connected. I’ve always believed that to be her ENDGAME.Apologies for typos and mistakes…I’m falling asleep writing this on my phone. post link: https://ift.tt/zZyIjTR author: Lolliiepop submitted: January 24, 2024 at 07:26AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 4 months
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Nah I’d whirl
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 4 months
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It’s so preppy in here
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 4 months
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This is what I see when i think of henri and augustin
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 4 months
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I give henri a different hairstyle every time
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 4 months
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Brainrot
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 4 months
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 3 months
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Dude lost the game
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 5 months
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 2 months
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ℋℯ𝓁𝓁ℴ 𝓋𝓇ℴ ❤️
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 4 months
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She gon keep ha hands in my pants cuz she a freak
I tell her that I’m celibate and fuck in bout a week
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 5 months
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toussaints dilemma
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 3 months
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@wayvbrainz We’ll get em next time
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 4 months
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Augustin:
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Henri:
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Toussaint:
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Boisrond:
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Innies: Augustin and Toussaint
Outties: Henri and Boisrond
Hairstyles:
Henri: Short and Sweet
Augustin: Clean Shaven
Toussaint: Welcome To The Jungle
Boisrond: Curly Cues
Grip Factor:
Henri: Moderate Grip
Augustin: Absolute Vacuum
Toussaint: Deadly Toussy
Boisrond: Fast and Loose
I’m open to suggestions let me know if you want a continuation
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dingleshartbeaufoy · 7 months
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This game boring as hell bruh
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