#and I was really competitive with swim ballet basketball karate tennis

[barbiegirldream]

God the hypocrisy of mcc kills me. "It's not supposed to be competitive" then why they fuck is an entire subreddit obsessed with player stats? The second you introduce tiers and stat tracking, you start comparing people. When that happens, things get competitive. That's human nature.

People give Dream too much credit. "He singlehandedly made mcc competitive" Mate, no. It's never just one person.

Why is it fine if Wilbur goes on a rant every mcc, but the second Dream makes a negative comments it's toxic and he must be removed?

Also I am fucking tired of people speculating on the relationships between players. You don't truly know how they feel. Stop it. I'm sure they can sort it out themselves. They don't need others to stick thier noes into their business.

Yeah no exactly all of this. It is competitive and Dream works his ass off to rank highly like he does. Why do people think he like idk bought his way in? Everyone is so quick to try and discredit him but like mans is good at what he does and he’s never claimed to be the best, he just isn’t self deprecating. Which idk maybe it’s a Leo thing (I’m kidding) but I don’t think you get any humble points for tearing yourself down you just look sad 🤷‍♀️

Techno can memorize all the buildmart builds but Dream is too invested for doing the same exact thing???

Idk I’ve watched the older MCC’s they were competitive. So I don’t think it’s really gotten better or worse just more people are watching. And let’s not pretend Dream didn’t have anything to do with boosting the numbers of if not the event itself a bunch of the players in the event

Hell Philza even talked yesterday about how much his popularity like the second big wave after the baby zombie is attributed to the Dream SMP and Dream

And I like the toxicity. Where would we be without Wilbur ripping into ace race and Noxcrew making jabs at their players?

Again I’m very very sorry for H and angry at the people sending him hate but it’s just not Dream’s fault. It isn’t. Dream has never done anything but demand people don’t send hate. Which can’t be said for others who hate Dream and wish actual harm on him.

Like Dream enjoys MCC. He and Techno wanted to play together more than they ever wanted to play against each other. Dream wanted to be with Sylvee this game to get her a win for her birthday. Dream wanted to pay for MCC coins so people could get some every time they won as opposed to just once. (I think that’s what it was something about the coins tho)

Dream loves the game and he loves hanging out with his friends. It’s why he helps people train for all of the events and always hyped up his team mates. He’s not looking to win he’s looking to play a good game and if he wins that’s great. I think people who aren’t competitive don’t get that while a win is nice when you love a game like that you’re playing for the game.

So you wanna hate on people for not getting the spirit of MCC? Firstly don’t that’s weird it’s a video game but secondly it’s not gonna be Dream.

#dreamwastaken #discourse #I love sports so much #and I was really competitive with swim ballet basketball karate tennis #you name it even gym class I was a try hard #but I was having fun with it and I was happier to lose and play a great game #than win cause the opponent threw

[feifheadcanons]

What kind of sports would the child units like to play?

OKAY THIS IS THE ONE THAT GOT DELETED YESTERDAY LET’S TRY IT AGAIN

Neutral:

Kana - Kana doesn’t really care much for playing sports. They’d much rather just watch. Unless you’re talking about REAL sports like Duck Duck Dragon or Hide and Go Seek, in which case, they are the uncontested best at sports like those!

Midori - She doesn’t really care much for sports either, she’s much more into sports medicine! Although she currently holds the archery record! She much prefers to follow people around and tend to their wounds, especially people who always get injured *cough* SOPHIE SHIRO SOLEIL *cough* Speaking of which...

Sophie - Sophie is really good at, well, horseback riding! No one in Hoshido rides horses, and Forrest just isn’t much of a challenge in that regard. Siegbert, while competent, isn’t much of a challenge either. So she does cross country! She loves running and she’s got great stamina. She also does gymnastics! She’s really flexible and good at most events! She is also a certain reckless knucklehead’s coach in boxing, which is where most of her injuries come from.  

Dwyer - Dwyer doesn’t play sports. He’s just there to bring tea to people post-match and to give them advice to do better. It’s too much work for him. With that being said, half the reason is that he’s just too good at every sport. Tennis, basketball, soccer, judo, diving, aikido, he’s just good at everything. He wants to give the others a chance. So he sticks to darts.

Shigure - I mean, is it any surprise he does swimming? He loves the water so much, not to mention his singing gives him ridiculous tidal volume and breath control, he’s practically a master of the water. His diving isn’t that good, and his speed isn’t the best, but his mastery of his body and flow in water is the toppest of notches. 

Hoshido

Shiro - One boxing boy, coming right up! Shiro is the resident boxing buff and buff boxer of the army. He loves it. He doesn’t have the best defenses though, and he’s stiff as a board, which is where Sophie comes in! She’s his trainer, helping him master his range of motion and get better at defending! She’s got a mean left hook! Midori patches them both up, scolding them about being more careful.“If you’re more flexible, Shiro, you can do all sorts of neat punches! Why, I bet you could dislocate your shoulder to extend the range of your punch! Like...Zoom! A Zoom Punch!”“Sophie, please don’t tell him to do that.”

Kiragi - With his eagle eyes, there’s only one kind of sport for him...Hide and Seek with Kana! Oh and he’s the best skeet shooter. Moving targets are kind of his specialty. 

Asugi - Rock climbing! He’s really agile and dexterous, so rock climbing is a bit of a no-brainer for him. He’d much rather be doing anything else, but he might as well mix in his ninja training with a sport if he has to do a sport, so he doesn’t mind too much. He’ll kinda get up there really fast and just sit on top of the wall, eating candy until everyone else gets up. “What took ya so long?”

Mitama - She plays soccer! She doesn’t like exercising too much, she’d much rather be doing...basically anything else. So she’ll set up shop in the goal and wait for the ball to come her way and effortlessly block it. She’s never let a goal go by, and she uses the rest of her free time just to write haiku about the fresh open air and smell of grass, waiting for the next ball to come her way.

Hisame - Is it any surprise that Hisame does kendo? An ancient Hoshidan sport of swordplay, he is nearly unrivaled. He goes in and just sweeps up every tournament. His footwork is unparalleled, but his real edge is that he’ll just think of his enemies like pickles, in need of dicing and slicing.

Caeldori - She, much like Dwyer, excels at basically every sport. She headlines as the army’s best diver, and people love watching her incredible form, but her real passion is actually karate! She’s pretty much unmatched, taking out most challengers without a scratch on her! She wears a mask though so people don’t know it’s her! She fought in an MMA tournament once and won the whole thing, beating Shiro in the final round! He actually managed to get a few good hits in, but she knocked him out in one clean hit. It’s why he’s in defense training right now!

Selkie - She does decathlons! She’s really good at the long jump especially! Not beacuse she can jump overly far (even though she totally can) but more because she’s able to gather up so much speed compared to the distance she starts out with! She’s got it on lock!

Rhajat - She dances competitively. But she doesn’t tell anyone. She just says she doesn’t play sports. But she does lyrical, tap, ballet, breakdancing, waltz, even cheer and Hoshidan ribbon dancing. The only people who know are Azura and Laslow, who she’s asked to coach them. Oh and Hayato. She never told him, but he’s known ever since she was little that she had a passion for dancing. He slips charms into whatever dance shoes she wears that day. They’re not for cheating or anything, they just help her get over her crippling stage fright. He’s secretly there cheering her on all the time.

Nohr

Siegbert - Siegbert is the worst best golfer you’ll ever meet. He’s incredible with his drives, often just getting holes in one. But his putting is atrocious. Either he sinks it in one from a hundred yards away, or he struggles to putt from 2 feet away for 300 strokes. Eventually, he decided if he doesn’t get a hole in one, to just knock it away another 100 yards and try from there. He also plays jai alai, and tchoukball!

Forrest - Field hockey! He loves the fresh smell of grass and the battle on the field, but he’s a bit of a clean freak. Thanks to Midori though, he has a new potion that removes all grass stains, so he can really get down and dirty. He’s a surprisingly strong player.

Soleil - She fences! She just hoped that it would make her a better dancer by forcing her to improve her footwork but it doesn’t translate out of the match sadly. With that said, she’s a MONSTER in the arena. She footwork and swordplay are only matched by how much fun she’s having! She loves the thrill of the fight, and win or lose, she’s always got a smile in the end. Every opponent ends up her friend somehow. Also, whenever she takes off her helmet, she does that stereotypical post-helmet-removal-slow-motion hair flip that you see in cartoons. People swoon. She has a fan-club~

Ophelia - She plays tennis! And she’s really good at it! She names all her “attacks” too. “Dead Man’s Volley!” “Die Die Tennis Barrage!” “Shooting Star Arrow!”  She lives for long rallies on deuces, and relishes in the victory of her advantage if she gets one.

Nina - She’s a sports journalist! She goes around writing reports on sports, although she does get a bit lost in her thoughts at times. She doesn’t play very often, simply because she enjoys other forms of athletic activity, but she never lets on what she means...She LARPs. But she will kill anyone who finds out. She also bowls a pretty mean game, 300s left and right.

Percy- Percy plays basketball! He lacks the jump height to dunk considering his size, and his lay-ups are okay, 50/50. But they call him the Full Court Miracle. Any shot beyond the three point line just...lands clean. He’s got so much raw talent, but he still practices! He’s good at stealing the ball too~

Velouria - She wrestles! Her pins and grapples are pretty top-notch! She grew up play-wrestling with her dad all the time, and so he would show her how to actually wrestle when she got bigger, to help catch prey. Eventually she took it on competitively, and won multiple awards!

Ignatius - Ignatius plays American Football! He might be cowardly and he hates getting hurt, but he hates seeing his friends get hurt even more. He plays center, and he’s a regular Ryokan Kurita, that boy. Always protecting his QB no matter what. He’s strong enough to hold the line by himself if need be.

#OOF I FINALLY DID IT I'M DONE #the kids #MOD KEADI #OOOF #Anonymous