#and I'd put it on a table under the african skulls or whatever.

[answrs]

today on "answrs very quickly loses their mind over an antelop.e"

(length & caps warning. and pics of animal skull/tanned pelt but that's expected in this tag so...)

you know, I knew elan.ds were big. much bigger than the typical antelop.e in fact! i have a dang hartebees.t and such, i get it!

except APPARENTLY!

i

was

NOT

PREPARED!

HOW IS ↑THIS↑ THING ALMOST AS LONG AS A FUCKIN GEMSBO.K??????? LIKE THAT'S A GEMSBO.K'S WHOLE *DEAL* IS THAT THEY HAVE THE BIG HORNS. THIS HORN IS BIGGER AROUND THAN MY WRIST UNTIL LITERALLY THE TOP FIVE INCHES OF IT WHAT THE F U C K.

oh yeah. and there's more.

because i didn't get just the skull either. no, no! this thing came with its own pelt too!

Sir?

SIR?

SIR?????? SIR HOW ARE YOU STILL GOING!!!!!!! DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY PACK YOUR ENTIRE BODY IN THERE???????

SIR!!!!????? YOUR B U S T IS OVER FIVE-FRICKIN-FEET TALL!!!!!?????? SIR HOW THE FUCK-

SO YEAH. I GUESS THIS IS A THING I HAVE NOW

#WHY DID THEY SELL THIS TO ME FOR 45 DOLLARS WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY SMOKING THAT THAT WAS A GOOD PRICE TO THEM #NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING BUT LIKE. MY DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK. #vulture culture #vultureculture #taxidermy #animal skull #dead animal #animal bones #I do have to rehydrate to get those ears right-side out but this is really hecking good leather too!!! #oh yeah. sink pics because a bit of old spiderweb. dunno how tf I'm gonna soak it but at least the horns aren't coming off the side #like some OTHER skull I could name that is giving me container issues...... << #I thought this fur would be like. three. maaaaaybe pushing four feet MAX. #and I'd put it on a table under the african skulls or whatever. #(the listing had no dimensions don't judge me shh) #(I wasnt expecting something LONGER THAN MY FULLBODY HEAD-TO-TAIL WHITETAI.L PELT HOLY FUCK) #long post #edit: i think this might actually be a female? but fuck it i ain't changing it.