#and Lonnie is like UGH ok I guess we can give your shitty Fortune 500 dayjob a pass THIS time but your billionaire dad is on thin ice >:|

[themandylion]

I've decided that (between fighting Red Robin's bad guys and Moneyspider trying to go rogue on the side), Lonnie and Tim co-mod like... an online server/community help board/coding school for disadvantaged youth to try and get them interested in computer science. (It would be offline also, but Tim's face is hella recognizable and Lonnie is unfortunately still stuck in a coma.)

Lonnie is constantly trying to teach the kids basic hacking stuff and Tim keeps shutting him down (not literally though because that would be hella rude). ...but then Tim is like. Oh no. It would be very unfortunate. If you were to figure out how to pirate movies/TV shows/etc. from these huge corporations who are shitty to their employees. And every once in a while he maybe looks the other way while Lonnie shows the kids how to hack a global megacorporation and redistribute some of the wealth to the masses—look, Bruce, he can run your stupid company or he can babysit Lonnie Machin 24/7, he can't do both, this is on you.

It annoys the heck out of Bruce, because ugh, he is trying to set up some sort of Wayne Foundation scholarship associated with Tim and Lonnie's... whatever it is, but it'll look really bad if WF is associated with what is essentially a hacker school. (He is so proud of them and all the good they do and wants an excuse to brag to the world but also the optics :\ )

#headcanon #Tim Drake #Lonnie Machin #Red Robin #Moneyspider #Tim & Lonnie's School for Disadvantaged Nerds #every time Lonnie floats the idea of targeting WE Tim reminds him that WE treats its employees AND customers excellently #follows all state + fed regs and then some; gives back to the community; hires based on skill instead of nepotism (w/ 1 big exception); etc #and Lonnie is like UGH ok I guess we can give your shitty Fortune 500 dayjob a pass THIS time but your billionaire dad is on thin ice >:| #and Tim just laughs and nods and tells him “I know I'm the one who put him there” eyyyyy